Crack Creed
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Ezio and Yusuf suffer with communication problems.
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- Part 1 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,610
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 340
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A lovely trip to the beach in Constantinople does a 180.
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- Part 2 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,649
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 165
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The Chocoholic and The Easter Bunnies by chocolafied, LunaTheLoneWolf
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed
08 Sep 2014
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Everyone was asleep one fine night weeks before Easter. Then they were awoken by the horrifying sound of Ezio finding the chocolate bunnies. Run Sofia, run.
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- Part 3 of Crack Creed
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Yusuf plays a prank on Sofia that makes everyone question his sexuality.
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- Part 4 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,421
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 260
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Paola has a boyfriend. They break up. She cries. Claudia makes tea while Caterina comforts. More girls show up. Soon, it's just a huge talk between all the single ladies at the base... or, most of them, at least.
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- Part 5 of Crack Creed
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Sofia decides to show that he does care about Ezio by getting her a vase of chocolate flowers. Now he just has to keep them away from the chocoholic before Valentine's day. Should be easy with Yusuf's help... right?
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- Part 6 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,807
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 133
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Ezio and Yusuf meet Haytham and Connor.
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- Part 7 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,234
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 577
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Sofia says he has some information on the Templars to get Ezio to go on a picnic. What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 8 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 991
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 177
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Ezio is away on a mission and leaves Leo in charge of teaching her novices. So Leo demonstrates how to use her parachute to get off the roofs. What better way to show the novices than a live demonstration?
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- Part 9 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,670
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 129
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There are a few rare occasions when Yusuf gets mad. Good thing is, that only happens when a combination of things happen to her. Bad thing is... they happened. Cesare shouldn't have touched those cookies.
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- Part 10 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,218
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 129
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All Ezio wanted to know was why Yusuf, Baby Bird, and Salāḥ ad-Dīn couldn't be in the same room together.
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- Part 11 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 478
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 144
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Don't let Yusuf near electronics with screens. EVER.
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- Part 12 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 909
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 173
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For once, it wasn't Yusuf who messed with his wardrobe.
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- Part 13 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,347
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 277
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Why Can't We Have Nice Things? by chocolafied, LunaTheLoneWolf
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed
14 Sep 2014
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Normal "dinner dates" don't involve tying one down to a chair.
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- Part 14 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 771
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 300
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Four times Duccio has chased after a skirt... And the four times he failed at getting them.
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- Part 15 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,160
- Chapters:
- 1/4
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 470
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Newton Made This For Our Entertainment by chocolafied, LunaTheLoneWolf
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed
14 Sep 2014
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Cesare and Gravity fall in love; Cesare quite literally "falling" head over heels for her.
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- Part 16 of Crack Creed
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Where Yusuf finds out about Sofia... Lord help that poor child.
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- Part 17 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 669
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 386
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Ezio is the Grinch of Valentine's Day...especially when people make plans for her.
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- Part 18 of Crack Creed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 790
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 234
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Ezio finally realizes that she's the problem and solves it.
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- Part 19 of Crack Creed