Humans are space orcs
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Oops, wrong human (INDEFINITE HIATUS) by PollyPocketChewer
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Sleepy Bois Inc
14 Dec 2023
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Wilbur is the exalted one's most trusted advisor. He has been for so long. So naturally when they're trying to establish peace between the galaxies and Earth, he's sent to pick up Earth's diplomat.
Problem is, he grabbed the wrong human.
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A/N: PLEASE!!!!! do not link inspired by works to this fic!!!
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"Alchak learned quickly after joining ship and team 803 in fleet 41 of the Reltic sector, was to never, ask about the scars. The Dur'jin had learned his lesson, among many of the other recruits for the newly made team, that it was extremely rude, human Chris had told them.
"Hey Cassandra!" human Evad began,
"Yeah?"
"We were wondering, how did you lose all your shit?"
"My what?"
"You know, your ear, foot, eye, that kinda stuff,"
Right as he said it, Alchak could've sworn the room turned a few degrees colder, was that even possible? He nervously glanced at Cassandra, her expression still a bit confused, he looked toward Frannie, who seemed completely unbothered, and then he turned to the rest of the team, minus the humans, and saw everyone in a similar state of horror and panic as he was. He opened his mouth to say something, but before he could get out a word, Cassandra asked, "Why the fuck do you want to know?" and he felt the dread build more and more, that was a hostile response for humans, was it not?"
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Sonder Eclipse by Okay_so_maybe_i_hurt_my_fav
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
15 Jan 2025
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The shorter Angler-Snake gave Grian the exact opposite reaction from what he had been expecting. Its face morphed into what he could only describe as a smile, its mouth didn’t move, but its eyes suddenly squinted heavily, scaley wrinkles piling up at the corners. It looked strangely gleeful.
“You are a fighter then, Deathworlder?”
Grian stayed silent.
“You will get plenty a chance to fight here”. The alien said, and its tone mirrored that of a judge finalizing a sentence.
Or: Grian was never the type to believe in aliens, as far as he was concerned, anything that he couldn't see, touch, taste, or smell toed the line of conspiracy. However, when he is captured and imprisoned on an alien trafficking ship, it gets just a tad harder to keep his unbelief. Faced with a strange new environment, a strange new cellmate, and the threat of a fighting ring hanging over him, Grian devises a plan to escape. If only his cellmate would start cooperating instead of trying and failing to kill him in his sleep.
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The introduction of a Human to the galactic stage, and what happens after.
OR,
Cannibalism Kitchen Space AU :DOR OR,
humans are space orcs my beloved -
You were the starlight missing from my constellation by StarlaStar64
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
11 Apr 2023
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It’s a perfectly ordinary, if not slightly mundane day when Wilbur’s life changes forever.
He has no clue when he sets out with his mother on their small shuttle that this simple trip is going to lead him to a piece of himself that he doesn’t yet know he is missing.
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Platonic soulmates crimeboys in space!! Feat. BAMF Celestial Mumza :DD