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“Stanley, I accidentally bought fifteen Swiffers on that website named after a river. Do you know how to cancel it? ..No, it doesn’t say it’s delivered. Look, I- ah. It’s still in the cart. Thank you, Stanley. Now show me how to delete it if you would.”

Summary:

After an unexpected glitch in the system, and an unwanted ordeal, Stanley and the Narrator are thrown into the real world. Whilst they adapt to their new environment, they have no clue what’s happening back in the Parable.

Chapter 1

Summary:

Guess who had to completely rewrite this and arrange their chapters because they deleted their first chapter.. it is definitely quite short but the rest of the fic has more to offer i swear

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Stanley always felt odd after a reset. It wasn’t a bad kind of odd, though. 

It was similar to how he’d end up feeling during the Insanity Ending— weightless.

But he finally urged himself to get up, ready to decide what ending to attempt next.

Following the same path as usual, listening to the Narrator’s same script, Stanley would suddenly stop in front of the window on his way to the office.

Something was different. Something was wrong.

”..Yes, Stanley, what is it?” The Narrator would ask, forced to deviate from his script as he noticed his Protagonist stuck in his tracks, pointing at the window.

Peering closer at the monitor screen, the Narrator would notice it. 

There was a flickering black and white light coming from the window.

”..Huh. That’s odd..” he’d mutter. “Stanley, it’s probably nothing; don’t worry about it. Now then, how about we just simply force a reset, hmm? I’m sure this will clear up in that time.”

Stanley would offer him a thumbs up, already having turned away from the window. The flickering had irritated him enough.

“Alright then. Toodle-pip, Stanley!” The Narrator would say as he swiftly hit the big button on his desk next to the monitor that watched Stanley, labelled “RESET” in a big, bold font.

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Notes:

SO SORRY IF ANY FOLLOWERS GOT NOTIFICATIONS FOR THIS BEING UPLOADED AND UPDATED.. MY BRAIN WAS NOT BRAINING TODAY AND HAD TO REWRITE THE ENTIRE FIRST CHAPTER AFTER NUKING IT..