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Our Little Horcrux by wetdandelions, whitedandelions for DreamingTheMelody
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2016
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It’s safer to keep the Horcruxes instead of destroying them. They couldn’t risk Voldemort finding out too early that they’re collecting them, after all. And it was a brilliant plan, Harry just hadn’t factored in that all these Horcruxes would have quite the fascination with him… AU Horcrux!Gangbang
Chinese translation thanks to shimizumikoto on tumblr ^^.
https://shimo.im/doc/OoCk2NO037wOkP2PSeries
- Part 1 of horcrux/harry
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PPP – Potter’s Polyamorous Panacea by LevityAndLiquorice
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Apr 2025
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Almost three years past the end of the War and Harry cherishes the mundane, the uneventful, the non-life threatening. So, choosing, of his own volition, to work at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes might seem like an odd choice on at least two of those counts.
A series in which there are too many references to a) sofas, b) flavored lube, and c) how amazing the Weasley twins are, not necessarily in that order.
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Harry knows better than to Floo into the Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes backroom without an invite. He knows better than to Floo into the twins’ flat unannounced, too.
What Harry didn’t count on is the dangers of Flooing into his own office. It should be safe– it’s Harry’s sanctuary from the loud bustle of Wheezes, charmed to keep all the noise from the shop out. The office isn’t overly organised, nor is it particularly messy. It’s nice. Quiet. Calm.
What’s happening on the desk in front of him is not quiet or calm. Nice, on the other hand…
Sometimes, as Harry finds out, you Floo into your office to file some paperwork and end up between the Weasley twins instead.
(MIND THE TAGS. This contains very explicit twincest and literal Harry/Fred/George. It's tagged, please don't come for me.)
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The title says it all. A series of fics, only connected by the fact that Tom|Voldemort or Harry is a pedophile in each of them (one a pedo toward the other, always).
I have other fics with underage in them, but those were before I made TPF, and from now on underage fics will be in here. Unless I forget.
(I do not condone anything that happens in this series. It's all incredibly fucked up and should not happen anywhere outside of the realm of fiction. Please don't do this shit, and if you WANT to, seek help. Please.)
Thank a random comment on YouTube for this name and the terrible, wonderful idea.
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Padma stands in front of the door.
“Before I let you in,” she says, “how familiar are you with Veela magic?”
Hermione wonders if she is in the wrong profession.
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- Part 9 of weekly briefings