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[💬] Hi welcome to wendys - 00:21
Fukase: I'M BACK YOU ASSHOLES
Fukase: YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME, BUT YOU THOUGHT WRONG
Fukase: I AM UNESCAPABLE. UNBEARABLE. INSUFFERABLE!!! NOT EVEN MY OWN FAMILY CAN STAND ME
[ONE]: IT IS 1 AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING GO BACK TO BED
Fukase: WHY SHOULD I, YOU'RE NOT CUL
Fukase: YOU DONT FUCKING SCARE ME YOU GREMLIN
[ONE]: TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
Fukase: make me bitch
[ONE]: you're so fucking lucky im against pinging matcha when she's trying to get a good nights rest.
[ONE]: unlike you
Fukase: that's an insult to yourself too seeing as how you're awake at this time too
[ONE]: i'm about to punch you through my phone
XinHua_pan: How about we Don't Do That.
Fukase: yeah ONE no violence in matchas christian minecraft server
[ONE]: matcha was the one who muted you. muting equals death here you deformed reject wendy model
Fukase: BITHC
XinHua_pan: *bicth
[ONE]: ehbveirjnkjkjd??????
Fukase: i hate how you're so good at keyboard smashing
XinHua_pan: Fukase you keyboard smash with your forehead. what do you expect.
Fukase: somethign good to come of this meaningless, empty void we call life.
[ONE]: aaaaaaand that is our cue to leave before this becomes too psychologically reflective for one am in the morning.
XinHua_pan: yup
Xinhua_pan: See you at school fukase!!
Fukase: FUCK i forgot it opens tomorrow.
Fukase: guess i'll actually have to sleep tonight if i wanna enjoy these last few hours of freedom 😔✊
[ONE]: yeah probably
Fukase: ....do u think matcha will be willing to change my nickname back
XinHua_pan: oh jesus christ no
[ONE]: no fucking way
Fukase: ........ :(
[➡️] [ONE] and XinHua_pan are offline
Fukase: hmmm
Fukase: fuck guess admin controls are locked
Fukase: >:(
Fukase: guess i'll just wait here until everyone wakes up
Fukase: :0000
Fukase: or i could bother piko
[💬] Boku no Pickle and FUUUCKASE - 01:19 - Private Message
FUUUCKASE: pikoooooo are u awake
Boku no Pickle: i am now
FUUUCKASE: :D yayyyyy
FUUUCKASE: wanna play league together
Boku no Pickle: just lemme finish my domain runs real quick
FUUUCKASE: YO you're on genshin???? lemme join your world
FUUUCKASE: i havent been online for a while so my moves may be rusty...... but my diluc is not
FUUUCKASE: double crowned and level 80 >:)))
Boku no Pickle: yeah i know you've said so like a gazillion times
FUUUCKASE: joining now :0
Boku no Pickle: can we do some weekly bosses to?? trying to crown my zhongli and keqing
FUUUCKASE: hahhahaa the simp and simped
Boku no Pickle: lowkey think keqing intentionally throws herself into childe's attacks at times. specifically the fucking whale
FUUUCKASE: diluc refuses to die from this bitch
FUUUCKASE: look at him. such a champ for hanging on despite having like 1000 hp left
Boku no Pickle: FUCKING CHILDE YOU BITCHASS FUCK
Boku no Pickle: good luck without kokomi to heal you
FUUUCKASE: she doesnt have crit, she cant do shit
FUUUCKASE: i dont need her
Boku no Pickle: take that back right now you piece of shit
[💬] Hi welcome to wendys - 06:46
Matcha: Can everyone give some sort of confirmation on whether you'll be at school or not? I need to come up with excuses for the ones who aren't and have Mayu forge their parent's signature in excusing absence notes.
zhiYEET: WHA
FL(OW)ER: skipping lmao
XinHua_pan: UNLIKE MY COUSIN i will be at school!!
pikkun-utatune: fukase and i are coming as well
Fukase: i?? did not give my consent????
Kagayours: luka is driving me and rin todya
nyaaah: I AM COMING AS WELL unfortunately.
Fukase: well damn if my kid has to suffer through this so will i
nyaaah: ily
Fukase: ily 2
Kokoro<3: ignoring whatever the hell that was
Kokoro<3: i'm coming to school too
nyaaah: KOKONE MY PLATONIC BELOVED!!!!! glad to see u ok
Kokoro<3: ^v^)/ <3<3
nyaaah: ̥̻̥̻̥͙̻̥̻̥͙̥̻̥͙̻̥͙̥͙ ꒰ ˆ ॢ꒵ ॢˆ꒱♡꒰•ॢ◞•ॢ ꒱ ̻͙̥̻͙̻̥̻͙̥̻̥̻͙*̻̥̻̥̻͙
pristine-bean!!: KOKONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pristine-bean!!: ilysm!!! v glad to see you're a-okay
zhiYEET: enough of the pda
akuno-akuma: please. you're just mad you don't have anyone other than fukase to love
akuno-akuma: which is understandable since he's a pain in the ass
Fukase: SHUT
pikkun-utatune: what do you mean by fukase and love
zhiYEET:
zhiYEET: it means we're dating
nyaaah: UM ANYWAYS
nyaaah: u all know how i almost died right
Fukase: YEAH IN A FIRE
Fukase: sorry caps
akuno-akuma: fukase never apologizes
FL(OW)ER: must be something............... 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 if he's trying to change the subject so desperately
Fukase: CAN YOU TWO STOP MEDDLING IN MY LIFE FOR A SINGLE MOMENT
akuno-akuma: no
FL(OW)ER: tough luck buddy
Kokoro<3: that's rough buddy
XinHua_pan: HUUHTRGHEFPKOEJGUK;VNFO[??????????
zhiYEET: CRYING AND ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR AND HOLDING THIS NEWLY BORN CULTURED CHILD IN MY HANDS WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE
nyaaah: not to take away from this beautiful, precious moment, but i want to reveal my grand master plan
Kokoro<3: ofc go ahead
nyaaah: ty!!!
nyaaah: so,
nyaaah: to celebrate not dying in a fire,
Fukase: 0w0
nyaaah: i’m having miki hack the live stream of the school’s news and play nyan cat
pikkun-utatune: why my sister
nyaaah: bc we went to robotics together and she's the only one on the school news staff that i know would 100% be willing to do this
pikkun-utatune: wouldn't that akita girl be okay with it to?
nyaaah: THEORHETICALLY yes
nyaaah: but do i want to risk it? no
FL(OW)ER: valid points, all of them
nyaaah: yeah!!! and and-
nyaaah: she's gonna play the ten hour version >:))
[ONE]: i highly doubt it'll be on long enough for all ten hours to play
pristine-bean!!: yeah the faculty will probably shut it off before then :/
nyaaah: nyahehehehehehe
nyaaah: you underestimate the power of viruses
Matcha: I suddenly have an overwhelming, inexplicable fear for all the technical support people at school
XinHua_pan: same, honestly
[💬] burn to death and FUUUCKASE - 07:03 - Private Message
FUUUCKASE: cul
FUUUCKASE: cul i need your help
FUUUCKASE: cul please
FUUUCKASE: cul i have made a terrible mistake
burn to death: worse than that time you set our uncle's beehives on fire
FUUUCKASE: worse than that time i set our uncle's beehives on fire
burn to death: oh
burn to death: what's up
FUUUCKASE: you know pickle
FUUUCKASE: piko
FUUUCKASE: utatane pickle
FUUUCKASE: PIKO
FUUUCKASE: FUCK
burn to death: yeah? the heterochromia dude who always came over in middle school right
FUUUCKASE: yeah that's him
FUUUCKASE: so. i may have a crush on him. and may be going the entirely wrong way about it, and now he may hate me and i may be almost crying in my room on the floor in despare/self-loathing/sadness etc.
burn to death: ok um. what did you do
FUUUCKASE: fake date someone i know he has a rivalry with in an attempt to get him to fall in love with me out of jealousy
burn to death: fukase what the actual fuck were you thinking
FUUUCKASE: I WASNT OK BUT NOW I NEED HELP FROM U
burn to death: WHY ME?????
FUUUCKASE: BC UR SOMEONE WHO HAS TWO GIRLFRIENSD
burn to death: i hate how you have a point
FUUUCKASE: please just fucking help me
burn to death: long sigh
burn to death: you're lucky i love you
FUUUCKASE: thamk you from the bottom of my heart
burn to death:
burn to death: feliz navidad
[💬] FUUUCKASE and burn to death - 07:12 - Private Message