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Hotboy: where is everyone? it's dead in here
Daddy: Sova is training some of them right now
Soulsnatcher: Training?
SpyKid: Teaching them geometry, basically.
HardCarry: and depth perception
Soulsnatcher: Oh there you are.
Angel: We are taking a break right now.
DerpShot: Yes, everyone is doing well.
DerpShot: Even Raze is performing well.
HotBoy: Raze there too?
Creeper: me and breach stopped by to watch
Snecc: I guess I could train for an hour as well.
DarkSoulz: What would you be training exactly?
Snecc: Fastest method of killing someone with poison, obviously.
DarkSoulz: Fair enough.
SoulSnatcher: I might join you, learning weaknesses could be valuable.
Daddy: This could be excellent training for everyone
HotBoy: so all the edgy people and Brim is going to train without me
DarkSoulz: If i’m going then Cypher you are coming with me
SpyKid: Do i have to?
SpyKid: What’s in it for me?
DarkSoulz: I’ll give you five bucks.
SpyKid: When is the training session?
HotBoy: am i allowed to crash this planned training session
Daddy: You're going to do it no matter what, so yes.
HotBoy: bet.
Creeper: OMG
Snecc: Huh?
Creeper: I'm fucking crying
SpyKid: HAHAHAHA
SoulSnatcher: I'm sorry, what is happening?
DarkSoulz: No idea…
Daddy: Can someone tell us what's going on?
SpyKid: Okay, so I had a camera set up so here's what happened
Daddy: Not surprised
SpyKid: Shush. So Sova was giving them some tips
SpyKid: While he did that a butterfly appeared and Sage pointed at it
SpyKid: They were watching it flutter by and it landed on Breach's face
HotBoy: oh no
SoulSnatcher: So he killed it?
SpyKid: They all chuckled at it cause, hey it was a pretty adorable sight
SpyKid: Then with the straightest face, Breach quickly grabs the butterfly and eats it!
HotBoy: OHHH NOOOOOOOO
SoulSnatcher: Oh my…
Snecc: That's pretty funny.
Daddy: Jesus…
SpyKid: Now chaos is happening.
SpyKid: Sage froze and then started crying.
SpyKid: Poor thing looks traumatized.
SpyKid: Jett immediately 'squared up' as they say,
SpyKid: like no knives and gun, just put her fist up ready to punch him,
SpyKid: Sova is trying to keep the peace,
SpyKid: And I think Raze is dying of laughter.
SoulSnatcher: Today did seem a bit too normal.
Snecc: How did I get roped in with you people?
DarkSoulz: How does the butterfly taste, I'm curious.
Ragnarok: Delicious.
HardCarry: YOU WILL DIE BY MY HAND IN HONOR OF ARNOLD
Angel: Arnold...may you be in peace.
SoulSnatcher: More like pieces.
Angel: NO!
HardCarry: I'll fight you too!
Creeper: I love this chat so much