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1. how good of a parent can a triangle be? spoiler alert: not too bad! by confettiparties

   Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   27 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
   • Pacifica Northwest/Dipper Pines
   • Fiddleford H. McGucket/Stan Pines
   • Bill Cipher & Pyramid Steve
   • Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez/Melody
   • Bill Cipher & Mabel Pines
   • mabel pines and pyramid steve
   • Bill Cipher & Original Character(s)
   • bill cipher/original characters
   • Bill Cipher
   • Pyramid Steve (Gravity Falls)
   • Ford Pines
   • Stan Pines
   • Mabel Pines
   • Dipper Pines
   • Melody (Gravity Falls)
   • Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez
   • Parent Bill Cipher
   • Human Bill Cipher
   • Human Pyramid Steve
   • Trans Bill Cipher
   • Ford Pines is Not Okay
   • kidnapping and bodily harm
   • Paranoid Ford Pines
   • Bill Cipher Has ADHD
   • Bill Cipher is Trying
   • Major Original Character(s)
   • bill cipher is a detective
   • Gender Non-Conforming Bill Cipher
   • Kidnapping
   • Non-Consensual Drug Use
   • cauterizing wounds
   • Ford Pines Has Issues
   • Blood and Torture
   • Autistic Ford Pines
   • autistic pyramid steve
   • aroace pyramid steve
   • Past Child Abuse
   • Manipulation
   • Victim Blaming
   • Sirens
   • Brainwashing
   • Hypnotism
   • Non-Consensual Body Modification
   • Masochist Bill Cipher
   • non-sexual nudity
   • Time Travel
   • Near Death Experiences
   • Gay Bill Cipher
   • Protective Bill Cipher
   • Coming Out
   • Murder Mystery
   • Implied/Referenced Torture
   • Jealous Ford Pines
   • Possessive Ford Pines
   • Mental Coercion
   • tampering with police weapons
   • Morally Ambiguous Ford Pines
   • Manipulative Bill Cipher
   • Eye Gouging
   • Eye Trauma
   • Medical Trauma
   • iatrophobia
   • Acrophobia
   • Self-Harm
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Delirium
   • Sleepwalking
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • Panic Attacks

   Summary

   ‘the beast with one eye,
   refused the choice to die

   to escape this embassy,
   he’ll have to learn empathy

   this feeling will be learned,
   from a child who was spurned

   to acquit being errant,
   he’ll have to become a parent

   spend his life on earth,
   we hope for a rebirth

   two triangles not so different,
   one belligerent and one diffident

   one way to absolve his crime,
   a different form, a different time.’

   OR

   bill cipher doesn’t care about empathy—and apparently that’s a problem in the theraprisms eyes!

   so, with no other choice; he gets sent off to live out the rest of his life as a mortal on earth. boring detective job, boring house, boring gravity falls!

   but, he learns that whats not so boring is being a parent—it’s also not for the weak!

   (updates every thursday & friday!)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   124,319

   Chapters:

   30/?

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