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Chaos

[Donut added bbag, winner!, pence-pence, and 3 others to the group chat]

Donut: Is that everyone in our dorm?

bbag: i think so

GB: Looks like it.

winner!: yep

YellowFaceTM: THERES NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE HERE! CAN WE ADD MORE

Donut: I think 7 is more than enough 😭

YellowFaceTM: I WANNA ADD MY MARKETING PARTNER HERE

winner!: oh taggy? i wouldn’t be opposed to adding them

pence-pence: NO.

bbag: pencil what’s your problem with price tag???

pillow: she’s just upset they’re trying to create distance between her and her old friends!!
pillow: also hiiiiii

pence-pence: YOU SHUT UP

GB: I do think adding Price Tag would create a lot of unnecessary conflict, plus I agree with Donut’s previous statement.

bbag: fair

Donut: Yeah sorry yellow face but I think we should keep the gc at this

YellowFaceTM: PLEEEEEEASE
YellowFaceTM: I ONLY HAVE ONE FRIEND ON HERE

pillow: is winner not enough for you? wow, so rude!!!

winner!: i don’t think that’s what he meant-

pence-pence: if we’re gonna add more people can they at least be tolerable??

YellowFaceTM: TAGGY’S TOLERABLE I PROMISE

bbag: i mean i don’t see a problem with adding one or two more people from other dorms

winner!: yeah i feel the same as barf bag

Donut: So uh. Should i?

GB: I still think adding more people is a bad idea, but I suppose I could give it a chance.

pence-pence: whatever.

Donut: Ok then, yellow face what’s their username?

YellowFaceTM: @taggy^_^

[Donut added taggy^_^ to the group chat]

YellowFaceTM: THANK YOU

winner!: hey taggy!!

taggy^_^: omg hi guysss ٩(^‿^)۶

bbag: heyyy

YellowFaceTM: HI TAGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!

GB: If we are adding more people, would I be allowed to request adding Tennis Ball? His username is “TB”.

Donut: Sure

[Donut added TB to the group chat]

GB: Thank you.

taggy^_^: are yall like. dating or smth

pence-pence: gb is my girlfriend ho.

GB: I am a lesbian. And in a relationship with Pencil.

taggy^_^: damn ok my b 🥀

TB: Hi everyone!!!!!

GB: Hello Tennis Ball. :)

bbag: ok so that makes 9 people

Donut: I think I’ll only add one more person because anything more than 10 seems like WAY too much

pence-pence: match please.
pence-pence: she’s the only one of my old friends who actually still likes me

winner!: idk who that is

taggy^_^: same

Donut: Uh okay I guess
Donut: Username?

pence-pence: @matchy<3

[Donut added matchy<3 to the group chat]

Donut: Okay that’s all we’re adding

pillow: what an interesting batch of people!!!

TB: Ummm what does that mean??

winner!: just don’t question it

matchy<3: woah what like is this

pence-pence: omfg thank goodness you’re here match

matchy<3: OH LIKE HI PENCE PENCE!!!!!

bbag: why is she saying “like” over text?

winner!: no idea

matchy<3: bitch that’s just like. how i talk.
matchy<3: and if you don’t like it you can like. leave.

bbag: i didn’t even say it was a bad thing 🥀

Donut: Can we not already have conflict please??????

pence-pence: this gc was a mistake

GB: Adding these people was a mistake.

Replying to Donut: Can we not alread…
taggy^_^: awww it’s fun to watch

Donut: Anyways

[Donut made GB an admin]
[Donut made bbag an admin]

bbag: omg thanks donut!!!!

GB: Thank you.

[GB made TB an admin]

GB: I hope this is okay.

Donut: Yeah I trust him

TB: Yay!!!

matchy<3: can i like have admin 🥺

Replying to GB: I hope this is okay.
pence-pence: i’m literally your girlfriend why aren’t you giving me admin too

GB: I would, but unfortunately I cannot trust you.
GB: Especially not with the ability to change the group chat’s display names.

pence-pence: dammit i can’t even defend myself there

bbag: oh i forgot about that feature

pillow: can i be an admin?

GB: NO.

Donut: NO

TB: NO

bbag: HELL no

[bbag changed pillow’s display name to creature]

creature: aw fluff…

taggy^_^: tbh pillow idek how you’re legally allowed in public
taggy^_^: no disrespect tho

pence-pence: i feel like she’d kill a man

matchy<3: she like probably has

creature: i would never condone killing!

GB: For some reason I doubt that.

pence-pence: girl didn’t you literally tape a fly to the wall and decapitate it and pluck its limbs off once

winner!: she WHAT

GB: Point proven.

creature: bugs are different.

TB: THAT’S HORRIFYING?????

Donut: DEAR GOD PILLOW

matchy<3: I LIKE HATE BUGS TOO BUT 😨😨😨

taggy^_^: DAMN
taggy^_^: anyways where’s yellow face been this entire time

pence-pence: idk he just dipped

matchy<3: i don’t really like care. he’s like super annoying

YellowFaceTM: HEY

matchy<3: HUH???

Donut: Okayyy I think I have a fitting name for this group chat

[Donut changed the chat name to Chaos]

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Donut: Um. Guys. I may have messed up

taggy^_^: ???

GB: Oh, so that was you.

pence-pence: hey guys! why in the FLYING FUCK IS THERE KETCHUP ALL OVER THE HALLWAY.

bbag: ngl i thought it was blood for a second 😭😭😭

taggy^_^: LAMO WHAT

winner!: lamo

taggy^_^: Yucky you.

winner!: i’m sorry

bbag: woah there taggy that was too far.

taggy^_^: you’re right, my sincerest apologies

GB: What is “yucky you”?

bbag: GOLF BALL I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU…

winner!: OMG HOW COULD YOU

GB: ????

pence-pence: DONUT EXPLAIN THE GODDAMN KETCHUP PLEASE

Donut: I WAS JUST TRYING TO EAT FRENCH FRIES IN MY ROOM

bbag: i fear that’s a bit too much ketchup for just french fries 😭

Donut: I WAS TRYING TO BRING THE WHOLE BOTTLE UP JUST IN CASE

pence-pence: DUMBASS

TB: Umm what is going on??

bbag: donut dropped ketchup all over the hallway and pencil’s losing her shit over it

TB: Over ketchup????

pence-pence: ITS FUCKING EVERYWHERE

taggy^_^: heh.. mecore…..
taggy^_^: sorry i’ll stfu

Donut: TAGGY???

pence-pence: can i kill them PLEEEASE can i kill them.

GB: Pencil, we talked about this. No murder on campus.

pence-pence: siiiigh

bbag: only on campus??????

taggy^_^: i’m never touching grass again

YellowFaceTM: DONT KILL TAGGY!!!!

pence-pence: YOU’RE LITERALLY IRRELEVANT SYBAU

Donut: How many times has pencil swore now?

bbag: today or in total

Donut: Today

bbag: 6 including the acronyms

[Donut changed pence-pence’s display name to Adult Swim]

Adult Swim: kys

YellowFaceTM: CAN WE KICK PENCIL OUT

taggy^_^: but it’s lowkey funny when she’s like this

GB: She is in our dorm, so no.

YellowFaceTM: CAN WE KICK MATCH THEN

Adult Swim: WHAT DID MATCH DO???

YellowFaceTM: I DONT LIKE HER

TB: GUYSSS CALM DOWNNNN

bbag: WHY ARE WE TYPING IN ALL CAPS

winner!: I DONT KNOWWWW

taggy^_^: I LOVE WUH LUH WUH

Donut: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHINGGGG

GB: WHAT IS “WUH LUH WUH”?

taggy^_^: GIRLS KISSING

Adult Swim: okay i’m breaking this chain it’s annoying me

taggy^_^: Yucky you.

bbag: Yucky you.

winner!: Yucky you.

Adult Swim: this is bullying and harassment golf ball help

GB: I’m not going to help you with this one.

Adult Swim: you suck at being a gf

GB: ❤️

taggy^_^: WUH LUH WUH!!!!!

Adult Swim: KILL YORUSWLF

TB: How did this all start over ketchup??

winner!: i have no idea

creature: blood better tbh

Adult Swim: um since when were you here???

creature: i was always here!

winner!: not surprised honestly

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bbag: pack it up fellow skittle squaders pride month’s over… 😔

winner!: aw shucks

matchy<3: my lesbianism is like fading…

taggy^_^: n-no… grrr… i… 𝖎 𝖈𝖆𝖓’𝖙 𝖌𝖔 𝖇𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖞……. 🐺⛓️🥀🖤

Adult Swim: okay buddy you’re doing too much

TB: Wait barf bag you’re lgbt too???

bbag: you didn’t know?
bbag: i’m bi, donut’s the only straight one here

taggy^_^: EW STRAIGHT PEOPLE

winner!: idk how exactly to describe it but donut looks like he’s straight but he could also very easily pass as gay

TB: Honestly I get what you mean

Adult Swim: he looks like he’s either just a chill ally or the most boyfailure gay in the entire universe
Adult Swim: no in between

matchy<3: ngl i like thought he was gay when i like first saw him

taggy^_^: same actually

bbag: damn why does everyone think he’s gay 😭

creature: wait, he’s straight?

bbag: 😭😭😭

TB: Yeah, he’s dating barf bag

creature: really???

taggy^_^: diva are you blind 💀

winner!: no she’s just pillow

Adult Swim: winner are you just used to everything she does by now

winner!: i might’ve been hanging out with her too much

bbag: and you didn’t know about the fly thing???

winner!: idk she just never told me 😭

creature: that fly tried to eat my tortilla chips!

TB: You like tortilla chips???

taggy^_^: don’t you think tearing it apart limb by limb was a bit too much..

creature: nope!

Adult Swim: i mean flies are annoying asf soooo

matchy<3: flies are so like creepy…. like why do you have like so many legs AND wings
matchy<3: i just like hate bugs

Donut: Hold on did you guys just talk about about how I look gay???

bbag: IDK EITHER

taggy^_^: YOU LOOK GAY DUDE

Donut: How do I look gay?????

Adult Swim: you just do man idfk

winner!: my gaydar was off the charts when we met
winner!: your disguise was impressive

Donut: WHAT DISGUISE????

bbag: MOVING ON.
bbag: wait everyone else here is some kind of gay right

taggy^_^: ya i think so

creature: is tennis ball?

Adult Swim: OH ABSOLUTELY

TB: Okay you’re not wrong but why put it like that 😭

Adult Swim: I SEE HOW YOU ARE WITH NICKEL HO

TB: WHAT

Donut: ????

taggy^_^: LMAO WHAT
taggy^_^: see winner i did it this time

winner!: wow good for you

TB: WE AREN’T EVEN DATING YET????

bbag: yet???????

winner!: oop

TB: SHUHSHHHHH

Adult Swim: JUST ADMIT YOU’RE GAY FOR HIM BRO

TB: I KNOW IM GAY FOR HIM BUT HOW COULD YOU TELL????

Adult Swim: WHENEVER YOU LOOK AT HIM YOU LOOK SO HEAD OVER HEELS ITS PATHETIC

TB: OH STOP TALKING I SEE HOW YOU LOOK AT GOLFIE

Adult Swim: AT LEAST WE’RE ACTUALLY DATING

TB: ☹️

taggy^_^: IM SOBBING WHAT IS GOING ON

Replying to TB: OH STOP TALKING…
bbag: this i can confirm. she looks so whipped it’s hilarious to think she used to hate her

Adult Swim: she’s still a bozo brain
Adult Swim: just a really pretty one

taggy^_^: ok pencil keep telling yourself that

Donut: What in the world is happening?????

winner!: i’m just watching this go down, it’s entertaining

creature: it is quite funny!

taggy^_^: yes yes i am very humerous

creature: i was referring to pencil and tennis ball arguing

taggy^_^: 😔

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donut & his gay idiot gang

taggy^_^: important psa guys
taggy^_^: always double check your ramen is completely cooked

bbag: what happened???

taggy^_^: book was making me cup noodles and she didn’t cook it all the way 🥀

Donut: Oh yikes…

YellowFaceTM: NOOOOOO

winner!: rip taggy’s ramen 🫡

matchy<3: what did it like taste like?

taggy^_^: ramen but bad

winner!: what does bad ramen taste like

Donut: I’d imagine it tastes like if cardboard was food

YellowFaceTM: THAT GIVES ME A NEW PRODUCT IDEA
YellowFaceTM: CARDBOARD FLAVORED RAMEN!!!

taggy^_^: yellow face if you keep this up you’re not getting your marketing degree

YellowFaceTM: Awww

bbag: that’s his first message without all caps in this gc wow

winner!: he does sometimes type without caps lock
winner!: rarely

Replying to taggy^_^: book was maki…
Donut: Sorry but how do you mess up instant noodles? Isn’t it literally just boiling it?

taggy^_^: she forgot to read the packaging and didn’t boil it for long enough

YellowFaceTM: THATS THE FIRST THING YOU DO THOUGH

matchy<3: in the most like respectful way possible,,, is she like stupid

taggy^_^: be nice ho she’s never made instant noodles before

matchy<3: sy like bau i bet you’re just like defending her because she’s your like gf

bbag: “sy like bau” 💀💀💀

taggy^_^: just say you’re jealous that i pull and you don’t

matchy<3: i DO like pull actually
matchy<3: there’s this girl who i’m like talking to right now

bbag: oh?

Donut: Wait really???

YellowFaceTM: WHO IS IT??? TELL US TELL US

matchy<3: ew why do YOU like care

YellowFaceTM: IM CURIOUS

winner!: i’m curious too tbh

matchy<3: fine
matchy<3: her like name is liy

taggy^_^: ohhhh that girl

Donut: I think I’ve seen her before

bbag: didn’t she have that weird beef with two other kids in high school

Donut: Oh right, stapy and foldy
Donut: I heard she’s cool with stapy now though

taggy^_^: damn i guess i missed a lot of drama before i moved here you guys need to fill me in 😭

winner!: it’s okay so did i 😭😭😭

YellowFaceTM: OH OH I CAN TELL YOU EVERYTHING TAGGY
YellowFaceTM: SO MUCH HAPPENED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

matchy<3: UMM I WAS LIKE TALKING
matchy<3: anyways she’s so like pretty and cool and smart and athletic
matchy<3: she even like goes to the gym 😻😻😻😻😻😻

taggy^_^: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
(edited)

matchy<3: OH MY GOD LIKE STOP

bbag: lmaooo

winner!: wait what did it say i missed it 😔

taggy^_^: idk must’ve been the wind…

matchy<3: THEY LIKE CALLED ME A FAGGOT

Donut: Taggy???? 😭😭😭

taggy^_^: meow

YellowFaceTM: BUT YOU’RE VERY OPEN ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN WHY IS THAT A PROBLEM

matchy<3: only i can like call myself that

bbag: weird but ok

winner!: wait a minute
winner!: yellow face when barf bag asked if everyone besides donut was gay you never said if you were or not, out of curiosity are you gay???

YellowFaceTM: UH
YellowFaceTM: I
YellowFaceTM: HAVE NO IDEA

Donut: There was some rumor about him and purple face being exes, but that’s only a rumor so I don’t know

YellowFaceTM: UH YEAH THATS ABSOLUTELY A COMPLETE AND DEFINITE RUMOR!!!!

bbag: 🤨

taggy^_^: yellow face is there something you have to tell us

YellowFaceTM: NO

matchy<3: you are like not being subtle about this 😭

Donut: He just went offline…….

winner!: well uh that answers our question

taggy^_^: i guess we are all just a bunch of gay idiots (minus donut)

bbag: that gives me an idea

[bbag changed the chat name to donut & his gay idiot gang]

winner!: fitting tbh

taggy^_^: that actually goes hard tho

Donut: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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donut & his gayng

GB: Excuse me, what happened to the group chat’s name while I was offline?

bbag: oh i changed it to that after we were able to confirm that donut truly is the only straight person here

YellowFaceTM: WE NEVER CONFIRMED THAT

Replying to YellowFaceTM: UH YEAH…
bbag: idk man ts doesn’t make it seem like that rumor was really just a rumor

Adult Swim: tf????

YellowFaceTM: IT IS I SWEAR

bbag: suuuure pal

GB: Why is it called Donut’s gay IDIOT gang? TB and I are very intelligent and absolutely not idiots.

bbag: you’re an admin, you can change it if you want idc

[GB changed the chat name to donut & his gay gang]

GB: There.

Adult Swim: “gay gang” just sounds weird now

bbag: hmmm what about this

[bbag changed the chat name to donut & his gayng]

Adult Swim: i see what you did there but for some reason i hate the way that word looks

YellowFaceTM: MAKE IT “DONUT AND YELLOW FACE & THEIR GAYNG”

bbag: sorry man but i don’t like spreading misinformation on the internet

YellowFaceTM: NOOOOOOOOO

GB: There isn’t anything wrong with being gay, you know.

Adult Swim: he’s probably afraid it’ll make his customers dislike him

bbag: does he even have a business yet???

Adult Swim: no clue

Replying to Adult Swim: he’s probably…
YellowFaceTM: OKAY FINE YES IM ATTRACTED TO MEN AND YES THATS EXACTLY WHY IM SCARED OF SAYING IT

Adult Swim: oh well uh. good job admitting it i guess

YellowFaceTM: BUT ALSO I JUST DONT LIKE THINKING ABOUT PURPLE FACE

GB: I know you two hate each other now, but constantly trying to avoid thinking about it will not make it go away. It only makes it worse.
GB: What you instead need to do is accept that he had hurt you and keep moving forward despite it. Don’t allow him to hold you back.

YellowFaceTM: …….THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADVICE GOLF BALL 🥹🥹🥹

bbag: woah gb really just shared her wisdom with yf

taggy^_^: uhh why did i join in on golf ball being yellow face’s therapist

GB: I’m simply giving him advice to move on from how Purple Face hurt him in the past.

taggy^_^: wow that’s actually really nice of you

GB: You say that like I’m never nice.

Adult Swim: i meannnnnn

GB: Don’t act like yesterday didn’t happen.

bbag: what happened yesterday

taggy^_^: they probably made out or smth

Adult Swim: so what if we did ho

taggy^_^: WAIT WHAT LMFAOOO

bbag: bro really guessed it 😭😭😭

YellowFaceTM: WHAT
YellowFaceTM: TAGGY HOW DID YOU KNOW

taggy^_^: SOBBINGGGG I WAS MAKING A JOKE

GB: Yes, yes, we’re in a relationship and in love with each other, we get it.

bbag: i still wonder how you two got so close when you used to basically be enemies

Adult Swim: man idk how i fell for this bossy bot either

GB: I truly wonder when you’ll ever stop calling me that.

Adult Swim: that’s how i express my love

YellowFaceTM: UGH THIS IS MAKING ME FEEL SINGLE AND I DONT LIKE THAT!!!!

taggy^_^: dw bro you’ll find the right face someday
taggy^_^: maybe a blue face, blue and yellow look cool together

bbag: wait off topic but i just noticed half the group chat is offline

taggy^_^: oh yea you're right,,, i wonder why

Adult Swim: projects probably

GB: Speaking of which, I should probably continue working on my biochemistry project. Goodbye, everyone.

YellowFaceTM: WAIT THAT REMINDS ME I HAVE TO FINISH MY PROJECT TOO!!!
YellowFaceTM: GOODBUY EVERYONE

bbag: “goodbuy”????

taggy^_^: he does that on purpose idk

Adult Swim: i’ll go offline too i need a nap
Adult Swim: cya

bbag: damn is it really just us two now

taggy^_^: ig so
taggy^_^: uh
taggy^_^: random question but do you play project sekai

bbag: you play it too???

taggy^_^: omg yesssss
taggy^_^: what’s your id we should do co-op together

bbag: hold on gimme a sec
bbag: ok it’s 366353558045642756

taggy^_^: oh hell yeah
taggy^_^: wait im curious, what’s your highest level full combo

bbag: uhhh master 28

taggy^_^: oh mine’s master 31

bbag: 31?????

taggy^_^: i’ve been playing almost everyday for 2 years :3
taggy^_^: i can also clear intense voice on master with my hp recovery team

bbag: HOW???

taggy^_^: IDEK I JUST LOCK IN 😭

bbag: damn that’s impressive 😭😭😭
bbag: anyways let’s go do co-op now

taggy^_^: yippeeee

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bbag: guysssss
bbag: puffball is throwing a party at that bar downtown tonight!!!!

Adult Swim: oh HELL yeah

YellowFaceTM: A PARTY!!!!!!

taggy^_^: OH TYPE SHIT

TB: Why do I have a bad feeling about this……

Donut: I might not go, I have other stuff to do

bbag: aww okay 💔

winner!: cool, i might go!

creature: oooh, sounds like fun! i’ll go!

matchy<3: OMG IM LIKE TOTALLY GOING

GB: I’m going to have to decline.

Adult Swim: oh cmon golf ball 😔
Adult Swim: who am i gonna dance with if you’re not there

GB: I already know you’re going to get drunk and I’ll have to drive you back.

Adult Swim: nuh uh

matchy<3: sorry pence pence but like… you definitely will

Adult Swim: fake friend smh

TB: I don’t think I’ll go either, parties aren’t really my thing 😣

taggy^_^: cmon tennis ball live a little 🔥🔥🔥

Donut: Taggy why do you care if he goes or not???

taggy^_^: i’m just saying he should try to have some fun

YellowFaceTM: I LOVE FUN!!!!

creature: i also love fun!

Donut: Something tells me these two have very different ideas of fun

winner!: oh absolutely

Replying to taggy^_^: cmon tennis bal…
TB: I dunno… it seems like a bad idea…..

GB: You don’t have to go if you don’t want to, TB.

bbag: maybe he could give it a shot and if he doesn’t like it he could leave early

TB: Actually I could try that!

bbag: okay then, so everyone here is going minus donut and gb?

Adult Swim: yep

YellowFaceTM: I COULD TRY TO SELL MY TOTALLY NOT RADIOACTIVE LIGHT STICKS!!!

matchy<3: your like what.

taggy^_^: yellow face can we not sell dangerous products to dumb drunk college students

YellowFaceTM: I SAID NOT RADIOACTIVE

winner!: buddy please 😭

creature: i’ll buy them!

GB: DO NOT LET PILLOW HAVE THOSE.

Donut: OH GOD NOT HER

Adult Swim: she’s already a menace to society, giving her a weapon is a terrible idea

bbag: yeah i think that’s a no brainer at this point

YellowFaceTM: DONT LISTEN TO THEM PILLOW YOU CAN BUY AS MANY AS YOU WANT!!!

creature: awesome!

TB: YELLOW FACE NO!!!!!!!

YellowFaceTM: BUT I NEED MONEY

taggy^_^: THIS IS NOT THE WAY
taggy^_^: SELL SNACKS OR SOMETHING NOT RADIOACTIVE WEAPONS

YellowFaceTM: I. SAID. NOT. RADIOACTIVE.

Adult Swim: knowing pillow she could still find a way to murder everyone with them

GB: I could name multiple ways she could.
GB: But for the sake of everyone’s safety, I will not.

creature: can you dm them to me? asking for a friend

GB: No.

winner!: PILLOW WHAT

TB: Okayyy maybe I’m not going after all 😭😭😭

matchy<3: IS SHE LIKE INSANE OR SOMETHING

Donut: Winner I’m trusting you to keep an eye on pillow at this party

winner!: why me???

taggy^_^: you’re basically like her parent at this point bro

winner!: whatever, i can do it

TB: As long as Pillow is restrained, I might still go

bbag: wait how many of you guys are planning to get blackout drunk? just so we know how many people are gonna need to drive us back

Adult Swim: i’m a heavyweight i’ll be fine

bbag: okay so that’s one

Adult Swim: NUH UH

taggy^_^: i might drink a little bit but i’m not gonna drink 50 cups or smth

matchy<3: IM SO GONNA LIKE DRINK A BUNCH

GB: If it’s only the two of you, I can drive Pencil back afterwards and Donut can drive Match.

Donut: Something tells me the others are gonna get drunk somehow too

YellowFaceTM: NOT ME ILL BE TOO BUSY SELLING MY LIGHT STICKS!

bbag: oh god the thought of drunk pillow just crossed my mind

creature: i don’t like alcohol
creature: it tastes funny!

taggy^_^: I HAVE NEVER LET OUT A GREATER SIGH OF RELIEF IN MY LIFE.

TB: THANK GOODNESS

Adult Swim: anyways when exactly is the party

bbag: starts at 8:00pm

Donut: Are we gonna have to drive you guys back at midnight????

matchy<3: probably like
matchy<3: 3:00am

GB: Not helping.

matchy<3: you’ll like be fiiiiine

TB: I’m definitely not staying that late 😣😣😣

Adult Swim: i’ll probably stay until like 1:00am idk

bbag: knowing puffball she’ll probably let people stay until 6 in the morning or smth

Donut: How does she do it????

creature: maybe she’s nocturnal!

YellowFaceTM: WHAT IF SHES SECRETLY A VAMPIRE

winner!: i know that would be bad but it also sounds kinda sick

taggy^_^: does she say blah blah blah

Donut: I mean maybe

GB: I sincerely doubt Puffball is a vampire.

creature: i’ll bring stakes so we can find out!

winner!: PILLOW NO

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TB: Uhhhh golfie or donut???
TB: Sorry for texting you at midnight but I some help here…

GB: Is everyone blacked out drunk as expected?

TB: Yeeeeeeeah…….. except pencil is awake but also drunk
TB: Oh and match got taken back by liy so you don’t have to worry about her

Adult Swim: what are you talking abkht im perfectly fine

GB: I figured this would happen. That’s why I’m still awake.

taggy^_^: i also got. a little drunk. but i just have a headache now

TB: Oh yeah and taggy’s awake too

GB: It seems Donut is asleep, so I’m assuming I’m going to have to take everyone back besides you two?

Adult Swim: make that theee i can nake tir back myselg

GB: Pencil. Honey. No you cannot.

Adult Swim: cmoongolfir im capable of takinf carenof myslef

GB: You’re only proving my point here.

Adult Swim: nu uh

taggy^_^: i’m watching her type this and she’s groaning about how you’re being a “meanie pants” lmaoooo

GB: I have to find my jacket before I go to pick everyone up. TB and Price Tag, please keep an eye on everyone. Especially Pencil.

TB: I’m right next to pencil right now

Adult Swim: tennis ball looks likena teafifc cond lmOoooo

TB: Golfie please hurry she keeps making fun of my outfit and taggy’s just laughing 😭😭😭

GB: I just found my jacket. I’m leaving now.

Donut: I just woke up what’s happening???

GB: Almost everyone in our dorm is blacked out drunk and needs to get driven back. I’m about to leave to take them back.

Donut: Oh I can take some of them back too, I just need to wake up a bit more first

GB: Thank you.

Adult Swim: golfieseee youre the one picking menip still right

GB: Yes, Pencil.

Adult Swim: thanknyouuu o lov dyouuu

taggy^_^: how is she only this affectionate towards you when she’s drunk 😭😭😭

GB: That’s just how she is.

Donut: How much alcohol did she even have???

TB: I watched her down 3 bottles earlier……

Donut: 3?????

Adult Swim: lmfoaoooooo thats baby jumbers

taggy^_^: that is not baby numbers i’m afraid 🥀

Donut: Okay I’m just gonna get going now-

~~

As Golf Ball parked her car in front of the bar, the first people she saw were Tennis Ball and Price Tag, standing beside the bodies of all her friends that were so blacked out they could be mistaken for corpses. She was concerned about how they all just laid there unconscious on the sidewalk, but that wasn’t the main thing on her mind.

Of course, Pencil was sitting with them, very clearly wasted.

Golf Ball stepped out of her car and sighed as she walked over, her focus immediately on her girlfriend. “Okay, Pencil… we need to take you home.”

“Excuse me…?” Pencil grunted, her head remaining down. “I already got a ride home. My girlfriend’s drivin’ me…”

Golf Ball and Tennis Ball just stared at her for a moment as Price Tag laughed in the background.

“Pencil, look up.” Golf Ball instructed with her arms crossed.

“Nah,” the other girl said stubbornly. “I don’t wanna.”

Tennis Ball tapped her shoulder. “That’s Golfie talking to you!”

Only then did Pencil finally look up to see her girlfriend staring down at her.
When she finally realized, she giggled and clumsily stood up, moving to hug Golf Ball.

“Hiiiiiii,” she spoke into Golf Ball’s hair. “I missed ya.”

Golf Ball wrapped her arms around her to make sure she was stable. “Be careful, you’ll fall over if you walk too much like this…”

“Soooo much happened today,” Pencil began to ramble.” “There was this big fight, an’ some guy got arrested, an’ Pillow started a fire…”

“That’s great, honey— Wait…” Golf Ball looked back at everyone on the sidewalk. “Where is Pillow?”

Tennis Ball and Price Tag just looked at each other before looking back at Golf Ball.

“She kinda just left earlier,” Price Tag explained. “We have no clue where she went.

…

Golf Ball groaned. “I’ll worry about that later… Can you two help some of them into my car?” She gestured towards the others.

They both nodded, Tennis Ball picking up Winner and Taggy picking up Yellow Face. They put the two of them in the back of the car, while Golf Ball carefully placed Pencil in the passenger seat. Once they were done, Golf Ball turned to the other two.

“Thank you for the help,” she said. “I’m guessing you’ll be going with Donut?”

“Yep,” Price Tag replied. “We’ll keep an eye on Barf Bag until he comes.”

“Okay then, I’ll head back now. See you soon.”

Tennis Ball waved as Golf Ball shut the car door and drove away.

~

Once she was back at the dormitory, Golf Ball had to take multiple trips getting Yellow Face and Winner to their respective rooms. Their unconscious bodies were a bit difficult to carry, but after a bit of struggle, she managed to get them to where they needed to be.

But by the time she got to Pencil, the girl had already fallen asleep in her car. She knew it would probably be better to move her from the uncomfortable position she was sleeping in, but for some reason, some reason, she couldn’t get herself to wake her girlfriend up. Pencil seemed so peaceful, faintly snoring with her head against the dashboard. She just stood there for a while, admiring the sweet scene before her.

Golf Ball eventually decided to carefully lift Pencil out of the car seat, doing her best not to wake her up as she stepped into the dorm once again. She delicately held her in her arms the entire way to their bedroom, where she gently lowered her onto the bed and put the covers over her. She then sat next to her

It was small moments like these that made Golf Ball’s heart feel warm. She and Pencil had come a long way since the first time they met all those years ago. It felt impossible for her to believe they used to be at each other’s throats, constantly bickering about everything. But finally, they were here, happily in love, living together. She couldn’t be happier with how everything turned out.

With a yawn, she lay next to Pencil and went underneath the covers beside her. She gave her a quick kiss on the cheek before closing her eyes and falling into her own deep slumber.

~~

Donut: Uhhh did pillow ever come back???

taggy^_^: i have no idea

creature: i just did!

TB: WHERE DID YOU GO????

creature: nowhere :)

taggy^_^: what crimes did you commit. be honest

creature: i’m not a criminal!
creature: i only stole 3 candy bars from a gas station! that’s basically nothing!

Donut: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

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Adult Swim: ughhhh what the fuck happened last night my head is killing me

winner!: my head is hurting too i think we shouldn’t have drank that much..

matchy<3: yeah like no shit sherlock i feel like i’m gonna like die

taggy^_^: pencil you might wanna look at last night’s texts

Adult Swim: oh my god what did i do

taggy^_^: take a look :3

Donut: Yeahhhhh you were pretty drunk

Adult Swim: omfg
Adult Swim: i wish i could unsend my old messages because what the actual fuck

YellowFaceTM: IM SO DIZZY I CSNT DO ANGFJING

winner!: taggy you drank too right?? how aren’t you this bad too

taggy^_^: i only had a couple shots idk

Adult Swim: i’d call you a coward but clearly i’m not in the position to

taggy^_^: well at least you’re self aware

winner!: OW I JUST STOOD UP AND INSTANTLY FELL ON MY FACE

matchy<3: idek if having like all that fun at the party was like worth this anymore 🥀🥀🥀
matchy<3: speaking of which does anyone like remember anything that happened like last night???

YellowFaceTM: DID I SELL ANY OF MY LIGHT STICKS

Donut: I sincerely hope not 😭

taggy^_^: well uh.
taggy^_^: some guy stole all of them and tried to beat this other guy up using them and then the cops got called but once they read the “totally not radioactive” on the label the guy got arrested

matchy<3: LIKE DAMN

winner!: OH

Donut: Is the other guy okay????

taggy^_^: no clue

YellowFaceTM: NOOO I COULD’VE MADE MONEY OFF OF THOSE

matchy<3: how is that like your biggest concern 😭😭😭

YellowFaceTM: I WANT MONEY

Adult Swim: wait if that’s what happened then why didn’t the police try to shut down the party
Adult Swim: i thought they’d lose their shit if they saw radioactive stuff at the party

taggy^_^: no clue once again

bbag: hey guyssssjdfjjdj

Donut: Barf bag you’re awake???
Donut: Hold on I’ll go check on you in just a second

bbag: dw im fine i just feel kinda sick

Donut: You need to rest, I’ll take care of you this morning

bbag: i’m sure i’ll be alright but i appreciate it 💗💗💗

taggy^_^: YAOURI!!!!

YellowFaceTM: WHAT IS YAOURI

winner!: ???

Adult Swim: taggy why tf do you do this every time a romantic interaction happens in this gc

taggy^_^: i like romance :3333

bbag: does book know about your yuri/yaouri/whatever obsession???

taggy^_^: we read yuri fanfiction together she’s fully supportive of it

matchy<3: like true love i guess

TB: Hey guys I know you’re all not feeling great but I baked cookies if anyone wants me to deliver them to your guys’ dorms!!!

Adult Swim: tennis ball no one here is in the mood for your goddamn cookies.

TB: You could’ve just said no ☹️

winner!: wait i want some!!!

YellowFaceTM: OOOOOH ME TOO!!!!!

bbag: can you bring some for me and donut please???

TB: Oh yayyy!!!

Adult Swim: okay i retract my previous statement but i still don’t want any

matchy<3: i’ll pass too, i don’t really like want cookies rn

TB: Liy helped make them if that changes anything

matchy<3: i’ll take 20

taggy^_^: THE SWITCH UP IS CRAZY

winner!: she didn’t even say like in that message that’s how you know she’s serious 😭😭😭

TB: Well okay then I’ll deliver some to you guys!!!

matchy<3: when

TB: It’ll be a minute please be patient 😣

Adult Swim: match calm tf down it’s literally just cookies

matchy<3: you’d do the same if like golf ball made them

Adult Swim: nuh uh

matchy<3: yuh huh

taggy^_^: is this battle of the yuri

Adult Swim: CAN YOU SHUT UP ABOUT YURI FOR TWO SECONDS

taggy^_^: no 🥺

bbag: i like romance stories too but i think you have a minor obsession taggy

winner!: you think???

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taggy^_^: HELP MY GND GROUP IS TRYING TO JUMP ME

GB: Over Goikys & Dragons?

matchy<3: ?????

taggy^_^: I KILLED AN NPC THEY ALL LOVED AND NOW THEYRE PLOTTING TO COME TO MY DORM TONIGHT

creature: i didn’t really care much for barnaby honestly
creature: i don’t understand why they were all so sad!

TB: Ohhhh so that’s why Nickel called me sobbing a few minutes ago

matchy<3: not surprised nickel like lost it over a like board game

taggy^_^: THEY WANT MY BLOODDDD FJFJFHHFFH

GB: And this is all because you killed off some person named “Barnaby”?

taggy^_^: he was a big fluffy bear who worked at an inn

TB: The entire call Nickel was just saying “HE WAS SO SWEET HE DIDNT DESERVE TO GO!!!”

creature: i was fine with his death though

GB: If they’re being serious about jumping you, I believe you should lock your doors and windows.
GB: Or call the cops.

matchy<3: if they’re being like serious that’s a bit like weird

TB: I’m assuming they weren’t 😭

creature: naily might!

Replying to GB: If they’re being seriou…
taggy^_^: THEY’LL PROBABLY JUST BREAK THEM

GB: Then do my second option: call the cops.

creature: but the cops are boring!!!

matchy<3: omfg yes we like know you’re a criminal.

creature: 😊

TB: Book is in your group right? She’ll probably protect you!

taggy^_^: SHES ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO LOVED BARNABY

TB: Still she probably wouldn’t jump you!

taggy^_^: i hope not 😖

YellowFaceTM: HEY GUYS WHATS GOING ON!!!!!

creature: taggy needs your help!

YellowFaceTM: HUH WITH WHAT

taggy^_^: IM GONNA GET JUMPED

YellowFaceTM: OH NO
YellowFaceTM: DO YOU NEED TO BORROW ONE OF MY YELLOW FACE BRAND SELF DEFENSE WEAPONS

GB: Since when did you have those??

taggy^_^: YES GIVE IT TO ME PLEASE

TB: I still think they’re just joking..

creature: again, naily could be serious!

matchy<3: i don’t think she’d like go THAT far over like goikys and dragons

creature: i mean she really liked barnaby…

taggy^_^: EVERYONE REALLY LIKED BARNABY
taggy^_^: MINUS YOU

YellowFaceTM: WHO IS BARNABY

GB: A character in Price Tag’s GND campaign.

YellowFaceTM: WHY IS TAGGY BEING KILLED OVER THIS CHARACTER

creature: everyone liked him but they killed him off!

YellowFaceTM: OH OKAY

taggy^_^: NO THIS IS NOT OKAY

TB: Taggy I think you’ll be fine 😭😭😭

taggy^_^: YOU DON’T KNOW THAT

matchy<3: this is pretty like stupid..

creature: i agree!
creature: barnaby’s death added to the plot! it was a good thing!

matchy<3: i meant like losing their minds over a like fictional character’s death

GB: That’s actually a very common occurrence.
GB: I’ve gotten emotional at certain death scenes in media before.

TB: Yeah I get teary-eyed from TV shows a lot 😔

YellowFaceTM: I CRIED WATCHING DESPERATE HOUSES

matchy<3: desperate like what???

creature: you haven’t seen desperate houses before? it’s very entertaining!

GB: I watched it with Pencil once. We were quite moved.

taggy^_^: ohhh i think cake watches that show

YellowFaceTM: HOW COULD APARTMENT CHEAT ON TOWNHOUSE

matchy<3: i’m so like confused but ok

taggy^_^: OH GOD I THINK THEYRE AT MY DOOR

TB: ????????

YellowFaceTM: BE CAREFUL!!!!

GB: Uh oh…

taggy^_^: oh nvm it was just book coming back from hanging out with ice cube

creature: aw fluff, i was hoping for some action!

taggy^_^: OH GOD NEVER MIND EVERYONE IS HERE HELPPOKHHFFG

TB: TAGGY?????

matchy<3: did they actually like get jumped 💀💀💀

creature: woah!!!

GB: I’m just going to let them deal with that on their own.

YellowFaceTM: TAGGY NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

creature: relax, they’re fine!
creature: probably!

TB: Probably??????