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Part 2 of The Animaniacs/BioShock crossover
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Omakes for Just Remember...

Chapter 25: Audio Diary by Lloyd Webster

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An Audio Diary by Lloyd Webster found in the Medical Pavilion:

When I was a boy, my Pop had a little sayin' he'd like to spout when things got rough: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Well, I took that advice to heart and now I'm the President of the biggest vending machine franchise in Rapture!

I recall the day we were shooting a commercial to show the investors our new vending machines. We were gonna get Wakko's endorsement; except it turned out that the kid didn't care for the design. He took one look at the machine and screamed, hitting the device with a giant mallet. 

I...was later informed that Wakko actually hates clowns. In my defense, I thought everybody liked clowns.

At that moment, I had three options to move forward. I could go back to the drawing board and redesign our machines to not offend Wakko's sensibilities. Or I could bribe Wakko to cooperate for the commercial. OR instead of wasting precious time and money, and edit the footage to emphasize the indestructibility of our vending machines.

And now, Circus of Values is a household name! HAHAHAHAHA!