Archive of Our Own ^beta

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What I will do:
Light kinks, smut, fluff, angst, poly ships, gay, lesbian, straight, t4t, headcanons, foodplay

What I won't do: Heavy kinks, feet, piss, scat, vore, STD sickfics, any SHIPS with pebble/toodles/coal(they can still be mentioned) no NSFW with Flutter, ageplay, petplay, non-con/dub-con, choking

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Astro sighed, looking around the lobby as he approached Dandy’s Shop
“Hey, Dandy…” He mumbled, feeling incredibly bored.
“Heya! Get all your finest goods right here at Dandy’s Shop!”
Dandy chirped, all too cheerful for the early morning… All the other toons were asleep except for them, even Shrimpo.
“I-I’m… not looking to buy anything right now.”
“You mean… you’re not going to give me tapes…”
“N-No! I’ll buy from you some other time, just… not right now..!” Astro answered, worried that Dandy would twist and go on a rampage, as he’d done many times before. He wrapped his blanket tighter around himself, using one of his arms to subtly scratch an itch on his side, god, he wished that stupid flower would sell lotion someday.

“I HATE THE TIME!!! WHY IS IT SO EARLY??!”
Oh, speak of the devil, or… shrimp in this case, I guess?
(Hehe I’m totally so funny)
Why was he always so upset..? Astro could never figure it out, not even Rodger, with his amazing detective skills, could pinpoint a reason, with Shrimpo getting defensive every time questions were asked.
(Ok uhh- this isn’t angryhugs or anything like that.. no more Shrimpo mention!!!…)

About an hour passed, and everyone was doing their own thing. Goob, Teagan, Glisten, Finn, and Sprout were off on an ichor operation, while the rest were either in their rooms, in the lobby, or god knows where… Astro needed help. He hated the way he felt when he looked at Dandy, his face getting hot and his mind going hazy. He refused to believe he was in love with the flower, though. It’s not like his feelings would ever be returned... He needed to ask Tisha for help.

Maybe a day later, Astro snuck out of his room quietly, got in the elevator, and pressed the button to take him down a floor. When he stepped out of the elevator, he made his way to Tisha’s room, gingerly knocking on the door.
“Ugh.. it’s so early…” Tisha groaned, voice muffled by the walls, rubbing the sleep from her eyes. Surprise washed over Astro, outside her door, he’d forgotten it was only 5AM… but he needed to talk to her before anybody else was up. He felt guilty, waking her up at the asscrack of dawn, though she would be the best toon to talk to about his problem. He needed to know how she confessed to Shelly, maybe then, he would feel more at ease when, or if, he told Dandy.
“Who’s there..? Is there anything I need to clean up..?”
Astro nearly jumped out of his blanket, having forgotten where he was for a moment. “Uh… i-it’s me, Tisha.. Astro.”

The morning passed with Astro telling Tisha how he felt, not specifying who, and Tisha giving him advice how to confess to his so called ‘mystery toon’. But, Tisha already noticed how Astro looked at the bald flower, it was painfully obvious how in love he was. “So… um… Th-Thank you, Tisha..” “You’re very welcome, Astro. Now get out, and never wake me up this early again.”
Astro’s eye widened. “O-Oh, yeah! Sorry again, I’ll try to remember that..”
He nodded towards her as he walked out, closing the door behind himself.

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Shrimpo and Shelly fighting (+HEAVY ShellVision)
Request by: Bromok (Guest)

“SHELLY! I CANT BELIEVE YOU!!!”
Shrimpo’s angry shout echoed through the lobby of GardenView.
“Well I’m SORRY, but I can’t control my bodily functions that well!”
She had taken a MASSIVE shit. Why was this such a big deal, you may be wondering… well, she did it while running a STEAMY HOT shower, completely stinking up the toons rooms, even under the main’s floor…
“Shrimpo, I would enjoy it if you DIDN’T yell at my girlfriend for something completely natural!”
There goes her stupid, protective, robot lover…
“VEE! I HATE YOU BOTH!!!”
He screamed at the two women. A fossil and a TV, it was a funny sight really, how would they even kiss? NO! Stop dwelling on it, Shrimpo thought to himself, as he stormed off.

Vee turned to face Shelly, before smiling and speaking.
“It’s okay, my love, we can spray air freshener in the bathroom, no harm done.”
“Thanks, Vee..”
“Why the long face?”
Vee was concerned as to why Shelly was frowning… “N-Nothing, really… I’m just embarrassed I guess..”

So Vee ate out her ass…somehow…to make her feel better

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Glisten crying to Rodger or whateves
Scenario requested by Scyllx
!!!

Glisten sat in Rodger's lap, sobbing, makeup smudged.
"Do you want to talk about it?" The fucking hot old magnifying glass asked tentatively.
OF COURSE Glisten wanted to talk about it! Why else would he come in here?! UGH, for a detective, he sure was being stupid right now...
"My favorite dress was torn..." The femboy mirror choked out
"... That's all..?"
Oh GOD!!! He was so insensitive!
"Yes! I spent an entire month designing it, and weeks putting it together! All of my hard work was for nothing!"
"Ah, I'm sorry about that..."

Rodger took a cloth from his breast pocket, wiping the ruined blush and mascara from Glisten's face, embracing him tightly.
(How the fuck do they kiss...)
Uhh- Rodger closed his eye, leaning in and pressing his face/head thing onto Glisten's, and the latter left a stain of lipstick on his eyelid, before pulling him down onto the bed.

Sorry this is short I'm trying to kill time in school by writing 💔

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A low rumbling noise seemed to emit from the unholy shark flying dangerously quickly to Shrimpo

"WHAT THE FUCK!!"

Shrimpo screamed before the thing bit his arm off, making him cry out in agony as ichor poured from the wound. It moved to eat his legs, leaving him kinda like Twisted Finn or something, he was screaming and crying and all that stuff, ichor soaked the grass he was now lifeless in, before the shark fully consumed him fully.

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Request from Finn_exe !!!

Finn was simply extracting. It was floor 4, nothing too stressful for now. As he finally finished the machine, he excitedly ran around the projector room, showing off his speed boost to any toon who would look over.

Shelly was walking around, looking for anything useful, like a bottle of pop. When she got her speed boosted from the machine. She left the secluded room she was in, and the moment she stepped out, Finn crashed into her!
"Sorry, Shelly! I didn't SEA you there! Get it?"
"Oh, Finn, you need to watch where you're going next time, be more careful alright?"
"Got it!"
She took his bowl in her hands, pulling him closer, before planting a gentle kiss between his eyes
"I mean it, you know. I don't want you getting hurt, what if you'd run into a twisted instead of me?"
Finn blushed as much as a literal fish bowl could, before nodding
"I know, it would have been pretty bad.."
She pulled him into a hug, before she could let go, the last machine was finally finished, prompting the two to break apart, dashing to get to the elevator. The others were already there, Rodger, Sprout, Tisha, Boxten, Glisten, and Flutter. As they entered, the doors closed, and they moved down another floor.

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“A-Are you -shore- about this, guys?”
Finn stammered, embarrassed, as Goob wrapped his arms around him, and Shrimpo’s thigh was currently between his legs. All three of them were very VERY hard.

“I HATE WHEN YOU ASK THAT!”
Shrimpo shouted, grinding his thigh against Finn’s throbbing boner, eliciting a whimper from the latter. Goob’s clawed hands fumbled with his own cock, weakly stroking it while attempting to capture Finn’s mouth in a heated kiss, managing to get drool all over his chin in the process somehow. Shrimpo rolled his eyes, pushing Goob back, before pressing his lips against Finn’s in a bruising, inexperienced, and kinda borderline painful kiss, but Finn couldn’t exactly push him off, could he? He could deal with the hickeys and split lip after post nut clarity hit.. totally!-
His line of thought was cut off by Goob pulling down his pants, and rubbing his bricked up dick between his thick and juicy asscheeks!!! “N-Ngh..~ You -reel-ly don’t have much patience, do you..?” Finn giggled in a teasing tone, before his breath hitched, feeling the tip, which was leaking with precum, prod at his tight, puckered, virgin entrance.
“It’s okay..! I-I’ll be careful, promise!”
Goob mumbled, before nipping lightly at Finn’s shoulder, slowly pushing himself forward, moving past the tight ring of muscle before fully sliding in with a wet sound, kinda like if you slapped water, but whatever.

He let out a breathy moan as he felt the thick cock touching his prostate, each throb of the knotted appendage inside of him sending waves of pleasure rippling throughout his body. Shrimpo appeared annoyed, wrapping one of his hands around Finn’s own leaking dick, stroking it. The thrusts of Goob’s hips and the movement of Shrimpo’s hand were out of sync, but that only made the feeling more overwhelming, and pleasurable!
“HOW LONG ARE WE GONNA GO?! I HATE THIS!”
Finn grabbed Shrimpo’s face, feeling the antenna brush the rim of his head, and started making out with him, and it was so hot, that Goob pushed his knot all the way in, as it swelled up, locking the two together before shooting a massive hot load into Finn’s waiting DEPTHS (see what I did there..)

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"I HATE YOU, YOU UGLY FAGGOT FLOWER!!!"
"Wow, pal! Looks like you're a bit of a grump this morning! Maybe you need something to relieve that stress?"

Dandys POV:
He's so little and cute, im getting hard just thinking about it omg!!! I need shrimpussy and I need it NOW!!!

Shrimpos POV:
He's getting hard like a slut, what the hell!? Now that I think about it, I havent had any sort of stress relief in years, GUH, I suppose I'll allow him to fuck me, JUST THIS ONCE

"FINE! BUT DON'T THINK IT MEANS ANYTHING!!! I STILL HATE YOU, A LOT!!!"

and thats how they ended up in Shrimpo's room, the door locked, and Dandy taking his FUCKING STUPID shopkeeper clothes off. His cock was 6 inches and 5 centimeters exactly..
"YOU CALL THAT MANHOOD?! IVE SEEN CRAYONS BIGGER THAN THAT!!!" Which was a complete lie on Shrimpo's part.
Ugh, this bitch. "Well, if its not that big to you, you wouldn't mind if I was rough, right?"

"IM SHRIMPO, I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING!! IM THE BEST!!! I HATE THAT YOU'RE QUESTIONING MY ABILITIES!!!"
Although he was rather.. inexperienced.. he was sure he could take anything Dandy threw at him, he was just that awesome!
Dandy jumped on him, pulling his shirt off and being quick to yank his shorts down
Omg hes finally gettinhg some action!!!!!!
"I HATE BEING UNDRESSED!"
"Shhh..! You wouldn't want anyone finding out what we're doing, right, Shrimpo? Be a good boy and let me take care of you!"
He takes Shrimpo's legs and spread them, looking at the dripping wet hole that was basically begging for him to thrust into. He lined himself up with the stupid shrimp guy under him and pushed his dick all the way in at once, looking at Shrimpo who had blushed a bit at the sudden contact

maybe a few minutes later because dandy's a fucking idiot who cant last even 20 minutes, he busted, only to realize he forgot to put on a condom, oopsie! : )

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I HATE THIS BALLOON GUY.

Bobette was stuffing her face with cookies that Ginger made, meanwhile Looey was clearing thumbtacks out of his room with the help of Scraps.
"Guh, im so fucking hungry its not even funny. I heard Ginger made cookies, so ill go eat some or something," He thought as he went off with that stupid bouncy walk of his

"Bobette?! Your fattass ate all the cookies already!?"
"Looey?! I didnt know you wanted any, im sorry! Maybe some other time?"
"Im too hungry, and cookies take so long..!"
"Is there any way I can repay you?"

Looey thought for a moment
"Yea I think so, get Ginger over here."

Bobette went off to find Ginger, leading her to where Looey was. Looey started eating her and Bobette watched in horror
"WHAT?!! STOP THAT!"
With a big splat of ichor, Ginger fucking exploded and died, respawning in the lobby
"I feel better now,"
His gaze drifted to Bobette's big milk jugs (nOT her BOOBS)
"I do need something to wash that down with,"
He unscrewed one of the caps to one and started drinking

"I feel much better!"
Until he noticed Bobette's HUGE gyatt and got HARD..
"Looey why are you a whore"
What?! She leaned in, wrapping one of her hands around his helium filled dick, stroking it like it was one of those sequin shirts that were trendy like 6 years ago
"Ohh yeah, just like that!" He moaned outloud, the pleasure being so much he felt like he could pop from it, and then he came on her hand. She dug a cookie out of her pocket and wiped it off with it, shoving it in her mouth
"Salty."
"No shit its literally cum."
"Well, see you next Christmas!"
"Can we make out first?"
"Fine."
And they made out roughly, before Ginger finally stumbled back in from the Lobby
"IN MY KITCHEN?!" She screamed in outrage

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Help I accidentally wrote the chapter in the summary setcion anyways

My writing is slowly devolving in quality I’m sorry.

Requested by Mimikyuplushh and written at 1:28 AM I’ll come back and fix spelling and grammar tomorrow

Dagnu let our a loud smoker cough as he stared at poppy’s GYATT clapping while she walked around tge Lobby
“Damn poppy let me get a piece of that”
He wiggled his euebrows and smirked
She looked at him with big smiles and gigglsed
“Sure”
Dandy leaned in and kissed poppy a lot
“Wow you’re so hot..!!!”
“Heh I know”

So Dandh got in a suit and took her to a nice dinner place
“Wow dandh ehis place is so fancy”
“I know right, order anything you want”
They held hands across the table and it was really romantic until poppy ordered soda with a steak uncooked steak. Dandy stood up with a horrified expression
“What the actual FUCK, poppy?! Around the children?! That’s so messed up!” She was indoctrinating the children around to like steak. It was vile and unforgivable. But he forgate her when she kissed him with apologies expression on her face “I’m so sorry dandy it won’t happen again, I’ll go to therapy and change my ways, promise” and he fell in love with her personality, rather than her massive ass

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As yall know i cant write buildup for shit so we're getting straight into it

Boxten moaned and whimpered when Sprout was thrusting his big strawberry cock in his pussy
"Oh Sprout..! Its so much..!"
"You can take it, Boxten, i know you can..~"

Cosmo came over
"I want a turn guys.."
and sprout thrown lube at him
"Whos to say we cant share..?"
"You're right!"
Cosmo put a lot of lube on his dick that was probably choco flavor or something and somehow Sprout and Cosmo were in the same hole
"Guh?!"
Boxten yelped in surprise
"Shh its okay Boxten we'll be gentle!"
Sprout looked at Cosmo the way Mariyam looked at Tamari
"..We?"

And Sprout rolled his eyes and started fucking Boxten REALLY hard making him moan very loud, Cosmo sighed in disappointment but gave up and starting fucking tha fast too

Im REALLY bad at writing sex!!!!!!!!!!

Sprout filled Boxten up with strawberry jam and Cosmo just cums normal cum i think
the end..

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So uhh
I’ve been kinda inactive because I got obsessed with Forsaken, lost a lot of motivation, and I’m sick at the moment

Also two tornados hit my area recently not even a week apart so..

This fic is NOT discontinued

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Chapter requested from Finn_exe
Sorry if some of it seems strange, im very out of it right now

"Toodles shut the fuck up already."
Rodger said very annoyed, Toodles had been yapping about something he couldnt even comprehend at the moment, he was so damn tired, he just wanted her to fall onto the train tracks, shes lucky he has self control and didnt just shove her there himself. She was seriously pissing him off.

And thats how he was here, laying next to astro on the elevator floor
"I lost track of how many spiders ive seen in the corner.." He sighed, but he wasnt complaining, at least he was away from Toodles, she was probably tearing Yatta apart for candy or something, either that or getting mauled by Pebble, the latter would be best to help his stress.
Astro laid down next to him, he was always fucking tired, but its not like he has any fatherly responsibilities. "How are you today, Rodger?"
"Fine, I guess. Stop talking im trying to sleep." Then he dozed off again.

Astro sighed before resting his head on the floor, closing his eyes to rest as well. Then Dandy popped out of his shop in the floor like some kind of schizophrenic hallucination type shit. "Having a nap, Moonpie? and Rodger I guess.."

Astro rolled his eyes/eye(??) i dont know, man.
"I might as well join you!" Dandy said happily, crawling out like a fucking baby to lay next to them, getting tired from Astro's aura that he probably has or something, and blacking out.

They woke up ALL over eachother