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Tim prided himself on solving mysteries, after all, its where he excels. Give him a puzzle and its cracked in no time, it’s how he spends the defeat of not having a social life. But this one puzzle, this one he just can’t solve no matter what angle he looks at it. Superman. Batman. Superman and Batman, Batman and Superman.
How were they even friends?
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- Part 1 of unofficially official
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"excuse me?"
Oh no. oh no. Dick looked across from the menu as a deep murderous scowl took over his features. Damn, he wasn't even blinking at the cashier. When Dick first convinced Clark to get Bruce to go to Batburger, he was too giddy with excitement to think about, well, this. He really wished Big blue would get his ass here.
"Be nice, Bruce," he warned lightly, pulling at his collar and eyeing the taller man wearily.
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- Part 2 of unofficially official
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Clark shifted in his chair, ran his hands up and down his thighs and took a deep breath as Bruce stared back at him seriously. Jason inched forward a little more, his curiosity peaking at what was making the man so nervous.
"I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet."
And wow. Holy fucking shit. He did not expect the first words he heard from Superman in person to be that.
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- Part 3 of unofficially official
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"What is the meaning of this!"
"Good evening to you too, Damien." his father replied dryly, sparing him a glance from the tv as the door smashed back against the wall.
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- Part 4 of unofficially official
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"J'onn said he is recovering well."
"He wouldn't even have to recover if he didn't try and be a god damn martyr," Bruce growled,
Diana hummed. Her lips curved upwards as Bruce side eyed her. "Reminds me of someone else I know."
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- Part 5 of unofficially official
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"Who shat in your bat-crunchies this morning?" he grinned, never being able to resist poking a beast when one was in front of him, and as Bruce's jaw tensed in annoyance he let satisfaction pull his lips a little wider.
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- Part 6 of unofficially official
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"You used your powers."
Clark smirked at him, "You just don't like that I'm the one on top this time."
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- Part 7 of unofficially official
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you don't stare at all your friends' bums when they walk away do you?"
"No ma'am, we are not. I wasn't-" A sudden crash cut him off, catching both of their attention to the far door.
"Crap," could faintly be heard, followed by a few more bangs. She had to suppress her smile, after all, she knew he would have been listening. All those years teaching him about ease dropping coming full circle, and usually, he was good as gold with it, but she had a feeling Bruce would be an exception. A voice called out from one of the other rooms. "Uh, I got your bum- I mean, I got your bumming. Your bedding!"
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- Part 8 of unofficially official
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Clark truly dented the underside of his desk with his knee as he squeaked out, "Bruce!"
The man in question grinned, his teeth sharp as his face morphed into a more sensual look as he leaned against the doorframe, arms crossed loosely against his chest.
"My name always sounds so good coming from your lips."
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- Part 9 of unofficially official
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"I don't understand what's going on right now with you," He said lowly, "But you need to sort yourself out or this will be over."
He stared at the floor in silence for some time before responding, his hand falling from his face. He didn't look up to Bruce. "What will be over?"
"Us."
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- Part 10 of unofficially official
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"So the young man has feelings, Master Bruce," he closed the book harsher than intended. "It's not a huge revelation, despite what you think they are a common occurrence in healthy adult males."
"It's not feelings in general Alfred, its romantic feelings. Feeling Feelings." the slit eyes as he spoke were humorous enough without him recoiling back in his chair as if the idea itself curled his stomach.
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- Part 11 of unofficially official
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He gestured into the air sharply, "But that's the point, like Bruce said we are not in a relationship, not really."
"But you want to be?" she guessed,
"Maybe. Yes?"
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- Part 12 of unofficially official
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"I have known that man since he was in diapers Mister Kent, and all you have done is shaken him. But now you have, you mustn't let him push you away, and he will try, for when he realizes he cares for someone, he treats it like a virus."
He huffed at that, "So I'm a virus now?"
He saw Alfred's lip quirk as the doors opened, "I'm afraid so, Mister Kent."
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- Part 13 of unofficially official
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The next thing he knew he had a very angry, pissed off face right up by his. And boy, was this not what he wanted. He saw the fire lit in his eyes, and he really couldn't help it when he looked down to his lips this time. A tongue darted out, and it seemed unintentional as Bruce bristled again like he realised what he'd done.
"You may act all innocent, Kent, but you don't fool me for a second." He snarled, pausing for effect as he stared dangerously. "Whatever game your playing, it ends now."
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- Part 14 of unofficially official
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Bruce snarled as he snagged a handful of Clark's uniform in his fist, "What the hell do you want from me?"
"I want to know when we are going to deal with this." Clark's eyebrow arched, eyes flicking down momentarily between them.
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- Part 15 of unofficially official