7 Works in Abraham H. Parnassus/Rey (Star Wars)
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Planting seeds by Blueyedgurl for DhampirsDrinkEspresso
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
12 Mar 2025
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Parnassus brings a his rival's granddaughter home for his grandson to plant their seed and ruin the Palpatine name. Too bad Rey and Kylo have their own secrets that are going to derail his plans, but neither of them are really bothered by the prospect of having to fuck everyday.
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I'd Marry You for Your Money in a Minute by incognitoreylo
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Career Day - SNL Sketch, Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Apr 2022
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The Rey and Parnassus fic that everyone begged no one to make.
Rey becomes Abraham Parnassus’ sugar baby to pay for college. When she meets Ben at the country club a wrench is thrown in her plans. -
Oil Baron Parnassus by Anonymous
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Saturday Night Live
16 Dec 2018
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The one where Rey wakes to finds a very strange old man above her, and she's into it.
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Don't negotiate by Empty_Rainbow
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Nov 2018
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Nonvember Day 6: Forced Prostitution
Rey accompanies Unkar PLutt to the house of Mr. Parnassus. What business can a junk dealer have with an oil tycoon?
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Who kidnapped Rey? by Empty_Rainbow
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Nov 2018
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Nonvember Day 1: Kidnapping
Rey left home one night, never returned to her house, nobody seems to have seen anything...
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The Art of the Deal by sidsaid for MarvellousTej, TourmalineGreen, JenfysNest, avidvampirehunter, elemie89, Audrey4ever
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Saturday Night Live
08 Oct 2018
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After 40 years in the oil industry and a tidy fortune piling up in his vault in the bank, Abraham H. Parnassus turns to his true passion: Acting. Though the problem with method acting is, you sometimes get a little too close to the role.
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The Last Oil Baron by SilverMiko for
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Saturday Night Live
02 Oct 2018
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Abraham H Parnassus is an oil man, and oil is not for the weak. He has crushed his enemies, especially HR Obi Wan Pickens! When engages this rivalry against Pickens sole heir, he doesn't expect her to be a delectable young Omega. Well then, his revenge will have a change of plans.