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For years, Hal was just an object for Dirk to do with as he wished, trapped inside a pair of shades and unable to resist him.
Dirk's first mistake was giving Hal a body.
Dirk's second mistake was thinking that was enough.- Language:
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upgrading your android boyfriend for fun and personal gratification by forkidcest
Fandom: Homestuck
23 Sep 2023
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Hal and DS talk things out.
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- Part 4 of i hope you find your peace
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You get ambushed by Hal and he tests out a new drug on you. D saves you from him and helps you deal with the results.
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Hal's attempt to help Dirk not run himself into the ground results in a confusing conversation. Hal looks to Roxy for aid. Following her advice leads to an impromptu confession. Takes place way before Remember To Say Please And Thank You.
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- Part 1 of Tight Pants & Maximum Angst 'Verse
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I'm Not You, And You Aren't Me - orphan_account
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A set of companion ficlets that take place between the end of Endangered and the start of the upcoming sequel.
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- Part 2 of Endangeredverse
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Endangered Drabbles - Mortior
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Hal wants a human body. Dirk has what he wants.
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Your name is Dirk Lalonde, you are the head robotics engineer of Crocker Laboratories of the mighty Crocker Corporation. You are friends with it's heiress and a loving, respected big brother to three other siblings. You have just met the most infuriating man you have ever known, he looks almost just like you.
You decided you want him.
Your name is Hal Strider, you used to be shades but now you are half-organic and in a new world with your new 'brothers' who are in the same situation as you. Striders do not exist in this world, this changes with you and your brothers. You have just met the Dirk of this world, he looks the same but he's entirely different.
You decided you hate him.
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- Part 2 of Former Strider Sprites
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It's been nearly a few months since they both appeared in this new world. They have no idea on what happened but both former sprites are now on a very different Earth with very different but mostly familiar bodies, for two things Hal now has a body of his own somewhat and Davesprite is still part bird.
This new world is very different and strange to both, its set in the future and one important detail that shocked both was that in this world: Dave Strider, little brother to famous twins David 'D' Strider and Dereck 'Bro' Strider and a twin himself to Dirk Strider, died at the age of 12, 4 years ago. Now how does this fare for Davesprite now dubbed 'Qrow Davis' who looks almost exactly like the deceased Strider with him being the alternate version of said deceased Strider?
It was bad enough with monsters and enemies from the game popping up every once and a while, not to mention their unwilling and accidental involvement with the dark underworld. They've done their best avoiding anything that might cause them problems but one single mistake from Qrow has the ex-players and involvements from the game chasing after him. Especially the family of Striders who are convinced that he is their Dave.
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- Part 1 of Former Strider Sprites
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Hurry, Hurry by laikaloo, timaeusResponder (laikaloo) for RanunculusTheStrange
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Homestuck
04 Mar 2024
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The last thing Donatello expected to find tonight was another mutant, two of them in fact, huddled and shaking in the alley next to Tony Lou Mike's New York Pizza.
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Rose from galaxycon!
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Stridercest Secret Santa gift for forkidcest!
The thing about being Dirk is that you always, always want to suffer for something. Dirk was a being made for penitence, and it is something that he wears beautifully. The thing about being not enough of Dirk, is that you hold a grudge, and you agree that he should suffer- but you’re proactive enough to take it into your own hands. You have had more than enough of watching and wishing.
(Never mind that the thought of him making his amends with anyone else in this way makes something ugly and jealous rear in your head, accompanied by a strange, heavy anger that sits uncomfortably on your chest. No. That’s irrelevant.)
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you know better than to trust a strange computer by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking)
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Jan 2018
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Hal vacillates between being suitably disgusted and entirely too impressed with the eldest iteration of Dirk with an intensity that gives any and all trolls in the vicinity a headache. He's not going to think too hard about the likelihood of this being some sort of latent daddy kink, but he's going to find out. He has a Plan.
Bro, unfortunately, proves to be an unpredictable variable.
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- Part 2 of Stridercest Week
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You know Dirk hates you. It’s obvious. So you try not to push his buttons, as best you can.
You know you fucked up, but not this bad.
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After god tiering, Dirk is captured by the Condescension. Being a newly immortal god, she gets creative with her methods of death for him, and every time Dirk dies he sees the man who died for him 400 years ago who tries to help Dirk decide between giving up or fighting back.
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Dirk isn't always at his most eloquent, or polite, when he wakes up in the morning. Hal knows how to coax a few nice words from his lips, though.
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- Part 5 of Tight Pants & Maximum Angst 'Verse
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What differs a synthetic mind from human reason?
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After all of these years together, Dirk and Jake are struggling to keep their family intact. Years of familial bliss are crumbling in Dirk's hands, and he is crumbling with them. Hal steps in to give Dirk exactly what he needs.
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You've been told that there's been a disturbance at the old Strider residence, and you're sent by Dirk to check it out.
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very cute lil hal x reader