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Marriage Law Rejection Letters

Chapter 6: Letter #5

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Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can’t because Harry Potter belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can’t remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don’t take them without asking first.

Word Count: 341

Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #5
Submitted By: ChaosDancer12
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Dear The so-called ‘Ministry of Magic.’

What the hell have you guys been smoking to come up with a prank like this?! My little sister received this letter in the post and several other letters detailing the same thing as well.

My little sister is only fourteen years old and I would rather die then let her get hitched against her own will to someone older then her!

I know that magic exists, but after checking with some friends and part-time co-workers of mine, who happen to be mages, I know that your silly ministry doesn’t exist.

My first reaction was to find a way to hunt you idiots down and beat the living daylights out of you but my sister convinced me that it was a better idea to send you idiots a letter on this, to warn you to leave us alone.

Bother us again and I will carry out my original plan for you and you will not like that. I tend to break things when I get angry, mainly bones and noses.

Reluctantly, although I wish I could track you guys down and beat some common sense into you.

Kai.

P.S: She will. You will not like my big sister when she gets mad, things get broken when she get’s mad and by broken, I mean broken beyond repair.

Author’s Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by ChaosDancer12. Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol