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Chaos
[Donut added bbag, winner!, pence-pence, and 3 others to the group chat]
Donut: Is that everyone in our dorm?
bbag: i think so
GB: Looks like it.
winner!: yep
YellowFaceTM: THERES NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE HERE! CAN WE ADD MORE
Donut: I think 7 is more than enough 😭
YellowFaceTM: I WANNA ADD MY MARKETING PARTNER HERE
winner!: oh taggy? i wouldn’t be opposed to adding them
pence-pence: NO.
bbag: pencil what’s your problem with price tag???
pillow: she’s just upset they’re trying to create distance between her and her old friends!!
pillow: also hiiiiii
pence-pence: YOU SHUT UP
GB: I do think adding Price Tag would create a lot of unnecessary conflict, plus I agree with Donut’s previous statement.
bbag: fair
Donut: Yeah sorry yellow face but I think we should keep the gc at this
YellowFaceTM: PLEEEEEEASE
YellowFaceTM: I ONLY HAVE ONE FRIEND ON HERE
pillow: is winner not enough for you? wow, so rude!!!
winner!: i don’t think that’s what he meant-
pence-pence: if we’re gonna add more people can they at least be tolerable??
YellowFaceTM: TAGGY’S TOLERABLE I PROMISE
bbag: i mean i don’t see a problem with adding one or two more people from other dorms
winner!: yeah i feel the same as barf bag
Donut: So uh. Should i?
GB: I still think adding more people is a bad idea, but I suppose I could give it a chance.
pence-pence: whatever.
Donut: Ok then, yellow face what’s their username?
YellowFaceTM: @taggy^_^
[Donut added taggy^_^ to the group chat]
YellowFaceTM: THANK YOU
winner!: hey taggy!!
taggy^_^: omg hi guysss ٩(^‿^)۶
bbag: heyyy
YellowFaceTM: HI TAGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
GB: If we are adding more people, would I be allowed to request adding Tennis Ball? His username is “TB”.
Donut: Sure
[Donut added TB to the group chat]
GB: Thank you.
taggy^_^: are yall like. dating or smth
pence-pence: gb is my girlfriend ho.
GB: I am a lesbian. And in a relationship with Pencil.
taggy^_^: damn ok my b 🥀
TB: Hi everyone!!!!!
GB: Hello Tennis Ball. :)
bbag: ok so that makes 9 people
Donut: I think I’ll only add one more person because anything more than 10 seems like WAY too much
pence-pence: match please.
pence-pence: she’s the only one of my old friends who actually still likes me
winner!: idk who that is
taggy^_^: same
Donut: Uh okay I guess
Donut: Username?
pence-pence: @matchy<3
[Donut added matchy<3 to the group chat]
Donut: Okay that’s all we’re adding
pillow: what an interesting batch of people!!!
TB: Ummm what does that mean??
winner!: just don’t question it
matchy<3: woah what like is this
pence-pence: omfg thank goodness you’re here match
matchy<3: OH LIKE HI PENCE PENCE!!!!!
bbag: why is she saying “like” over text?
winner!: no idea
matchy<3: bitch that’s just like. how i talk.
matchy<3: and if you don’t like it you can like. leave.
bbag: i didn’t even say it was a bad thing 🥀
Donut: Can we not already have conflict please??????
pence-pence: this gc was a mistake
GB: Adding these people was a mistake.
Replying to Donut: Can we not alread…
taggy^_^: awww it’s fun to watch
Donut: Anyways
[Donut made GB an admin]
[Donut made bbag an admin]
bbag: omg thanks donut!!!!
GB: Thank you.
[GB made TB an admin]
GB: I hope this is okay.
Donut: Yeah I trust him
TB: Yay!!!
matchy<3: can i like have admin 🥺
Replying to GB: I hope this is okay.
pence-pence: i’m literally your girlfriend why aren’t you giving me admin too
GB: I would, but unfortunately I cannot trust you.
GB: Especially not with the ability to change the group chat’s display names.
pence-pence: dammit i can’t even defend myself there
bbag: oh i forgot about that feature
pillow: can i be an admin?
GB: NO.
Donut: NO
TB: NO
bbag: HELL no
[bbag changed pillow’s display name to creature]
creature: aw fluff…
taggy^_^: tbh pillow idek how you’re legally allowed in public
taggy^_^: no disrespect tho
pence-pence: i feel like she’d kill a man
matchy<3: she like probably has
creature: i would never condone killing!
GB: For some reason I doubt that.
pence-pence: girl didn’t you literally tape a fly to the wall and decapitate it and pluck its limbs off once
winner!: she WHAT
GB: Point proven.
creature: bugs are different.
TB: THAT’S HORRIFYING?????
Donut: DEAR GOD PILLOW
matchy<3: I LIKE HATE BUGS TOO BUT 😨😨😨
taggy^_^: DAMN
taggy^_^: anyways where’s yellow face been this entire time
pence-pence: idk he just dipped
matchy<3: i don’t really like care. he’s like super annoying
YellowFaceTM: HEY
matchy<3: HUH???
Donut: Okayyy I think I have a fitting name for this group chat
[Donut changed the chat name to Chaos]