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To Boldly Go

Summary:

Title: Just One of Those Things
Author: Impala67
Series: TOS
Rating: M
Summary: Four years into their five-year mission, and all the planets start to look the same.

In which Dean is not Gene Roddenberry, but he does write Star Trek fanfiction.

Notes:

Happy birthday Dean Winchester!

Maggie anthonycrowley on tumblr and I threw a lot of ideas back and forth about this concept, so a lot of their influence shows up in this fic.

This fic is ridiculous. You have been warned.

In the SPN universe, I’ve decided that ST:TOS is a lot more popular on ffnet, and none of us know enough about in-universe fandom in SPN to dispute it. There’s the nostalgia, but also ffnet is SO horribly formatted I find it so endearing and super fun to try to replicate. I would never post my fic there.

If you want to read the comments in chronological order, go from bottom to top. (See? Bonkers formatting choice. I love it.) Any names resembling real accounts are unintentional.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Summary:

In which Dean transfers all his old fic to ffnet.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Just One of Those Things by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: M, English, J. Kirk, Words: 2k+, Favs: 16, Follows: 2, Published: August 8, 2005

 

Title: Just One of Those Things

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: M

Summary: Four years into their five-year mission, and all the planets start to look the same.

 

A/N: Originally posted in 1996. I’m moving all my shit because of the shutdown. I was gonna let this one die with the old site with my other K/OC fics, but a couple people asked me to move it so here you go. I was a teenager when I wrote this so sorry the writing’s shit. No disclaimer because I AM Gene Roddenberry (I mean if you’re a cop and reading this you already got me on copyright infringement, what’s a little identity theft while I’m at it). Edit: This is rated Mature so don’t read it if you’re not 18+. I refuse to use fucking fruit labels on my stories.

 

 💬 for Just One of Those Things

 

Kirklover1230

I was hoping this was just mislabeled Spirk but I’m not even that disappointed. at this point I would honestly read your grocery list

 

pootpoot

dont know why everyone rags on lemons this is a good story theyre just prudes

 

Guest

cool story :)

 

Felicia

I really, really like how you show the way Kirk’s transient lifestyle affects the connections he’s able to make with people. It’s true that Kurani isn’t a fleshed-out character but I feel like that’s kind of the point! Kirk never stays in one place long enough to really get to know any of the people on a more than surface level, and you really conveyed the loneliness and the longing in that.

 

MetalHead27

I liked this, but just as a note it feels a little ooc. Like I don’t think Kirk is as much of a thoughtless womanizer as you make him here. The alien chick feels more like an object than a character

 

FusciaRose

I’m so glad you decided to move this one too! It’s sooooooo hot omg!

 

plutonium

I actually LOVE how you just cut straight to it like good for you you know what you’re about

 

lionsandtigers

You have GOT to add lemon in your A/N nobody wants to be blindsided by that shit.

 

Guest

honewstly this kind of feels like you just threw them together with no buildup but whatever it was hot

 

George Takei

Oh my god Imp I COMPLETELY forgot you used to write boring oc (and honestly ooc SORRY) het fic lol like I’m so glad you recovered

 


 

And Nothing Hurt by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 4k+, Favs: 512, Follows: 399, Published: August 12, 2005

 

Title: And Nothing Hurt

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: Jim is injured. Spock tends to his wounds.

 

A/N: Originally posted in 1997. I’d just gotten into Vonnegut at the time, so you know what to blame that title on. Good thing I’m Gene Roddenberry and therefore don’t need a disclaimer (identity theft is a lifestyle).


💬 for And Nothing Hurt 

 

BottomsUpBiotch

Oh my god when you realize that this was all happening in his head... you’re sooo evil

 

George Takei

Imp is a MAN like god please READ the bio I PROMISE it’s not gonna hurt you vvvv

 

Guest

Giiiiirl this is so GOOD omg!

 

Dreamweaver98

Oh my god the way you just left him in the cell except he’s alone and the creature is advancing on him... I want Spock to come rescue him, but the way Jim’s feeling of peace slowly deteriorates into confusion then disappointment and then loneliness and finally terror is so well done. Also, a+ for creating a truly creepy alien race. You’re so creative and the description is so good, I literally felt a shiver down my spine. Now excuse me I’m gonna go read 18k of fluff.

 

Not a Doctor

This is the POLAR OPPOSITE of hurt/comfort what the FUCK. And why does it work so well?

 

FionaMartindale

I hate this I hate this I hate this (jk I looooove it). Spock in Kirk’s hallucination is so gentle and tender I wish it was real SO BAD!

 

George Takei

I love it when you rip my heart out Imp you are the only man I would ever willingly allow to hurt me. It just hurts SO GOOD

 

Kirklover1230

IMP! This is the first fic of yours I read and I still love it just as much.

 

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O Brother, Where Art Thou? by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, J. Kirk, K. Riley, Words: 35k+, Favs: 871, Follows: 737, Published: August 15, 2005, Updated: August 19, 2005

 

Title: O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: Jim’s been hungry before, but never like this.

 

A/N: Originally posted in 2002. I literally just ripped off the title off of the most recent movie I’d seen. But hey, it fit. I’m Gene Roddenberry and I invented Star Trek, so I don’t need a disclaimer (identity theft has gotten me this far and no one’s arrested me yet). This fic is rated T, but it gets pretty heavy. Maybe skip it if you’re sensitive about food issues and death and like. Genocide.

 

💬 for O Brother, Where Art Thou?

 

MarkusAurelius

Your Tarsus IV fics are my FAVORITES

 

George Takei

YES I am rereading this fic yet again NO I don’t want to talk about it

 

2BabyBlues

Oh my GOD he doesn’t see Kevin again until he joins Starfleet I’m so sadddddd. But that reunion scene might be the most moving scene I’ve ever read. Jim didn’t fail him! And now they get to be together again on the same ship I’m crying

 

2BabyBlues

No, Kevin!!! Come back!!! Jim literally loves you like a brother and would die for you! Jim should have told him his mother was dead, but Jim was just trying so hard to protect him, to keep his hope alive, and now he’s out searching for someone he’ll never find...

 

2BabyBlues

I love Jim so much. He’s just a kid himself, but he takes such good care of Kevin, even when Kevin pushes back against him. It’s so cool how you start to slowly realize that the “brother” in the title refers to both Sam, who Jim is wishing would save him, and Kevin, who Jim is trying to save.

 

heart2heart2heart

OH MY GODDDDD

 

2BabyBlues

God, the way Jim keeps wishing Sam was there with him, and wondering if Sam or his parents even know what’s happening, and if he’ll ever see them again... it breaks my heart.

 

2BabyBlues

It was so interesting to make Jim’s time on Tarsus IV a punishment for stealing food while his parents were away on a mission—especially as like foreshadowing of the famine on Tarsus. I don’t really see many people giving Jim and Sam the army brat treatment, but you definitely have to consider that as a possibility, since their dad was in the Fleet and we never see any kids on the ships. The complex relationship you hint at between Jim and his dad is definitely interesting.

 

Four Blind Mice

This fic PHYSICALLY HURT ME, you owe me financial compensation!

 

FaithlessBeliever

Oh my god when Kevin leaves the group! And then Jim thinks he’s dead and it’s his fault oh my god you’re evil!

 

I Love Q

What the heck was he supposed to do CaliforniaSon??? He was 12!!!! Kodos was literally the only adult around, and he was manipulating and abusing them and lying to them and getting Jim so twisted around he couldn’t even tell what was and wasn’t true anymore. Did you even read the fic?

 

CaliforniaSon

I’m sorry but the way that Jim was just willing to go along with Kodos as long as it kept him and Kevin safe when he KNEW what Kodos had done is bullshit

 

flyfrenchfryfly

This fic is so so so so good. Amazing. Brilliant.

 

FreeMeFromMyself

I really love this fic. It hits like a punch to the gut, but the ending is so soft and hopeful.

 

Guest

This was different from any other Tarsus IV fic I’ve ever read, in all the best ways.

 

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Swelter by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: M, English, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 3k+, Favs: 350, Follows: 306, Published: August 20, 2005

 

Title: Swelter

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: M

Summary: Vulcan in the summer is hotter than hell.

 

A/N: Originally posted in 2003. My original A/N: “Literally just porn. Happy birthday to me.” Once again, I, Gene Roddenberry, approve of this story. If you’re not 18+, don’t read. I’m serious. Go be a kid.

 

💬 for Swelter

 

NiftyTrick

Whyyyy is there a girl in this. Put a warning in the A/N or something.

 

PollyPink

This is disgusting. Thanks.

 

Guest

If this stays up it’ll be a miracle. A true miracle. Literally God shining down upon us all

 

Guest

Fans self

 

George Takei

This is SO FUCKING DIRTY, oh my god, I forgot how FUCKING dirty this story was, if anyone reports you I’ll kill them

 

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Five Times Sam Left and One Time He Stayed by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: K+, English, J. Kirk, G. S. Kirk, Words: 7k+, Favs: 203, Follows: 121, Published: August 23, 2005

 

Title: Five Times Sam Left and One Time He Stayed

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: K

Summary: Exactly as advertised.

 

A/N: Originally posted in 2003. Who says titles have to be creative. Anyway, if you don’t know me, I’m Gene Roddenberry, creator of Star Trek, and this is my sandbox that I generously allow you all to play in.

 

💬 for Five Times Sam Left and One Time He Stayed

 

Kirklover1230

This is so, so, so well-written. While you know I love all your fics and I’m usually a K/S hoe, the way you write sibling relationships with all their messiness is so deeply felt and emotionally true. I just can’t handle it!

 

PeanutBusterParfait

This is really good! Sad and funny and heartfelt by turns. They’re such siblings!

 

George Takei

Every time I see your non-disclaimer I think about that person who was like “you should put a disclaimer at the top saying you don’t own the characters” and you were like “why the hell would I need to do that?” And they were like “are YOU Gene Roddenberry?” And you were like “YEP. And I’ll sue you for stealing my characters if you don’t leave me the fuck alone.” That was sooooo funny and I’m honored to know I was there for the start of such an iconic fixture in this fandom

Anyway you know how I feel about this fic because I left that monster review on it. I would repost it on here if I didn’t KNOW that you printed it out and keep it tucked in your nightstand so you can take it out lovingly and read it every night. I know that’s what I do with this fic <3

 

Guest

I enjoyed reading this! Thanks for writing :)

 

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Make Your Mind Up by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: M, English, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 54k+, Favs: 3k+, Follows: 3k+, Published: September 13, 2005, Updated: November 9, 2006

 

Title: Make Your Mind Up

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: Hard M

Summary: Jim’s entire family went to Tarsus IV when he was twelve. They didn’t all make it back. When his father discovered that Kodos was alive, the Fleet agreed to let him organize a search for the man who killed his wife. However, when nearly five years have passed without result, the Fleet abandons the hunt. Jim’s father doesn’t. With their father jobless and on the trail of a genocidal maniac, Sam leaves, and Jim is left to fend for himself the only way he can.

 

A/N: First fic at the new digs. Obligatory reminder that I AM Gene Roddenberry and I own these characters. Warning for prostitution, but it’s not explicit. The entire M on this one comes from K/S. If you’re not 18+ please, please don’t read.

 

💬 for Make Your Mind Up

 

Guest

how well you write hooker fic makes me seriously concerned for you lolol

 

GetShorty

I can’t believe you wrote THE definitive Tarsus IV fic and THE definitive hooker!fic you just keep on giving the people exactly what they want don’t you? Mwah!

 

flight of fancy

I AM DEAD. THIS FIC KILLED ME AND NOW I AM DEAD.

 

ForestFire555

This is SO delicately handled, I was honestly shocked in a pleasant way when I realized you’re a man. Like I know men can be sex workers too, obviously, but this is usually a topic dudes won’t touch with a ten-foot pole, at least not when it isn’t Julia Roberts in the leading role. And you not only dove in anyway, you did so expertly. Bravo.

 

BeeHiveHairdo

Not only is this the best hooker!fic in this fandom, it might be the best hooker!fic I’ve ever READ. It might be the best FIC I’ve ever read. Wowowow.

 

Guest

This fic made me uncomfortable. I’m pretty sure it was supposed to. I’m never reading it again, but I will be thinking about it for a long time I think

 

buckwild

HOW DO YOU DO IT? God, every fic is a slam dunk.

 

Kirklover1230

You know how I feel about this fic Imp but I am here to tell you again. AHHHHHHH. That’s it. That’s the comment.

 

Frank N Furter

This is my new fave fic of all time.

 

YorkieMomma

I am so glad that you gave this such a hopeful ending. I know people who have been in the sex work industry, both by choice and... not... and a lot of times, getting pushed into that can really fuck you up. I think it’s great to send the message that it can and does get better, and that people’s work in that industry doesn’t define them or their whole lives.

 

GuitarHero

Do you write professionally? Cuz you should write professionally. The scene in the bathroom FUCKED ME UP. This made me feel so much, and now that I’m done I feel like a wrung-out sponge

 

George Takei

OH MY GOD YOU FINISHED IT!!!! PM me bitch I want to gas you upppp

 

Candy483

i KNOW there’s like a ~deeper message~ here but like. OH MY GOD is this hot. jesus

 

acaseofyou

Oh my goodness gracious. I will hold this fic in my heart forever. Thank you thank you THANK YOU for writing this! I laughed, I cried, I screamed into my pillow. I embarrassed myself at work. I wore a groove into my carpet rolling anxiously back and forth in my rolly chair. I know I’ll keep coming back to this fic again and again just to chase those feelings. This is an example of the very best of what fanfiction can be. The definition of a transformative work. Because it transformed me and the way o think about the world.

 

acaseofyou

Sooo excited for the next (last!!!!!) chapter!

 

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Notes:

P.S. Dean was PISSED when people first started calling him Imp but eventually he got over himself.

Chapter 2

Summary:

Dean creates his author profile, talks to some people, updates his author profile, favorites some fics, and talks to people some more.

Notes:

I am doing all of you a great service by not subjecting you to the hideous green and orange color scheme of ffnet PMs. This chapter is longer and includes various PM conversations, as well as different sections of Dean’s ffn author page.

Once again, any similarities to real fics or authors are incidental.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Impala67 PM

My Stories . Bio Fav: Stories . Authors

Biography

Joined August 5, 2005

Don’t call me Imp unless you know me. I have never written Sailor Moon fic. That was someone else. Seriously, stop asking me about Sailor Moon.

Yes I AM a man and I DO write fanfiction if you have a problem with that how about you go get yourself laid and stop worrying about me.

I don’t have a computer so if you PM me and I don’t respond right away it’s probably because I don’t have web access. Or you’re being fucking rude or annoying. If you bug me about updates that’s both.

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Suggestion

🎇 George Takei

I think you should use a “fucking fruit” label on your bio

👤 Impala67

Fuck you

🎇 George Takei

Sorry bb I’m lesbo

 

Private Messaging (PM)

SO ANNOYING

🎇 George Takei

All those people whining about your threesome fic... Jesus why do people hate women? Tho I’m glad to see you’ve finally recovered from your blow-up-sex-doll fem OC illness

👤 Impala67

I was NOT that bad

🎇 George Takei

Dude I was THERE

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Fic

👤 Impala67

You know I don’t like to be all effusive and shit but damn that fic... are you sure you’re a lesbian

🎇 George Takei

Shut your heathen mouth you know Uhura’s my one and only. Jesus, write one slash fic and suddenly everyone thinks you’re straight...

🎇 George Takei

Also why can’t you just comment like a normal person

👤 Impala67

I did

🎇 George Takei

Yeah you said “nice”

👤 Impala67

You can’t respond to my comments

🎇 George Takei

Awww Imp do you miss me when I’m not around?

 

Private Messaging (PM)

As Requested

👤 Impala67

Tank’s full.

🎇 George Takei

Oh COME ON friends let friends gas each other up. It’s not for you, it’s for me.

👤 Impala67

Yeah, right.

🎇 George Takei

Seriously man! It’s called reciprocity.

👤 Impala67

Pretty sure it’s not.

🎇 George Takei

It is!!! You “don’t like to be effusive” my ass your first ever review of my fic was actually embarrassing to read dude, so now I’m legally obligated to return the favor. In all seriousness, though, this had to have been tough to write. I mean, that bathroom scene was tough to READ.

👤 Impala67

Idk why everyone is obsessed with the bathroom scene. I don’t even know why people call it “the bathroom scene”, it’s a hooking fic half the fucking fic happens in bathrooms

🎇 George Takei

Ummmmm......okay, there’s no way you don’t know why people are fixating on that one dude. It literally made me cry! Like I cried MULTIPLE TIMES reading this! And I didn’t cry when I broke my leg in the seventh grade!

👤 Impala67

Congrats

🎇 George Takei

Smartass. I’m just saying, there’s no way that was UNINTENTIONAL. I mean, this has so much heart and fucking PATHOS, okay, like real English Literature shit, which means you put a little part of yourself in here

Anyway this fic is SO well-written, and you KNOW I love O Brother but this might be my new favorite of yours. Idk idk. Still love OB, feels kind of sacrilegious to put anything above it

👤 Impala67

Thanks Georgie

🎇 George Takei

Shut up you deserve it. Just to let you know I’m gonna come back after I fully process the whole thing and leave a five paragraph essay in your reviews. RECIPROCITY

 

Impala67 PM

My Stories . Bio Fav: Stories . Authors

Biography

Joined August 5, 2005

Don’t call me Imp unless you know me. I have never written Sailor Moon fic. That was someone else. Seriously, stop asking me about Sailor Moon.

Yes I AM a man and I DO write fanfiction if you have a problem with that how about you go get yourself laid and stop worrying about me.

I don’t have a computer so if you PM me and I don’t respond right away it’s probably because I don’t have web access. Or you’re being fucking rude or annoying. If you bug me about updates that’s both.

Update 2007: DON’T propose marriage to me who the hell reads a hooking fic and then sends a marriage proposal???

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Question

🎇 George Takei

Marry me

👤 Impala67

Okay

👤 Impala67

I’d be the best beard ever (you thought I was just gonna say “fuck off Georgie,” huh? Never underestimate your opponent. Your move.)

🎇 George Takei

Oh I love straight chicken. Sadly you can’t wear white to our wedding you slut

👤 Impala67

Just means I know how to treat a girl right. You can sit on my face and pretend I’m a chick.

🎇 George Takei

OH MY GOD I YIELD! You’re fucking disgusting bro I respect that

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Beta

🎇 George Takei

Hey do you have time to do a quick read-through of this fic I’m writing? Just for technical stuff, nothing huge. Also there’s this bit of dialogue that’s bugging me...

👤 Impala67

How long?

🎇 George Takei

3k

👤 Impala67

Yeah shoot it to me

🎇 George Takei

ty!!!

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Hi

🕸 NotoriousBFG

Hey there fellow fandom dude!

👤 Impala67

Do I know you?

🕸 NotoriousBFG

No but I’ve reviewed like every one of your fics.

👤 Impala67

Oh. Hey, thanks, man

🕸 NotoriousBFG

They’re all pretty much amazing. Got any advice for a new author?

👤 Impala67

Write what you know.

🕸 NotoriousBFG

Haha, don’t practice what you preach, huh?

👤 NotoriousBFG

Yeah. Lol

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Ahhhh!

🎇 George Takei

Oh my god this fic!!!! Shit!!! HOW are all your fics absolute BANGERS

👤 Impala67

I have no idea

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Happy New Year!

🎇 George Takei

HAPPY 2008 BITCH!!!

👤 Impala67

For you maybe

🎇 George Takei

Wow late AND grumpy

👤 Impala67

Sorry my Christmas just kind of sucked

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Don’t make fun of me I’m worried

🎇 George Takei

Hey, everything okay? I mean, you’ve had fic dry spells before, but this is the longest we’ve gone without contact in a while. I mean you’re probably just taking a step back, but I worry about you man! Especially when the message you left on was that your Christmas sucked... anyway I hope everything’s going okay for you

 

Private Messaging (PM)

You’re back!!!

🌌 Kirklover1230

Hiii Imp I’m SO glad you’re not dead

👤 Impala67

Um, thanks Marisol?

🌌 Kirklover1230

You were gone for a literal year! Welcome back tho :)

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Hi!

🎇 George Takei

Omg I was SO glad to see you drop that fic! I thought you were dead or something

👤 Impala67

I was

🎇 George Takei

There’s that quick wit I was missing. I missed you!!!

👤 Impala67

Yeah me too. Things went to hell for a little while there. I mean it’s still kind of shit but it’s like. Out of the fire and back into the frying pan.

🎇 George Takei

Ugh sorry I hope things look up. In the meantime you have a lot of good fic to catch up on to take your mind off it!

👤 Impala67

Yeah. Anyway that was just a little drabble I have something a lot bigger in the works

🎇 George Takei

Oh man I’m STOKED

👤 Impala67

Sorry I didn’t respond to your last PM

🎇 George Takei

Lol it’s fiiiine

 

Impala67 PM

My Stories . Bio Fav: Stories . Authors

Favorite Stories 13

My Name is Freedom >> by George Takei “My little shooting star,” her grandmother used to call her. Nyota ya risasi. Something bright and fast and elemental, unable to be contained. Nyota loved her family, but they always knew that one day she was going to leave them.

StarTrek: The Original Series, T, English, chapters: 3, words: 11k+, favs: 873, follows: 732, updated: February 17, 2009, published: November 5, 2008, N. Uhura


To Memory Now by laminator Post-Voyage Home fic. There are many things that Spock forgets. When Jim reaches for him, he doesn’t reach back.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, T, English, words: 10k+, favs: 908, follows: 867, March 6, 2008, Spock, J. Kirk


Forever’s End >> by FallingWater Episode-specific City on the Edge of Forever AU. With Edith’s death, history is restored, but Jim is left devastated. To make matters worse, he, Spock, and Bones are all trapped in 1930. As time passes, their hopes of a return to their own era slowly start to wane. In a time of great suffering, Jim and Spock learn to live.

StarTrek: The Original Series, M, English, chapters: 15, words: 84k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: April 8, 2009 published: February 18, 2007, Spock, J. Kirk


An Acceptable Alternative by George Takei Mirror, Mirror missing scene. It seems that James Kirk’s counterpart’s predilections are just as wild and contrary as everything else about him. When one cannot have what one wants, it is logical to take that which is offered.

StarTrek: The Original Series, T, English, words: 6k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, February 13, 2007, J. Kirk, Spock


Gimme Some Action by SetPhasers2Stun Coda to A Piece of the Action. Jim and Spock keep the suits.

StarTrek: The Original Series, M, English, words: 5k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 933, January 4, 2007, Spock, J. Kirk


The Other Side of Paradise >> by Kirklover1230 Canon AU. Spans from This Side of Paradise to Amok Time. Jim accompanies Spock to the field. Instead of falling for Kalomi, they fall for each other. When the spores wear off, Spock comes to the realization that his feelings for Jim weren’t manufactured after all. The fact that Jim’s feelings were is cemented in his mind when they get stuck in 1930 and Jim falls in love with Edith Keeler.

StarTrek: The Original Series, M, English, chapters: 21, words: 91k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 4k+, updated: December 11, 2009 published: June 1, 2006, Spock, J. Kirk


King Me by TeaWithHoney Gen. Sam teaches Jim to play Fizzbin. Years later, it just might save his life.

StarTrek: The Original Series, K+, English, words: 2k+, favs: 89, follows: 60, March 12, 2006, J. Kirk, G. S. Kirk


A Feeling of Unnameable Dread by SpeakSoftly While facilitating negotiations on a planet renowned for its entertainment, the Enterprise crew is dropped directly into a production of the Rocky Horror Picture Show that redefines the meaning of audience participation. Ensemble fic, established K/S

StarTrek: The Original Series, T, English, words: 8k+, favs: 570, follows: 504, January 23, 2006


Set Sail on a Sea of Stars >> by Futurama When the crew of the late USS Enterprise is asked whether they want to return to Earth to face the consequences of their actions after rescuing Spock, the vote goes a different way. Space pirates au.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, M, English, chapters: 12, words: 38k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: January 9, 2006, published: August 28, 2005, J. Kirk, Spock


The Only John Wayne Left in This Town >> by ArchdukeFranzFerdinand A Piece of the Action AU. There was no book left on Sigma Iotia II. Instead, it was a vid. Or rather, a series of vids. And rather than Chicago of the 20s, the crew finds themselves in an approximation of Deadwood South Dakota in the 1870s. Ensemble with K/S pre-slash

StarTrek: The Original Series, T, English, chapters: 10, words: 31k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: December 3, 2005, published: March 12, 2005


Memoratum by Hell4Leather After the events of Wrath of Khan, Jim mourns. But if Spock is dead, then why can Jim still feel him in his head?

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, K+, English, words: 7k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 993, October 5, 2004, J. Kirk, Spock


Spiritual by George Takei Before there was Romulan and Klingon; before there was Vulcan; before there was Federation Standard and English, and even before there was Swahili; there was always music. She has always harbored the secret belief that song is the outward expression of the soul. Or: Uhura and music through the years.

StarTrek: The Original Series, K+, English, words: 8k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, July 30, 2004, N. Uhura


Spock Does Not Like Italian by TriedAndTrue Spock doesn’t accompany Jim and Doctor Taylor to dinner. Years later, after she calls on the captain once again, she finds out why.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, K+, English, words: 5k+, favs: 796, follows: 712, December 20, 2004, J. Kirk, Spock

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Fic

👤 Impala67

I fucking love your most recent fic you know I’m a slut for Uhura

🎇 George Takei

I know this, and it’s the only reason I respect you

🎇 George Takei

Also dude all my fics are about Uhura. Uhura fics are my Thing

👤 Impala67

Yeah and they all rock. Like all your stories prove that you Know Shit about Kenya, and I’ve never been out of the US, so that’s something where I could never get the right feeling across

🎇 George Takei

Yeah but I feel like you NAIL the feeling of being like both trapped and free in the Midwest in a way no one else does and I could never do, so

👤 Impala67

Yeah, feeling more trapped than free these days. Lol. I guess it’s a different kind of freedom. Like, I think Kirk just always knew he was going to join the Fleet because he was supposed to. And he loves it, but like. It wasn’t a choice for him, as much. Not like for Uhura.

🎇 George Takei

Damn this one hit you hard, huh?

👤 Impala67

Idk. It reminded me of Sam.

🎇 George Takei

Oh my god why are you so obsessed with a character who showed up in literally one episode.

🎇 George Takei

Although if you weren’t I guess we’d have missed out on like three of your best fics

 

Private Messaging (PM)

ST 2009

🎇 George Takei

Ohhhh my god everyone on LiveJournal is ragging on the new movie and I’ve come here to give you some of the highlights omg

“Oh my god TPTB read hooker fic!”

“This movie WANTS what hooker!fic’s got”

“Why would you pay ten dollars to see this movie when you can read hookerfic for free”

“Impala67 may be entitled to financial compensation”

“Wow this movie is literally just like shitty off-brand Make Your Mind Up except it’s not even hot.”

Oh my god Imp your INFLUENCE

👤 Impala67

I literally just write fanfiction on the internet

👤 Impala67

I miss when it was just you and me and Lib screaming at each other on geocities

👤 Impala67

If anyone brings my fucking hooking fic up to the actors I’m deleting my account

👤 Impala67

Also is there a stream link my brother won’t let me torrent from his laptop anymore

🎇 George Takei

Face it baby you’re a star

(oh my god I miss Libbbbb)

🎇 George Takei

http://www.megavideo.com/...

🎇 George Takei

Also don’t even lie you stopped writing K/FOC porn and started writing K/S cause your old fics werent getting any reviews. Although you kept up the shitty characterization for a while like some of your early K/S stuff was soooo alpha male-y I had to read it in 100-word chunks so I didn’t overdose on testosterone. It was like, in every fic Kirk had to try to say no homo around the dick in his mouth or he wasn’t a real man

👤 Impala67

FUUUUUCK OFF

🎇 George Takei

I’m serious when you dropped o brother where art thou I was like oh, so dude can like, Actually Write Kirk

🎇 George Takei

Without turning him into what mainstream America wishes he was. Actually honestly the new movie is like MYMU if you’d never outgrown that shit

👤 Impala67

Thanks for the link. Could have left the smartass comments tho

🎇 George Takei

Yw :)))) can’t let your fame get to your head

👤 Impala67

I never fucking wanted to be famous I’m literally just a guy

🎇 George Takei

Oh you poor baby, it must be sooooo hard, everyone loving your fic lol

👤 Impala67

Hey, you’re not exactly a no-name yourself

🎇 George Takei

Yeah the difference is that I know I deserve it. You deserve it too. Like I PROMISE. I have never pretended to like your shitty K/FOC fic you KNOW I wouldn’t gas you up for nothing dude

👤 Impala67

Wow thanks

🎇 George Takei

Oh come on, everyone’s fic was shitty when they were seventeen

👤 George Takei

Not yours

🎇 George Takei

That’s because I’m a fic goddess. You were my first stan :’) Crazy to think if I had regular shitty 17-year-old fic we never would have even become friends

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Request

👤 KeepOnTrekkin

Hi, some of us are trying to put together a queer retrospective on early online Star Trek fandom, and we were wondering if you might be interested in contributing?

👤 Impala67

Idk if that’s really for me...

👤 KeepOnTrekkin

Okay, that’s cool. But it would mean a lot to a lot of people who have liked your work. No pressure, just something to think about

👤 Impala67

No I mean like isn’t it kind of idk goache or whatever to have a straight guy in there?

👤 KeepOnTrekkin

Oh you’re straight?

👤 Impala67

Yeah...

👤 KeepOnTrekkin

Sorry, it’s just that I was talking to George Takei (username, not the real guy lol) who’s doing it and I know you guys are friends, and she said she honestly wasn’t sure if you’d want to, but the only thing she mentioned was that you’re a pretty private person

👤 Impala67

Yeah a lot of people on here just assume I’m gay or bi or whatever and it’s just easier not to correct them. And it’s like, I’m not homophobic so it really doesn’t bother me

👤 KeepOnTrekkin

Okay well thanks for your time!

Notes:

Dean’s like “I’m str8” and KeepOnTrekkin is like *monkey looks, monkey looks away*

Okay, informal poll: DID Dean write Sailor Moon fic or was it really “someone else?” (PLEASE engage in discourse about my meta fic it’ll be sooo funny)

Also, you know half the reason Dean actually read the Carver Edlund books was to make sure Chuck never mentioned his fanfiction

Chapter 3

Summary:

When Dean isn’t working a case and can’t sleep, he writes. He spends a lot of sleepless nights in Lisa’s house.

Notes:

Chapter 2 serves as a kind of overlay for chapter 1 and the beginning of this chapter. This one picks up pretty much where 1 left off, continuing the first chapter’s exclusive focus on Dean’s fic. Once again, any resemblance to real fics or usernames is unintentional.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

What Is and What Can Never Be by Impala67

📜 Movies >> Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Rated: M, English, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 22k+, Favs: 1k+, Follows: 984, Published: December 29, 2006, Updated: October 8, 2007

 

Title: What Is and What Can Never Be

Author: Impala67

Movie: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Rating: M

Summary: Jim wakes up next to Spock. He makes breakfast in the replicator and watches the stars streak past. He goes to the bridge and gives commands and looks at his crew standing all around him. He is happy.

 

A/N: This happens between Wrath of Khan and Search for Spock, so it could have been in either category, but Khan is better so that’s where it’s going. It’s not canon compliant with III, but it doesn’t contradict IV at all (because my dad raised me to be fucking respectful). I’m Gene Roddenberry, I own these characters, I do what I want. This one doesn’t have any warnings besides the usual suspects for the M rating, it’s just fucking depressing. Kids don’t read, etc.

 

💬 for What Is and What Can Never Be

 

Kirklover1230

As always, this is fantastic! All your fics are so REAL, even though the premise is always totally wild. It really does give me the same feeling of wonder and at the same time emotional/psychological groundedness that TOS does. I don’t know how you capture that so well, but every time I’m amazed all over again!

 

BlueFootedBooby

I can’t BELIEVE you are literally retconning ST3 you absolute icon

 

Guest

You can’t top hooker fic but you sure do try. Lucky for us

 

Dreamweaver98

I absolutely loved this! It actually reminds me of your earlier fic And Nothing Hurt, because it has the same two things that I loved about that one: interesting aliens and false perceptions (the little details like the blue glow that begins to cast doubt on “reality”...) that lead to a slow disillusionment that the reader feels just as much as Jim does. It really draws you into the story and makes it seem real. (Also I have to admit I’m a sucker for the ambiguous endings.)

I love how creative and original the alien race you invented is, how they’ve evolved out of ever feeling happiness, so they actually have an understandable reason to trap you in your head, living out everything you ever wanted—so they can watch and experience the happiness you feel vicariously. And of course the thing Jim wants most is for Spock and his brother to both be alive!

 

GwendolynBooks

Oh my GOD this is so good!!! The gap between 2 and 3 was really the perfect place to situate this. Both because it makes sense and because it lessens the sting of Jim having to come out of the dream. The only thing that makes it better is knowing that Spock’s not really dead, and they’ll be together again soon enough!

 

Sateen

Another instant classic

 

George Takei

Yes you finished it, I’m so pumped!!!! You’re always like “yeah I don’t use a beta you’ll just have to deal with my shitty writing straight no chaser” *proceeds to write one of the best fics in the fandom* like it’s good to see a god stay humble

Anyway! This was very good and also I hate you. Why must you depress me like this. I PMed you by the way. It’s just some incoherent yelling. It’ll probably be a few days before I can give you a proper review but when I do you better watch out

 

2ErrIsHuman

Omg what a cliffhanger! If I have to wait for the last chapter I might actually combust.

 

CrackABottle

You’re evil for that cliffhanger dude...

 

Bee23

Oh my god the SUSPENSE is KILLING meeeee!

 

TangoFoxtrot

This fic is really good so far, I’m excited to see how it ends. Thanks for sharing!

 

Guest

What kind of drugs did you take to write this? And where can I find some?

 

batarang

Dude you really need to learn how to write Good Aliens that aren’t Vulcans. Like not good as in well-thought-out but like morally good. Damn

 

NotoriousBFG

Nice work man! This chapter just about knocked my socks off!

 

My O My

This is so SAD omg! I thought after make your mind up I’d cried all the tears I had over your fic but clearly I was WRONG! Poor Jim...

 

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A Simple Misunderstanding by Impala67

📜 Movies >> Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Rated: K+, English, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 5k+, Favs: 748, Follows: 683, Published: October 16, 2008

 

Title: A Simple Misunderstanding

Author: Impala67

Movie: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Rating: K+

Summary: After Spock takes a dip in the whale tank, Doctor Taylor calls the cops. Nobody believes they’re trying to save the world.

 

A/N: I wrote this fic earlier this year but never got around to posting it. It’s a missing scene from Voyage Home, aka the best Trek movie. This is definitively true because I’m Gene Roddenberry and I invented these characters, so what I say goes. Obviously, no disclaimer needed.

 

💬 for A Simple Misunderstanding

 

Kirklover1230

YOU’RE BACK!!!! I’m so happy to see a new fic from you! This is awesome and so funny. I mean, you’re not even rusty! If anything, a year off just made you sharper. The comedic timing is spot on.

 

MonsterMash

Oh my god this is hilarious!

 

KlingonWarbird

You’re right IV is the best of the motion pictures! Love this.

 

NotoriousBFG

This might be the funniest fic you’ve written yet!

 

Guest

you can really tell you’ve been to jail before

 

George Takei

I’m so happy to see you posting again!! Oh my god Adamson is suuuuuch a good OC! This whole fic is hilarious, but how they get him to finally believe them—priceless!

 

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From Perdition by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: M, English, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 59k+, Favs: 2k+, Follows: 3k+, Published: November 24, 2008, Updated: May 2, 2010

 

Title: From Perdition

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: M

Summary: Jim Kirk became an astronaut because he wanted to get out of Iowa. His father wanted him to join the Navy like he had, but Jim wants wonder and surprise, not terror and boredom and blood on his hands. After taking part in an experimental test flight of a brand-new technology, his crew’s first task will be to seek out the remnants of the spaceship Alliance, Earth’s first failed mission outside the Solar System.

On an Earth where World War III never happened, Zefram Cochran never invented the warp drive, and the United Federation of Planets never came into being, a Vulcan ambassador is sent to make contact with the first man to command a spaceship that exceeded light speed. Spock, following in his father’s footsteps, has been assigned to the task. As the child of a member of the lost ship’s rescued crew, he is considered the ideal candidate for human interaction.

 

A/N: Not really sure where this one’s going yet or how long it will be. If how long the summary is gives an idea for the fic, I’d say it’s shaping up to be a monster. Since I’m Gene Roddenberry and these are my characters, I don’t need to disclaim them. This fic is rated M, so kids, turn back now.

 

💬 for From Perdition

 

MonaLisa89

Oh my god pleeeeeeease update!!!

 

Kirklover1230

You know I love ALL your fics and am so happy with all the great content you’re putting out but oh my god I want to read more of this so bad...

 

NineInTheAfternoon

I feel like this is going to be one of those fandom-defining works

 

Guest

I just now found this fic (how????) and it is AWESOME! I love how the characters are still so clearly themselves even though you shook things up in such a big way. Well done!

 

BikerChic

I actually can’t BELIEVE no one has thought of this premise before... it’s literally perfect!

 

gayflamingo

PLEASE tell me you are going to finish this

 

Four Blind Mice

Oh my god this is the best ST fic on this website and it’s not even FINISHED! My theory is that TPTB won’t let you finish it because this fic completed would be too powerful

 

Guest

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

 

acaseofyou

I know a lot of people have been bugging you about continuing this, but what you have already written is so, so good, and I’m so glad you shared this with us. Even if it never gets finished, reading it has been such a joy. Thank you so much for sharing this with us.

 

Guest

I just caught up with this entire fic in one day it is SO GOOD!!! Sleep? Who needs it

 

GuessWho

Really hope you’re planning to finish this

 

misamigos

This is such a good idea and creative concept!

 

Paulina

HOW do you get Spock’s voice so perfect? I can literally hear him saying every piece of dialogue in my head so clearly!

 

Frindle180

*banging on the table* UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE

 

megalomaniac

This is great so far, can’t wait to read more!

 

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Guest

THAT ENTRANCE omg iconic!

 

flubber45

LOL Spock’s reaction when Jim shakes his hand like imagine meeting a guy from another planet and him immediately being like “I’m dtf.” Power move. And like, Jim doesn’t know he’s making it but Spock sure thinks he is! Soooo funny

 

PinUpPirate

I looooove how Jim is LITERALLY an astronaut and he’s STILL like “... sounds fake” when Spock claims to be from outer space. But I get it! Because if there is life out there, why would it be interested in humans at all, let alone one specific human who doesn’t think of himself as anything particularly special?

 

Guest

Way to start with a bang! Will definitely be keeping my eye on this one

 

acaseofyou

Every fic you post reminds me why you’re such a big name in this fandom. A lot of times these big high concept fics have shitty writing, but you can tell these huge, sprawling stories without compromising even a little bit on quality, which is so rare and so special. Everything you write is a treat to read! I can’t wait for you to take us on this journey!

 

PrettyInPunk

Great first chapter! Can’t wait for more :)

 

Guest

“Your friend is not dead, merely unconscious.” roflmaoooo

 

George Takei

Imp ooooooomg this!! Such a good start! There’s this immediate draw between them that really pulls you right in. You told me you had something big in the works and as usual you don’t disappoint! I can already tell this is gonna be a wild ride I’m so ready

 

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Slide Through My Hands by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, J. Kirk, P. Kirk, Words: 28k+, Favs: 961, Follows: 905, Published: May 29, 2010, Updated: January 21, 2011

 

Title: Slide Through My Hands

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: Following Sam’s death, Jim makes the difficult decision to leave Starfleet and bring Peter to live with him on Earth.

 

A/N: There’s a lot of K/S pining in here, but not a whole lot of actual K/S, so sorry if that’s what you’re here for. If you like to see grown men struggling to interact with the preteens they’re responsible for, this is the fic for you. If that sounds worse than a hot iron to the nail beds, better back-button out of here. Blah blah I’m Gene Roddenberry blah, insert funny continuation of the gag here.

 

💬 for Slide Through My Hands

 

JamesTiberius

I’m so happy to see you finished this! Really good from beginning to end

 

Guest

I’m so sad it’s over. The ending was bittersweet, but I think it had to be. Plus it matches my feelings about the fact that I won’t have any more of this fic to read!

 

monkeybusiness

Whew, that was a good one! Thanks so much for sharing this story

 

Guest

this was rlly good i loved it

 

PiedPiper

One of the best kid!fics I’ve read. It’s not cutesy, the kid isn’t used as a prop to help get the main ship together, but Jim still has his own life and personality outside of Peter. Also, the way you handled the K/S elements was very painful and realistic.

 

jenny8675309

I’m gonna miss this fic

 

YabbaDabbaDo

This is definitely a fic I’ll be rereading

 

Guest

Love this!

 

99Problems

You are really good at writing convincing kids. Peter feels like a real pre-teen, and his grief feels like very real kid-grief. As someone who lost a parent at a young age, I really feel for him.

 

greenthumb

Wow as a parent this is so relatable.

 

George Takei

THAT ENDING UGH! Jeez Imp, this has really been your year, huh? I don’t think you’ve ever been this prolific! Anyway, this might be my favorite out of your new stuff (although the Borg fic is only one chapter in and it’s already up there). I love how Jim’s past experience comes into play here, and how he knows he’s fucking up but isn’t sure how to fix it, and how he eventually settles into it. And also how he’s never sure he made the right decision to leave his crew. Plus all the stuff with Jim’s memories of Sam and Kevin is brilliant as usual. And the pining! Jesus

 

Guest

This is so good!

 

Kirklover1230

You write Peter and Jim’s relationship so well that I almost forget about the Spock-shaped hole—until Jim is reminded of him and the pining is activated. I looooove pining (as you know lol) so this is right up my alley.

 

Halley’s Comet

Aw, this fic is so bittersweet in the best way. There’s different layers to it, too. You have Peter and Jim’s grief and their love for each other and their desire to make this work, and Jim’s conflicted feelings about leaving Starfleet, as well as the way he’s missing Spock. It’s really complex and you weave it all together so expertly. Definitely coming back to this one!

 

Guest

This intersects with my trauma in a way that was like a one-punch knockout so thanks I guess

 

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My Stories 32

 

First Blood by Impala67 Jim is 12 years old and Tarsus IV is already dying when he goes on his first hunt.

StarTrek: The Original Series, T, English, words: 7k+, favs: 748, Follows: 683, published: May 20, 2011, J. Kirk, A. Karidian


On the Alabaster Stones by Impala67 Jim meets a man who is everything he wants, without being the man he wants. He’s settling, so it doesn’t even cross his mind to wonder if it might be too good to be true.

StarTrek: The Original Series, T, English, words: 6k+, favs: 811, follows: 730, published: April 24, 2011, J. Kirk


Levee’s Gonna Break >> by Impala67 After an encounter with a strange rock formation, Jim is thrust into an alternate reality where the Borg first made contact five years ago. The Federation has since fallen to chaos. With many of the Enterprise crew already assimilated, those remaining are preparing for a suicide mission, a last-gasp attempt to take out the Borg and save what’s left of the galaxy.

StarTrek: The Original Series, T, English, chapters: 6, words: 17k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: April 12, 2011, published: November 7, 2010, J. Kirk, Spock


Dead Men Don’t Wear Red Shirts by Impala67 Doctor McCoy is astounded when three members of the landing party who died on the planet’s surface seemingly come back to life.

StarTrek: The Original Series, K+, English, words: 7k+, favs: 608, follows: 559, published: March 26, 2011, L. McCoy, C. Chapel


Oh Captain by Impala67 If Jim had wanted to stay in the same place for the rest of his life, doing the same thing over and over, he never would have left Iowa. Being an Admiral has more in common with being a farmer than being a Starship Captain.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, K+, English, words: 4k+, favs: 412, follows: 385, published: March 6, 2011, J. Kirk


The Future Is Now by Impala67 A woman who claims to be clairvoyant boards the enterprise amidst a group of refugees whose ship broke down. Everyone who speaks to her seems to be followed by a string of bad luck.

StarTrek: The Original Series, T, English, words: 6k+, favs: 561, follows: 504, published: February 11, 2011


Slide Through My Hands >> by Impala67 Following Sam’s death, Jim makes the difficult decision to leave Starfleet and bring Peter to live with him on Earth.

StarTrek: The Original Series, T, English, chapters: 10, words: 28k+, favs: 961, follows: 905, updated: January 21, 2011, published: May 29, 2010, J. Kirk, P. Kirk


Doctor, Doctor by Impala67 Turns out there’s nothing special about Doctor Karma, nothing mysterious or underhanded. She’s just a better doctor than he is.

Dr. Sexy, MD, T, English, words: 5k+, favs: 412, follows: 388, published: January 3, 2011, D. Sexy, A. Karma


Child’s Play by Impala67 The Enterprise crew has a second run-in with one of the energy beings they encountered in The Squire of Gothos—only this time, the child who alters their reality doesn’t even realize he’s doing it.

StarTrek: The Original Series, K+, English, words: 7k+, favs: 861, follows: 789, published: December 21, 2010, J. Kirk, Spock


Your Weary Head by Impala67 Jim lets her take him to her quarters because he saw Spock looking. Because he saw Spock look away.

StarTrek: The Original Series, M, English, words: 5k+, favs: 877, follows: 712, published: December 1, 2010, J. Kirk, Spock


Hands On by Impala67 Doctor Sexy walks in on Dr. Karma laying her bare hands on a seriously injured patient in the ICU. When he yanks her hands away, he finds that the man’s wounds have mysteriously disappeared.

Dr. Sexy, MD, T, English, words: 5k+, favs: 574, follows: 526, published: November 19, 2010, D. Sexy, A. Karma


Just a Shot Away by Impala67 When a powerful being senses intruders on its planet, it manipulates the Enterprise crew members’ perceptions, causing them to turn on one another.

StarTrek: The Original Series, T, English, words: 6k+, favs: 616, follows: 587, published: October 11, 2010


Spurs by Impala67 Everyone knows Dr. Sexy wears cowboy boots.

Dr. Sexy, MD, M, English, words: 4k+, favs: 203, follows: 199, published: September 10, 2010, D. Sexy, A. Karma


No More to Roam by Impala67 After he’s made Admiral, Jim dreams of the Enterprise. He dreams of Spock and Bones at his shoulders, the viewscreen spread out before them, each pinprick of light a door to possibility.

StarTrek: The Original Series, K, English, words: 3k+, favs: 418, follows: 362, published: August 9, 2010, J. Kirk


Time Enough by Impala67 On a planet where time is money, Kirk must bet with years off his life in order to save a foolish crew member who lost a big hand. But Jim has something up his sleeve. The trick is not to win at his opponent’s game—it’s to convince his opponent to play Jim’s.

StarTrek: The Original Series, K+, English, words: 4k+, favs: 598, follows: 509, published: July 12, 2010, J. Kirk


In the End by Impala67 Gen. Spock made his choice: one life in exchange for many. Now there’s nothing left to do but respect it, and to be there with him one last time.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, K+, English, words: 6k+, favs: 905, follows: 851, published: June 18, 2010, J. Kirk, Spock


From Perdition >> by Impala67 On an Earth where World War III never happened, Zefram Cochran never invented the warp drive, and the United Federation of Planets never came into being, a Vulcan ambassador is sent to make contact with the first man to command a spaceship that exceeded light speed. A K/S First Contact au

StarTrek: The Original Series, M, English, chapters: 16, words: 59k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 3k+, updated: May 2, 2010, published: November 24, 2008, J. Kirk, Spock

 


 

First Blood by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, J. Kirk, A. Karidian, Words: 7k+, Favs: 748, Follows: 683, Published: May 20, 2011


Title: First Blood

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: Jim is 12 years old and Tarsus IV is already dying when he goes on his first hunt.

 

A/N: Yeah, another Tarsus IV fic from yours truly. It’s a T because the kill scene is pretty graphic and Jim’s reaction is pretty intense. Also for some disturbing themes like genocide. And starvation. And child abuse/endangerment courtesy of Kodos being a sick fuck. I, Gene Roddenberry, own the characters and this world, so it’s my oyster.

 

💬 for First Blood

 

unitedfederationofplanets

Jim’s hero worship for Kodos after he “saved” him is so creepy and ominous, especially knowing what he’s planning

 

Guest

Ow ow OW. Poor baby!Jim

 

PaintballWizard

God this gave me such rural gay vibes, my dad forcing me to hunt and me hating it, him forcing me to watch the life go out of its eyes, crying and throwing up... fuck

 

Kirklover1230

Oh this one got me. GOD. I have so many feelings about Jim as a kid and you do it SO WELL. Every time it leaves me stunned.

 

My O My

Oh my goooood the fact that THIS EXPERIENCE is what led Kodos to choose Jim as one of the survivors makes the whole thing 300x more fucked up

 

George Takei

Holy shit Imp! This one really goes for the guts. Why are all your Tarsus IV fics SO GOOD like DAMN. I feel so much for little Jim Kirk, thrust into this horrifying situation and just doing the best he can, and there’s this looming adult who acts like he knows what’s best for him and Jim doesn’t know what to do so he latches onto him, which is the worst thing for him... UGH. Write a book so I can throw money at you this is just getting embarrassing

 

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Notes:

Hey fellas (gn), you ever write fic where an otherworldly being descends to Earth just to touch someone, right after an otherworldly being descended to Earth just to touch you, for No Reason At All? Yeah me neither.

Also, when I’m done with this fic, would anyone be interested in a “which of Dean’s fanfics from my Dean Writes Fanfic fic are you” uquiz? Because I might have already started making one LOL

Chapter 4

Summary:

Dean’s PMs while living with Lisa and Ben.

Notes:

I was home sick from work today so you get this early. This one is much shorter than the last one.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Private Messaging (PM)

Wow!

🎇 George Takei

GREAT premise

👤 Impala67

Thanks.

🎇 George Takei

I mean you told me you were working on something bigger so I shouldn’t be surprised. But. VERY interested to see where this one’s going.

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Nice!

👤 PeterPan

Looooove the new fic!

👤 Impala67

Thanks

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Your fic

🌉 LolliODolly

I’ve commented on like every chapter so far but I just came here to say that the longfic you’re writing is amaaaaazing!

👤 Impala67

Thank you

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Fic

👤 Impala67

I thought you were refusing to write for the reboot

🎇 George Takei

Yeah but Zoe is hot and I only have so much willpower

👤 Impala67

She is. It’s really good btw. Probably should have opened with that

🎇 George Takei

Aw thanks

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Hi Imp

🌌 Kirklover1230

Your first contact fic is amazing!!!

👤 Impala67

Thanks Marisol

🌌 Kirklover1230

Of course! I’m literally in awe... can’t wait for chapter 15!

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Update

🌅 ChattyCathy65

PLEASE PLEASE update!

👤 Impala67

Seriously?

 

Private Messaging (PM)

WHAAAAAT IS THAT?

🎇 George Takei

WHAT IS THIS???? Oh my god Imp you did nooooot write Dr Sexy fic!!!

👤 Impala67

Shut up Georgie you literally write Law and Order fic

🎇 George Takei

So? PLEASE tell me it’s self-insert fic I love watching messy bitches have quarter-life crises

👤 Impala67

NO

🎇 George Takei

Lmao. Dr. Karma was a good shipping choice tho she’s hot

 

Private Messaging (PM)

THIS! FIC!

🎇 George Takei

Oh my god this is KILLING me HOW did you write such a convincing kid? And the way Spock LITERALLY hasn’t shown up ONCE in this fic but somehow his presence is so felt it’s just... ugh

👤 Impala67

It’s bc mentally I never left my preteens

🎇 George Takei

Lolollll. Seriously tho how do you do it?

👤 Impala67

I was touched by an angel

🎇 George Takei

Fine. Keep your secrets to yourself

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Fic

👤 Impala67

This one’s really good Georgie. TOS and AOS Uhura teaming up is badass

🎇 George Takei

Thanks Imp!! They have two different dynamics so it’s fun to think about the ways they’re the same vs they ways they’re different

👤 Impala67

Yeah and TOS Uhura gets to be like a mentor, which is cool

 

Private Messaging (PM)

!!!!!

🎇 George Takei

Oh my god oh my god oh my god o hmy god

👤 Impala67

What’s up Georgie?

🎇 George Takei

BORG FICCCCC

Seriously man this is so. fuckin. good.

The way the alt versions of the characters are so cynical. Like they’re obviously not EVIL it’s not like mirror!fic, they’re just so tired and hopeless...

🎇 George Takei

Also stoner!spock is the only bitch I fuck with now

👤 Impala67

Idk I like him the regular way

🎇 George Takei

Loser. I mean alt!kirk and alt!spock are fucking right??? I mean of course they are. They have to be. And TOS Jim is gonna catch on and it’s gonna make his head explode

👤 Impala67

Stop I’m not spoiling my own fic

🎇 George Takei

I’ll take that as a yes. God I can’t wait for the fallout

Also it’s suuuuch a cool premise but hey what else is new

 

Private Messaging (PM)

I KNEW IT

🎇 George Takei

I knew it I knew it I knew it!

Can’t believe this bitch thinks Spock could only love him on mind altering substances tho :/

JIM YOU’RE SO STUPID

👤 Impala67

Not stupid just illogical

🎇 George Takei

shut UP!

A moron

🎇 George Takei

Stupid little gay man

👤 Impala67

Also important question, what came first, the drugs or them being together

🎇 George Takei

Oh my god I HATE YOUUUUU

👤 Impala67

Well alt!kirk IS a dick

I might turn to drugs if I had to deal with him too

🎇 George Takei

STOPPPPP

 

Private Messaging (PM)

FP

👤 Paralyzer

Hey are you planning to finish From Perdition?

👤 Paralyzer

It’s just that you put like a year and a half into it and it’s been almost a year since you updated. Not pushing for an update, just honestly curious

👤 Impala67

If I write more of it I’ll update honestly idk what to tell you

 

Private Messaging (PM)

EVIL

🎇 George Takei

Oh my god you’re SO EVIL you’re not even gonna let them get together???

I PROMISE fucking Spock is NOT what fucked up the alt galaxy, Jim...

👤 Impala67

Yeah but maybe it’s what fucked up Spock...

🎇 George Takei

Pretty sure that was their inevitable failure and the end of the galaxy as they know it

🎇 George Takei

I mean alt!jim is like SO broken and he’s literally lost all hope but he is NOT EVIL he just literally doesn’t know what else to do and he’s too tired to try and fail again

👤 Impala67

He’s an asshole

🎇 George Takei

I mean yeah obviously but he has to kill his literal Borg-ified brother

That would fuck anyone up

👤 Impala67

He could have figured out how to separate Sam from the Collective if he didn’t just GIVE UP

🎇 George Takei

They don’t even know that’s possible! They’ve only been dealing with the Borg for 5 years!

Jeez how come I’m defending YOUR character to YOU

👤 Impala67

No idea he’s a dick

🎇 George Takei

Ugh I hate this. It’s literally SO GOOD but I hate it

They literally could be together and be happy

Fucj

 

Private Messaging (PM)

ok

🎇 George Takei 

okay you’re right he’s an asshole

 

Private Messaging (PM)

From Perdition

🏞 YacketyYak

From Perdition update WHEN?

👤 Impala67

Gtfo of my inbox

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Fic

👤 Impala67

This was awesome. I liked your reboot fics but I’m glad you’re back to TOS

🎇 George Takei

Home sweet home. I may wander, but I always come back to my one true love TOS Uhura

 

Private Messaging (PM)

New fic who dis

🎇 George Takei

Noooooo baby Jim :(((((

👤 Impala67

thanks I think

🎇 George Takei

Why do you make me feel things? I resent you for that

He’s just so little and he doesn’t know what to dooooo

I hate Kodos man I wanna stab that asshole

Anyway that was sooooo good.

👤 George Takei

Thanks Georgie

Notes:

WELL I made myself sad.

Chapter 5

Summary:

In which Bobby John raises some doubts, and From Perdition finally gets an update.

Notes:

This is another pretty long chapter. Covers all of season 6. As always, similarities to real fics or authors are not intentional.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Two Officers and a Baby by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: K, English, Humor, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 8k+, Favs: 1k+, Follows: 994, Published: June 15, 2011

 

Title: Two Officers and a Baby

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: K

Summary: After landing on a planet where all but one sentient life form have been slaughtered, the crew of the Enterprise suddenly acquire a baby. Jim has experience with babies, learned from the boys’ home he and Kevin lived in on Tarsus IV before the crops began to die, but Spock is quite perplexed.

 

A/N: Honestly could fit anywhere in TOS. Like a lot of my oneshots, this one is written to mimic the basic episode structure. More cliche than my usual stuff but whatever, if you’re not into fics with babies in them give it a pass. Once again, I’m Gene Roddenberry. If you don’t know who that is, why the hell are you reading Star Trek fic?

 

💬 for Two Officers and a Baby

 

MartyMcFly

Oh my god this is SO good! Like it’s hilarious and ridiculous and then it just SLAMS you with feelings and you’re like “what the fuck am I supposed to do with this???” Loved it

 

Kirklover1230

Omg, BABY!!! This is such a cute fic Imp! And of course it’s you, so you had to slam us to the ground with the feels, but I’m not even mad about it.

 

Guest

Really funny fic

 

Dreamweaver98

Wow, you managed to take what’s on the surface a kind of cracky concept and really marry it with the Star Trek context in a way that brings out some really interesting themes. There’s this thread of nature vs nurture, like is this child destined to be warlike because it was created from warlike beings? Or were those beings warlike because the warlike culture taught them to be? And you never really give a definitive answer, which is the way I think it has to be.

But it’s important to ask anyway, because in asking that question, you really expose the fact that the Enterprise’s mission, while peaceful, isn’t one they always live up to. Sometimes they have to enact violence, and even if it’s necessary, it’s still violence. So the answer is complicated, because would even a child from a peaceful species end up more warlike if it had to experience the things the Enterprise is sometimes compelled to do to keep the peace?

And that’s why they have to give up the baby in the end. Because, as you bring up, Spock is descended from warlike people. If they went back in time thousands of years, people might look at him and expect him to be violent, to be a soldier of war. But the Vulcans were able to change through the guidance of Surak and his teachings. They chose to be better. So if raised in the right circumstances, this child could choose that too. But the Enterprise isn’t and can’t be the right circumstances.

And somehow you managed to get all this across in an 8k word humor fic. Sorry this comment is so long, but this oneshot just has so much packed into it. You’re a really masterful writer and I always love reading your work. Can’t wait to see what you do next!

 

bubbleyum

I love the idea that Jim would be good with babies, while this is like the ONE area where Spock is completely out of his depth. Hilarious and adorable

 

Betty Davis Eyes

The way Spock starts out all awkward but slowly settles into it and it’s not the way Jim is with him but he’s so good with him in his own way... hnggggg

 

alligatorator

Loooove how Spock talks to him as if they’re having a real conversation instead of just the baby babbling back at him... it was so cute I died a little. And how when Jim is like “you know he doesn’t understand you, right?” Spock goes on like a thirty minute lecture about brain development—priceless!

 

badassbabe

Sooooo sad they didn’t get to keep him :( I mean they’re right he probably shouldn’t be raised like that but :(

 

Guest

“This infant is highly intelligent, Jim.” LOL

 

George Takei

I HATE random-baby trope. You KNOW I hate random-baby trope. Hate hate hate it, like, couldn’t-watch-the-hangover levels of hate it. But I love this fic. Wtf Imp

 

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💬
for From Perdition

 

FlippinCoolBro

Oh my god you updated!!!!

 

mysticruins

OMGGGG UPDATE!!! I have been WAITING for this YES!

 

callsign007

Love this fic, so I’m really glad you found your inspiration again.

 

Guest

Oh awesome update, def worth the wajt

 

Gobbledygook

The way Jim FREAKS OUT about the mind meld is so funny “what do you mean you’re gonna touch my soul???” Like Spock definitely could have found a better way to phrase that...

 

Guest

Yes yes yes omg YES! I’m so glad you updated this!!!

 

cetieelatemybrain

Kakdnfisisjfnsksksnaka (if you have questions see my username)

 

DoYouBelieveInMagic

This is SUCH a good update I’m not even mad about the wait. Like, I would fully believe you spent all of the past eighteen months doing nothing but perfecting this chaptwr

 

ihardlyknowher

“I believe the ‘primitive barbarian’ has the floor” fuccccck I love your Spock

 

Worfified

I think it’s really interesting how you kind of expanded on canon to make the katra tied into the regular mind meld. It makes sense because if you can transfer your katra into someone else then it would have to be involved in the ritual somehow. I know you didn’t really go into it, but the fact that it’s canonically possible to survive without a katra makes it really interesting—is the katra what powers the meld in the first place? Like is it an intrinsic part of Vulcans or just what gives their telepathy juice? I know that wasn’t really your point but it made me think.

 

Guest

Love love love love love!

 

AppleBottomJeans

I was so psyched to see you updated! And I was NOT disappointed this update was so good! Already can’t wait for the next one!

 

Mickey4011

This was rad. Hope we don’t have to wait another year and a half for the next one tho

 

MaceWinduIsCoolerThanYou

Oh my god what an update! I am embarrassed to admit that I reread this whole fic twice while I was waiting lol

 

Guest

God, no one else in this fandom writes Spock like you

 

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Not Feelin Too Good Myself by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: K+, English, General, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Words: 6k+, Favs: 680, Follows: 637, Published: September 8, 2011

 

Title: Not Feelin Too Good Myself

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: K+

Summary: Complaining is one of Bones’ favorite pastimes. Jim thinks they can be forgiven for not noticing sooner.

 

A/N: Genfic. It’s been a while since I wrote a Bones-centric fic, so here you go. I’m Gene Roddenberry, creator of Star Trek, and I don’t need to disclaim my own characters and ideas.

 

💬 for Not Feelin Too Good Myself

 

clytemnestra

I love all the Bones love! He’s grouchy and gruff but he has so much love for his daughter and all his friends

 

George Takei

This is awesome! I do think Kirk in particular has a tendency to be pretty self-absorbed and think he’s always right, and he has protagonist syndrome so usually he IS right (at least within the story), but it’s nice to see him have to reckon with that and how it affects his relationships

 

NothinButMyBones

THANK YOU for giving Bones all the recognition and care that he deserves!!! He’s right, he does so much for everybody and they need to be there for him just as much!

 

Guest

Ugh this made me feel so much love for all of them god

 

Sam Vimes

I love how you manage to turn Kirk being an asshole into a learning experience for him instead of just bashing him and having the whole thing be him like groveling, which I think these kind of fics can turn into really easily. You managed to pack a lot of nuance into this.

 

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In the Usual Way by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Angst & Family, J. Kirk, C. Marcus, Words: 10k+, Favs: 632, Follows: 609, Published: October 22, 2011

 

Title: In the Usual Way

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: Carol doesn’t want Jim to be in David’s life. And the worst part is, Jim understands completely.

 

A/N: This starts around five years before TOS, while Carol is still pregnant, and continues through to when Jim meets David as an adult in Wrath of Kahn. It’s fully canon-compliant, since WoK implies that David met Kirk as a kid but didn’t know who he was. There’s discussion of unplanned pregnancy obviously, so just like. Be aware. I’m Gene Roddenberry, the man who needs no introduction or disclaimer.

 

💬 for In the Usual Way

 

fishandchips

This is such a good exploration of Jim’s feelings for David! You can really see from the bond they develop in stii that Jim really wished things had been different with David, and you nail that mood in this story perfectly. He just wants what’s best for David, even if it’s not what makes Jim happy, and that’s really what being a good parent is all about

 

George Takei

It’s kind of heartbreaking how they try so hard to make it work in the beginning but they just... can’t. And Jim’s not even running his own ship yet, so they both know it’s just going to get harder. I should have EXPECTED this from you Imp UGH

 

Guest

I see your cat’s in the cradle reference! And I mean it’s obviously not the same situation, but it has the same kind of wistful regret to it that the song makes you feel.

 

FreezerBurn

Wow I actually... like Carol at the end of this?

 

JustLikeBuddyHolly

Once again you knock it out of the park with kid characterization, as well as parent/kid interaction.

 

Guest

I love how you manage to do this without villainizing Carol. It’s so bittersweet, how Jim wishes it had been different but knows that this is the way it has to be

 

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Soul Survivor by Impala67

📜 Movies >> Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Rated: T, English, Humor & Angst, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 13k+, Favs: 979, Follows: 1k+, Published: November 4, 2011, Updated: January 18, 2012

 

Title: Soul Survivor

Author: Impala67

Movie: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Rating: T

Summary: “Turns out, everybody knew that Spock was alive except Jim.” They accidentally bring Spock back *without* his katra. Chaos ensues.

 

A/N: Once again, this one retcons ST3, so I’m putting it in Wrath of Khan because fuck ST3. It’s genfic, not slash, so sorry if that’s what you came for. Yeah I recognize that the title sucks balls, no I’m not gonna change it. My name is Gene Roddenberry, you might have heard of me. If you have, you know why I don’t need a disclaimer.

 

💬 for Soul Survivor

 

BellaDonna

This is so funny oh my god! Poor Jim!

 

Kirklover1230

Kind of expected Spock without his katra to be just like the evil side of Kirk in The Enemy Within, but his Vulcan discipline is still 100% intact. It really goes to show that the Vulcan moral code is like. A conscious choice all Vulcans have to make. Which is just so interesting to me!

 

Worfified

Not to be weird but was this inspired by my comment on your From Perdition update? Because you really took that idea and ran with it in the most hilarious possible way.

 

George Takei

Oh my GOD Jim has spent all this time MOURNING him and it turns out he’s just been running around without a soul and everyone just felt too awkward to tell him about it, and/or they’re trying to respect Spock’s wishes by not telling him... and of course soulless Spock is only thinking logically, i.e. telling him will only hurt him and lead to awkwardness and sadness when Jim’s old feelings aren’t returned anymore, and on top of that Spock isn’t missing him at all, so he feels no need to run and tell Jim himself... what the FUCK Imp!!!!

 

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Funhouse Mirror by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Sci-Fi, J. Kirk, H. Sulu, Words: 9k+, Favs: 1k+, Follows: 1k+, Published: February 29, 2012

 

Title: Funhouse Mirror

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: Kirk and Sulu find themselves trapped in an alternate universe where they are actors on a television show—and, apparently, they hate each other. They try to go to Spock for assistance, hoping he will provide a beacon of logic to combat the bizarre, only to find that he’s calling himself Leonard. Jim finds his personality shift deeply disturbing. He makes real jokes and smiles way too much. And oh, yeah—his ears are apparently detachable.

 

A/N: This DOES have real people in it, so if you’re not into that definitely take a pass on this one. Ironically, Shatner and George Takei are the only members of the bridge crew cast who DON’T show up. Honesty doesn’t paint Shatner in the best light tho. That was supposed to say “honestly” but I’m leaving it because it’s actually more accurate with the error. This fic is completely stupid and ridiculous. Also, there’s some mention/brief instances of racism and sexism because we know that shit happened, but the characters don’t tolerate it. Once again, I’m Gene Roddenberry, which I’m pretty sure makes this a self-insert fic.

 

💬 for Funhouse Mirror

 

Guest

Honestly came here expecting badfic but ended up having such a good time!

 

2dayistheday

Awww, poor Jim is so sad like “this isn’t Spock :(“

 

Guest

It’s sooooo funny how you capitalized on the Shatner/Takei rivalry and Sulu and Kirk are like “ummm what the fuck?” and everyone else is like “wait they’re actually... talking to each other? Civilly?” Lol!

 

PinkElephants99

This was great!

 

TinkerBellBoots

Honestly I don’t usually like fics that have real people in them but having the characters take the place of the actors was a really interesting work-around.

 

George Takei

Oh my GOD Imp this is SO up my alley I’m honestly PISSED I didn’t write this!!! Having Kirk rag on Shatner must have been legitimately so cathartic. Seriously your MIND.

 

Guest

I have seen a lot of fics where the actors and characters interact, but this one was honestly one of the most hilarious and creative ones I’ve read

 

heartbreaker25

This was so funny! Love all the interactions between Kirk, Sulu, and the cast!

 

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Dominoes by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Sci-Fi, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 12k+, Favs: 1k+, Follows: 1k+, Published: May 12, 2012

 

Title: Dominoes

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: City on the Edge of Forever AU. Instead of 1930s New York, they end up in 1912, in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

 

A/N: This is definitely the longest oneshot I’ve ever written. I promise this has nothing to do with the godawful movie. There’s no one named Jack and no one named Rose, and definitely no “this door ain’t big enough for the two of us” bullshit on THIS ship. Because I’m Gene Roddenberry and I’m actually good at writing stories. Just see my TV series for proof. Deals with the obvious themes of mass death and tragedy, plus a fuckton of moral ambiguity.

 

💬 for Dominoes

 

Guest

Ugh ugh ugh. How do you grieve a thousand people you never really even knew?

 

Beetlejuice

Damn! I was having so much fun imagining them in period clothing that I wasn’t ready to be body-slammed by emotions

 

Guest

You’re right, it’s nothing like the movie. That was overwrought and melodramatic, whereas this is devastating and honestly horrible to contemplate

 

George Takei

Holy SHIT this one is heavy bro. Like damn. I mean it’s one thing to have to let one person die to keep the future from going to shit, but that’s like 15 hundred people!! When you say moral ambiguity you really mean it huh? And the way you show that affecting them psychologically... oof

 

Poltergeist182

I am obsessed with this story

 

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The Gun by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: K+, English, Western, J. Kirk, Words: 5k+, Favs: 596, Follows: 542, Published: May 30, 2012

 

Title: The Gun

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: K+

Summary: In Spectre of the Gun, Jim pulls the trigger on Morgan Earp.

 

A/N: Episode-specific AU for Spectre of the Gun. I guess I’m on a morally questionable kick this month. I like cowboys and shootouts. Sue me. I am Gene Roddenberry, so I own all of this and I can do what I want with it. It’s good to be me.

 

💬 for The Gun

 

Guest

Well, shit.

 

peoniesinbloom

I do have to admit that I kind of like it when Kirk goes dark side.

 

audaciousjane

Sigh. The whole point of that ep is to show that Kirk WOULDN’T pull the trigger. You’ve completely misunderstood his character. Usually your fics are spot on but I just can’t get behind the premise of this one.

 

George Takei

OF COURSE you put them in actual period clothes. Not even surprised. The idea of Kirk in a hat and spurs is pretty hilarious not gonna lie

 

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Insidious by Impala67

📜 Movies >> Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Rated: T, English, Horror, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 6k+, Favs: 908, Follows: 871, Published: June 3, 2012

 

Title: Insidious

Author: Impala67

Movie: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Rating: T

Summary: After stealing the Genesis Device, Kahn takes it to the nearest inhabited planet to hide amongst the people there. What the Enterprise Crew doesn’t know is that he took the Ceti Eels with him.

 

A/N: AU of Wrath of Khan where Khan takes the device to a neighboring planet instead of back to Ceti Alpha V. It’s set up kind of like a horror movie and has some really disturbing themes. I’m Gene Roddenberry, so this is my world and you’re all just living here. Don’t bug me or I’ll make you start paying rent.

 

💬 for Insidious

 

Guest

I was really hoping it wouldn’t be the little boy but I think I knew deep down the whole time

 

Kirklover1230

Wow, this is so so creepy. It’s been a while since you wrote a straight-up horror fic but you still do it just as well as you always have.

 

Guest

Oh my GOD

 

jollyroger

This is fantastic. The way that they come in to find the town devastated, and then the way it’s slowly revealed that there’s something wrong, and the feeling of dread grows... and the twist with the little brother having had the eel in his head the whole time was so good. Legitimate horror, which actually doesn’t show up in the horror genre category on here as often as it should

 

VulcanSalute

This was definitely one of the scariest fics I’ve read in a while. There’s something about creepy children that gets me every time.

 

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The Art of Forgetting by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: K+, English, Angst, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 5k+, Favs: 703, Follows: 685, Published: June 15, 2012

 

Title: The Art of Forgetting

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: K+

Summary: “What happens to the ones who forget?” After accidentally traveling back in time, Jim connects with a woman and her young son. However, during the Enterprise’s attempts to retrieve their lost crewmates, they see things they shouldn’t. In order to avoid violating the Prime Directive, Spock must block the memories from their minds.

 

A/N: This one’s just fucking sad. Yeah. Anyway, insert obligatory I’m-Gene-Roddenberry claim here.

 

💬 for The Art of Forgetting

 

My O My

Ouch. This one came at me from every direction. Kirk’s grief, Spock’s longing, the way Liz and Eli will always feel a sense of loss and never remember why... god. You really balance all of these things so well, and there’s a real felt sense to it.

 

Kirklover1230

I honestly can’t BELIEVE Jim can’t tell Spock’s in love with him.

 

George Takei

GOD Imp, you are really the only one out here writing realistic kids. You’re right, it’s sad as hell, but I love it. The emotions are all so real.

 

banalities

Poor Jim, poor Spock, poor Liz, poor kid. No one got out of this one unscathed, huh?

 

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Notes:

He was SO CLOSE TO GETTING IT with Bobby John I’m—

Anyway, hope you like it.

Chapter 6

Summary:

Dean’s private messages over the time encompassed by chapter 5.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Private Messaging (PM)

Finally

🎇 George Takei

I see you’ve finally found the genre option menu

👤 Impala67

Shut up

🎇 George Takei

Lol. Seriously tho, I’m SO MAD you made me like a random baby fic. I hate that shit. You KNOW how much I hate it. HOW do you do it

👤 Impala67

I guess I know you too well. I crafted the perfect trojan horse. Like giving a baby medicine in their milk

🎇 George Takei

Oh god. I’m random baby

👤 Impala67

You know what they say. We hate most in others what we don’t like in ourselves. Or something

🎇 George Takei

Not true. I don’t see any of myself in you

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Fic

👤 Impala67

Bro captain Uhura is GENUINELY inspired

🎇 George Takei

It is not. It’s def been done before

👤 Impala67

Whatever. It’s never been done like this. Now I’m legit pissed she never got to be captain in canon

🎇 George Takei

You and me both pal

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Annoying!!!

🎇 George Takei

Oh my god people are so obnoxious how do you deal with it?

👤 Impala67

What?

🎇 George Takei

As SOON as you update they’re already being so annoying and needy asking about the next chapter

So glad only my 500 loyal followers ever interact with my fic

👤 Impala67

That’s the biggest fucking joke honestly like you should have way more people reading your fic than me

🎇 George Takei

Not everyone imprinted on my fic when they were still undergoing puberty Imp

👤 Impala67

You’re objectively a better writer dude. They’re just morons

🎇 George Takei

Look, I’m not mad about it. Like I said, I would hate to have a wide enough appeal that people I don’t even know demand things from me lol

👤 Impala67

Doesn’t change the fact they’re idiots

🎇 George Takei

Thanks Imp. I mean we already knew that, but thanks

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Dude

🎇 George Takei

Dude you should write Bones more often

👤 Impala67

Yeah. He definitely deserves more appreciation

 

Private Messaging (PM)

!!!

🎇 George Takei

It’s actually wild how far you’ve come from your cardboard cutout female character days. Your Carol’s such a complex character, with her own motivations and little inconsistencies and flaws, but under that she’s really just trying to do what’s best for her kid

👤 Impala67

How many times do I have to tell you I was SEVENTEEN. ALL my characters were cardboard cutouts

🎇 George Takei

No. Your men weren’t cardboard cutouts, just big action heroes who had no personalities outside that identity

Like you know how straight people write queer people and make that their entire personality? Your early Kirk’s entire personality was “straight”

👤 Impala67

Thanks

🎇 George Takei

Hey you grew out of it. Not something all men can say

 

Private Messaging (PM)

!!!!

🎇 George Takei

Omg how is soulless Spock simultaneously SO unsettling and SO hilarious? And the way Bones realizes that logic DIDN’T make Spock soulless, in the face of actually soulless Spock!! Anyway this fic was genuinely upsetting

👤 Impala67

Good that’s what I was going for

🎇 George Takei

Well congrats it worked!

Spock DOESN’T MISS HIM. He’s been alive for months and he DOESN’T EVEN MISS HIM. FUCK. Sometimes I hate you

👤 Impala67

Love you too

 

Private Messaging (PM)

PISSED

🎇 George Takei

I am honestly SO MAD that I didn’t write this fic! Like so mad! This concept is so good I feel so much creative envy right now

👤 Impala67

Guess I was inspired

🎇 George Takei

Seriously using Kirk and Sulu was the perfect choice. Loooove how they pretty much bankrupted Shatner to buy all the obscure shit they needed for the communicator! And Kirk angsting over Nimoy being Not Spock was hilarious. Especially how Sulu is like “this guy is funny and nice and relatable and awesome” and Jim is like “where’s :( Spock :(“

👤 Impala67

Yeah them walking up to him and calling him Spock and talking about being stuck in an alt universe or back in time, and Nimoy just thinking they’re running lines and breaking character to ask them to repeat was the first part I wrote.

🎇 George Takei

SO funny. And the fact that the episode they were filming has the exact same premise as the fic was genius

ONLY way it could have been better is if you found a way to kill Shatner off

🎇 George Takei

Maybe I’ll write one where it’s Spock and Uhura and they spend the whole time staring at Shatner being like “who is this horrible little man? This is Not My Captain”

👤 Impala67

I would read the shit out of that

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Funhouse Mirror

🕸 NotoriousBFG

Dude I broke my no RPF rule for this fic and you did NOT disappoint

👤 Impala67

Thanks man

🕸 NotoriousBFG

No problemo! Thank YOU for writing!

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Omg!

🎇 George Takei

Ooooomg dude I loved that fic I was OBSESSED with The Titanic as a kid

Like not the movie the actual ship. Although I was a baby lesbian so Kate Winslet made a pretty convincing case for the movie too

👤 Impala67

I want to pretend I never saw it but it was a movie with car sex in it so yeah. I’ve seen it. And you’re right

🎇 George Takei

You showed great restraint not adapting that into a K/S scene

Also this gave me so many Bones feelings

🎇 George Takei

Like he’s a doctor of course he’s gonna save everyone :(

👤 Impala67

Yeah. It’s definitely not a decision anyone should have to make

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Lol

🎇 George Takei

I love how everything is the same except they’re wearing cowboy hats and Kirk becomes a murderer

👤 Impala67

Yeah that’s on-brand for me

🎇 George Takei

Oh DEFINITELY

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Hi!!!

🌌 Kirklover1230

Hey, I took a little break from fandom for a while there, and I just wanted to let you know that coming back and seeing three new fics from you actually made me scream a little. Anyway that’s why I just spammed all your stuff with comments haha

👤 Impala67

Hi Marisol. Thanks. Everything good with you?

🌌 Kirklover1230

Oh yeah fine! Real life just got a little too real for a while there lol

👤 Impala67

Yeah. I know the feeling

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Fic

👤 Impala67

Holy shit you actually wrote it

🎇 George Takei

Well I had your blessing

I’ve already had three people accuse me of stealing your premise btw

👤 Impala67

Well hopefully they see my comment and shut the fuck up. I mean you literally linked me in your A/N

People are so fuckin dumb

🎇 George Takei

Yeah. Too bad we need them to give us that sweet sweet dose of serotonin

👤 Impala67

Was literally happy when it was just you Lib and three other people reading my shit

Anyway the way they spoke in Vulcan the whole time was hilarious. And how neither of them knew they even had lines, and Spock kept stopping production to correct them, and Uhura made up random things to say because all the “languages” coming through the comms were literally gibberish. And everyone was just like “huh are they just really dedicated to their roles or having twin mental breaks?”

🎇 George Takei

Well there was no rivalry to distract people from how fucking weird they were acting in general

👤 Impala67

Except their newfound rivalry with Shatner

🎇 George Takei

Yeah lol. All the cool kids hate that guy

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Wow

🎇 George Takei

Your most recent fic is deeply fucking disturbing jsyk. Really, really good. But disturbing as fuck

👤 Impala67

Yeah it was supposed to be

🎇 George Takei

Oh I know. It’s like it’s 1998 all over again. I always forget that you literally made your reputation on horror

👤 Impala67

Yeah I was pretty one-note back then

🎇 George Takei

Yeah horror and misogyny. A winning combination

👤 Impala67

In my defense those things are historically linked

🎇 George Takei

Point. Although I will say your final girl was always a slut, which gives you some points. Also always a man, which takes them away again

👤 Impala67

Ha ha

🎇 George Takei

I have to say Kirk’s shirt ripping in every one was some admirable loyalty to the source material

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Hey

👤 Impala67

Beta?

🎇 George Takei

You know it. Sock it to me

Also, first actually choosing a genre and now asking for a beta? It’s almost like you’re a real boy now!

👤 Impala67

Jesus just read it pls

🎇 George Takei

Patience grasshopper

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Beta

🎇 George Takei

You write kids SO WELL god...

👤 Impala67

Thanks

🎇 George Takei

Okay but this is a compliment sandwich which means there’s shit in the middle so I’ll just come out with it... I think your female characters only feel real when they’re not in love with Kirk and he’s not in love with them and that’s where the angst is coming from. Like your Carol from the baby daddy fic. SO good. So in comparison this was like. Blah

👤 Impala67

Wow

🎇 George Takei

Sorry!

Look okay she’s NOT a cardboard cutout but she IS just an excuse for Kirk to have kid angst... seriously you’ve been posting so much depressing kid stuff lately are you okay?

👤 Impala67

Can we just talk about my fic?

🎇 George Takei

Okay but remember you asked. It kind of just feels like you’re trying too hard. Idk. Like you TELL us they were perfect for each other but I just don’t feel it. Like your Action Hero Male Power Fantasy Kirk of yesteryear except the love interest version of that

👤 Impala67

How the hell do I fix that?

🎇 George Takei

Honestly? Lean into the kid stuff. The structure of the fic kind of hinges on the mom’s love-interest-ification

Like when Jim tells the kid to take care of his mom?? That line hits like a mack truck

👤 Impala67

All right. I mean I was looking for a spot for like. Grammar mistakes. But I guess this helps too

🎇 George Takei

You know I love you. It’s really good seriously

👤 Impala67

Okay. Thanks

Seriously

🎇 George Takei

Np! Can’t wait to read the final product!

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Omg

🎇 George Takei

Wow you really turned it around! It was absolutely PERFECT to add the callback/parallel to requiem for methuselah which Jim DOESN’T REMEMBER! That fucked me up. Still can’t BELIEVE Spock made him forget that like wow. Like Jim doesn’t even realize that the exact same thing happened to him. And the reader knows that the comparison is there but Jim doesn’t! Delicious dramatic irony. But then the way that you hint at maybe some subconscious knowledge when Jim talks about how there’s an art to forgetting... like maybe the only reason Spock could make him forget is because a part of him wanted to forget... and did this woman and this child want on some level to forget him too?

👤 Impala67

Wow guess you really liked it huh

🎇 George Takei

Dude I couldn’t have SUGGESTED better changes. Of course you made it even fucking sadder...

👤 Impala67

Yeah well. Sad is kinda my schtick

Notes:

Happy deancas wedding day everybody!

Chapter 7

Summary:

Some of Impala67’s readers discuss the controversy around his work.

Notes:

Okay so you guys, I love this chapter soooo much because I literally wrote none of it! Three of my tumblr mutuals decided to RP as in-verse Impala67 readers on their discord, and this chapter is the result. It’s literally so much fun and I was floored when I read through it, it’s so good! They’re katebushstandean, rowenacoded (AO3 sourpastels), and monalisssasandmadhatters (AO3 alittleduck) on tumblr if you want to shower them with compliments about how rad this is. Seriously, thank you guys so much for sharing this with me and letting me include it in the fic!

Right now it’s 2012, so Discord doesn’t exist. So we’re going with Gchat. Lucky for me Gchat in 2012 looked mostly like ffn PMs. The only edits I made were solely to make the conversation understandable through the Gchat format, plus some clarification around Peter and Georgie.

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🦦 omegakirk

Impala67 writes great fic and I don’t want to call him overrated but I feel weird about him being so big in the fandom sometimes. Like, why is a straight man so invested in this space with so many young, impressionable women?

🍓 superslice

What exactly are you accusing him of? And also, you expect me to believe the person who wrote THAT bathroom scene in the Hooker!fic is straight? There’s no way.

🦦 omegakirk

Hold on let me add trekkin

 

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🐙 starrysulu

Hopefully they’re on

🦦 omegakirk

They’re active so idk but it’s worth a shot

Hey trekkin

🏔 keep-on-trekkin

Hey. Hold on a sec let me read back

Oh we’re talking about Imp again. Should have known

Okay. So I mean, when I asked him to participate in the queer retrospective (thank you guys for your contributions btw), he said he was straight. I was surprised too, especially since Georgie didn’t mention it, but that’s what he said.

 

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🍓 superslice

The man wrote Sailor Moon fic, come on.

🐙 starrysulu

There’s a very easy explanation for that and it’s called: fetishization. Plus, that was a different Impala anyway.

🍓 superslice

So he SAYS. There’s so many similar themes in those as his K/S fics, and you have to admit the writing is fantastic.

🐙 starrysulu

The writing IS fantastic, which is why I don’t think it’s him. Have you seen his old ST fic?? He couldn’t write women to save his life. Those Sailor Moon fics are from before MYMU, there’s no way they’re his.

 

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🍓 superslice

He can’t write women when they’re love interests for Kirk but even back then his women were interesting separate from Kirk! It’s totally reasonable that his Sailor Moon fic would have good characterization and rich female characters.

🦦 omegakirk

You really think he watches Sailor Moon???

🏔 keep-on-trekkin

Idk guys I’m with slice, I can see why he’d want to distance himself from those Sailor Moon fics...

 

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🍓 superslice

And I mean... we all saw the Dr. Sexy fics, I don’t think it’s possible to guess what he watches. Look, all I’m saying is there are a lot of similarities and if he’s lying about writing those, then maybe he’s lying about something else *cough* and we shouldn’t question his place in queer fandom spaces.

🐙 starrysulu

While we’re on the topic of what he watches: I don’t ever want to falsely accuse someone of plagiarism, but he’s so big he gets a free pass for ripping off other writers. “What is and What Can

 

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Never Be” is the exact premise of one of the Supernatural books (I know they’re niche but it’s still so blatant. Even the title is almost exactly the same!).

🦦 omegakirk

Wait, really? I didn’t know that. Yet another reason people shouldn’t worship the ground he walks on.

🍓 superslice

That’s a reach...

🐙 starrysulu

His url is LITERALLY a Supernatural reference. Don’t try to tell me he didn’t know he was ripping off Carver Edlund. I’m tired of straight men getting a pass for anything.

 

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reference. Don’t try to tell me he didn’t know he was ripping off Carver Edlund. I’m tired of straight men getting a pass for anything.

🏔 keep-on-trekkin

Honestly? Same. Okay guys this has been fun but I gotta bounce. Essays to write, etc.

🍓 superslice

Okay, bye trekkin!

🐙 starrysulu

Bye!!!

🦦 omegakirk

Bye, trekkin!




June 21, 2012


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🍓 superslice

two is my limit i can’t read that sorry stars

🐙 starrysulu

</3

🍓 superslice

you will never be Impala67

🐙 starrysulu

who fucking CARES impala67 is a plagiarizer who fetishizes gay people

🍓 superslice

i accept the plagiarism accusations look kinda damning but i STAND BY the fact that he’s working through things and we should let him do that plus he writes k/s so beautifully i REALLY


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don’t think it’s fetishization. the person who all but called him a predator is INSANE sorry

🐙 starrysulu

like the issue isn’t his stories it’s like what doesn’t he just SAY they were inspired by supernatural? this is fanfiction dude it’s okay to admit you got ur ideas from someone else lmao

i mean if he really is a straight man I think it was hella inappropriate of him to do that sailor moon fic like i don’t care what u say it was gross and fetishizing

but no one knows if it’s him or not so like innocent until proven guilty i guess


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🍓 superslice

okay i get what you’re saying like his fic “what is and what can never be” vs. “what is and what should never be” with the djinn is SO blatant he should have tagged it as fusion or acknowledged it but also he’s has the impala67 handle since long before the books were published and MYMU which people say is a straight up ripoff of john’s revenge in the books was published BEFORE the books. actually now that I think about it WIASCNB was published slightly before edlund’s book so this entire argument falls apart. only semi-joking hot take edlund is plagiarizing IMP

also didn’t YOU say there was no way he wrote the sailor moon fic?

🐙 starrysulu

its been over a year i can change my mind!!


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🦦 omegakirk

are you guys discoursing without me

🐙 starrysulu

wait wait wait i think slice is onto something carver edlund IS a pen name and he’s never been seen in public... is IMP carver edlund???

🍓 superslice

re: sailor moon i’m still up in the air about if i think he wrote them or not but also i’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he’s grown since then like i’m not dismissing the fetishization but. it was literally like FIFTEEN years ago and he wrote it when he was a TEENAGER (they were all published shortly after his kirk/oc stuff so i’m extrapolating, assuming it is him)


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🦦 omegakirk

PLEASE imp’s writing is way better :// you think the man who wrote hooker!fic would also write something like route 666?

🐙 starrysulu

it’s literally like. this is a fandom space for by and ABOUT queer people im sorry but I DO think we should be more critical of straight people who want to join

🍓 superslice

and like. if he really DID write the sailor moon stuff that kinda could explain all he weird busty asian beauties stuff in the books...like yikes but again, all that in the books was like. 10 years ago


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🐙 starrysulu

i mean he did write kirk/cardboard cutout for YEARS so anythings possible

🍓 superslice

ugh you’re right there’s no way they’re the same writer so i’m back to edlund is plagiarizing imp...also stars like i get it but that’s some serious gatekeeping like straight people CAN write fic too if they do it tastefully which i think he largely does, schrodinger’s sailor moon fic notwithstanding

🐙 starrysulu

i really don’t think we should be excusing fandom racism no matter HOW long ago it was

im an imp is edlund truther i think he’s a much worse/ more problematic writer than most people in this fandom want to admit


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he’s IMPROVED while edlund is still churning out the same content every other book and only caring about his two annoying macho men characters who would rather fight demons than go to therapy ://

🍓 superslice

no you’re right stars i just mean like. i think it’s possible to criticize that while also recognizing that his current stuff is like. GOD TIER fic

like. imp moved past his very evident male power fantasies in his earlier fics while edlund has CLEARLY not

also stars elaborate? besides the sailor moon stuff (which we don’t know is him) and his old cardboard cutout women he wrote when he was 17


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true about the racism imp should apologize for this one :// i sent him a message about it once but he never replied

🍓 superslice

omg he never replied?????? yikes.............

🦦 omegakirk

i mean he seems like a busy guy!! remember that like year long break he took a while ago? maybe he just didn’t see it

🍓 superslice

like at least own up to this stuff like he’s said multiple times his old fics are kinda shitty but like admit they’re problematic too... (still love MYMU tho fa;lskdjgklg)


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oh yea true i forgot about that thank god he came back idk what i’d do without the borg fic LMAO

🐙 starrysulu

okay honestly i think that a lot of his more recent stuff has been like SUPER myopic and depressing like every time he updates im just like fic is not therapy and tbh i’ll say it i DO think hooker!fic is overrated

like it’s good but i don’t know its so bleak like wheres the hope? has this dude EVER written a happy ending?

gay people DESERVE that it’s just another straight person who can’t see a happy ending for gay men and im tired of it

i dunno about him being too busy to pm you


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back OK he seems to reply to like every single comment and he gets hundreds on every fic

🍓 superslice

oh god don’t say that out loud ppl will KILL YOU lmaoo like. i think people overhype ANY fandom classic fic but it IS really well written and the bathroom scene hits EVERY time. but you’re right about the endings he hasn’t had a TRULY happy ending since... well, the hooker fic lkajsdflkj. his stuff has been bleak lately but it’s still really well-done so

oh wait that was a really good point i didn’t think about it that way. he’s written hopeful endings before tho!!! ugh idk i do hope he writes happier


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stuff soon-- he’d BETTER give From Perdition a happy ending if he ever updates it again smh

also really??? i never get replies on my comments i only get replies when i’m brave enough to DM ugh

🐙 starrysulu

ik ik a;lskdfjaslfkj it’s my fandom hot take i mean it is good its just not my fav???

ohhh no i checked you guys are right i was thinking of georgietakeismh

okay from perdition is like the one fic of his that makes me think that maybe MAYBE he deserves his fandom rep

 

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ok my fandom hot take that would get me killed is that sam is an overrated character like he was in ONE episode why does imp put him in every god damn fic????? peter (his OC from “slide through my hands”) is way more interesting tbh

🦦 omegakirk

no no peter is another one hit wonder he really is sam’s son he shows up in literally one scene in one ep

🐙 starrysulu

oh yeah i remember that OK, and he’s in like a deleted scene or something.

if FP ends with like ... spock confessing his love and then immediately dying for jim or something ASININELY dumb like that i’ll deny ever praising it tho

 

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🍓 superslice

omg i LOVE georgietakei the ONLY one i trust with uhura

🦦 omegakirk

Wait is georgietakei the same as George Takei?

🍓 superslice

akskfnsjksk yeah she’s georgietakei on LJ

🦦 omegakirk

oh yeah all of her stuff is so good. honestly i DO like imp but i think georgie should be more popular :// even a fandom full of women hates women i guess

🍓 superslice

WE’LL GET YOU TO BE AN IMP STAN EVENTUALLY ASLKLFJKF oh god don’t

 

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even say that about the ending imp would never do that to us...although based on his other stuff recently maybe he would!

🐙 starrysulu

also about sam literally asl;kdfjaslfkj fucking what??? like half his fics have this random ONE EPISODE CHARACTER who is basically an imp oc at this point??? like his sam isn’t even really based off canon sam that’s a HUGE pet peeve of mine

that’s exactly what im afraid of he’s gonna like kill spock off then endgame jim with some woman or end it without jim ever telling spock how he feels for that stupid straight plausible deniability or “gay tragedy” or whatever he’s wacking off to this yr

 

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🍓 superslice

no OK you’re right like. she’s tied with imp for my FAVORITE writer in maybe any fandom i’m sad she only writes uhura mainly bc i’d LOVE to see what she does with other characters. her spock in the tv alternate universe spinoff she wrote????? SO good

🦦 omegakirk

if you hate oc’s that’s your problem not imp’s problem :// sam COULD be a full oc i would still read imp’s works

🐙 starrysulu

GEORGIETAKEI FOR PRESIDENT OF THE GALAXY

🍓 superslice

BUT NOW WE’VE SAID IT STARS!!!! PETER>>>>SAM

 

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🐙 starrysulu

BUT NOW WE’VE SAID IT wow imp actually using characters from the star trek extended universe instead of his one whiny oc ?? might just make me a stan

🍓 superslice

i DON’T hate OCs that’s the thing. every oc imp makes is sooooo good and fleshed out so why make such a fuss over an actual canon character it doesn’t make sense to me

🐙 starrysulu

YEAH also sam sucks he’s like his own mary sue but he’s a brat and he never even appreciates what jim does???

i mean sometimes it seems like even IMP hates sam

 

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🍓 superslice

that might be a little harsh i think we DO get glimpses of his internal life i just. don’t find it compelling bc every fic they seem to have the same dynamic/issues over and over. that’s why the introduction of peter was so interesting it was the same dynamic but a little left of center and with DIFFERENT but equally compelling baggage

🦦 omegakirk

not everything is a 50k coffeeshop au if imp wants to write complicated characters and relationships then that’s FINE it doesn’t necessarily reflect how he feels about the character

 

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🐙 starrysulu

but also sam usually gets some sort of happy ending?? and jim never/rarely does (unless in his porn fics asl;dkfajslfjk then he gets a big happy ending)?? but its never rlly earned and its also usually hella disconnected from the jim story so im just like dude what r u doing here with sam WHY is he in every fic

actually OK i would love to see how imp write a 50k coffee shop au im so curious to see how he’d inject balls to the wall trauma into that genre

🍓 superslice

i agree but like. mix it up! the sam&kirk dynamic is always the same idk man...........

 

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he writes some fun/fluff stuff but i feel like it’s always about bones lfjasdkf like he doesn’t think kirk deserves to be happy or have a day off

🐙 starrysulu

oh i DID actually like his bones deserves appreciation fic

ugh fuck u guys ur making me like imp :/

im going to have to go back on a decade of hate reading a;ldskfjaslfkj

🦦 omegakirk

YES join us stars

🍓 superslice

yesssssss join us!!!!!!!

also. like georgietakei is like his BEST friend and i trust her so much so he cannot be that bad.........

 

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🐙 starrysulu

i’ll move myself to imp tolerant for now

yeah this is the one flaw that georgietakei has

🍓 superslice

ok wait left turn but has anyone read his dr sexy fics..... 👀

NOT THE POINT I WAS TRYING TO MAKE SMH;LKASDJF

🐙 starrysulu

after what he did with women in star trek? no

🍓 superslice

i wasn’t gonna read them but then i thought fuck it i’d read ANYTHING he writes and it was lowkey so

 

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good...i’ve never even seen the show

NO HIS DR. KARMA IS SOOOO GOOD

I SWEAR

🦦 omegakirk

ugh i tried but they just didn’t vibe with me even with imp’s writing :((

like...not to truth about imp but isn’t a man watching dr sexy kinda...y’know...

🍓 superslice

WHAT I’M SAYINGGGGGGG

alright well forget you guys STAN IMP’S DR SEXY FICS. the one where dr karma has like. healing powers was honestly so good fr


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🐙 starrysulu

please OK it’s like the modern day baywatch i bet he watches it for the hot boobs and wouldn’t even be able to explain why dr sexy wears his cowboy boots

🦦 omegakirk

one of his fics is literally TITLED after the cowboy boots don’t say anything if ur not even gonna do ur research

🐙 starrysulu

whatever i don’t have time to go thru his entire archive i may not love the man but even ill admit dude is prolific something is badly wrong with his irl for SURE

 

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🍓 superslice

yes OK i was just abt to say this he has an ENTIRE fic about why the boots are so sexy that’s like. not explicitly gay but comes off pretty gay flasgljafkdgkgk

oh no his rl is def fucked up for sure

🐙 starrysulu

a;lsdjfalfkj u guys are gonna get fandom cancelled AGAIN for [gunshots] truthing about imp

🦦 omegakirk

maybe the dude is just creative??? like looking at his fics there’s no way ALL THIS stuff has happened to him in some way or another that would be some kind of cosmic joke

 

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🐙 starrysulu

also like he DOES identify as straight so if he doesn’t want to stand w pride w this community i dont want to give him the representation points yk? like everyone is on their own identity journey but im not about to give a cis white man points for something he hasn’t/isn’t AND it doesn’t mean that his dedication to unhappy endings doesn’t harm queer people who see that he’s like the BIGGEST author of the BIGGEST slash pairing you know?

🍓 superslice

it’s all sci fi OBV it didn’t all happen to him but dude clearly has some sort of daddy issues

 

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🐙 starrysulu

srry i know the truthing stuff is mostly a joke (even if people take it too far) but who would i be if i wasn’t buzzkilling fandom jokes L O L

lmao someone should dm him you know fic isn’t therapy right

🍓 superslice

ok yea i will respect how he identifies sorry but also he told keepontrekkin (rip you will be missed we’re tf did they go???) that in 2009 so who knows what is going on since then lord knows i didn’t know i was gay in 2009 asdjkfjlk. also wait do we know for sure he’s white? i mean prob but has he said that?

 

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but yea agree about the unhappy ending being harmful sometimes but there IS other happy fic out there for ppl to read idk maybe i’m bending over backwards but i just love his fic

🐙 starrysulu

true true i think i’m just a hater because i think he’s overhyped like he’s good but not THAT good

also yeah rip to keepontrekkin

🍓 superslice

someone SHOULD a;sldkfkadf i would DIE

basically my take is i DO acknowledge like why his fics can be problematic but i’ll still read every single one LMAO

 

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🐙 starrysulu

ur one flaw :/

🍓 superslice

and it’s not like he’s trying to be like a voice for the queer community or inserting himself into that space outside of his fic like trekkin told me imp literally said it would be gauche of him to participate bc he’s straight so like at least he knows his lane ya know?

🐙 starrysulu

oh imp said that?

that’s actually pretty cool of him

damnit slice STOP making me into an imp apologist


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🍓 superslice

that’s what trekkin told me!! so like respect for that and like again he has the georgietakei vote so i’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt ESP if he’s telling the truth abt the sailor moon fic not being his. the world will never know

🐙 starrysulu

you know what? georgietakei’s stance on schrodinger’s sailor moon fic is DEAFENING

if she said he didn’t write it id believe her

🍓 superslice

god and she’s prob be the only one who would know for sure......................talk about keys to the kingdom


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🐙 starrysulu

i mean tho obvi imo he did write it he’s just embarrassed bc its bad and super problematic a;lkfslakfj its pretty similar to his early kirk/sexy lamp fic around that time

🦦 omegakirk

guys i have a plan what if I flirt with georgie for intel (DEF not any other reason)

🐙 starrysulu

XD

150k, identity porn, enemies to lovers DO IT!!

🍓 superslice

yea honestly the simplest answer is usually the right one. like he wasn’t even

 

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guys i have a plan what if I flirt with georgie for intel (DEF not any other reason)

🐙 starrysulu

XD

150k, identity porn, enemies to lovers DO IT!!

🍓 superslice

yea honestly the simplest answer is usually the right one. like he wasn’t even going to transfer his OFC fics over to ff he only did bc of a request so . clearly he’s trying to leave that whole era behind

now THIS is the longfic with a happy ending imp needs to write

🦦 omegakirk

XD

Chapter 8

Summary:

In which s7 Cas is diagnosed Reboot Spock (derogatory).

Notes:

This took like a month and a half so hopefully the next chapter has a quicker turnaround. I’m excited for the s8 chapters, so hopefully I can get the DMs out soon. Thank you all so much for your patience! Hope you enjoy!

Chapter Text

Of All the Gin Joints by Impala67

📜 Movies >> Star Trek: 2009 Rated: M, English, General, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 51k+, Favs: 1k+, Follows: 2k+, Published: October 13, 2012, Updated: March 15, 2013

 

Title: Of All the Gin Joints

Author: Impala67

Movie: Star Trek 2009

Rating: M

Summary: “One second, Cupcake’s punching his lights out, and the next, all he can see is a pale face peering down at him, sharply framed by dark hair and a halo from the bar lights.” It’s Spock, rather than Uhura, who Jim first meets in the bar in Iowa. It changes some things, but not as much as you might think.

 

A/N: Not sure how long this one’s gonna be. I’m laid up with a broken leg for another two weeks at least, so I got all the time in the world to figure it out. Good thing I can write to distract myself or I’d be chewing up the walls right now. That’s right, even Gene Roddenberry breaks his leg sometimes.

 

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Guest

your pike is soooo funny i love him



CindyLouWho

Omg people are terminally dumb this is OBVIOUSLY not From Perdition knockoff fic it is fully its own thing they’re just reboot haters

 

Guest

Come ON dude just update FP already!!!

 

NotoriousBFG

Woah dude, your strange amalgamation of TOS and Reboot characterizations are kind of a head trip, but they’re really interesting! Because so much of Jim’s life has been affected by the change, but up until this point Spock’s really hasn’t. So if they had time to develop a relationship before the events of the movie, like they did in TOS, how would it look the same and different from TOS? Really cool stuff

 

TheFonz

Look I CANNOT get into another WIP from you but it is TOO LATE I’ve already been sucked in

 

Guest

“You pulled me out of there.” “That’s true.” Jim squints at him. It’s hard to see him when his face is so close. “Why?” “It was clear to me that you did not initiate the altercation.” “Could you maybe back up a little?” He steps back smoothly. “I only wanted to ascertain the extent of your injuries.” “Yes, well, humans ask first.” This exchange is SO THEM omg

 

Guest

Why are you writing knockoff From Perdition fic instead of just updating From Perdition??? That said this is good so far.

 

Detective Pinkerton

Damn dude sorry about your leg! Looks like this is fixing to be another good one!

 

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Light as a Feather by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Drama, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Words: 6k+, Favs: 417, Follows: 412, Published: November 4, 2012

 

Title: Light as a Feather

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: While exploring a planet where several travelers have gone missing, Jim and Bones are trapped by a powerful telepathic being that has appointed itself this planet’s judge, jury, and executioner.

 

A/N: Cast is OFF, thank fuck for that. Everyone who was concerned, thanks but it was fine, just a work-related accident. Anyway this fic is back to my tried and true single-episode format. It’s meant to read like an actual Trek episode. Because I’m Gene Roddenberry, and I know what my strengths are. Everything here belongs to me.

 

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CaptainObvious

The premise of this is so delicious! Perfect vehicle for angst. The idea of the trial is brilliant, and the twist about it being Jim technically putting himself on trial by proxy—wow. And it’s really interesting how all the rest of Jim’s self-doubts stem from this one incident on Tarsus. Like, when you kill for the first time when you’re twelve, how can you ever be sure that anyone’s death you cause in the future is truly justified and not just your perceptions being warped by that early experience? Your fics are often gutwrenching or terrifying or hilarious, but what’s so rare about them and makes them stand out is the way they make you think!

 

Guest

They were starving and her kid was dying like I see why Jim killed her but I can also see why he regrets it.

 

SamFrodo4ever

Oh my GOD yeah Jim was right to kill her she was a fucking cannibal she was KILLING people. I wouldn’t regret it if i was him and honestly he shouldn’t either

 

BumbleBee83

Oh shiiiit when it becomes clear that he’s being judged based not on the things Jim has done but how he *feels* about the things he’s done... oof. Because even though he was justified, he still feels like he should have been able to do something different :/

 

Guest

WOW this is really good. The pacing is perfect, and OH, the SUSPENSE.

 

bibibirdie

As always, you do the most interesting things with Tarsus IV. The way he internalized his trauma is so realistic and so fucking sad. The way he knows that all the other transgressions brought up at the trial were either necessary or not his fault, but he can never be sure about this one. And he’s not sure how much that one thing affected everything else he’s ever done since.

 

Frigidaire

VERY interesting premise and I love the way Bones knows about all the other things and can kind of prove to Jim that he doesn’t deserve to be punished for them, but this is the one thing he doesn’t know about and it’s the one Jim truly believes is punishable.

 

Pollywog

Look I KNOW this has serious and interesting themes but “you’re a doctor, not a lawyer!” killed me. Jim, you stole his line!

 

George Takei

Oh my GOD Imp even your vague references to Tarsus IV are enough to knock me on my ass. This was really good. You know I love your Bones. Also of course it feels like a real trek ep he’s Gene Roddenberry vvvvv

 

TribbleThreat

Wow wow wow, how does this feel EXACTLY like an actual Trek ep???? You captured the feeling of their all-powerful-being-causes-problems storylines to a T, those are some of my favorites.

 

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A Doctor, Not a Therapist by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Humor, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Words: 3k+, Favs: 401, Follows: 384, Published: November 17, 2012

 

Title: A Doctor, Not a Therapist

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: The Enterprise races to the aid of a Federation planet being rocked by a statistically improbable series of natural disasters. They investigate the situation, only to find that the storms, earthquakes, and eruptions are all just collateral damage in the petty couples’ disputes of two very powerful cosmic beings. Unable to stop them through any other means, Jim and Bones turn to something less conventional, that’s not exactly in their wheelhouse: marriage counseling.

 

A/N: Have you ever known one of those couples who make their problems everyone else’s problems? Yeah. They still exist in the 24th century. I’m Gene Roddenberry, etc.

 

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Guest

This was HILARIOUS omg

 

StartTrekking

I don’t know where or how you come up with these gems but, as always, you are so good at coming up with out of the box things that would fit perfectly into trek canon

 

Kal-El

This was a great contrast to your last fic. Kind of similar premise, opposite vibe. You write really good cosmic beings that have these crazy powers but are also just interesting characters

 

Fruitloop

Two in a row that feel like they could be real trek eps. HOW do you do it?

 

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Guest

Seriously? Another update here but STILL no new FP chapter?

 

NataliaRomanova

I love how Spock is just. So perplexed by Jim.

 

BeamMeUp

I absolutely ADORE how you develop Spock and Jim’s relationship in this chapter. It feels so much closer to TOS characterization, but it still has that slightly edgier feel from Kirk’s personality being affected by his experiences. I think the 2009 movie went very Action Hero with his character, so it’s nice to see that scaled back while still being true to the trauma he’s been through that his TOS counterpart never had to experience. I can’t wait to see how having known each other for years changes the events of reboot canon once you get to that time period.

 

Guest

I am FROTHING AT THE MOUTH, how is this so good?? Really love how you fuse tos and aos canons

 

Guest

Awesome chapter! Thanks for updating!

 

TrueBlue

Ahhhhh this fic is so good I love it so much

 

QWERTYgirl

I love your Spock and your Jim! I can’t believe this is your first reboot fic, but your Original Series characters are so good so I shouldn’t even be surprised

 

Benevolent Overlord

Ugh Kirk and Spock playing 3D chess is so close to my heart <3

 

Guest

This is good don’t get me wrong but WHERE is the new chap of from perdition???

 

LesbianJeanGrey

Oh I adore this. It’s so lovely because in neither the 2009 film nor the original series do you get to see them actually getting to know each other and becoming friends, but here it builds slowly and it’s so fun to see! Can’t wait for more, thank you so much for writing.

 

PizzaMan

Great chapter, really enjoying this!

 

HowTheMightyFall

This is so much better than the actual movie

 

Guest

Bravo! Def worth the wait

 

WanderingPsychic

You really have such a good read on these characters. Your characterization makes so much more sense than the movie characterization did if it actually wants to be the same exact characters from an alternate universe. Good stuff.

 

TickyTickyTembo

AHHHHHHH I love it!!!

 

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Gamma Shift by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, General, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Words: 5k+, Favs: 437, Follows: 409, Published: November 23, 2012

 

Title: Gamma Shift

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: After an experimental treatment intended to restore the faces of burn victims goes missing from an Earth laboratory, Kirk and McCoy become wanted by the Federation for a string of crimes they didn’t commit.

 

A/N: Gen. If that’s not your speed then turn back now. This is such a stupid fucking premise, so take that as a warning too.

 

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MadamBovarysOvaries

You’ve written a few stories about shapeshifting aliens, so the stolen medical tech angle was an interesting way to keep things fresh.

 

questionablyevil

whoa dude way different than your normal stuff! suuper funny tho you should try writing humor more often. the part where there's two bones arguing with each other? priceless!

 

Guest

LOVE the pun title 10/10

 

clytemnestra

I love on-trial-for-misunderstandings fic! All this one’s missing is a fake marriage for legal reasons ;)

 

RoyalPain

the way they get arrested when the guys wearing their faces are RIGHT THERE kanfjsnsnjdjsjs

 

fish are friends

I love love love how you had them leave the enterprise and travel around incognito! The little details about their new ride had me rolling with laughter

 

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Here Comes the Bride by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Humor, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Words: 4k+, Favs: 398, Follows: 315, Published: December 19, 2012

 

Title: Here Comes the Bride

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: While McCoy is on shore leave, Jim gets a message informing him that Bones doesn’t plan on returning to the enterprise. Why? He’s getting married.

 

A/N: Fake marriage fic, and not the fun kind. This fic involves some serious consent issues, though it’s not caused by any of the Enterprise crew members. If you want more info DM me, just don’t be fucking weird about it. You don’t wanna get on Gene Roddenberry’s bad side.

 

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Dread Pirate Roberts

Is it horrible for me to say this was hilarious and made me laugh out loud?

 

Guest

Oh this is an interesting reversal of the accidental marriage trope

 

Guest

Oh my god this girl is legitimately crazy wtf

 

fleabitten

Love a good old-fashioned love potion fic

 

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CharmanderChar

Your writing is always so good! Love the characterization, and all the emotions here feel so earned because of how you set up their relationship

 

Guest

Oh MAN this was good. Can’t wait for more!

 

acaseofyou

Oh, such delicious angst. In the movie it was kind of annoying how smug Kirk was that he had kicked Spock while he was down in order to get the captaincy. This is much more compelling, how he’s guilty and conflicted about it even though he knows it was something that had to be done. It’s lonely at the top! You have to do things you don’t like to be a good leader! But as soon as you don’t feel the weight of those decisions, you don’t deserve command.

 

Guest

Yeah your a/n is right, this chapter was REALLY long. Luckily it was also SO worth it

 

George Takei

Oh Imp you are AT IT AGAIN. Such good stuff here. I love how much more nuanced this is than in canon because of the relationship you built up so carefully in the last couple chapters. It’s really heartbreaking, and you really get a sense of how hard it was for Jim.

 

Kirk to Enterprise

It makes me crazzzzzy how little actually changed and yet how much more impactful this was than in the movie! They totally should have done it like this, this was such a brilliant idea. The emotional gut punch is SO much better when Jim genuinely cares about Spock and hates having to do this to him. God.

 

SpookyOoky

Great chapter!

 

Lyre

GOD when Jim gets back into the ship and makes Spock admit to his own emotional compromise... the fact that they know each other and are friends makes this even more devastating. And it costs Jim so much to do it, but he knows it’s what he has to do

 

Guest

Spock’s god complex here is soooo annoying

 

TheLastSamurai

The way Jim really believes that Spock will side with him until the moment he has him removed from the bridge, ouch!

 

OgresAreLikeOnions

Oh my gosh, the marooning hits so much harder when it’s not only a setback but a betrayal. Like, they’re friends, and Spock basically shot Jim out of an airlock! And just because Jim disagreed on his course of action...

 

Guest

Ugh, why can’t Spock see that Jim is right?? Rendezvousing is clearly just a waste of time, you’d think after Jim explained it to him he’d at least listen. That’s your friend!!!

 

ForElise

Spock choosing his own stubbornness over his friend... ugh. Couldn’t he have just confined Jim to quarters?

 

Guest

Oh this is SO good wow

 

Guest

Noooooo!!!

 

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Clouds the Eye by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Drama, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Words: 8k+, Favs: 527, Follows: 523, Published: March 3, 2013

 

Title: Clouds the Eye

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: Jim’s growing obsession with his mission to destroy the dikironium cloud creature is starting to take its toll. So much so that he misses the people right in front of him who need his help.

 

A/N: Canon complaint, a look into Kirk’s thoughts during Obsession. Includes some missing scenes and some canon dialogue. Deals with a sentient murderous cloud, but in a serious way. If you didn’t like Obsession you might want to skip this one since it follows canon pretty closely. Actually, since I’m Gene Roddenberry, everything here is completely canon.

 

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FitnessFreak

It was so interesting to get to see into Jim’s thoughts while this episode was going on. Really interesting take on his motivations.

 

Guest

omg this is really good, I’m gonna go read all your other stuff now

 

FlamingSword

Oh I LOVE the conversation Jim has with the little girl that starts to make him really examine what he’s doing and why he’s doing it. Your fics’ kid characters are always so realistic

 

FoolsFate

I always love your interpretation of Kirk and how he makes decisions based on his past experiences. You really get him and how he’s so often acting out of a place of trauma. Really compelling fic.

 

George Takei

Every one of your fics knocks me out! Love your characterization here. This has the same kind of feel to it as some of your Tarsus fics, which is so interesting to me. You really cut to the core of his character in a way I’m not sure any other writer in the fandom quite manages. Love you

 

Guest

Amazing as always!

 

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Moonshine by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, General, J. Kirk, Words: 4k+, Favs: 312, Follows: 318, Published: March 8, 2013

 

Title: Moonshine

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: When Jim finds himself in 1944 following a transporter accident, he is promptly arrested. His arresting officer? None other than Elliot Ness.

 

A/N: This is so self-indulgent. If that bothers you, don’t read I guess. Even Gene Roddenberry needs to treat himself sometimes.

 

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Guest

Love this concept! So fun!

 

FallingWater

Oh, this is great! You can tell you did some research into this, you really get a sense of the time period

 

Guest

All of your fics are so great

 

starrysulu

you know the actual elliot ness refused to carry a gun, right? "self-indulgence" isn't really a great excuse to write what amounts to propoganda for the (WILDLY INACCURATE i might say) film the untouchables which literally served to glorify police brutality violence and institutional corruption actively undermining the type of anti-racist anti-violence community building policing that elliot ness was actually trying to build... with this sort of ignorant glorification of police brutality and abuse i guess we should be glad you're not writing "the wire" crossover fic

 

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Legacy by Impala67

📜 Movies >> Star Trek III: The Search for Spock Rated: T, English, Angst, J. Kirk, D. Marcus, Words: 5k+, Favs: 460, Follows: 452, Published: March 11, 2013

 

Title: Legacy

Author: Impala67

Movie: Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

Rating: T

Summary: How do you grieve a child you never really knew?

 

A/N: This one has some really heavy themes. Child death and a parent mourning that, and the ambiguity of the feelings there when the parent and kid didn’t have much of a relationship. Maybe don’t read this if you’re sensitive to that.

 

💬 for Legacy

 

The Iceman Cometh

Oh it’s been a while since you’ve written a kid fic. Good to know distance hasn’t made me immune. Your fics about parenthood never fail to make me cry.

 

Guest

Oh wow, this one was painful. Bravo

 

VerityMae

My heart is BROKEN! So I guess you did what you set out to do.

 

2BabyBlues

Oh god. You perfectly capture that feeling of knowing you SHOULD be mourning someone and you ARE but then also thinking that maybe you have no right to because the true grief is for people who really knew them—the turmoil of that and the way it all gets muddled is so perfectly rendered here.

 

Guest

Dude how have you literally had all of these parenthood experiences there’s literally no other way you could have written them this well, your life must be like a fucking soap opera. Pouring one out for you bro

 

FailingLight

David is such a boring noncharacter in the movies, but I’m OBSESSED with your version of him omg

 

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💬
for Of All the Gin Joints


FrolickingFool

HOLY SHIT. I can’t believe you killed him. You fucking killed Spock. I thought this was the better timeline but now he’s DEAD, FUCK. Worst timeline! Worst timeline!

 

omegakirk

i won’t lie to you, this one was kind of a hard read, but in the BEST way. God, there were times when I just wanted to scream at jim...girl that’s your FRIEND! You could be a LITTLE more understanding! The complexities of their relationship and the morally dubious actions they BOTH take are so interesting. I hate to say it, but I’m not a fan of the ending...completely respect what you were going for but it would have been so interesting to see them try to work everything out and repair their relationship. Sorry about the broken leg king

 

ZorroMask

Oh god this was a perfect ending but I wish it wasn’t! Ugh! He died to save the world from a problem his counterpart helped create. God. He lost so much because of a mistake, and the other Spock only made the mistake because he was trying to help! I hate you

 

Flying Monkey

okay so like this killed me. hope you’re happy, murderer

 

Guest

WHAT. THE. FUCKKKKK.

 

BonnieLass

Oh wow. That was a bold choice for the ending. Jim’s grief is played so well, and I love how all of the build up you did for their relationship maximizes the payoff here. If they’d had the same relationship they had in canon, this ending wouldn’t have nearly the impact it does. All I can say is that this whole fic is masterful, thanks so much for writing it. Definitely going in my favorites

 

Halogen

I’m calling it. Best new trek fic on this website, hands down.

 

Guest

YOU DIDN’T EVEN LET THEM KISS YOU BASTARD!!!!

 

CanisMajoris

The fact that they will never play 3D chess again is literally so heartbreaking. The fact that they’ll never get to be what they were in TOS :(((((((

 

Guest

Where is my Jim/Spock Prime sequel, chop chop

 

BFF Brittana

was not expecting this ending and I hate it thanks

 

StarWays

AORNWISJWJSJANSNDNDNSN. I have nothing coherent to say

 

Guest

This was truly evil

 

Kirklover1230

IMP I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. I can’t believe it’s over and you ended it like THAT. I don’t think I’ll ever recover. So well written I almost forgot it was AOS

 

Guest

Hey, do you think you could go warn for MCD or something? don’t want others to be caught off guard like I was.

 

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Fear Itself by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Horror, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Words: 6k+, Favs: 476, Follows: 481, Published: March 19, 2013

 

Title: Fear Itself

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: The crew of the Enterprise beams down onto the surface of a planet where all of their worst fears come to life. Literally.

 

A/N: No, I did not steal this idea from the Bogarts in Harry Potter. Amazingly, not every single idea in those books is something the author made up out of nothing. And most of the stuff I come up with for fics comes from somewhere, too. That’s kind of how writing works. You might have noticed all the characters in this come from a tv show. But good thing no one’s gonna accuse me, Gene Roddenberry, of cribbing off my own work.

 

💬 for Fear Itself

 

Guest

You manage to take a tired trope here and make it fun. Idk if I’d call it groundbreaking or anything, but I had such a good time reading it.

 

FoxyMama

Another great fic from my favourite writer

 

ArkhamAsylum

Your horror stories are my absolute favorites. I love all your work, but horror is where your skills really shine. I never fail to get a shiver down my spine

 

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Repo! by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: M, English, Horror, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Words: 6k+, Favs: 515, Follows: 488, Published: March 26, 2013

 

Title: Repo!

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: M

Summary: Jim is worried when a new crop of murders occurs on Elios XI that bears striking resemblance to the murders carried out by a being once known as Jack the Ripper. Having thought the being destroyed, he travels to see the last man it ever possessed, hoping to gain information about how it might have survived.

 

A/N: Another horror fic for those of you who liked the last one. Basically the premise is that the Enterprise Crew runs into the being from Wolf in the Fold once again. It’s not a direct sequel, since it happens toward the end of their five year mission, but you need to be familiar with that episode to really understand it. I’m Gene Roddenberry, so I know what I’m talking about.

 

💬 for Repo!

 

George Takei

Always love it when you return to your roots. I remember when your entire rep came from being THE horror writer for the Star Trek fandom. And when you write a horror fic, I remember why. I love how this one takes an entity from the actual show and really leans into the horror aspect of it. Like, Redjac IS a terrifying concept, and you set the story up to show just how horrifying it can be. I love the psychological horror of it, that you could get so warped from having this entity inside you that you become dependent on it. Really chilling

 

Guest

Wow. Guess I’m not sleeping tonight

 

FairyGodfather

Oh my god that PLOT TWIST. You really do think Redjac is doing it up until the reveal

 

LittleBoPeep

Oh I love the Redjec episode! Its one of the more misogynistic eps yeah, but it’s so fucking funny how they have that unbeatable lie detector. Anyway, this was great! Love the callbacks to that episode and how you turned what was actually pretty funny and ridiculous into something legitimately frightening.

 

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Emmanuel by Impala67

📜 Movies >> Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Rated: T, English, Angst, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 8k+, Favs: 1k+, Follows: 981, Published: April 5, 2013

 

Title: Emmanuel

Author: Impala67

Movie: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Rating: T

Summary: When Spock’s katra is returned to his body, Jim is hoping they’ll be able to talk about what Spock said right before his death. T’hy’la can mean many things, but the ghost of psychic connection between their hands, even through the transparent aluminum—as well as the intimacy of the gesture itself, in the Vulcan custom—was enough to make Jim think maybe he’d meant something more. But when Spock wakes up, he doesn’t remember anything.

 

A/N: This fic takes place pre-Voyage Home, right after they get Spock back. I guess that means you can look forward to STIV as the happy ending, since this story doesn’t have one. As always, I’m Gene Roddenberry, so everything in this story is 100% canon.

 

💬 for Emmanuel

 

Guest

You are obsessed with Spock’s katra. No one cares. Please just update from perdition already.

 

AmuseBouche

Love a good scientifically improbable amnesia fic! These are literally the backbone of fandom. I like how you departed from the trope and gave it an angsty ending. Sometimes it’s good to have curing the amnesia not automatically fix everything else. Like, the amnesia is gone, but nothing else has really changed

 

HaleysCometWaved

OH MY GOD JIM JUST CONFESS YOUR FEELINGS!!! Why does Spock have to do everything in this relationship smh

 

Guest

Love the angst. I feel like your skills in this department are underappreciated

 

MiaFlaherty

Oh no my heart! It’s so sad how Jim stays silent even when Spock gets his memories back because he doesn’t want to ruin that friendship. It’s not unrequited, but Jim will never know that, and the missed connection there is even more devastating because they’re so close, and you know they could get together if only Jim said something, but he won’t. Ugh!

 

MerryNPippin

The J Alfred Prufrock vibes here are killing me

 

George Takei

Have I told you lately that I hate you? This is so sad!

 

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Slaughterhouse IX by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, General, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Words: 8k+, Favs: 403, Follows: 399, Published: May 3, 2013

 

Title: Slaughterhouse IX

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: A group of Federation refugees fleeing the destruction of their solar system have been graciously invited to live on the planet Caedes IX in a nearby star system. The Enterprise transported them there six months ago, and now they have been instructed to return in order to check on the settlement progress. Everything appears to be going well, but the natives seem just a little bit too conscientious. When the away team becomes strangely passive after eating some of the food being grown on the planet, the crew begins to worry that something more sinister might be going on. They seek the help of a brilliant scientist amongst the refugees, hoping she can dig a little deeper into the seemingly idyllic relocation effort and find any ulterior motive that might be lurking. But it turns out, she might not be exactly who she says she is.

 

A/N: Basically this fic is what would have happened if “To Serve Man” was a Trek ep instead of a Twilight Zone ep.

 

💬 for Slaughterhouse IX

 

fruitybythefoot

I hate you for making this funny and then that abrupt turn to horror—it really knocked me out

 

superslice

IMPALA DOES IT AGAIN!!! You capture the episodic feel of ST so well—this is such an interesting adventure for the crew! And so FUNNY—is it bad that I almost wanted Kirk to stay drugged up on Caedes food forever??

 

PurplePowerRanger

I love the twilight zone ep this is based off, and I think you did such a good job adapting it into the Trek world! It really feels like a perfect marriage of the two, with the creepiness of tz and the humor/adventure of tos.

 

George Takei

You know I always love your female characters when you’re not positioning them as Kirk’s love interests, and this is no exception! I love Callista and her smarts and her sunny yet take-no-shit attitude. And the actual premise is so good, I love the idea of adapting a twilight zone episode

 

Guest

This was really good! I like your oc, which is a lot coming from me, because most of the time I can’t stand them!

 

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Almost There by Impala67

📜 Movies >> Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Rated: T, English, Angst, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 7k+, Favs: 879, Follows: 903, Published: May 13, 2013

 

Title: Almost There

Author: Impala67

Movie: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Rating: T

Summary: Spock may have his memories back, but he’s still not quite himself.

 

A/N: This fic is a sequel to another fic of mine, Emmanuel, and it takes place between that story and the start of Voyage Home. It can be read by itself, but they kind of go together. You can definitely still understand this even if you haven’t read that one, though. Probably don’t read this if you were upset about the ending of the other one. It’s not really the happy ending you’re looking for, though STIV happens directly after, so you could watch that right after reading this and get your happy ending. Thank fuck disclaimers seem to be on their way out, because I’m getting pretty sick of reminding people that I’m Gene Roddenberry.

 

💬 for Almost There

 

Guest

Oh this fucked me up, and I didn’t even read the prequel. Gonna go do that now

 

George Takei

I’m gonna miss your disclaimers. The end of an era. I can’t believe you wrote a sequel to your angst and it’s just more angst. Evil. But also compelling.

 

DogeNation

Oh god this was a gut punch. Great sequel to the first part, I’m really glad you continued the story. It’s such a sad situation, and I love wallowing in it

 

BeeMine

It was super super interesting to show Spock without his usual discipline. It could have fallen into ooc territory, but you really ground it in his canon characterization

 

Guest

So I guess you just hate love and happiness, huh?

 

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Chapter 9

Summary:

Dean’s Season 7 PMs

Chapter Text

Private Messaging (PM)

purge warning

🎇 George Takei

Dude you need to move your shit. They’re still purging and I know MULTIPLE people have ratted on you

👤 Impala67

God that’s so much fucking work I hate having to move my shit every other day

🎇 George Takei

Bro it’s been seven years get over it. Come join me on ao3. Or lj at the very least

👤 Impala67

I’m not moving shit until any of my fics actually get axed

🎇 George Takei

Okay but can you at least get a tumblr?

👤 Impala67

No

 

Private Messaging (PM)

My leeeeeg!!

🎇 George Takei

Dude what happened to your leg??? Are you okay??

👤 Impala67

Sex injury. Sometimes things happen in the line of duty, and you know me. Happy to die for the cause

🎇 George Takei

Oh so you hurt your THIRD leg

👤 Impala67

What?? No! She was very adventurous, and who was I to refuse a lady’s request?

🎇 George Takei

Okay but seriously. You okay?

👤 Impala67

Yeah I’m fine. It’s just a work injury

🎇 George Takei

Dude I hope they’re giving you workers comp

🎇 George Takei

Love the new fic by the way

👤 Impala67

Thanks. I thought of you when I wrote Uhura’s scenes

🎇 George Takei

Dude you KNOW I hate how Uhura got the love interest treatment in the reboot where her entire personality just became putting down Kirk and supporting Spock, like reboot Uhura literally read like one of your early OC love interests. But as usual, I trust you with non-love interest female characters, and I’m right to do it

👤 Impala67

Wow high praise from the fandom’s number one Uhura stan

🎇 George Takei

I mean I guess the bar isn’t THAT high, I’m always pleasantly surprised when a reboot fic passes the bechdel test, and yours did in the first chapter

🎇 George Takei

I mean, the scene was from a man’s perspective but you know, baby steps

👤 Impala67

You know I don’t really do pov swaps

🎇 George Takei

Yeah you’re kind of a one trick pony

👤 Impala67

Maybe one day I’ll write a fic that’s not from Kirk’s perspective

🎇 George Takei

But today is not that day?

👤 Impala67

Guess not

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Checking in

🌌 Kirklover1230

Omg Imp is your leg okay??

👤 Impala67

Hi Marisol yeah it’s fine, just a clean break

🌌 Kirklover1230

Oh well that’s a relief! I am loving your new aos fic by the way! I love how your Spock still feels like tos Spock

👤 Impala67

Thanks

🌌 Kirklover1230

You’re welcome! I am not surprised at all at this point, everything you write is just spot-on!

👤 Impala67

Thanks, that means a lot coming from you

🌌 Kirklover1230

Oh stop. You have one of the most read fics in the fandom, too. If I’m a BNF so are you buster

👤 Impala67

God. Don’t remind me

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Leg

🕸 NotoriousBFG

Hey man how’s the leg?

👤 Impala67

It’s on the mend, thanks

🕸 NotoriousBFG

Oh hey, that’s great to hear!

 

Private Messaging (PM)

THAT FIC

🎇 George Takei

Dude that fic was like a punch in the stomach. Somehow I never forget that Tarsus IV is a part of your Kirk, but it’s so fascinating when you bring that part of him to the forefront

👤 Impala67

Thanks

🎇 George Takei

Like a lot of people forget that Kirk has something dark inside him, and it scares him. It doesn’t come out a lot in the show, but when it does, you notice it. That’s what this fic felt like

👤 Impala67

Yeah, I think a lot of people think he’s more one-dimensional than he really is

🎇 George Takei

Yeah, pretty sure YOU thought that at one point, based on your earliest stuff

👤 Impala67

I was 17 dude. I barely even knew myself

 

Private Messaging (PM)

finally catching up

🎇 George Takei

God I’m so swamped and so behind on reading but I have time this weekend and I AM going to catch up

Okay get ready for me to be SO annoying in this PM. I’m leaving comments too but I’m salty about not being one of your first five comments on every fic anymore :(

🎇 George Takei

Omg this cosmic marriage counseling fic is SO fucking funny I’m rolling

I LOVE YOUR BONESSSSS. I know I say this every time he’s in one of your fics but it’s true

🎇 George Takei

Omg the 3D chess, I am weak

Ohhhhhhh I am going to die this is SO AKFNWIJASJJSSN. I love how you chose not to have Spock bring up charges for the kobayashi maru, he just asks Jim why he cheated, and he’s not mad or judging, he’s just curious, he just wants to understand Jim... and then Jim chooses this moment to open up to him about Tarsus IV... god you are a sick sick man Imp. Why didn’t they hire you to write the 2009 movie smh

Dude I can’t wait so see where you take this one

🎇 George Takei

You’ve really been getting into the humor lately huh. It’s good as always ofc

Loooove how much Bones we’ve been getting from you, I probably don’t need to repeat yet again how much I love the way you write him. The mistaken identity fic AND the accidental marriage fic are both slam dunks

👤 Impala67

Hey Georgie. I would be kind of a hypocrite if I got mad at you for going awol for a little bit. Also thanks

🎇 George Takei

You’re so welcome dude you know I love your stuff

👤 Impala67

Back atcha

🎇 George Takei

:)

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Hey

👤 Impala67

You totally stole this idea from me didn’t you

🎇 George Takei

Just passing the bechdel test isn’t enough these days Imp. I just took your idea and put a woman’s perspective on it. I didn’t think youd mind, seeing as you’re the one who said you weren’t gonna write a fic from anyone but Kirk’s pov any time soon. And you’re not the only one who can write Spock/Uhura out of the reboot. Besides, you’re just doing it for your K/S agenda. I got rid of it bc I haaaaate the student/teacher thing

🎇 George Takei

I won’t lie tho I did imagine this taking place in your au. You put the idea of these two as a pairing in my head

👤 Impala67

Dude I’m not mad it’s a really good fic. And idk I always thought if I went to college I’d be into the hot prof thing

🎇 George Takei

Of course you would be you whore

👤 Impala67

You know it

👤 Impala67

Can I link your fic in an a/n at the end of chap 1?

🎇 George Takei

Omg yeah of course!! Thanks!

👤 Impala67

Np. It really is a great fic. If you want to do more for them in my ‘verse to go along with any of the other chapters I’d link that too

🎇 George Takei

<3

 

Private Messaging (PM)

FP

👤 obiwanna

Dude are you ever gonna update

👤 Impala67

Fuck off

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Fic

🎇 George Takei

God I LOVE how your Kirk relates to kids. The way he stops his whole all-consuming revenge quest to help the girl whose dad is missing...

👤 Impala67

Thanks

🎇 George Takei

And like, you really make it so believable WHY he’s going after the cloud creature in the first place. How it like represents all his failures, all the people he couldn’t save, so it’s not really about the cloud creature at all, it’s more like he’s fighting himself, or purging himself of what he sees as weakness or whatever

👤 Impala67

Yeah I guess. I wasn’t really thinking about it like that tho

🎇 George Takei

Wait really? That’s crazy because it comes across so clearly to me

👤 Impala67

Well I mean I think you were right that Kirk’s past is a really important part of him so I guess that’s what I was trying to show

🎇 George Takei

Yeah well you def did! It really does almost remind me of your Tarsus fics

👤 Impala67

Yeah. Well I mean his experiences when he was a kid really shaped him

🎇 George Takei

Yeah well I guess that’s true of all of us huh?

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Question

🎇 George Takei

Hey can I write a continuation of that fic to go along with your newest chapter of gin joints? I want to cash in on the angst

👤 Impala67

Yeah ofc

🎇 George Takei

Okay ty! I’ll credit you obvi

👤 Impala67

Sure. You know I’m gonna read the shit out of that when you post it

 

Private Messaging (PM)

:(

🎇 George Takei

Once again super late to the party but your fic about David fucking KILLED me. I literally had to lie down after I read it

👤 Impala67

Yeah it was kinda hard to write tbh

🎇 George Takei

Yeah I bet! Ugh ugh ugh I’m missing your humor fics rn I can tell you that

🎇 George Takei

God! That was his kid! It was literally his kid and he never even got a chance to get to know him!

🎇 George Takei

Sorry. This ones gonna stay with me for a long time

👤 Impala67

Yeah. Me too.

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Hey

👤 Impala67

I linked your new fic to the gin joints chapter. It was really really good. I just. The way Uhura felt responsible. Because she was the one who intercepted the transmission, but she didn’t figure out what it meant in time. Like how she knew she could have saved the person she loved if she had been a little more suspicious. Or if she went with what her gut was telling her. And it’s not just the person she loved who had to suffer for it, but an entire planet. And she doesn’t really know which to feel more guilty about. And then she feels guilty about THAT.

🎇 George Takei

Wow that might be the most words I’ve ever seen you string together that wasn’t a story about fictional characters lmao

👤 Impala67

I guess I just kind of can relate in a way

🎇 George Takei

No don’t downplay it, I’m basking. I mean, that’s the highest compliment a writer can ask for

 

Private Messaging (PM)

NOOOOOO

🎇 George Takei

Oh my god OH MY GOD, the way Spock died in the exact same way as his mother!!! Evil!

👤 Impala67

Not exactly the same way

🎇 George Takei

She got sucked into the black hole Nero created at the center of her planet, he got sucked into the black hole he created in the middle of the Romulan ship. Same difference

👤 Impala67

It’s literally the exact same thing that happened in the movie except they didn’t beam him back in time

🎇 George Takei

Yeah, exactly why I hate it!

👤 Impala67

At least his last act was saving the world. Even though he messed up, he got to redeem himself in the end. That’s more than some people can say

🎇 George Takei

Stop trying to be reasonable when I’m mad at you

🎇 George Takei

Hey. At least there’s the possibility that he just ended up in an alternate universe like Spock Prime

👤 Impala67

Yeah. If only the real world was that kind

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Hey

🎇 George Takei

Hey. I’m gonna write a coda for your fic where Uhura and Kirk get drunk together and angst over how they failed their significant others

👤 Impala67

Go for it. I’ll be looking out for it. Maybe if I link it to the last chapter people will stop yelling at me

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Fics

🎇 George Takei

TWO horror fics? In the same month?? It’s almost like it’s 1999 again! Anyway these were both excellent. Loved the way your nightmares-coming-true story was classic with a twist, and Repo! was actually legitimately terrifying, and you know I don’t scare easy (also is the title a reference to the genetic opera??? bc if it is I will love you forever I had NO idea you were a fan)

👤 Impala67

Thanks. Yeah, I guess I’ve just been in a horror mood. (and yeah, you caught me. I’m not like a huge fan or anything but it was the only VHS tape my brother could find for me in the bargain bin while my leg was healing)

🎇 George Takei

Boooo it’s a good movie

👤 Impala67

I didn’t say it was bad, I’m just not too into musicals. If it was classic rock that might be a different story

🎇 George Takei

OF COURSE you like dad rock... Anyway I love your Bones like you KNOW I love him but I miss your Spock :(

👤 Impala67

Yeah. I miss my Spock, too

 

Private Messaging (PM)

From Perdition

🛤 FlyLikeTheEagle

Hey man, I have seen a lot of people being total assholes about your posting schedule and I just wanted to let you know that it’s really not cool. Like I want an update as much as anyone but I know these things take as long as they take and there’s no rushing it. I mean this is all stuff you know but just thought I’d let you know that I love your fic and will wait as long as it takes

👤 Impala67

Thanks. I don’t really give a fuck if people are pissed but it’s annoying when they bug me about it. Glad you like the fic

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Hey

👤 Impala67

Your coda fic is perfect, I love how you write Uhura and Kirk’s friendship

🎇 George Takei

Thanks! I don’t like hurting my girl but writing that fic was the catharsis I needed after your fic ruined me

👤 Impala67

Well I’m not gonna complain about getting good fic out of it

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Why do you do this to me

🎇 George Takei

I don’t really hate you btw

👤 Impala67

Yeah I know lmao

🎇 George Takei

Now that that’s out of the way: you finally bring Spock back from the war and THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO HIM?? Also the fact that you made them not already together before wrath of khan is making me insane

👤 Impala67

I just think it fits the story better if the first time Spock admitted to loving Jim was right before he died

🎇 George Takei

Yeah if you were going for maximum pain it WORKED. Also if one more person makes an asshole comment about from perdition on some other unrelated fic I’m going to kill them

 

Private Messaging (PM)

!!!!!!!!!!!!

🎇 George Takei

OMG IS CALLISTA ME. DID YOU PUT ME IN YOUR FIC IMP

👤 Impala67

I may or may not have gotten inspiration for the oc from a real person

🎇 George Takei

Oh I see. Okay okay fine be evasive. I know that I’m in your fic bc you adore me <3 (if it’s not me tho please give me her number STAT)

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Slaughterhouse IX

👤 PurplePowerRanger

Hey I just wanted to let you know that I am OBSESSED with your twilight zone inspired fic! I love that show so much, and of course I love Trek, so it was like the perfect combo!

👤 Impala67

Thanks. Glad you liked it

 

Private Messaging (PM)

AKFNWIWNSKSNFN

🎇 George Takei

Rip to your disclaimers dude

Also I should have expected you to do this to Spock because you love to hurt me

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Hello?

🎇 George Takei

Dude you there? It’s been like six months. Anyway hope everything’s okay with you

Chapter 10

Summary:

In which Dean writes his first horror longfic, and a familiar face shows up again.

Notes:

Once again, the story skipped a year where the writers and props department did not. This story won’t work if I don’t incorporate the time skips, so sorry if that bothers anyone, but it’s actually more canon than canon, so.

This chapter is definitely the longest yet. By a mile.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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The Kids Ain’t Alright by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Suspense, J. Kirk, T. Leighton, Words: 11k+, Favs: 1k+, Follows: 987, Published: September 4, 2014

 

Title: The Kids Ain’t Alright

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: Jim leaves Tommy in charge of Kevin while he goes out into the woods to hunt. Hunting on Tarsus is difficult—there’s hardly any game, and the woods are crawling with Kodos’ hunters, who are just as happy to shoot starving survivors as the small, rodent-like creatures native to the planet. But Jim is determined to get back alive, and with something to show for it—they need him. Kevin’s only eight years old, but Jim trusts Tommy to keep him safe until he returns.

 

A/N: Another Tarsus IV fic. Warnings for everything that entails. Genocide, starvation, violence against children, and some kidnapping thrown in there for flavor. Also, mentions of suspected cannibalism. This one’s pretty dark, but what else do you expect from Tarsus IV fic?

 

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2BabyBlues

At first I was like, Jim’s being way too hard on him! He’s just a kid! But then I remembered that Jim’s just a kid, too. God, the whole concept of Tarsus is so horrific. No kids should have to go through shit like that. Jim’s just a thirteen-year-old kid doing the best he can in a situation most adults wouldn’t be able to handle. And as harsh as he is, it’s only out of worry for Kevin. Anyway, as always your Tarsus fics amaze and horrify me.

 

Bowser260

God I’m SO glad they found Kevin

 

Guest

Baby’s first rescue mission!

 

KayleeFrye

I love the parallels you draw here between Jim’s hunt at the beginning and his search for Kevin towards the end. The stakes are much higher, but he’s using the same skills, and they’re skills he’ll take with him onto the enterprise someday

 

Guest

Ugggggh your tarsus iv fics WRECK me every time, idk how you do it

 

dingalingdong

i absolutely love how your tarsus fics show the seeds being planted for kirk becoming who he is in tos. the way he cares about these kids is like a blueprint for how he’ll feel about his entire crew. you really get the feeling that this experience shaped him, and made him who he became.

 

George Takei

You know I’d be happy if you only ever wrote Tarsus IV fic again. Your take on it is my favorite I’ve ever read. You really bring across that idea of having so much on your shoulders so young, that you didn’t choose but if you don’t do it no one will, and how that fucks with you. And how horrors like that become mundane. It just feels so emotionally true.

 

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How Pure, How Sweet by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: M, English, Horror, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 56k+, Favs: 2k+, Follows: 1k+, Published: September 18, 2014, Updated: April 21, 2015

 

Title: How Pure, How Sweet

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: M

Summary: The Enterprise responds to a two hundred year old distress signal somewhere in the Eridani system. They pinpoint the signal to a single Class M planet, and Kirk and Spock beam down with a landing party. Though they are together on the transporter pad, Jim shows up on the planet alone, surrounded by tall trees and glowing eyes, unable to contact Spock, the ship, or anyone. He sets off in search of Spock, and answers.

 

A/N: This is gonna be another long one. The M is for violence and gore. Warnings for both those things, as well as PTSD-style flashbacks, memories of genocide and starvation, and elements of psychological horror.

 

💬 for How Pure, How Sweet

 

Kirklover1230

Sometimes I remember why you were THE fandom horror writer back in the day. You’ve always been so good at crafting a story that really drags you in and makes you feel the same terror that grips the characters. I can’t wait to see what you do with it in a longfic, where there’s so much more development you can pack in.

 

sunshine in my pocket

Oh my god. Ohhhhh my god. I absolutely love the fact that we never actually see the creatures that are hunting him. Like that tension of not knowing and the space for your mind to fill in the blanks makes everything magnified. And the way you somehow perfectly capture the feeling of dread that comes from knowing you’re being hunted by something *smart*, but you never see it and you don’t know what it is, all you know is that it’s coming closer. God.

 

Guest

Somehow even though he’s being hunted by monsters and food is scarce and he’s having flashbacks, the loneliness is what really makes the horror here for me

 

JustALittleBit

I’m really into the juxtaposition of the happy-sounding title with the darkness of the fic. The Tarsus flashbacks are sooooo good

 

Worfified

Gah, this is so good! I love your long stuff, there’s so many layers you pack into it. The fact that Jim is alone really amps up the horror, and the way the danger and the solitude mess with him psychologically is really interesting. Especially with how he’s flashing back to Tarsus. A lot of it is familiar, like having to hunt for food while being hunted himself, but on Tarsus there was always someone to look after, someone whose needs he could focus on instead of focusing on the horror of the situation. He doesn’t have that here. And on top of that, he has no idea what happened to Spock, and has so much time to imagine all the worst-case scenarios. Your horror is always really good and legitimately disturbing, but I have to say I’m glad Jim’s not alone anymore. I’m excited to see what you do with Manny, I’ve never read any works by you with a prominent OC before!

 

George Takei

I don’t think you’ve ever actually written a long horror fic before, have you? During your horror heyday it was all one shots, and all your big stories have been for different genres. O Brother was the closest, but that was more like suspense. I’m really excited for this one, because horror is your thing, and it’s going to be all the good stuff from your short horror fics but with so many more layers and more plot and ahhhh I’m excited! Sorry for rambling in the comments, I’m gonna go bother you in PMs now.

 

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Soul to Sell by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Humor & Suspense, J. Kirk, N. Uhura, Words: 5k+, Favs: 569, Follows: 547, Published: September 25, 2014

 

Title: Soul to Sell

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: The enterprise must send a landing party into the midst of a pre-warp civilization after learning that several pieces of advanced technology, including a Fleet-class tricorder, have found their way onto the planet’s surface and into the hands of a local auctioneer. They must ensure that the Prime Directive remains unbroken—by this technology, or by their own presence. This proves to be more difficult than expected after the crew discovers there’s more to the auction than meets the eye.

 

A/N: This is a lot more intense than the premise makes you think. That T up in the header isn’t there for decoration. Warning for references to human trafficking, plus some mild gore.

 

💬 for Soul to Sell

 

Guest

Wow. Okay. You weren’t kidding.

 

FlockingTogether

Uhuraaaa! I love her. I also like how you made the redshirt like, actually a part of the plot. Uhura basically saved his bacon after his faux pas

 

Guest

I love the shenanigans of trying desperately to uphold the Prime Directive while everything goes to hell lmao

 

George Takei

You know I love Uhura, and she’s so badass here! As the Communications Officer, it makes sense that she would be good with words, so it’s no surprise that she is such an expert negotiator. It helps that she can understand the intricacies of the auction rules and expectations, because part of being Communications Officer is knowing how to navigate and account for the particular customs of a culture. Loved how she got to be the star of this one!

 

Fluffernutter

Of course your Bones is completely pragmatic and not afraid to use a hypo lmao

 

questionablyevil

i don't know how you do it, but you have such a great grasp of the characters. uhura, as usual, feels like she just walked out of the show. and i'm so glad you're doing more with bones recently! thanks so much!!!

 

imabeliever

Uhura, Bones, Kirk, the dream team to be honest, all they’re missing is Spock!

 

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Peace and Long Life by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: K+, English, General, J. Kirk, Words: 6k+, Favs: 600, Follows: 591, Published: October 10, 2014

 

Title: Peace and Long Life

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: K+

Summary: When the Enterprise is assigned to transport a group of people seeking asylum, Jim meets a lonely old woman among the refugees. He sits with her and offers the only thing he can: a listening ear. Their conversation leaves Jim shaken, though he can’t quite pinpoint why.

 

A/N: Preslash. I’m assuming everyone knows about the difference in life expectancy between humans and Vulcans. Mention of past suicide.

 

💬 for Peace and Long Life

 

Kirklover1230

So so good! I love how you have Jim making these considerations. I mean, we know that exactly what Kirk’s worried about here is what happened—Spock outliving him by a long time. And this is a really convincing reason for why they wouldn’t have gotten together during those first few five year missions.

 

Guest

Oh my GOD, this is depressing. What the fuck

 

FeebleAddiction

Oh man. Oh man. He didn’t want to watch her die, so he dooms her to spending the end of her life alone instead??? Who would want that for the person they loved?

 

Guest

I know you’ll hate me for this but I can’t help thinking about twilight.....

 

gayandconfused

Of course this makes Jim think of him and Spock :( and it just makes him even more reluctant to just nut up and tell Spock how he feels. I hate you

 

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Guest

oooooh i loved getting a glimpse into manny’s past

 

MakeEmDance

Omg loving Manny’s backstory! I’m a sucker for the idea of space pirates, and it’s so funny since Kirk is a part of what’s basically the Federation equivalent of the navy. They’re natural enemies! But then, Manny got marooned for freeing the slaves on the ship they stole (granted, because he fell in love with one of them, but that’s kind of something Jim can sympathize with), and the only people we know of him killing are human traffickers, so he’s got a conscience! Pirate with a heart of gold!

 

BumbleBee83

When Manny finds out it’s been two hundred years since he got dropped in the pocket dimension... oof. All he wanted was to get back to the woman he loved, but now he knows it can never happen...

 

KlingonWarbird

The way Jim got Manny to agree to help him find Spock was so clever! I don’t for a second believe Jim can’t fix the communicator himself, but Manny doesn’t know that! And getting to the place where the dimensions overlap enough to get a signal through won’t help them if they can’t get a message out with the busted communicator.

 

HowdyDo

Oh I hope they find Spock! It’s a horror fic, so I’m legitimately nervous lol

 

Guest

knowing you all three of them will probably bite it

 

Guest

Am I the only one reading some sexual tension here between Manny and Jim? Gotta say I am intrigued with where this is going

 

Fiona Shaw Stan

Oh wow I think I may be getting invested in an OC for the first time since I was like 12. Oh no

 

PizzaPringle

This fic is so goooooood

 

Little Miss Disappear

Oh this is really interesting! Good job on the OC!

 

PurplePowerRanger

I love the way you do horror. The focus on the characters and the backstory and building those connections up in order to make the tension ramp up when you stress them is great!

 

George Takei

Oh it’s nice that Jim has someone else to focus on again. This definitely has the feel of your Tarsus IV fics, but the specifics of the situation are really interesting also! The way your characters come together in times of stress, and you really capture the strength of those relationships, but also the weird thing where you know SO much about this person on a deep level, just like who they are as a person, but you really don’t know much about the things most people know about their good friends and family members. So I’m glad you gave Manny a chance to open up

 

Guest

Yesssss thanks so much for updating I adore this fic!!!

 

The Staypuffed Marshmallow Man

This continues to be SO good, but I’m really anxious for them to find Spock. If he didn’t make it I’m going to be SO sad!

 

LittleShopaHorrors

The real Search for Spock right here XD st3 who???

 

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GayPhantom

I hate you for getting me invested in ANOTHER WIP. I hate WIPs. I’m so impatient this is like torture

 

Guest

Great update <3 <3 <3

 

George Takei

He’s BACK, baby!

 

Guest

My fav fic right now

 

HowdyDo

THEY FOUND SPOCK! With you I never know, so I’m glad i don’t have to live in suspense about it

 

Guest

Omg Spock with his hair grown out??? I would pay to see that!

 

GwendolynBooks

Like, of course Spock doesn’t hug him back when they reunite, but it still made me a little sad to read about it :(

 

Paulina

Of COURSE when Jim asks if Spock’s okay he only reports on his physical condition, and then when Jim clarifies whether he’s FEELING okay, he starts citing statistics. Good old Spock. I think I missed him almost as much as Jim did.

 

StartTrekking

Oh thank god there’s a chance that they won’t be here ten times longer on the outside than the inside. Really interesting to think about, that the time in the pocket universe has no relation to the way time flows outside. If Spock thinks they can choose the time they want to pop out in, I have to hope!

 

GhostbustersInc

God if they get out and the whole crew has been dead for a hundred years I’m throwing my computer out the window

 

Dreamweaver98

As always, your aliens are so interesting! I love how we STILL haven’t seen them, only the aftermath of their attack. When Spock showed them Alvarez’s body and how it was completely drained of blood, I actually gasped out loud! That scene really put a sinking feeling in my gut. God, your horror is really top notch, I’m loving this fic!

 

Guest

Of course Jim won’t leave without you, Spock! For such a smart guy you’re a real dummy.

 

fallen idyll

With Spock being like a magnet for these things and putting them in danger just by being near them (the detail about his copper-based blood being more attractive to the aliens was great), I’m so excited to see how this ramps up even more! You have a great way of increasing the tension and keeping the horror going even while the plot keeps moving along. Jim gets what he wants—finding Spock—but this just introduces a whole new problem.

 

Ghosteddd

LOVE the tension between Spock and Manny. Vying for Jim’s affection! Lmao

 

Guest

I’m sorry but I’m literally picturing these creatures as like. Giant mosquitos.

 

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YoutubeGhost

You are the WORST omg

 

EarRinging

I KNEW when this chapter was like twice the length of either of the last two that we were in for it, but GOD. If it weren’t for the conspicuous absence of that little C up in the corner, I might have to kill you.

 

HowdyDo

I can’t BELIEVE you left Spock behind!

 

Guest

i mean, this is a horror story, so maybe having THREE “final girls” was too much to hope for, but whyyyyyy

 

Dreamweaver98

The way you described the weak spot between the universes made me gasp out loud. I don’t know how you brought that sense of wonder to it... maybe just the idea that something so amazing and beautiful could exist in a place so hard and dark, that brought them so much pain. But that’s the beauty of Star Trek.

 

Guest

I hate you I hate you I hate you x ∞

 

ElDiablo44

Okay, I get it, the abrupt switch from horror to “okay everything’s fine now” would have ruined the pacing and mood and felt jarring, but also fuck you

 

Guest

Thanks for the update! Love it!

 

Guest

Omgggg WHAT THE FUCK. Hate is not a strong enough word for how I feel about you right now

 

BeautifulLoser

You lulled me into a false sense of security :( I really thought they’d at least be sticking together for the rest of the fic.

 

Guest

Ouch ouch ouch

 

ImmortalFilament

Dude you are straight up EVIL

 

Hell to Pay

I don’t know why everyone’s so mad, it’s a horror fic, I was 50/50 on whether a single one of them would make it off the planet alive. I love bottle eps where the bottle is an entire planet, but I gotta say I’m glad that we’ll be seeing some of the other characters! Interested to see how Manny will fit in on the ship lmao.

 

Kirklover1230

Oh I HATE you! Just kidding. But seriously, I cannot BELIEVE that you left Spock behind. This update is making me crazy, but it’s such a good fic!

 

George Takei

I see the way Jim drops his communicator when he reaches out for Spock. Don’t think I missed that little detail.

 

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Seeing Red by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Angst, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Words: 3k+, Favs: 307, Follows: 295, Published: November 30, 2014

 

Title: Seeing Red

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: Jim know he gets angry sometimes. But this is different. This is more than that. This isn’t him.

 

A/N: Warning for violence, and characters being out of control of their own actions, with discussion of how that feels and what it means.

 

💬 for Seeing Red

 

Guest

Oh this hit me hard

 

JumpingElephants

This is a really good metaphorical exploration of toxic masculinity and what can happen when you push down your emotions instead of processing them and letting them go.

 

Over9000

Anger really is a poison

 

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Apparition by Impala67

📜 Movies >> Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Rated: K+, English, Angst, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 4k+, Favs: 897, Follows: 882, Published: December 3, 2014

 

Title: Apparition

Author: Impala67

Movie: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Rating: K+

Summary: After the events of Wrath of Khan, Jim starts seeing Spock everywhere.

 

A/N: I can’t sleep, so I’m posting this now. Pure angst, so consider yourself warned.

 

💬 for Apparition

 

MerryMen

I love how you left this open-ended. I mean, we all know how it turns out, and the ending really fit the fic

 

Holding Patterns

I wonder if Spock really is somehow making a connection with Jim, or if it’s all just in Jim’s head. I know Spock is still alive, but I still feel like it could go either way. I’m kind of glad you didn’t answer the question, though. I like the haunting vibe of the fic, and a definite ending would have ruined that.

 

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CoolYourThrusters

I LOVE how suspicious Bones is of Manny. That’s so Bones XD

 

Fiona Shaw Stan

“You weren’t there. Spock wasn’t there. But Manny was.” GOD how do you make me care so much about this random space pirate?!!

 

Pollywog

“He’s a pirate! Not some stray kitten you found in a dumpster!” I love your Bones soooo much

 

Guest

Thanks so much for updating!

 

Kirklover1230

I am loving the dynamic between McCoy and Manny, just as much as I enjoyed the dynamic between Spock and Manny. It’s really interesting how they’re both somewhat antagonistic, but they both feel so different at the same time. Spock really GOT that Manny saved Jim and cared about him in a way that Bones can’t because he wasn’t there. And he can’t understand why Jim is still loyal to Manny, even knowing about who he is and his past.

 

Dropkick18

Oh I hope Bones warms up to Manny, I could actually see them being friends!

 

Guest

Really quick turnaround on these chapters! Loving it so far!

 

DevilPutAside

I do miss from perdition, but it’s not exactly like you’re starving us for content while we wait lol. All of your stuff is really creative and interesting!

 

Guest

Omg love it!

 

Beelzebub

There’s not nearly enough good horror fic, usually you only find it in fandoms based on horror or big fandoms that have a little bit of everything. The Trek fandom is really lucky to have an author like you who puts out so much top tier horror fic

 

cetieelatemybrain

AHHHHHHHHHHH

 

FaithlessBeliever

This was a good palate cleanser and a welcome change of pace. Spock is missing and that’s a source of tension and angst, but it’s lighter overall which I think I needed.

 

borntorun

Omg omg omgggg this is so good! Did NOT expect to like Manny this much!

 

Guest

Great update, can’t wait to see what comes next!

 

GentleGiant

This story is so perfect, usually I don’t even like horror but I’m obsessed with this fic

 

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I, Fudd by Impala67

📜 Movies >> Star Trek: 2009 Rated: K+, English, Humor, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 8k+, Favs: 1k+, Follows: 992, Published: December 12, 2014

 

Title: I, Fudd

Author: Impala67

Movie: Star Trek 2009

Rating: K+

Summary: The Enterprise arrives on Rigel XII only to find that it has become the most recent target in a series of robberies against Federation starbases in the area. Even more bizarre—the physics on the surface of the planet they beam down to have gone looney. All over the base, they find strange occurrences straight out of an old Earth cartoon.

 

A/N: The Enterprise crew of the alternate timeline meet career thief Harry Mudd. This fic is mostly lighthearted but there’s a lot of cartoon violence—sometimes with real world consequences. Warning for elder abuse and discussion of suicidal thoughts. Yes I am aware that the sequel to this movie came out, no I am not going to incorporate it into my fics. I hated it. It didn’t even feel like a Star Trek movie.

 

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questionablyevil

wow dude, knocked it out of the park again! awesome fic, can't wait to see more from you!

 

Gobbledygook

“What’s the word, Spock?” “It is my given name, and the only part of my full name pronounceable by humans.” Lmaoooo

 

FaLaLaForge

Oh my goddddddd Spock’s reasoning for not wanting to go help the Vulcan relocation effort punched me in the gut. Vulcan’s destruction was not your fault!! And the fact that you had their conversation interrupted—evil!

 

Guest

love how bones is the one to notice the similarity of the current shenanigans to the cartoons of old

 

RoyalPain

spock trying to analyze looney tunes... it’s not that deep!!! hilarious. he WOULD turn it into an anthropological study. i love how kirk showed them to him even though he knew spock probably wouldn’t get it

 

Kirklover1230

I love how Jim and Spock are still kind of feeling each other out here. Like they know each other, they’re colleagues and on their way to becoming friends, but they still have those moments of disconnect. Like how Kirk knows about Spock’s strength enough to ask if he can lift the anvil by himself, but he’s surprised when Spock doesn’t need as much sleep, or can hear much more acutely than anyone else on the crew. And the slight friction they have over their different/contrasting ways of collecting information. They’re still learning each other! I loved the scene on the bed where Spock opens up, despite how sad it was, because I think they really reached a new level of understanding. Though I am mad that you utilized the fact that their bedrooms share a connecting bathroom for only angst purposes lol.

 

HaleysCometWaved

Kirk, you wanna open up a charming little BnB on a Vulcan relocation planet with Spock so bad it makes you look stupid

 

Dread Pirate Roberts

When Spock starts arguing about how a third wheel is actually a good thing... I can’t tell if he’s being serious or being a little shit just to annoy Bones, which is exactly as it should be

 

StartTrekking

You’re right that the new movie didn’t feel like Star Trek. This is why aos should have been a show. Trek was never meant to be about fighting—it’s about exploration! The movies aren’t a good vehicle for that, because they need action all the time otherwise it’s not worth the studios going out for them. So glad I can get my planet-of-the-week aos vibes here, and I love how you brought in Harry Mudd! One of my fav tos characters.

 

Guest

Spock being sooooo offended by the idea of cartoons having “internal logic” akfniwnsjrje

 

betelgeusebabe

The normalization of poly relationships in Trek fic is so special to me <3 that’s exactly what I want the future to look like!

 

GoldPlaited

Mind meld! Mind meld! I love how Jim is fighting off Mudd while Spock just stands there with his eyes closed and his hand on that guy’s face. That made the whole fight scene SO funny XD

 

George Takei

Don’t think I didn’t notice your Gary Mitchell reference here! I love how you incorporated different details and characters and elements from TOS into the AOS universe. Once again amazed at how well you write humor when you’re already so good at horror. Man of many talents

 

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Galadriel

Oh this little pocket of brightness is going to make it even worse when things go wrong

 

ConfusticateandBebother

Honestly bring back the horror, last chapter you dangled that thread of “who or what got Spock out”, this was a fun little interlude but I need to knowwww

 

Guest

Perfect update is perfect

 

Reanimated

Thanks so much for updating! This fic is so chilling, but this chapter was a nice little change of pace without completely dropping the threads of tension and unease that you set up in previous chapters. Can’t wait to see how you shatter the temporary peace lol.

 

TheMountainGoats

This chapter was so fun! Spock is back, Manny is acting suspicious but it turns out to be a misunderstanding—great little break from the horror lol, I can’t believe you’ve never written a long horror fic before because you’ve got the pacing DOWN.

 

Guest

Ooooh, pirate shenanigans!

 

Guest

Oh no! Is Manny going back to his old ways?

 

2dayistheday

Kirk’s reaction when Spock goes into the bathroom covered in dirt, shaggy-looking and in his old tattered clothes, and then steps back out in his science blues and his bowl cut is hilarious. Like most people would be sad about Spock going from rugged handsome long-haired rogue back to his nerdy self, but Kirk’s over here trying to subtly adjust himself aofnwiajanksk

 

MatildaWormwood

“Who—or what—got him out?” Ohhhhh my god this fic is so disturbing I thought when they got back to the ship the horror part would be over

 

George Takei

Oh I called it, I SO called it! Though it is weird that he doesn’t know how he got back onto the ship... and where is the dropped communicator? I was sure that was going to be a plot point. If he didn’t use it, how did he get out? I genuinely can’t tell if that was a Chekhov’s gun, or if it was just supposed to draw attention to the impossibility of Spock’s escape...

 

Guest

kirk you wanna jump him soooooo bad

 

Guest

New OT3 lmaoooo

 

trippingonyou

I can’t even enjoy Spock’s return with that sword hanging over my head. Who or what brought Spock back???

 

Guest

The plot thickens! Great update!

 

Running on Empty

Oh thank God Spock is back. Just gonna ignore the sinister little hint you dropped ajfjssjjssj

 

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The Breaks by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: K+, English, Drama, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Words: 4k+, Favs: 588, Follows: 514, Published: January 18, 2015

 

Title: The Breaks

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: K+

Summary: Jim and Bones are fighting. Jim doesn’t like it one bit.

 

A/N: No warning on this one, pretty much just what the summary says.

 

💬 for The Breaks

 

alligatorator

Omgggg Spock playing marriage counselor here is HILARIOUS. “As you say, Doctor, ‘stow your crap.’” Get his ass babe

 

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PippyLongStocking

I can’t believe Jim sent Manny away. Obviously something more is going on here than Manny falling off the pirate wagon. But I guess it’s a good thing Jim trusted him enough to let him go. But if he doesn’t think Manny did it, why doesn’t he stick to his guns?

 

Guest

Aaaand we’re back. Lol

 

MatildaWormwood

Why does Spock keep zoning out? And why was he bleeding out of his eye??? Oh god. Oh god

 

Fiona Shaw Stan

Ugh I’m so upset. How could Jim just drop Manny like that? And more to the point, how did you get me so invested in this random OC? Ugh your power

 

FinalCountdown

Oh shit I love the slow slide back into horror after the last chapter.

 

George Takei

Oh noooo! I loved the little interlude we got in the last couple chapters, but I’m excited for the pace to pick back up again. The bleeding from the eye was a delightfully horrifying little detail. (Still waiting for the communicator to show back up)

 

Dreamweaver98

So Spock just “found” that dead crew member? And of course Bones suspects Manny, he’s been suspicious of him ever since he met him, but that seems too easy. And why is Spock’s eye bleeding? Loved this chapter, so many new questions and the answer that connects all of them is just out of reach

 

Guest

Great chapter, the suspense is building!

 

Guest

Thank you so much for updating, loving this fic!!!

 

CryBaby583

Oooooh, delightfully creepy! Can’t wait to see where this is going. There’s definitely something off with Spock

 

Kirklover1230

Love to see a master at work. The way you are building the tension and weaving threads together into a tapestry, but the picture hasn’t quite become clear yet, is soooo fun.

 

Guest

Omg I can’t wait for more

 

Fortinbras

Ahhhh I love it!!! So creepy. Really want to know what’s going on with Spock. Nothing is adding up!

 

Guest

Thanks so much for updating!!!

 

PurplePowerRanger

This continues to be such an interesting and gripping story! The way you put things together is so creative

 

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Knighted by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Humor & Suspense, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Words: 8k+, Favs: 603, Follows: 584, Published: January 28, 2015

 

Title: Knighted

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: The third moon of Delta Carinae is home to a civilization that split centuries ago, along philosophical lines. One faction embraced science and technology, and has since developed warp capability, while the other faction shares many similarities, both superficial and ideological, with Europe’s Middle Ages. When people in the progressive faction start dying by what are for them archaic methods, the Enterprise is sent to investigate the situation. Once there, they discover a second element at play—people in the reactionary faction are dying, too: by technological means. And even stranger, there seems to be a familiar face amongst the moon’s inhabitants.

 

A/N: Usually I don’t reuse OCs, but this one seemed pretty popular, so hopefully some people will be happy to see her again. Warning for discussion of gore and murder.

 

💬 for Knighted

 

Guest

Callista is BACK, baby!

 

Kirklover1230

Wow, this planet is the perfect place for Callista to escape from her old life after the last fic she was in! What better place to disappear than what amounts to an Amish colony within a post-warp civilization? She still has access to advanced tech and doesn’t have to worry about breaking the Prime Directive, but there’s no surveillance and minimal contact with outsiders who might recognize her. Loved seeing her again!

 

Mr Dr Prof

Oh, Bones. His horror about the archaic murder techniques was so in-character.

 

Lara Croft GF

I LOVE the subplot where Callista is trying to lead the serf class in revolt. It’s very Robin Hood. The idea that the Old World shunned technology so that the people in power could stay in power is very interesting. And the way Kirk used his chess/battle tactics smarts to help her plan, while Bones tried impatiently to keep them on track, was PERFECT. I love their friendship here.

 

Worfified

At first I was skeptical that this civilization would have developed before their industrial/technological revolution to mirror Earth’s Middle Ages with no cultural contamination. But then I thought of how many similarities there were between the feudal systems in Japan and Europe at the time, even though they developed pretty much independently. So I guess there’s a certain set of replicable circumstances that leads to that kind of political and social structure. It’s not often that a fic makes me think that much!

 

GoneWithTheWig

Of course the lord killed the New World people in order to steal tech to try and put down the resistance. They don’t actually oppose tech—they just don’t want it in the hands of their laborers.

 

Frosted Tips

Callista encouraging her own people to unionize... icon

 

Guest

The fact that they had like, a stockpile of tech gifted to them by sympathetic New Worlders was hilarious

 

VerityMae

Callista is right! Unions are good for everyone! An army that’s well-equipped, well-fed, happy, and uninjured IS going to be both more loyal AND better at their jobs. Anyway stan Callista.

 

George Takei

Omg Imp I love this. Callista and her merry men! They’re merry because their rights are being respected! The pacing of this was great, and Callista gets a lady love interest! Also, might want to disclaim the communist manifesto in your a/n lmao. The concept for this was great, I loved the twist on the population being post-warp but having this regressive faction that’s trying to hold onto the old power structures while the rest of the planet progresses

 

tonguetied

I wonder why the progressive portion of the population didn’t try to intervene on behalf of the serfs, since they obviously would have won with their superior tech, and nobody actually LIKES living as a serf........ but then, maybe they have their own version of the Prime Directive and don’t want to interfere with another culture

 

RobotRabbit

Yet another fic that feels just like a trek ep! Maybe you really are Gene Roddenberry...

 

omegakirk

dude, i normally try to give you the benefit of the doubt when it comes to what your old female OCs were like but something about the way you write Callista gives me bad vibes. She’s kind of a man’s idea of a lesbian, you know? a traditionally pretty girl who’s “one of the guys”? Not saying you’re doing it on purpose, but maybe look into why the one WLW character you’ve wrote is this specific archetype? Also, her love interest has no depth whatsoever, kind of seems like you just wanted to write a “girl on girl” kiss. Still, this was an enjoyable read! :)

 

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I Saw My Reflection by Impala67

📜 Movies >> Star Trek: 2009 Rated: T, English, Drama, J. Kirk, L.McCoy, Words: 5k+, Favs: 888, Follows: 854, Published: February 5, 2015

 

Title: I Saw My Reflection

Author: Impala67

Movie: Star Trek 2009

Rating: T

Summary: After being thrown into an alternate universe, Jim Kirk meets his father, and is confronted with the life he could have led.

 

A/N: I marked this reboot even though it takes place in the TOS universe (or at least somewhere like it) because most of the characters are their aos versions. This is another one where I completely ignore the new movie. It’s better that way. Trust me.

 

💬 for I Saw My Reflection

 

TeamSpork

Oh man... if I think about the implications of the aos changes too long I get so sad, and this whole fic just wallowed in that. Definitely earned the angst label

 

WingandaPrayer

Came for the time/interdimensional travel shenanigans, left in tears. Thanks for that.

 

TheRogueAssassin

I like how you didn’t make George Kirk perfect, but Jim comes to a new understanding of him. Like up until now, George was an abstract idea that he resented because he felt like he couldn’t live up to it. Now he’s finally seeing his father as just a person.

 

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Bunker Down by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Angst, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 4k+, Favs: 923, Follows: 928, Published: February 10, 2015

 

Title: Bunker Down

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: On the Enterprise, Spock and Jim were living in each others’ pockets. Even a Constitution-class starship is only so big. Returning to Earth, with the whole wide world open before them, was bound to be a learning curve. It makes sense that Spock, who had been a fixture in Jim’s life for so long, now suddenly absent, would start to show up in his dreams. But it’s not Jim’s place to question how Spock budgets his time. He just wishes there was a little more set aside for him.

 

A/N: This fic takes place sometime between TOS and TMP, after the completion of the second five year mission. T rating is for allusions to masturbation and sex.

 

💬 for Bunker Down

 

Guest

Ouch ouch ouch

 

George Takei

Oof this one hurt. I know this can’t be resolved because it leads into the whole Kolinahr thing, but it left me craving some kind of closure. Actually, I would LOVE to see this from Spock’s POV. I wonder if both of them are worried about imposing on each other. Too bad you never stray from Kirk’s perspective. Maybe I should write it lmao

 

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Faux Pas by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Humor, J. Kirk, Words: 3k+, Favs: 403, Follows: 367, Published: February 12, 2015

 

Title: Faux Pas

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: It takes a little while for Jim to get used to Earth, again. Out in space, a stranger following him would never bode well. Here in San Francisco, there’s a slightly more innocent explanation.

 

A/N: Post-TOS. Takes place in the gap between the first and second five year mission.

 

💬 for Faux Pas

 

Queen of Moons

Relatable. Did they clock me as gay for homophobic purposes or flirty purposes: the gay experience

 

Guest

Lmaooo

 

George Takei

So many people forget what a giant DORK Kirk is. Like “he’s so cool he’s so cool,” no he’s not he’s a NERD. So glad I can trust you to bring me the Kirk content I want to see, I knew I trusted you for a reason. Love to see him fumbling here

 

Folie a Deux

Oh wow this is hilarious but it hits you with the angst, too. Of course Kirk is pining over Spock and can’t properly appreciate this guy’s attention.

 

brainchild

Jim is usually so smooth, so it’s definitely funny to see him so flustered. Then again, he did just accuse the guy of bad intentions lol

 

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Let It Bleed by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Angst, J. Kirk, T. Leighton, Words: 4k+, Favs: 589, Follows: 557, Published: February 19, 2015

 

Title: Let It Bleed

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: It was supposed to be Jim’s kill. Tommy wasn’t even supposed to be there.

 

A/N: Tarsus IV fic. Warning for animal death. It’s worse than usual. DM me if you want to know more details.

 

💬 for Let It Bleed

 

OneForTheMoney

GOD the way Jim hesitates... he doesn’t like killing! But then he feels even worse because his indecision meant Tom had to do it

 

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Aftermath by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Angst, J. Kirk, S. Kirk, Words: 4k+, Favs: 418, Follows: 407, Published: March 13, 2015

 

Title: Aftermath

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: Jim knew that he could die at any moment: on the surface of some inhospitable planet, at the hands of hostile life forms, or upon meeting the wrong ship out in the black. Jim was always the one to throw himself headlong into danger. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. If Sam died, it was supposed to be from something normal. But Sam is the one who died horribly, and now Jim’s only living nephew won’t speak.

 

A/N: Missing TOS scene after Operation--Annihilate. This one really earns that angst tag up in the header. The ending isn’t happy, but it’s not hopeless either.

 

💬 for Aftermath

 

2BabyBlues

I loved the little detail about how Jim didn’t speak for a month after Tarsus IV. He knows what it’s like to be a traumatized kid, who’s seen and experienced things most adults couldn’t handle

 

DrFaustus

Sam was supposed to be SAFE I’m CRYING

 

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Pi’ma’toi by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: M, English, Angst, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 5k+, Favs: 1k+, Follows: 1k+, Published: March 25, 2015

 

Title: Pi’ma’toi

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: Hard M

Summary: The ku’nut’kali’fee always ends in a fight to the death, or the little death. When Spock rolls on top of him, Jim finds himself wishing things had tipped the other way.

 

A/N: Literally just a Kirk POV Amok Time rewrite, but only the part on Vulcan. Fully canon compliant. DO NOT read this one if parallels between sex and violence upset you. It’s pretty dark. I guess it could also be considered masochism, because it’s not like Kirk wants Spock to be punching him, but it’s complicated. Pretty much just a PWP with no actual sex. Yeah, they exist. No happy ending (in either sense). I mean, I’m assuming you’ve seen the episode. The title means “little death” in Vulcan (thank you VLD).

 

💬 for Pi’ma’toi

 

spockchoy

God I KNOW Jim’s not dead but I can’t BELIEVE you just ended it at the part where he loses consciousness. Truly evil.

 

FrolickingFool

The way he says “please” right before he blacks out, and he DOESN’T KNOW IF HE’S ASKING SPOCK TO STOP OR KEEP GOING????? What the fuck what the fuck what the FUCK!

 

Guest

Getting brutally beaten by the guy I was in love with would mess me up pretty bad too.

 

Guest

I FULLY support making the homoerotic fight scene even MORE homoerotic. This is so fucked up I love it

 

starrysulu

Not gonna lie clicked here expecting to see some classic unrealistic comically abusive over the top I-like-beating-women material but uh wow got to say this one really did blow it out of the water -- I mean you're dancing one fucked up line but Jesus it's not about the violence at all it's about love! Loving someone enough to let em fucking kill you -- to almost want them to fucking kill you. You win this one imp but Christ seek therapy

 

Flubber45

Somehow I have no trouble believing that Kirk spent the whole fight imagining in his head like “but what if we were having sex instead?”

 

Kirklover1230

I do think a lot about how this moment is the most passion Spock has ever shown toward Jim. It’s the one time that his emotions are clearly visible, the only evidence Jim has that Spock feels anything other than respect and cordiality toward him. This is the first time Spock touches him with passion, and he has no way of knowing it won’t be the last, so it’s understandable that he’d get his wires crossed.

 

TheRumTumTugger

Oh my god. I will say I’ve read fics where they fuck instead of fight, but this is way more interesting

 

George Takei

OHHHHHH MY GOD Imp you are insane. I’m not even into dudes but I have to admit this was compelling

 

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That Monster Smile on Them Rosy Cheeks by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Suspense, J. Kirk, Words: 7k+, Favs: 538, Follows: 517, Published: April 4, 2015

 

Title: That Monster Smile on Them Rosy Cheeks

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: The Enterprise travels to a planet that should be on the brink of starvation, according to a recent distress signal, but when they beam down, all the people they see seem unreasonably well. Until they catch a few kids attacking a man.

 

A/N: Warnings for child endangerment and emotional manipulation of children, plus violence perpetrated by kids. Also for genocide, starvation, and many mentions of and parallels to Tarsus IV. Definitely not one for the faint of heart.

 

💬 for That Monster Smile on Them Rosie Cheeks

 

ChakaKhan

Ohhhh my god the fact that they think they’re catching murderers and other irredeemable shitbags, but really it’s just random innocent people this guy has decided are inferior and he executes them right afterward so they can’t explain anything... soooo fucked up.

 

Guest

At this point your obsession with tarsus iv is almost as compelling as the fic itself ajfnwjsnsn

 

Queen of Moons

It’s okay, kiddo, we’ve all had comphets, but please at least pick a guy who knows what the word “no” means. Also, next time maybe THINK before you take orders from a dude who executes people for a living.

 

Jet Pack Blues

Of course this guy gave off Kodos vibes to Jim from the very start, and of course he wasn’t quite sure why

 

Guest

ahhhh freaky, gave me goosebumps

 

Electric eel

How this guy had their families killed because these kids were the only ones he deemed deserving to live... that has to fuck with you. And then on top of that, he had them going out and abducting other people for the same reason by claiming THEY were the ones who killed their families. Doing the exact same thing to other people that was done to them, on the orders of the guy who did it. You’ve written a lot of horror, but for me this might be the most genuinely disturbing one yet, and on the surface/first glance it’s not even really horror. But the implications are truly horrifying.

 

Guest

“‘What? Alton? No. I mean... He's like my brother. It's nothing like that.’ Jim smiles wryly at her, but doesn’t say anything. He knows how that song goes.” Omg that K/S stinger thoooo

 

George Takei

As always, your Tarsus IV-adjacent fics take me OUT. I love how Jim has that gut feeling and tries to ignore it until he figures out something isn’t right. But he’s trying to get the kids away from the guy anyway. And of course they don’t want to go, they think they can handle it and that they’re doing the right thing. The implications of this along with First Blood, where you had Kodos basically grooming Jim into a killer before he put his plan into motion and Jim saw him for what he was? Chilling

 

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💬
for How Pure, How Sweet

 

Worfified

So does the planet itself have consciousness and telepathic abilities, or is there some kind of consciousness creating the pocket dimension? Either way, super creepy how it got into Spock’s head through his telepathy and basically brainwashed him into being convinced things were better there and trying to get back to it.

 

Glass Houses

Oh my GOD when Spock started trying to take control of the Enterprise and steer it back toward the planet...

 

TryGuy

I can’t BELIEVE you sent Bones down onto the planet!

 

BubblesMcGee

So Spock really did kill Olly :( I actually liked that kid when you introduced him, even though he only has a short conversation with Kirk, so I was pretty bummed when he died

 

Dreamweaver98

You know I think all your aliens are so clever and creative, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen you do anything like this with a planet itself having consciousness. It’s fascinating, and I have so many questions! I’m not sure if I even want answers, though—a certain amount of mystery is fun!

 

Guest

What the fuck is going on???

 

FloraFauna

Was NOT expecting Bones to end up on the planet! It’s a perfect twist. Totally unexpected, but still makes sense!

 

FatalAffection

The way Spock was affected differently because of his telepathy is so interesting. He must have been trying to fight it, and that’s why his eye was bleeding. I knew that meant something!

 

George Takei

So I’m assuming the communicator is still there....? I knew there was a reason you made Jim drop it! Can’t wait to be proven right!!

 

LatchKeyKid

Oh no, Bones!! You better not kill him off, I’ll be devastated. He’s a doctor, not a dimension hopper!

 

Guest

Great chapter. Can’t wait for the next one!

 

PenelopeCruz

The mind control part was really creepy, nice job.

 

Guest

Love love love it! Your fics are always so creative!

 

12MillionYears

So much happened in this chapter! After the last two tamer chapters it feels like I just got clubbed. At the time I was like oh glad he gave us a lull, but really it was to re-sensitize us so that when you got back into it we felt the full effect. Well it worked!

 

Guest

Spock! Bones! Really hope it turns out all right for both of them!

 

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💬
for How Pure, How Sweet

 

AnyoneAnyoneBeuller

I just did a speedrun of this fic off a rec from a friend and hot damn this is a good piece of writing. Psychological horror is my jam, and everything about this was just perfection.

 

Guest

SO glad I invested in this WIP. What a ride.

 

Queen of Moons

Just finished the chapter where Spock comes back. When Spock comes out of his quarters after cleaning up and cutting his hair, Kirk sure seems to think he’s pretty dreamy in his uniform!

 

Guest

So the planet wants someone, but it doesn’t care who. Creepy. I guess Manny really had nothing left to lose...

 

Fiona Shaw Stan

So Manny’s just gonna stay there on the planet, ALONE??? I hate this. This OC is going to stick with me for a long time. He could have created a new life! He could have found new people to love! But Jim was going to be on his five year mission, and Manny would have been left to navigate the 23rd century alone. I mean, obviously Jim wasn’t going to leave the Enterprise. It’s just sad because Manny never really had a chance. But he saved Bones, so I guess that’s something.

 

Both is Good

I was really hoping they’d all make it out. I think it works this way and it makes sense, but I would have loved to see Manny back in the world, maybe even enrolling in Starfleet, or at least making some kind of life for himself. I think he deserved some peace, after everything.

 

PrincessPeach

I usually don’t like horror, but this was amazing

 

Dropkick18

I’m so glad that Bones and Manny were apparently able to come to an understanding in the end, even if we didn’t get to see that part. It’s sad that it had to end like this, though. I wish we had been able to see them become friends, because I definitely think they could have been!

 

Guest

It’s so cool how you made a horror fic, but it still *feels* like ST

 

Amulet83

Although I’m really sad for Manny, I’m honestly shocked all of our boys made it out

 

Guest

I’m actually sad it’s over now. Any chance we’ll get a sequel with a Manny rescue mission?

 

Guest

i’m going to miss seeing updates for this in my inbox

 

superslice

Oh Impala67, you’ve done it again!! I get SO attached to your OCs, and then you pull this... I feel awful for Manny, alone there forever, but also Kirk, who had to make the choice to leave him there. Tragic on all fronts! As always, I’m amazed by your worldbuilding— how you come up with such unsettling planets is beyond me. My favorite fic of yours so far, as long as I pretend Manny made it out....

 

Guest

Omg the ending did NOT disappoint. Definitely going in my faves!

 

CalicoKit

What’s really fascinating to me about this fic is that each of the characters who went to the planet embody some aspect or presentation of trauma. You see some of the same patterns of thought and behavior as you might see in displaced people, or domestic abuse survivors. As an examination of that, this fic does it maybe the best out of any I’ve ever read.

 

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Don’t Panic by Impala67

📜 TV >> StarTrek: The Original Series Rated: T, English, Suspense, J. Kirk, T. Leighton, Words: 7k+, Favs: 613, Follows: 588, Published: May 6, 2015

 

Title: Don’t Panic

Author: Impala67

Series: TOS

Rating: T

Summary: Tommy is sick, Kevin is missing, and Jim doesn’t know what to do. In his frantic search for Kevin and the medicine Tommy needs, Jim discovers a man who somehow escaped Kodos’ raids, having hidden himself away on the planet before the colony’s inception. His house is large and full of food, and Jim doesn’t understand why he didn’t help.

 

A/N: Another Tarsus IV fic. Yeah, yeah. Warning for descriptions of illness and starvation. Ambiguous ending.

 

💬 for Don’t Panic

 

Guest

Didn’t you literally write this same fic less than a year ago? Idc because it’s good, I guess now I get why some people read 500 coffee shop fics and still want more

 

George Takei

God, this guy’s obsession with history and his knowledge of historical genocides, but his unwillingness to actually intervene in a genocide happening around him is such an interesting commentary on apathy. Intellectualizing other people’s pain and trauma so you don’t have to feel the guilt of doing nothing about it. Anyway another knockout, no surprise there

 

Guest

Kevin, buddy! You gotta stop disappearing, you’re giving Jim a coronary!

 

Cornycopia

Of course I’m still worried about Tommy, but I’m SO glad they found Kevin. I wonder if this illness is what causes Tom’s injuries from canon. If so, that’s definitely an interesting choice, since most authors turn to violence as the explanation

 

bibibirdie

This is so fascinating because it shows the development of Kirk’s inability to let things lie. The most obviously connected example being the infamous space Nazi episode. The Prime Directive is important, and he knows that, but he can’t sit back and let genocide happen when he knows he can stop it.

 

Queen of Moons

Wow, major dickbag! And I know Tommy’s gonna pull through! Jim cares so much about him and Kevin, and as long as they stick together they can make it!

 

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For What It’s Worth by Impala67

📜 TV >> Star Trek: 2009 Rated: T, English, Angst, J. Kirk, Spock, Words: 5k+, Favs: 912, Follows: 880, Published: May 14, 2015

 

Title: For What It’s Worth

Author: Impala67

Movie: Star Trek 2009

Rating: T

Summary: Spock is thinking about leaving. Jim’s pretty sure Spock’s trying to make it as easy as possible. He knows he’s being unfair, but he isn’t sure how to stop.

 

A/N: No porn no plot, just angst. As always, the second reboot movie doesn’t exist.

 

💬 for For What It’s Worth

 

Guest

Oof unfortunately I can totally see the aos version of Kirk being mean to Spock in this situation

 

HollyOllyOxenfree

This Jim is in dire need of a therapist smh

 

PiedPiper

Though I think he’s going about it in entirely the wrong way, I really feel for Jim in this. I mean, think about it. This Jim? Everyone leaves him. His dad died when he was a baby, literally as he was being born. His mom was in the Fleet and would leave him for what must have been months or even years at a time. If you go by the deleted scene, Sam walked out when they were still kids. Of course, being a dick is the last thing that’ll make Spock want to stay. But sometimes it’s like, at least if you’re the one pushing them away you can feel like you have control over it.

 

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Notes:

I’ll just echo Dean here and say thank you VLD!

Who’s to say one of those other tabs open on Dean’s computer before he sees Cas outside the window ISN’T ff.net? Who’s to say he DIDN’T stay up the rest of the night writing angst about Kirk seeing his dead friend* everywhere?

Chapter 11

Summary:

In which there is a dramatic reveal, though maybe not the one you expected.

Notes:

It’s only been a day since the last update (now you know why the last chapter took so long—I wrote most of this one during that time too lmao). Make sure you don’t miss chapter 10!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Private Messaging (PM)

Wtf dude

🎇 George Takei

I can’t BELIEVE you disappeared for a year AGAIN. Dude you’re giving me gray hairs

👤 Impala67

Yeah sorry.

👤 Impala67

My dad died

🎇 George Takei

God. I’m so sorry, Imp

Anyway, that fic you just dropped is amazing. Your Tarsus IV fics always hit. I especially love the way you incorporate the other kids

👤 Impala67

Thanks

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Really?

🎇 George Takei

Naming a fic after a line in a Hozier song? How the mighty fall

👤 Impala67

A what song

 

Private Messaging (PM)

My girl <3

🎇 George Takei

Omg Uhura!! My love! Thanks for doing her justice and making her a badass

👤 Impala67

She is tho

🎇 George Takei

I know right??? She’s so talented she has so many skills but she’s also compassionate! Brains AND heart!

👤 Impala67

The Fleet’s finest for sure

🎇 George Takei

Yeah! And that’s why she’s a captain now

👤 Impala67

She is they just didn’t show it on screen because they’re cowards

🎇 George Takei

Exactly!!!

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Re: your life expectancy fic

🎇 George Takei

WHYYYYYYY?

👤 Impala67

Do you actually want an answer or

🎇 George Takei

No I just want you to know i dislike you immensely

Also someone comparing it to TWILIGHT. I’m dead

👤 Impala67

Yeah wtf

 

Private Messaging (PM)

Ouch ouch ouch

🌌 Kirklover1230

This fic is so sad. Kirk sees this woman who is in the same situation as he would be in with Spock, and her husband killed himself and she’s alone. It foreshadows what will happen in voyage home. Because Spock does die before Jim, even if it’s not permanent. And this would terrify Jim—he’s absolutely the kind of guy who would rather be the one who dies than the one who’s left behind.

👤 Impala67

Yeah he really is

🌌 Kirklover1230

Ugh such a good fic

👤 Impala67

Thanks!

 

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Suggestion

🎇 George Takei

I think Manny and Jim should bang

👤 Impala67

What? No

🎇 George Takei

Oh come on. Do it for me

👤 Impala67

What could you possibly get out of that. You don’t even like men.

🎇 George Takei

Emotional fulfillment, asshole

👤 Impala67

You hate my ocs

🎇 George Takei

No, I hate your love interest OCs. Oh wait I see your point. Don’t make him hook up with Kirk, you’ll ruin him

👤 Impala67

Wow. Thanks

🎇 George Takei

Yw! :)

 

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Hiiii

🎇 George Takei

HI SPOCK! I knew they would find him! (Or at least I hoped)

👤 Impala67

Jim wouldn’t have given up on him

🎇 George Takei

Yeah I know. Best boy.

 

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Oh ho ho

🎇 George Takei

I SEE you, Jim’s dropped communicator!

👤 Impala67

You saw nothing

🎇 George Takei

;) ;) ;)

 

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New fic

🎇 George Takei

Oh the toxic masculinity on display here. Yikes. You’re right, there are no excuses for letting anger take over, because it comes from pushing everything else down and refusing to deal with it. Be like Elsa and let it go

👤 Impala67

Yeah...

 

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I can admit when I’m wrong

🎇 George Takei

Okay I changed my mind. BONES and Manny should bang.

👤 Impala67

NO.

🎇 George Takei

Jeez, what do you have against this poor guy getting laid

 

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Mudd fic

🎇 George Takei

Ugh your humor fic is so good! I love Harry Mudd and he should totally be in the aos! The heavy part punched me in the gut. It was a perfect shot of angst to keep things grounded without bringing down the rest of the story. Also. Gary???

👤 Impala67

Yeah Gary. Nothing like having a good friend go mad with newfound power to rustle up some angst

 

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Fics

👤 Impala67

Just finished reading my backlog of your fics since I went offline. I left comments but just wanted to let you know they’re all awesome. Especially the one where the assholes in Plato’s Stepchildren made Kirk/Spock and Uhura/Chapel kiss instead of the other way around

🎇 George Takei

Oh thanks yeah I love that one! Society if the first interracial onscreen kiss was also the first lesbian onscreen kiss... Plus I just think girls kissing is neat. Also it was interesting to play around with the thought that they hadn’t really thought about kissing before, and there was trauma and fear and violation around the kiss, but it also sparked something between them that they hadn’t previously noticed... Christine because she was hung up on Spock and Nyota because she has a complicated relationship with her sexuality, which was fun to play with. I like it when it’s complicated akfjwidndn. And then we get to have that good good hurt/comfort and they’re allowed to be soft with each other...

🎇 George Takei

Sorry didn’t mean to put an essay in your inbox lmao

👤 Impala67

No you’re right. It was cool how Uhura didn’t have to be sure about anything, she just knew she was into Chapel

🎇 George Takei

... yeah that was cool

Love you bro

👤 Impala67

I know

 

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AUGH

🎇 George Takei

God this communicator thing is KILLING ME!

👤 Impala67

Patience grasshopper

🎇 George Takei

:P

 

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OT3?

👤 Impala67

What does this mean

🎇 George Takei

Akdnwjwjdndndn

Um. Threesome except it’s a relationship and not just sex. It’s a poly dynamic. Like a closed loop love triangle

👤 Impala67

Oh I hate that

🎇 George Takei

Um okay I’m just gonna let you know that’s a super shitty thing to say?

👤 Impala67

Fuck. No. Not like the concept I just hate that someone said it about this fic. I literally don’t care but like. Write your own fic

🎇 George Takei

Ah gotcha. You had me worried there for a sec

👤 Impala67

Yeah just wanna repeat I have zero problem with it. It just skeeves me out for these three characters specifically

🎇 George Takei

No yeah you’re good. It’s your fic dude, I know I was bugging you about putting different characters together but I was joking, you should do what you want with it

 

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AHHHH

🎇 George Takei

The plot thickens! Is this a ceti eel situation, or is the Spock that came back somehow not the real Spock?? What is the significance of the dropped communicator? Who killed Olly? So many questionssss

👤 Impala67

Guess you’ll have to wait and see

🎇 George Takei

Ugh. No insider knowledge for your bff?

Okay fine. Ignore me. I will crawl up the walls in solitude as I go slowly mad

👤 Impala67

Have fun

 

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Pssssst

🎇 George Takei

Since you haven’t hooked me up with any bangin tech world chicks since the last time you wrote about Callista, I think that’s enough of an answer. I know she’s me, Imp, you can tell me :)

 

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Aos fic

🎇 George Takei

Tos Kirk is the only Kirk for me but I can’t deny this ones daddy issues are compelling

👤 Impala67

I think it’s less daddy issues and more just shitty life issues

🎇 George Takei

Whatever you say

 

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Haha

🎇 George Takei

Dude what if I actually wrote Spock’s pov of your fic

👤 Impala67

Go for it. You know I’ll be reading it if you decide to drop it

🎇 George Takei

I know. That’s why I keep you around

 

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HI :D

🎲 Queen of Moons

HEY BITCH ITS ME CHARLIE

I can’t believe I found you on here! I can’t believe you let me think Sam was the bigger nerd when we first met. Okay, I’m off to read all your fic now, later

🎲 Queen of Moons

I know you so I can call you Imp right?

🎲 Queen of Moons

I honestly can’t believe I’ve never stumbled across any of your stuff before now you’re kind of a big deal

Then again I was always more into Star Wars than Trek

👤 Impala67

Yeah and it’s your worst quality

 

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Omg?????

🎲 Queen of Moons

Did you write TWO fics about me??? Omg you’re my favorite you make my character sound SO awesome!

Thanks for fusing Moondoor with my previous uhhhhh charity “work” instead of making me an actual feudal queen (yuck)

🎲 Queen of Moons

Oh my god am I bad lesbian rep??? Am I your problematic fave??

I, a lesbian, am just a man’s idea of what a lesbian should be

Oh my god am I a tulpa???

👤 Impala67

That’s not how tulpas work

🎲 Queen of Moons

Oh. Whew, okay then. Good to know.

It’s true tho you could have given Gilda an actual personality. She was a cool lady. Fairy. Whatever.

Oh my god if an NSA agent comes across these PMs they’re gonna think I’m homophobic.

👤 Impala67

I’m terrible at writing well rounded female love interests. Ask anyone

Wait what? As if anyone could find something you didn’t want them to online

🎲 Queen of Moons

Awwwww thanks IMP

👤 Impala67

Also how do you know what a tulpa is?

🎲 Queen of Moons

I like to know things. The internet is magic, you can find anything on here

Not real magic tho. Just to clarify

👤 Impala67

Yeah I figured

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oooh

🎲 Queen of Moons

Can’t believe I’m bnf adjacent now I feel so cool 😎

👤 Impala67

:/

 

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Yesss

🎇 George Takei

I love it when you let Kirk be a dork. People try to make him all smooth and shit and I’m like Not My Captain. My captain James T Kirk is a nerd. A bookworm. A silly rabbit

👤 Impala67

What

🎇 George Takei

Oh my god Imp do you live under a rock

 

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?

👤 Impala67

Who the fuck is clocking you for homophobic purposes?

🎲 Queen of Moons

What, are you gonna come punch them for me? It’s fine lol, it happened a lot in high school but not often anymore

 

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Hunting fic

🎇 George Takei

The irony of Jim being so upset that Tommy had to make the kill when Jim is literally only two years older than him...

👤 Impala67

Yeah but his entire life since the massacre has been built on taking care of Tommy and Kevin

🎇 George Takei

And he’s doing such a good job! I hate that he’s beating himself up for it

👤 Impala67

That’s just kind of who he is. He does the same thing with his crew. It’s his responsibility to protect them. Not because he has to, but because he chose to

🎇 George Takei

Yeah. God I love him so much

 

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Fic

👤 Impala67

I hate you for making me like your Han/Leia divorce fic. Han/Leia rules

🎲 Queen of Moons

Everyone acts like they’re literally the perfect couple but I feel like it was only “perfect” before they got together

👤 Impala67

Yeah I can kind of see where you’re coming from

🎲 Queen of Moons

They’re like THE blueprint for sci-fi couples and it’s like. Girl what. That’s a relationship built on a house of cards. They’re only together because they’re supposed to be together, not because they’re good together.

👤 Impala67

Yeah :/

 

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Hey

🎇 George Takei

Have the vultures descended to complain about your sam fic yet?

👤 Impala67

Nah. I think everyone knows by now it’s not worth it. If you don’t like Sam literally just don’t read the fic like damn

🎇 George Takei

Sing it

 

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Hi Imp

🌌 Kirklover1230

I just wanted to let you know that your most recent fic really hit home for me. The idea that violence is the only kind of passion Jim will ever get from Spock, and the fact that he’s okay with that as long as he gets something... The whole time I just had to keep reminding myself that at the end of the episode Spock’s going to give Jim a big ole smile and spin him around in joy.

👤 Impala67

Hey Marisol, I’m stoked that you liked it

🌌 Kirklover1230

I always like your stuff lol. Your horror longfic is amazing.

👤 Impala67

Thanks

 

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Hey

🎇 George Takei

Dude did you break up with someone?

👤 Impala67

What? No

🎇 George Takei

This is a more than usual amount of pining fic for you is all I’m saying

 

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Comphet?

👤 Impala67

What the fuck is a comphet

🎲 Queen of Moons

Compulsory heterosexuality. It’s when lesbians or gay guys have a crush on someone of the opposite gender because they feel like they’re supposed to

Admit it. You pronounced the ph like an f

👤 Impala67

Shut up

 

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New fic

🎇 George Takei

LOVE your kid ocs in this one. You are great at writing kid Kirk and canon kids so it’s no surprise you nail the kid voices here too

👤 Impala67

Thanks

🎇 George Takei

Also the idea of this and First Blood taking place in the same universe is making me insane

👤 Impala67

Yeah I guess that’s kind of like an easter egg. Love that we have pretty much encyclopedic knowledge of each others’ fics at this point

🎇 George Takei

Yeah :’) we ARE squad goals

 

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Controversy

🎲 Queen of Moons

Did you know there’s some weird controversy around you and plagiarism? Like all these people are saying you plagiarized this dude I’ve never heard of (and if I’VE never heard of the guy, he MUST be obscure).

👤 Impala67

It’s not true. I don’t steal people’s ideas

That guy’s kind of a dick tho. He was at a con I went to. And he started dating a fan

🎲 Queen of Moons

Oh yikes

👤 Impala67

Yeah. I mean she was incredibly creepy, but still

 

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Fic

👤 Impala67

Oh your Spock pov of my post-mission 2 fic is so good

🎇 George Takei

They are literally JUST missing each other it’s infuriating

👤 Impala67

You’re right tho i think it needed that companion fic to feel complete

 

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Communicator

🎇 George Takei

I better be right about that stupid communicator. If you kill off bones I will spam your comments with sad faces

👤 Impala67

I’ve had worse in there

 

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Fic

🎲 Queen of Moons

Catching up on the longfic you just finished! How the hell do you have time to write so much with what you do? I feel like it’s legitimately impossible.

👤 Impala67

It can be kind of hurry up and wait

🎲 Queen of Moons

Oh yeah I guess that makes sense. I keep forgetting that it’s like. Your full-time gig. What’s that like?

👤 Impala67

Idk. It’s just the job

 

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I’m AWESOME

🎇 George Takei

AHA! Vindication!

👤 Impala67

Is this about the communicator?

🎇 George Takei

How’d you know?

🎇 George Takei

Anyway this fic was WILD. I’m so sad about Manny but I gotta say I’m relieved it wasn’t bones :/

 

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How Pure

🌌 Kirklover1230

Oh my god what a good fic. I absolutely love how brutal it is that it basically just feels like an unusually long and dark Star Trek episode. Literally they start exactly where they began, everyone back where they started, off to the next planet. Just short a couple red shirts who will never be mentioned again.

👤 Impala67

Huh. I didn’t even really think about it like that. You’re right, though

🌌 Kirklover1230

It’s so funny how sometimes we put something into our fics that we don’t even realize! The horror of the real in-universe implications of an episodic television show.

👤 Impala67

Maybe you should have written this fic lmao. I think you’d be better at it

🌌 Kirklover1230

I think I’ll stick to massive slowburns haha. If it ain’t broke!


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hi

🎲 Queen of Moons

I notice you didn’t write another fic about me

👤 Impala67 

What?

🎲 Queen of Moons

You wrote fics based on both the other times we “worked” together

👤 Impala67

Oh yeah. I sometimes get inspiration from my irl but it didn’t feel right. Figured this one wasn’t mine to write

🎲 Queen of Moons

Maybe I should write a Star Trek fic about all that

👤 Impala67

I mean you could stick to lotr or Harry Potter or Star Wars or whatever

🎲 Queen of Moons

Or I could finally go to therapy

👤 Impala67

Good luck telling them the truth and staying out of the nuthouse

 

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fic

👤 Impala67

Dude I love your fic where reboot Uhura takes her translation to the brass right after she hears it. She COULD have been the hero of st09

🎇 George Takei

I KNOW it kills me like. It’s one thing if she did and they just decided it was nothing but there’s no way MY Uhura would have kept that to herself

👤 Impala67

Yeah exactly. Ooc

 

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Dude! DUDE!!!

🎲 Queen of Moons

Oh my god YOU wrote the Legally Blonde Scooby Doo fic?????? Guess I have stumbled across one of your fics before after all. I’ve met you twice without even realizing that I was standing in the presence of greatness

👤 Impala67

How do you know that?

🎲 Queen of Moons

I know everything. Remember Imp, the internet is forever.

🎲 Queen of Moons

Plus I imprinted on Legally Blonde fic at an early age

👤 Impala67

I don’t know why the hell people call it that I’ve never even seen that movie

🎲 Queen of Moons

Oh my god bitch go rectify that immediately!!

It’s about a blonde sorority girl who goes to law school to try to win a boy but ends up realizing how smart she is and dumping his ass and stealing his gf. Anyway that fic literally changed my life when I was 13

👤 Impala67

There’s no part of that that’s even remotely related to my fic.

👤 Impala67

Maybe the gf stealing

Also, you read it when you were 13???

🎲 Queen of Moons

Yeah well if I’m doing my math right you were 15 when you wrote it so talk about glass houses. Also I had already been arrested and created a false identity so it’s not like your sweet vanilla Daphne/Velma fic corrupted me. Though I did skip the Daphne/Fred parts because there’s only so much a 13 yo lesbian should have to endure

I was deadass convinced that fic was written by a closeted teenage girl.

🎲 Queen of Moons

Seriously, it was surprisingly non-fetish-y for a teenage boy writing femslash. Probably because you used first person

But also it’s a LOT like legally blonde. Pretty much just swap Harvard Law School for a private detective agency. Everyone thinks she’s ditzy and vapid, and Fred fires her and dumps her because he thinks she makes his agency look bad. So she starts an agency of her own. It starts as a way to win Fred back, but eventually she gets Velma to dump Fred’s agency and follow her, and they kick ass! Girl power! And when Fred wants them both to come back to his agency now that Daphne’s like a modern day Sherlock Holmes she’s like, why would I work for you when I can keep doing this? Also Velma and I are now girlfriends.

It’s soooo cute. When Velma tells Daphne how smart she thinks she is it’s almost better than the kiss itself.

Also now I finally understand why the detective stuff was so accurate.

👤 Impala67

Stop I don’t need to be the star of another plagiarism debate

🎲 Queen of Moons

No it’s obviously its own thing. People just thought it was inspired by Legally Blonde. Though if they knew you wrote it they might change their minds XD

👤 Impala67

Ha ha

 

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!!!

🎇 George Takei

God I’m obsessed with the implications of this fic. Like, this guy just sat back and did nothing in a house full of food and comforts while Jim was literally thirteen years old and is giving up food he barely even has to support two other kids and risking his life daily to make sure they continue to have food. The apathy of the elite and privileged is literally mind-boggling

👤 Impala67

Yeah Mark is a total douche

🎇 George Takei

Lmao you really have a way of getting right to the heart of things

👤 Impala67

Thanks. It’s a skill

 

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Hey

🎲 Queen of Moons

Hey, is everything okay with “Tommy?”

👤 Impala67

Dude I’m not talking about this with you over ffn pms

 

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God

🎇 George Takei

I love what you do with reboot kirk. The new movies act like he’s always right, like his edgier past makes him cool. Like he’s damaged in a charming and rogueish way. But that trauma has to have given him some messed up coping mechanisms, and you don’t shy away from that. He’s lashing out at Spock, he knows he’s lashing out at Spock, but that’s the only way he knows how to deal with people leaving him. He has to burn the bridges so he can tell himself he wanted it that way. So he can pretend he doesn’t care after Spock is gone

👤 Impala67

I don’t think you can go what he went through without coming out pretty messed up. Losing his dad so young basically ruined his life

🎇 George Takei

I mean yeah, losing his dad was what started the ball rolling. But that led to his mom leaving him for long stretches of time, which hurt him more, which in turn led to Sam walking out, which hurt him even more. And because his mom wasn’t there for him, no one was around to teach him how to deal with any of it. I think Winona just forgot that she wasn’t the only one who lost George, and who felt that loss

👤 Impala67

She had to make a living, though

🎇 George Takei

Yeah but did she have to leave her kids repeatedly to do it?

👤 Impala67

She was doing important work. Saving people, protecting people, helping people. Her work made the galaxy a better place

🎇 George Takei

Yeah, for sure. I just don’t think it helped her kids much

 

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SpockEyebrowRaise.gif

🎇 George Takei

You totally broke up with someone you liar

Notes:

Rise up my fellow he/she Dean truthers.

Dean’s sleeping robe (nightgown) in Scoobynatural is purple. Purple is Daphne’s color. He is Daphne coded. It’s a case of “I want to be her but I’ll sublimate that into wanting to be WITH her.”

Anyway do NOT think about 15 yo Dean sitting in the computer lab of yet another school, typing out a fic where he is a girl being lovingly kissed by another girl who tells her how smart she is and how pretty she is but not in a homophobic asshole hunter way but in a reverent worshipful way, all the while telling himself that writing lesbian porn is totally normal straight teen boy hehavior... don’t think about it... do not do not do NOT!

I was soooo excited for this chapter so I could force my trans Dean agenda on all of you <3

Also I do NOT endorse 13 year olds (or any children) reading explicit fanfic. That being said, Charlie definitely did that.

Notes:

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