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Legally Married, Morally Confused by Kiwiwatermelongrapejuice
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
31 Mar 2025
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Louis Tomlinson is just a bartender. A chaotic little shit of a bartender, sure, but still—a normal, very straight man just trying to flirt with models and get free drinks out of it.
Until he accidentally Snapchats a murder.
With a leprechaun filter.
To his public story.Now he’s the FBI’s biggest headache and only eyewitness in a high-profile assassination. Which is why he ends up in Witness Protection—with a fake husband.
Enter: Harry Styles.
FBI adjacent. Professional. Mysterious.
Also alarmingly good at pretending to be married.For safety, they must convincingly pose as newlyweds.
Hold hands. Sit close. Share a bed.
You know. Normal married stuff.It’s all fake.
Totally fake.
Absolutely, definitely fake....Until it starts to feel like it’s not.
Now they’re stuck in suburbia with nosy neighbors, flirty baristas, Niall texting from FBI HQ, and a growing number of feelings no one wants to name.
There are rules.
They just keep breaking them.Or:
The one where Louis goes into Witness Protection and ends up in a fake marriage with a very real problem: he might be catching feelings for his FBI-assigned husband.Series
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I Take This Magnetic Force of a Man by LovelyRita1967 for Blaire_Seton
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Dec 2023
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“How’s your leg?”
“Fine,” the witcher grunted, trying to hide a grimace as he fell onto the bench.
Jaskier rolled his eyes as he sat next to him. “Right, except clearly it’s not.”
“It’s fine,” Geralt growled, scanning the crowded tavern for someone who might bring them ale.
“Imagine being honest about your feelings, ever. Just imagine.”Geralt and Jaskier finally get it on.
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Best Summer Ever by LovelyRita1967
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
31 May 2021
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Jaskier pinned on his nametag and took one last look in the mirror. The red shorts barely covered his ass. These camp counsellor uniforms were cute. The summer was probably going to suck, but at least he looked good. Now that he had finished college, his parents had insisted he get a ‘real job’, because apparently being a musician didn’t count. So here he was, facing a month of terrible food, painfully early mornings, and bloodthirsty mosquitoes.
He stashed his suitcase under his bed and headed down to the lake for the counsellor orientation. He examined the crowd milling about, on the lookout for a potential friend, when a flash of light on the dock caught his attention.
A man - no, a god - was pulling himself out of the lake, water cascading down his muscled torso, sunlight glinting off his long white hair.
“Who is that?” he asked no one in particular.
“That’s Geralt, the athletic director,” a woman standing nearby answered him. “I know, right?” she added wistfully.
“Jesus.”
“Well, good luck,” the woman sighed. “Lucky for you, he’s gay.”
Jaskier smiled and straightened his nametag. This was going to be the best summer ever.
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We Never Said Our Love Was Evergreen by Pumpkinspice_Lou for Karukara's Writing Contest
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
16 Nov 2014
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Harry takes his position at the top of the grand staircase, eyes washing over the crowd. It’s a sea of formality, ornate fish following the waves the music dictates, the current of Victorian tradition. Harry begins to wonder if perhaps that is his problem. Being stuck in an endless circle is why what he yearns for most in this world is still so cruelly out of his reach. Before the thought can grow and wreak havoc though, something catches Harry’s eye in the middle of the ballroom.
OR A Victorian Masquerade Ball AU where Harry is basically the Phantom of the Opera
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It was a particularly lonely night when Harry walked through his door with a flurry of snow. He was a little rough around the edges with a trucker hat pushed down over untamed long hair. He looked a little greasy, a shower definitely not in his recent past. His tan Carhartt work coat was smudged with dirt and oil and caked with grime, his hands shoved deep in his pockets. The scent was overwhelming as soon as he walked in, unmasked alpha from days on the road stewing in a cab of his own pheromones. Louis was sure it was so deep into the fabric of his coat that no amount of washing would ever truly remove the stench.
The worlds align when Louis meets an alpha from the road with as many secrets as he holds himself.
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Derek discovers that Stiles has been living with a demon inside of him for most of his life. What starts as a confrontation turns into something else altogether.
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The ‘Funhouse’ is an establishment that caters to boys with pussies and those that desire the opportunity to use and humiliate them.
The boy in question is blindfolded, unable to see the identity of the strangers taking pleasure from him. However, there is the option to remove the blindfold and officially meet after the session.
Louis has only offered himself up to the Funhouse several times before and the experience never left him particularly satisfied.
He decides to give the Funhouse a final try, opting for a session with a single stranger rather than a group. He decides that he will meet with the stranger afterwards just as long as the sex happens to be good. After all, what harm can it do to officially meet the stranger? It’s not like he’ll actually know the person who touches him… right?
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angels, living in the garden of evil (looking to be fucked hard) by slutrry
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
12 Jul 2025
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"Just so you know, Mister, I only get on my knees to pray," he straightens up, bringing his toes together as if it might somehow hide his half-naked body and the way he shudders from the movement of the chain connecting the clamps.
"No offense, but you don’t exactly look like a pious boy," Louis says, gesturing to his entire appearance with a sweep of his hand.
"That doesn’t mean I can’t be a good girl. And you can’t deny that I look divine."
OR a criminal au, where Louis is eccentric, ruthless, cold-blooded, and devilishly intelligent criminal mastermind and every month he hosts themed parties for special guests at his club, the Garden of Evil. The only rule is — whatever happens on those nights stays within the walls of his Garden.
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Harry is a supermodel with a fake boyfriend. Louis is the captain and star forward of Manchester United with a fake girlfriend. They should have no problem having a completely platonic lunch between friends.
(They do.)
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“I’ll do it,” Harry offers brightly. No one even blinks. “I’ll do it?”
Louis sighs irritably. “Shut up,” he orders, tossing a pillow in the general direction of Harry’s face. This is a terrible time for jokes, especially Harry’s lame, old people ones.
Not that it was an old people joke. Just that most of the time Harry’s jokes consist of knock-knocks or terrible puns. The type of jokes old people like, Louis’ pretty sure. His nan always finds them hilarious when Harry tells her one.
Harry bats the pillow out of the air without even blinking. “Be reasonable, Lou,” he says in his most reasonable voice.
Louis is perfectly reasonable, thank you very much, and he’s also frustrated and upset and tired and he really wants to punch something. Maybe he should have held on to that pillow a little longer.
“You’re not gonna fucking do it,” he snaps. “That’s the last thing I need.”
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Stiles hadn’t meant for it to become a thing. He’d just been interested in helping out his fellow man. He certainly hadn't meant for anyone to find out about it.
Or the one where Stiles makes amateur porn, and of course, a certain alpha finds out about it.
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Down in the arena, the triumphant gladiator places his foot on the back of the loser, holding him there as he waits for instruction on his next move. Kill or let live. It’s barbaric, really, the bloodlust involved in this sport. Louis is pretty sure that if it wasn’t for his distaste for the killing there would be a lot more blood soaking that sand.
As it is, his father rarely gives the kill order anymore. He gives the order to let the loser live. Louis rolls his eyes, turning away. He doesn’t miss the way the gladiator’s eyes linger on him.
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Stiles is a slightly-older-and-very-sexy librarian and Derek has a thirst for knowledge.
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“Do you like cigarettes after sex?”
Harry blanched, wondering why on earth Louis would ask him a question like that.
“Oh, well, I - well I have asthma, and ehm, I’m actually a virgin, so,” Harry managed to stutter out, answering purely on instinct as he fiddled with the edge of the vinyl case he was holding and looked at Louis nervously.
He met Louis’ eye after a few seconds and saw an amused glint, one of his curved eyebrows raised in question as he nodded down at the vinyl in Harry’s hands. Harry looked down and was met with three words in white, serif typeface against a misty black background:
Cigarettes After Sex
or the one where harry's in his mid-20's so it's probably about time louis took his virginity
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He doesn't know his name, he doesn't know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he's on the run with. But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.
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Derek had always thought his ability to pick up strays was a bit of a hindrance. But then he met Stiles.
