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donut & his gay idiot gang
taggy^_^: important psa guys
taggy^_^: always double check your ramen is completely cooked
bbag: what happened???
taggy^_^: book was making me cup noodles and she didn’t cook it all the way 🥀
Donut: Oh yikes…
YellowFaceTM: NOOOOOO
winner!: rip taggy’s ramen 🫡
matchy<3: what did it like taste like?
taggy^_^: ramen but bad
winner!: what does bad ramen taste like
Donut: I’d imagine it tastes like if cardboard was food
YellowFaceTM: THAT GIVES ME A NEW PRODUCT IDEA
YellowFaceTM: CARDBOARD FLAVORED RAMEN!!!
taggy^_^: yellow face if you keep this up you’re not getting your marketing degree
YellowFaceTM: Awww
bbag: that’s his first message without all caps in this gc wow
winner!: he does sometimes type without caps lock
winner!: rarely
Replying to taggy^_^: book was maki…
Donut: Sorry but how do you mess up instant noodles? Isn’t it literally just boiling it?
taggy^_^: she forgot to read the packaging and didn’t boil it for long enough
YellowFaceTM: THATS THE FIRST THING YOU DO THOUGH
matchy<3: in the most like respectful way possible,,, is she like stupid
taggy^_^: be nice ho she’s never made instant noodles before
matchy<3: sy like bau i bet you’re just like defending her because she’s your like gf
bbag: “sy like bau” 💀💀💀
taggy^_^: just say you’re jealous that i pull and you don’t
matchy<3: i DO like pull actually
matchy<3: there’s this girl who i’m like talking to right now
bbag: oh?
Donut: Wait really???
YellowFaceTM: WHO IS IT??? TELL US TELL US
matchy<3: ew why do YOU like care
YellowFaceTM: IM CURIOUS
winner!: i’m curious too tbh
matchy<3: fine
matchy<3: her like name is liy
taggy^_^: ohhhh that girl
Donut: I think I’ve seen her before
bbag: didn’t she have that weird beef with two other kids in high school
Donut: Oh right, stapy and foldy
Donut: I heard she’s cool with stapy now though
taggy^_^: damn i guess i missed a lot of drama before i moved here you guys need to fill me in 😭
winner!: it’s okay so did i 😭😭😭
YellowFaceTM: OH OH I CAN TELL YOU EVERYTHING TAGGY
YellowFaceTM: SO MUCH HAPPENED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
matchy<3: UMM I WAS LIKE TALKING
matchy<3: anyways she’s so like pretty and cool and smart and athletic
matchy<3: she even like goes to the gym 😻😻😻😻😻😻
taggy^_^: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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matchy<3: OH MY GOD LIKE STOP
bbag: lmaooo
winner!: wait what did it say i missed it 😔
taggy^_^: idk must’ve been the wind…
matchy<3: THEY LIKE CALLED ME A FAGGOT
Donut: Taggy???? 😭😭😭
taggy^_^: meow
YellowFaceTM: BUT YOU’RE VERY OPEN ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN WHY IS THAT A PROBLEM
matchy<3: only i can like call myself that
bbag: weird but ok
winner!: wait a minute
winner!: yellow face when barf bag asked if everyone besides donut was gay you never said if you were or not, out of curiosity are you gay???
YellowFaceTM: UH
YellowFaceTM: I
YellowFaceTM: HAVE NO IDEA
Donut: There was some rumor about him and purple face being exes, but that’s only a rumor so I don’t know
YellowFaceTM: UH YEAH THATS ABSOLUTELY A COMPLETE AND DEFINITE RUMOR!!!!
bbag: 🤨
taggy^_^: yellow face is there something you have to tell us
YellowFaceTM: NO
matchy<3: you are like not being subtle about this 😭
Donut: He just went offline…….
winner!: well uh that answers our question
taggy^_^: i guess we are all just a bunch of gay idiots (minus donut)
bbag: that gives me an idea
[bbag changed the chat name to donut & his gay idiot gang]
winner!: fitting tbh
taggy^_^: that actually goes hard tho
Donut: 😭😭😭😭😭😭