14 Works in Autistic Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)

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    " Guillermo met his eyes across the courtyard, and for a moment the human was grave and resolute as a warrior in battle, resigned to his fate yet defiant to its circumstances. For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.

    But then the human had done something outrageous.

    Then the human had smiled. "

    In the end, when all was said and done, the marriage of Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo de la Cruz would be remembered as a pivotal and defining moment in the history of human and vampiric society alike.

    In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.

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    160,712
    Chapters:
    81/?
    Comments:
    3,496
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    3,485
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    As per usual, Guillermo De La Cruz is sent out to go find some people for Nandor and the gang to feed on.

    But the normalities stop when he brings home two men, Doctor Herbert West and Doctor Daniel Cain, who change their lives forever.

    ...Or they accidentally turn Dan into a vampire and accidentally let Herbert live. Whichever sounds cooler.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,509
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    547
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    Guillermo sometimes wonders if he could get away with dying without anyone noticing for a while. He can't.

    Language:
    English
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    1,916
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    858
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    Hello,

    I used to live in your house. I’m drunk in Staten Island and this is the only address I know. The one I can remember that is not my current one.

    I’m also really sad, person who is reading this.

    This is a collection of letters between two strangers who could simply choose to stop responding to the other but don't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,611
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    676
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    Nandor wishes to become human in an attempt to regain control over his life, but can he readjust to humanity after 700 years of vampirism?

    This fic will be heavy on Nandor's relationship to himself and others. Although there will be some romance, it will mostly be centered on self actualization.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,008
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,195
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    Guillermo has been waiting. He got used to wait, he waited for 13 years, he can wait a bit longer, even if these few weeks feel much longer than the past decade. 

    He felt like he was two steps behind, he didn't know if it was worth hoping if he didn't even know if Nandor would come back. 

    He shook the idea off his head. Nandor will come back.

    In the meantime, he will wait.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,876
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,444
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    After a failed journey around the world, Nandor returns to Staten Island and discovers the truth about Guillermo's abssense. In a blimp of self realization, Nandor accepts his love towards his ex-familiar and asks for the help of his new little roommate to ask him out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,810
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,126
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    Nandor had handled greater hardships with much more grace. He'd lost battles, lost companions, lost rivers of blood, but none of those had reduced him to such a shameful state.

    ~

    A sequence of unrelated events lead to Nandor having a meltdown.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,711
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    309
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1,757
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    Nandor's a prince, Guillermo's a strong bodyguard. They're a perfect match.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,167
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    368
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    Nandor is an idiot (tm) and doesn't understand humans
    like
    at all

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    187
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    557
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    Colin Robinson hisses.

    Evie Russell does not.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,032
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    279
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    Nandor's acting a bit strange. Lucky for Guillermo, he's used to Nandor acting strange. And besides, this type of strange is rather... Cute.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,614
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    136
    Kudos:
    362
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    5,210
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    For some vampires, a Saturday night on the town is a perfect opportunity to practice some of the hedonistic debaucheries for which they are so renowned. For others, however, it is one piece of a perfectly assembled routine. A routine complete with pre-formulized outfits and a rigid set of customs. However, when Nandor's quintessential night-on-the-town cape goes missing, concern soon spirals into a panic as imperative customs go awry. Luckily, Guillermo is available to lend a helping hand.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,755
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    916
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    Vampires are creatures of habit, Nandor more than most. Guillermo's arrival in Nandor's life brought more change than he could have predicted, but it isn't all for the worst. A little exploration of the changes that season three brought, and how Nandor struggled to balance them all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,824
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    558

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