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[💬] Hi welcome to wendys - 15:34
Matcha: There are to be no parties wit
Matcha: ourhhdfosfnjnjdlklsll
Fukase: BRUH what even is the point of new years without parties
zhiYEET: there is no point
Kokoro<3: let her FINISH
FL(OW)ER: yea she was clearly interrupted in her writing
akuno-akuma: *texting
[ONE]: *typing
XinHua_pan: there're all the same thing shaking my smh
zhiYEET: IUFERIUFUEGRHHERUUHHK?????
Matcha: First of all, that sentence hurts my eyes to look at
Matcha: Second of all, yes, i was not done typing
Matcha: My little brother came out of no where and snatched my phone.
Fukase: just finish typing
pikkun-utatune: you have to give her a chance to finish
Matcha: Thank you
Matcha: What i was trying to say was, "There are to be no parties without myself, Mayu or One present"
Fukase: THATS ALMOST WORSE WTF
Kagayours: Better than nothing smh
Matcha: Would you like to hear my reasoning behind it?
FL(OW)ER: i would like to hear why tf i wasn't in that list
Matcha: You have a tendency to get sucked into their um. Chaos, per say
nyaaah: she aint wrong nya
Kagayours: keep that fucking furry away from me
nyaaah: I AM A CAT GIRL U BAKA
zhiYEET: YEAH LEN U STINKY SMELLY BAKA
FL(OW)ER: kagamine len is a stinky smelly bitchass baka bitch
Matcha: Yeah, so that's why you aren't in the list flower
FL(OW)ER: ok yeah fair
Matcha: Anyways,
Matcha: The reason for me REQUIRING one of the above to be present in a new years party is simple.
Matcha: You all remember last year's christmas party, right? The one where i was sick and One was dealing with family matters?
nyaaah: LMAO YEAH HAHAHA
Fukase: it was fuckin wild
[ONE]: you were on tv for nearly burning a warehouse down
zhiYEET: BRUH WHAT
zhiYEET: NOW I WISH ID BEEN THERE?????
XinHua_pan: well you were still in china at the time lmao
Matcha: The majority of the people can't be trusted to throw a party and not burn a building down.
pristine-bean!!: even me??
Matcha: You could never burn a house down
akuno-akuma: not without the right guidance
Matcha: Mayu i swear to god
[💬] burn to death and SF-A2 - 16:20 - Private Message
burn to death: why are our brothers such idiots
SF-A2: bc they're related to us ig
SF-A2: we've just. infected them with our hopeless romantic shennanigans
burn to death: god i hate it here
SF-A2: SO DO I BUT IM NOT BITCHING ABT IT ALL THE TIME
burn to death: UNCALLED CAPS???????
SF-A2: I JUST WANT PICKLE TO BE HAPPY OK
burn to death: YEAH WELL I WANT FUCKASS TO BE HAPPY TOO
SF-A2: IF WE AGREE THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING??
burn to death: IDK YOU STARTED IT
SF-A2: GASP??!!
SF-A2: DID NOT
burn to death: DID TO
SF-A2: DID NOT
burn to death: DID TWO
SF-A2: DID NOT
burn to death: DID TOO
[💬] Hi welcome to wendys - 16:39 - 13 members online
FL(OW)ER: ok whoever created charades can go and suck my dick
XinHua_pan: you're just mad you didn't win lol
FL(OW)ER: LOOK WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR FUKASE AND IROHA TO EVEN BE ON THE SAM TEAM
FL(OW)ER: WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN READ EACH OTHERS MINDS BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN JUST DOMINATE ALL OF US
Fukase: nah that's EXACTLY what it means
pristine-bean!!: LOOK IM LEGIT IM CRYING TEARS RN
pristine-beam!!: LIKW HOW IDID HE GET SKYDIVING FROM IROHA YEETING HERSELF FROM THE BALCONY
nyaaah: we're just that Close
[ONE]: wasn't iroha actually like. mundane before fukase came and corrupted her
Fukase: RUDE i didn't CORRUPT Her i just opened her eyes to the countless possibilites of chaos
akuno-akuma: *possibilities
Fukase: FUCK. YOU
Matcha: Iroha was actually a good student until fukase came and poisoned her, yes.
nyaaah: don't talk abt my dad like that
nyaaah: he's more of a parent to me than even my own parents!!!!!!!!!!! SLANDER IS NOT TOLERATED
zhiYEET: that's actually really sad but. i just can't take it seriously with your stupidity
nyaaah: good. never ever take me seriously
[ONE]: never did
XinHua_pan: never will
pristine-bean!!: never had
pikkun-utatune: that's the same thing as one's
pristine-bean!!: i just wanted to join in sorry
Kokoro<3: You're fine love
Kokoro<3: Anyways! The cake is ready and the house is set up!!! come over whenever you're ready!
Kokoro<3: and i'm frosting it rn if any of you heathens want to use what's leftover to give len a beard
Kagayours: IT WAS ONE TIME. ONE SINGLE TIME
Kagayours: WE WERE ALL DRUNK AND WE THOUGHT ITD BE A GOOD IDEA
Matcha: That one single time will never be forgotten. ever.
Kokoro<3: AND since this part is at my house i have rules!
Fukase: oh god
Kokoro<3: 1. no setting anything on fire/setting fireworks off in the house
Kokoro<3: 2. no seven minutes in heaven
Kokoro<3: 3. no horseplay
Kokoro<3: 4. no nonconsensual kissing
zhiYEET: WEE OOH WEE OH
Fukase: the fun police have arrived!!!!!!!!! no more fun
FL(OW)ER: ok but why did i think of sunshine from fnaf
pristine-bean!!: what's fnaf
Matcha: no
nyaaah: THE FACT THAT HE STOPPED TYPING IMMEDIATELY
Kagayours: cant someone listen to me infodumping
akuno-akuma: no
zhiYEET: anything for u
FL(OW)ER: what
zhiYEET: what
Kokoro<3: look just as long as my house stays intact enough for me to clean it up before my parents come home anything is fine
Fukase: FUCK YEAH WE BROKE HER BITCHES
Fukase: TIME TO BLOW THIS JOINT
Matcha: Fukase please don't bring illegal fireworks again
[➡️] Fukase is offline
Matcha: FUKASE SATORU I WILL CALL CUL ON YOU
FL(OW)ER: this is gonna be good
pristine-bean!!: i love all of you sm
nyaaah: but??
pristine-bean!!: no buts. i just wanted to say that i love all of you
pristine-bean!!: i have no clue where my live would be w/o all of you........ i rlly want to thank all of you for being friends with me
zhiYEET: holy fuck what the shit why am i tearing up
akuno-akuma: you have emotions that's why
FL(OW)ER: i dont like them. take them back
Matcha: Ignoring them,
Matcha: Azuki that was so pure i don't think i can look at you without being blinded
pristine-bean!!: i just had to get it off my chest since i know this wont last forever
pristine-bean!!: like we'll all go to college and live our separate lives............ maybe fukase will die a drunk driver idk..... mathca will probably be a certified genius by the time she's graduated ... hua and moke will probably go back to china after the school year and i just wanna thank all of you before its too late
pikkun-utatune: this is so depressing wtf
[ONE]: yeah but it's also not???
[ONE]: like i fucking hate crying but this makes it worth it
akuno-akuma: same
akuno-akuma: also, never let fukase see this
Matcha: agreed. someone take screenshots for all of us before i delete the messages
pristine-bean!!: OH i can print them out and make little lockets for everyone!!!!!!
Kagayours: ABSOLUTE SOBBING azuki stop it before we all die
zhiYEET: THIS WOULD BE A HAPPY DEATH NGL
Kokoro<3: JUST COME OVER TO MY HOUSE BEFORE ANY MORE TEARS SALT THE CAKE
Kokoro<3: I MNEED A HUG
FL(OW)ER: OFC COMING OVER RN
[💬] Boku no Pickle and SF-A2 - 07:15 - Private Message
pikkun-utatune: question: how does one confess in a noncheesy way
pikkun-utatune: and also, how does one not fear the inevitability of friendships weakening and romance fading? asking for my mental health
SF-A2: how the fuck would i know im just as confused as you
[💬] Boku no Pickle and SF-A2 - 07:15 - Private Message