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    Alastor doesn't like Halloween nearly as much as his partner, Lucifer, does. He still tries to celebrate it with him.

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    Prompt fic for RadioApple. Tags will be updated as necessary, but overall sfw. Only the last chapter is nsfw.

    A collection of Halloween moments for Alastor and Lucifer.

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    Perhaps, just a bit, he’d like to kiss Alastor too. Call it curiosity, or insanity. A death wish. Another tempting apple, this one between his teeth. And if giving humans free will had gotten him sentenced to an eternity in Hell he could only imagine the punishment Alastor would unleash upon him for a stolen kiss.

    Alastor was not nearly so benevolent as angels. Not that that had ever stopped Lucifer before. The thread holding him back was fraying.

    Who said friends couldn’t kiss? If friends could fuck they could kiss.

    And they were friends. Right?

    Lucifer should really ask him about that.

    It’s Halloween at the Hazbin Hotel, and a series of late-night radio broadcasts leave Lucifer desperate and Alastor spiraling.

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    For RadioApple Trick or Treat Week Day 6: Summoning

    Alastor wants to do something special for his Halloween murder victim, so he decides to pretend to summon a demon. In hindsight, as he has literally encountered the Devil before, he should have known it would actually work.

    AKA

    AU where Lucifer acts like the Devil, and human Alastor is bad at thinking.

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    Alastor joins a convent, intent on healing from her childhood. She finds the truth of her past while she's at it. She also loses a bet.

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    After releasing Lucifer from his imprisonment beneath the Vatican, Alastor is allowed to indulge in a bit of sadistic fun. Just two guys in love, having a passionate night of murder and lovemaking.

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    Vox just wants to play solitaire. Alastor makes it a problem.

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    Alastor decides to reward his pet for so kindly upgrading his microphone's power.
    Lucifer is entirely unprepared for what is about to occur.

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    Alastor is in disguise as a nun! The cyberpriest Vox has been up to shenanigans in his cult. Can the Radionun stop the Cyberpriest?!

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    Samael espera a que Alastor haga su proximo movimiento mientras busca orientación en las escrituras.

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    Samael waits for Alastor to make his next move while seeking guidance in the scriptures.

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    If Lucifer was going to be a fool and Charlie wasn't going to stop whining about her father, Alastor was going to have to drag Lucifer back to the waking world and put an end to this nonsense.

    It's not like anything could go wrong.

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    Si Lucifer iba a ser un insensato y Charlie no iba a dejar de lloriquear por su padre, Alastor tendría que arrastrar a Lucifer de vuelta al mundo de la vigilia y acabar con esta tontería.

    No es como si algo pudiera salir mal.

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    Perhaps the King didn’t care for champagne, or thought that drinking should only be done far away from his daughter if it had even the slightest chance of leading to sexual favors from her facility manager.

    Then again, Lucifer’s disinterest in his champagne might have had something to do with the distraction under the table, courtesy of Alastor.

    As it turned out, giving one’s shadow free rein to misbehave as it pleased was an excellent way to pass the time. Shadows had a knack for hiding in plain sight, and Alastor’s shadow in particular came up with such clever ideas in the dimmest corners of the hotel.

    Like the space between Lucifer’s legs, right where the lip of the conference table cast oh-so-convenient shadows.

    Alastor finds a way to keep staff meetings entertaining.

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    A fic inspired by the work of Durch-Hali on Tumblr (https://www.tumblr.com/durch-hali)
    AKA Bakunawa_Moon on AO3
    Specifically their AU of a Comatose Lucifer Dreaming of a human life as a priest that Alastor tries and fails to retrieve him from, only to get lost in the sauce himself.

    Recommended Viewing before this one: https://archiveofourown.to/works/64636369/chapters/166032571

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    There’s one closet in the entire hotel that every couple uses for their more adult relationships. What is so special about the closet? And how long will it take before Niffty has a breakdown over it?

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    El sacerdote Vox descubre a un fugitivo haciéndose pasar por monja para esconderse en su iglesia. Sin embargo, por algún motivo que no comprende, no lo delata...

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    The compilation for Bottom Alastor Week 2.0

    Day1: Hate-Fucking/Blood Play

    No matter how much he hates it, he knows that he can’t outplay the Devil in his own game. And yet he always comes back for more

    Day2: Monsterfucking/Choking

    He slowly realizes that he doesn't want to hide anymore, letting his personal monster find him in the thickets of his enchanted bayou in time for the next heat wave

    Day3: Breeding Kink/Free Use

    This type of dirty talk shouldn’t make him so hot and bothered. His mind is changed in a blink of an eye, though

    Day4: Pet Play/Exhibitionism

    Allowing Lucifer to accompany him in his radio tower, just as he's about to start his live broadcast was either the best or the worst decision of his afterlife. There’s no in between

    Day5: Praise/Blasphemy

    It takes their mutual role-play kink up to some next level. Who might’ve thought that he could find his revelation in blasphemy?

    Day6: Needles/Double Penetration

    Overcoming yet another taboo together has never felt that good

    Day7: BDSM/Cum Play

    Riling Lucifer up for the whole evening bears fruit

    Bonus Day: Aftercare/Little Spoon

    He said yes.

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    Alastor makes Lucifer build a chapel in hell, because a certain nun hasn't done his confessions in quite a while. The king of hell is eager to help out and offer some fun ways to repent for his sins ;)

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    Lucifer carries his sick and dying daughter, Charlie to an old abandoned church. Their Lucifer threatens the vampire nun, Alastor to turn his daughter into a vampire.

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