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"I will violently smash my forehead into my keyboard, repeatedly." - Fukase, 2021

Chapter 7: Interlude: HAPPY NEW YEARS ASSHOLES

Summary:

zhiYEET: holy fuck what the shit why am i tearing up

akuno-akuma: you have emotions that's why

FL(OW)ER: i dont like them.  take them back

Notes:

OKOKOK SO THIS IS WAAAY LATER THAN NEW YEARS BUT IM ONLY LIKE A MONTH OFF
HAVE MERCY

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text


[💬] Hi welcome to wendys - 15:34


 

Matcha: There are to be no parties wit

Matcha: ourhhdfosfnjnjdlklsll

 

Fukase: BRUH what even is the point of new years without parties

 

zhiYEET: there is no point

 

Kokoro<3: let her FINISH

 

FL(OW)ER: yea she was clearly interrupted in her writing

 

akuno-akuma: *texting

 

[ONE]: *typing

 

XinHua_pan: there're all the same thing shaking my smh

 

zhiYEET: IUFERIUFUEGRHHERUUHHK?????

 

Matcha: First of all, that sentence hurts my eyes to look at

Matcha: Second of all, yes, i was not done typing

Matcha: My little brother came out of no where and snatched my phone.

 

Fukase: just finish typing

 

pikkun-utatune: you have to give her a chance to finish

 

Matcha: Thank you

Matcha: What i was trying to say was, "There are to be no parties without myself, Mayu or One present"

 

Fukase: THATS ALMOST WORSE WTF

 

Kagayours: Better than nothing smh

 

Matcha: Would you like to hear my reasoning behind it?

 

FL(OW)ER: i would like to hear why tf i wasn't in that list

 

Matcha: You have a tendency to get sucked into their um. Chaos, per say

 

nyaaah: she aint wrong nya

 

Kagayours: keep that fucking furry away from me

 

nyaaah: I AM A CAT GIRL U BAKA

 

zhiYEET: YEAH LEN U STINKY SMELLY BAKA

 

FL(OW)ER: kagamine len is a stinky smelly bitchass baka bitch

 

Matcha: Yeah, so that's why you aren't in the list flower

 

FL(OW)ER: ok yeah fair

 

Matcha: Anyways,

Matcha: The reason for me REQUIRING one of the above to be present in a new years party is simple.

Matcha: You all remember last year's christmas party, right? The one where i was sick and One was dealing with family matters?

 

nyaaah: LMAO YEAH HAHAHA

 

Fukase: it was fuckin wild

 

[ONE]: you were on tv for nearly burning a warehouse down

 

zhiYEET: BRUH WHAT

zhiYEET: NOW I WISH ID BEEN THERE?????

 

XinHua_pan: well you were still in china at the time lmao

 

Matcha: The majority of the people can't be trusted to throw a party and not burn a building down.

 

pristine-bean!!: even me??

 

Matcha: You could never burn a house down

 

akuno-akuma: not without the right guidance

 

Matcha: Mayu i swear to god

 


[💬] burn to death and SF-A2 - 16:20 - Private Message


 

burn to death: why are our brothers such idiots

 

SF-A2: bc they're related to us ig

SF-A2: we've just. infected them with our hopeless romantic shennanigans

 

burn to death: god i hate it here

 

SF-A2: SO DO I BUT IM NOT BITCHING ABT IT ALL THE TIME

 

burn to death: UNCALLED CAPS???????

 

SF-A2: I JUST WANT PICKLE TO BE HAPPY OK

 

burn to death: YEAH WELL I WANT FUCKASS TO BE HAPPY TOO

 

SF-A2: IF WE AGREE THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING??

 

burn to death: IDK YOU STARTED IT

 

SF-A2: GASP??!!

SF-A2: DID NOT

 

burn to death: DID TO

 

SF-A2: DID NOT

 

burn to death: DID TWO

 

SF-A2: DID NOT

 

burn to death: DID TOO

 


[💬] Hi welcome to wendys - 16:39 - 13 members online


 

FL(OW)ER: ok whoever created charades can go and suck my dick

 

XinHua_pan: you're just mad you didn't win lol

 

FL(OW)ER: LOOK WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA FOR FUKASE AND IROHA TO EVEN BE ON THE SAM TEAM

FL(OW)ER: WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN READ EACH OTHERS MINDS BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN JUST DOMINATE ALL OF US

 

Fukase: nah that's EXACTLY what it means

 

pristine-bean!!: LOOK IM LEGIT IM CRYING TEARS RN

pristine-beam!!: LIKW HOW IDID HE GET SKYDIVING FROM IROHA YEETING HERSELF FROM THE BALCONY

 

nyaaah: we're just that Close

 

[ONE]: wasn't iroha actually like. mundane before fukase came and corrupted her

 

Fukase: RUDE i didn't CORRUPT Her i just opened her eyes to the countless possibilites of chaos

 

akuno-akuma: *possibilities 

 

Fukase: FUCK. YOU

 

Matcha: Iroha was actually a good student until fukase came and poisoned her, yes.

 

nyaaah: don't talk abt my dad like that 

nyaaah: he's more of a parent to me than even my own parents!!!!!!!!!!! SLANDER IS NOT TOLERATED

 

zhiYEET: that's actually really sad but. i just can't take it seriously with your stupidity 

 

nyaaah: good. never ever take me seriously

 

[ONE]: never did

 

XinHua_pan: never will

 

pristine-bean!!: never had

 

pikkun-utatune: that's the same thing as one's

 

pristine-bean!!: i just wanted to join in sorry

 

Kokoro<3: You're fine love

Kokoro<3: Anyways! The cake is ready and the house is set up!!! come over whenever you're ready!

Kokoro<3: and i'm frosting it rn if any of you heathens want to use what's leftover to give len a beard

 

Kagayours: IT WAS ONE TIME. ONE SINGLE TIME

Kagayours: WE WERE ALL DRUNK AND WE THOUGHT ITD BE A GOOD IDEA

 

Matcha: That one single time will never be forgotten.  ever.

 

Kokoro<3: AND since this part is at my house i have rules!

 

Fukase: oh god

 

Kokoro<3: 1. no setting anything on fire/setting fireworks off in the house

Kokoro<3: 2. no seven minutes in heaven

Kokoro<3: 3. no horseplay

Kokoro<3: 4. no nonconsensual kissing

 

zhiYEET: WEE OOH WEE OH

 

Fukase: the fun police have arrived!!!!!!!!! no more fun

 

FL(OW)ER: ok but why did i think of sunshine from fnaf

 

pristine-bean!!: what's fnaf

 

Matcha: no

 

nyaaah: THE FACT THAT HE STOPPED TYPING IMMEDIATELY

 

Kagayours: cant someone listen to me infodumping 

 

akuno-akuma: no

 

zhiYEET: anything for u

 

FL(OW)ER: what

 

zhiYEET: what

 

Kokoro<3: look just as long as my house stays intact enough for me to clean it up before my parents come home anything is fine

 

Fukase: FUCK YEAH WE BROKE HER BITCHES

Fukase: TIME TO BLOW THIS JOINT

 

Matcha: Fukase please don't bring illegal fireworks again

 


[➡️]  Fukase is offline


 

Matcha: FUKASE SATORU I WILL CALL CUL ON YOU

 

FL(OW)ER: this is gonna be good

 

pristine-bean!!: i love all of you sm

 

nyaaah: but??

 

pristine-bean!!: no buts. i just wanted to say that i love all of you

pristine-bean!!: i have no clue where my live would be w/o all of you........ i rlly want to thank all of you for being friends with me

 

zhiYEET: holy fuck what the shit why am i tearing up

 

akuno-akuma: you have emotions that's why

 

FL(OW)ER: i dont like them.  take them back

 

Matcha: Ignoring them,

Matcha: Azuki that was so pure i don't think i can look at you without being blinded

 

pristine-bean!!: i just had to get it off my chest since i know this wont last forever

pristine-bean!!: like we'll all go to college and live our separate lives............ maybe fukase will die a drunk driver idk..... mathca will probably be a certified genius by the time she's graduated ... hua and moke will probably go back to china after the school year and i just wanna thank all of you before its too late

 

pikkun-utatune: this is so depressing wtf

 

[ONE]: yeah but it's also not???

[ONE]: like i fucking hate crying but this makes it worth it 

 

akuno-akuma: same

akuno-akuma: also, never let fukase see this

 

Matcha: agreed. someone take screenshots for all of us before i delete the messages

 

pristine-bean!!: OH i can print them out and make little lockets for everyone!!!!!!

 

Kagayours: ABSOLUTE SOBBING azuki stop it before we all die

 

zhiYEET: THIS WOULD BE A HAPPY DEATH NGL

 

Kokoro<3: JUST COME OVER TO MY HOUSE BEFORE ANY MORE TEARS SALT THE CAKE

Kokoro<3: I MNEED A HUG

 

FL(OW)ER: OFC COMING OVER RN

 


[💬] Boku no Pickle and SF-A2 - 07:15 - Private Message


 

pikkun-utatune: question: how does one confess in a noncheesy way

pikkun-utatune: and also, how does one not fear the inevitability of friendships weakening and romance fading? asking for my mental health

 

SF-A2: how the fuck would i know im just as confused as you

 


[💬] Boku no Pickle and SF-A2 - 07:15 - Private Message


 

Notes:

azuki is baby no one can convince me otherwise.

that got very sad-happy at the end but yeah. friendship and love!!