The Global Adventures of Rich Sweater Mom and His Filthy Metal Boyfriend
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brush your curly hair, bank me like a millionaire by ships_to_sail
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
01 Oct 2022
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Steve nods, and there’s a current of something that passes between he and Eddie. “I know you think I’m just some rich college drop out fuckboy."
“No, I know you’re a rich college dropout fuckboy," Eddie interrupts with a smile. Steve sighs, hangs his head, runs a hand through his hair. “Hey Steve?” Steve’s eyes meet Eddie’s in the harsh white light of the street lamp that sits off the driveway. “I know that you’re all of those things, and I brought you home anyway.”
Or, an AU in which Steve stays a wealthy asshole until he meets a guy named Eddie Munson, waiting tables in Chicago. Steve is hooked, can't explain why, and an intercontinental, kinky, sex-filled adventure commences!
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a kiss with a fist is better than none by ships_to_sail
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Oct 2022
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Eddie stiffens behind him, just for a second, but it’s enough that Steve notices, feels the way his fingers pulse against the soft skin of his lower belly. When Eddie speaks, his voice is thick and rough, drags across Steve’s skin like gravel. “We need to go. Now. To my show. And you’re not going to say shit like that to me anymore for a few hours, because if you do I’m going to skip this very important show to stay here and put you on your knees, which I cannot afford to do. And then, when I’m done, I’m going to come back here and show you exactly just how mad we get here at the Mad Hatter’s tea party, alright? If you understand, say, ‘Yes, Eddie’.”
Steve’s voice barely hits the level of a whisper when he says, “Yes, Eddie.”
Or, Steve makes choices, Eddie plays a show, and a violently good time is had by all!
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little super soaker, breaking my bed, such a dirty leather looker gonna ride him till I'm dead by ships_to_sail
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Oct 2022
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“The fuck?!” Steve squawks, but he’s laughing, and leaning back against the car a little bit as he hitches Eddie higher, bites playfully at Eddie’s chest before letting him go with one hand, the other shifting up to Eddie’s waist as he slides Eddie down the front of his body. It’s a little awkward with Eddie’s backpack preventing Steve from getting a good grip, but all it serves to do is lever their bodies even closer as Steve finds Eddie’s mouth on his way down, kisses him with a laugh as Eddie’s feet finally make contact with solid ground. “What the hell was that, spider monkey?”
“Gotta keep you on your toes, Stevie,” Eddie says, his thumbs finding his backpack straps as he beams up at Steve.
Or: Eddie flies to Cancun, forgets to use the bathroom, and ends the day needing more than one shower!
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you can set yourself on fire but you're never gonna learn by ships_to_sail
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Oct 2022
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“There’s just nothing to tell. Like, what, I’ve seen the guy a handful of times and all of a sudden I’m attached to my phone like a day trader, writing and deleting texts like I’m trying to write the great American novel? I’ve spent, like, less than a week’s worth of days with the guy, it’s — it’s literally nothing.”
Dustin leans his head to the side and studies Steve, eyes sharpening. “...you’re not kidding, are you?”
“Kidding about what?”
“About — Steve, do you really not know what ‘missing someone’ feels like?”Or: Steve does something reckless, Eddie makes sure he won't forget it, and commitments are made.
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When I see you on the screen, I get to freaking, so get down babe -- and I'll get down for you by ships_to_sail
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
31 Oct 2022
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There’s a feeling to a gathering like this that’s settling back over Eddie like a coat. A posture, an energy, a way of carrying oneself through the world that feels at once like a straight jacket and like a homecoming. He can feel it in the way the men look at each other, and at the women in their vicinity. In the way the smell of cold steel and gunpowder mixes with motor oil and long-tended leather to create a perfume so thick in the air it’s practically chewable.
‘Nothing like it,’ his Uncle Wayne would have said, and Eddie smiles at that.
Or: Corroded Coffin hits the road, creativity is the mother of invention, and two dumb boys finally talk about some feelings.
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So I do the deed, get up, and leave -- a climber and a sadist by ships_to_sail
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
13 Dec 2022
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He knows he’s staring, can feel the spit pooling underneath his tongue because he’s apparently forgotten how to swallow, and he clears his throat abruptly and looks over at Dustin, who is staring at him with a shit-eating grin on his face a mile wide. And Eddie has little brothers, he’s seen that face on Mike and Lucas more times than he’d care to remember, and he can’t help the friendly bristling that comes over his demeanor when he asks: “What?”
Dustin just laughs and shakes his head, putting his hands in his pockets. “Nothing, man. Nothing at all. I was — I was going to give you this whole big speech about not hurting my best friend but, uh. Now I’m thinking maybe that should be more of a group project than a solo assignment.”
Eddie blushes and rolls his eyes, tries to square his shoulders and infuse his spine with more flippancy than he feels when he says, “What does that even mean?”
“It means that I’ve watched Steve look at people like that his entire life and never once seen someone look back at him the same way.”
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Max LOVES Halloween, Dustin and Eddie finally meet, and Eddie puts Steve on his knees on top of the world and Hollywood Boulevard.
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i'm a part time soulmate, full time problem, so hold me like a grudge by ships_to_sail
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Apr 2023
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He feels heat explode across his face, not the slow creep of embarrassment but the sharp burst of panic, his brain racing to find a way to make these pictures disappear from the internet, from the collective memory of his friends, from Eddie, while also appearing that he couldn’t give a single shit about any of it because if he let them know they’d want to talk about it. And if there is one thing Steve can’t handle on top of being the most mortified he’s ever been, it would be having to talk to his fucking friends earnestly or honestly about it.
So he does the only thing he can think to do, the only thing his self-preservation instincts will allow him — he looks into Eddie’s eyes and lies.
Or, Steve spirals and Eddie pulls him back.
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