Humanizing the Gods
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the arms of the ocean delivered me by Itstheurgetofall
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
18 Sep 2024
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Human AU
New home. New state. New father. New weird family. Same Percy.
After moving in with the father he’s never met, Percy and Poseidon experience some to-be-expected growing pains.
Spanktember Day 17: warning swats
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- Part 17 of Spanktember 2024
- Part 1 of Humanizing the Gods
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love me like a sailor by Itstheurgetofall
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
30 Sep 2024
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After accidentally damaging Poseidon’s boat, Percy wants to make it up to his dad by cleaning up the boat. Only problem? He’s not allowed on it by himself. And Poseidon doesn’t seem to think the nice gesture warranted breaking that rule.
Spanktember Day 22: good intentions
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- Part 20 of Spanktember 2024
- Part 2 of Humanizing the Gods
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lovely bitter water by Itstheurgetofall
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
06 Oct 2024
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Poseidon thinks Percy's attitude has been subpar lately. Percy strongly disagrees.
(Human AU)
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- Part 3 of Humanizing the Gods
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running down to the riptide by Itstheurgetofall
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
30 Oct 2024
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After a family event turns sour, Percy decides that the best course of action would be to runaway. He brings Nico along for the ill-advised ride, and both their parents have a few things to say about it all.
(Human AU)
Warning: contains the spanking of a minor
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- Part 4 of Humanizing the Gods
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high tide, it's been rising up by Itstheurgetofall
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
22 Nov 2024
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Only a month into being at his new school and things are already starting to take a turn for the worst for Percy. Deciding he's in need of a day off, Percy skips school to have a bit of fun. Poseidon isn't a fan of this method of blowing off steam.
(Human AU)
Warning: contains the spanking of a minor
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- Part 5 of Humanizing the Gods
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rolling thunder, had cursed my bedroom by Itstheurgetofall
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
15 Dec 2024
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Jason Grace isn’t about to win a Stepson of the Year Award anytime soon. After a creative writing assignment for school gets a bit too honest about his thoughts on his stepmother, Hera, he winds up in more than a bit of trouble with his Dad.
(Human AU)
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- Part 6 of Humanizing the Gods
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they're fighting like dogs in the town across the river by Itstheurgetofall
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
06 Feb 2025
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Poseidon chaperoning Percy's class trip to the aquarium should've been a fun time for all, but Percy's not exactly known for being on his best behaviour during field trips.
Human AU
Warning: contains the spanking of a minor by a parent
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- Part 7 of Humanizing the Gods
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boats that stay in the harbor are safe, sweetheart (but that's not what boats were built for) by Itstheurgetofall
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
06 Mar 2025
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Gabe Ugliano died on a regular old Tuesday morning.
His final act of asshole-ness was to ruin Percy’s day.
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The death of his former stepfather leads Percy on a solo, ill-advised, unsanctioned adventure back to New York. When his dad finally finds him, he's isn't thrilled to say the least.
(part an ongoing human AU)
Warning: will contain the spanking of a minor by a parent.
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- Part 8 of Humanizing the Gods
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bridge over water, i'm jumping off by Itstheurgetofall
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
13 May 2025
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There was a woman in the kitchen.
There was a woman in Dad’s bathrobe in the kitchen. Like, where Percy ate and everything.
Sitting at the table, smiling all serene in a way she had definitely not earned, she was eating Percy’s cornflakes.
What the hell?
Or: Poseidon has done the unthinkable—he’s started to go out on dates. Percy is not handling this betrayal very well.
Warning: will contain the spanking of a minor
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- Part 9 of Humanizing the Gods
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i'm forever young in the sun by Itstheurgetofall
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
15 Aug 2025
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Apollo enlists the help of his brother Ares in his scheme to get a motorcycle against their father's wishes. It all would've gone great if he didn't have such fabulous hair, demanding to ride around helmet-less.
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Human AU
Warning: contains parental spanking
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- Part 10 of Humanizing the Gods