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    Everyone wanted more of pregnant Vox, so here we are. Vox’s experience carrying Calloway. All while dealing with some vengeful Angels.

    Context is non-existent.

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    33,448
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    9/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    3,313
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    A collection of drabbles and short fics centered around Alastor and Angel Dust's varied potential relationships.

    Language:
    English
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    10,505
    Chapters:
    8/31
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    He hated how pathetic he felt right now. Angel slumped, letting Alastor guide him back to laying down on the couch. "You're such a prick," He muttered, voice cracking defeatedly.

    Alastor smoothing the blanket back over him with maddening patience. "And yet you married me. What does that say about your judgment, hmm?"

    Angel gave him a glare sharp enough to cut through glass, it lacked its usual venom but it was enough to get the point across. His head pounded too much for that. "Says I was probably drunk."
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    SICKTEMBER:
    30. You're too sick to (blank)

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    English
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    2,447
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    177
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    Angel leaned down, their faces inches apart, smirking despite the faint tremor in his knees. "And what are you gonna do, lock me in the bedroom? I'll chew through the damn door."

    Alastor chuckled, low and dangerous, leaning close enough for the static radiating from him to start buzzing against Angel's ears. "Don't test me."
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    SICKTEMBER:
    29. Came Back Worse/Round Two

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    English
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    1,576
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
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    2
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    Alastor froze. His grin didn't falter, it rarely ever did, but his eyes darted towards the clock on the wall. "Ohhh, I would just love to, darling, but alas! I have… Commitments. Pressing matters! Engagements!" Waving his hand, evasive as ever.

    Angel blinked at him, frowning. "So… No cuddle?"

    "Erm… no."
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    SICKTEMBER:
    27. "I'm sick, not stupid"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,545
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    166
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    "Al…" Angel croaked, his voice scratchy and pitiful. "I'm dyin'."

    A quiet smooth chuckle rolled through the room, warm and unaffected by sickness. From the corner, Alastor emerged. Having been right outside of Angel's eyeline. Holding a tray, though at the moment, Angel could barely focus past the dizziness to push himself up and see what was on it.

    "Ah, darling." He said, voice amused as ever. "If you were truly dying, you wouldn't have the strength to complain about it."

    Angel giving him a half-hearted glare. "You're real funny. Come closer so I can cough in your face."
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    SICKTEMBER:
    26. Slow Recovery Time

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,649
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    128
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    Angel groaned dramatically, tossing his head back with a sniffle. "Ya sound like Charlie, always worryin'. I told ya, I'm fineee. Look at me, healthy as a-" He choked, leaning back as he turned his head, breaking off into the eighth coughing fit today, hacking so hard he had to take a second to catch his breath. 

    "-horse," Angel wheezed weakly once he caught his breath.

    "Yes!" Alastor clapping his hands together, delighted. "A dying one!"
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    SICKTEMBER:
    25. Medicine

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    Language:
    English
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    1,989
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    143
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    Which was all Alastor needed, in an instant his arm tightening around Angel's shoulders, ushering him towards the couch. "Sit. You are to rest, the doctor's orders were quite clear. You are to avoid any strenuous activity. That includes, bending, stretching and-"

    "Breathin'?" Angel teased, though the tension in his jaw betrayed the flicker of pain.

    Alastor's eyes narrowed. "Don't tempt me to enforce it."
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    SICKTEMBER:
    22. Overdoing It

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    1,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    120
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    "I don't wanna sleep…" He mumbled, "Yer' fussin… Guess I'm not lookin' so hot, huh?"

    "You look positively dreadful," Alastor replied bluntly. Then something gentler, "Which means you need rest."
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    SICKTEMBER:
    20. Fever Nightmares

    Series
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    English
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    1,181
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
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    3
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    Alastor's brows knitted in sympathy, "Then let's see what can be done about that then, hmm?" Standing briskly as he adjusted his waistcoat. "Wait here"

    Angel let out a breathy laugh despite himself. "Like I'm goin' anywhere…"
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    SICKTEMBER:
    19. Stomach Ache

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    212
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    Angel snorted weakly, sitting up with a little effort. “You? Playin’ nurse? That’s a first.”

    “Don’t spread it around,” Alastor hummed, offering a hand to help him stand. “I do have a reputation to uphold after all.”
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    SICKTEMBER:
    10. Red Eyes

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,355
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    193
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    “This is kidnapping! You're kidnapping me!" Angel cried dramatically, though his laughter ruined the act. "I don't consent to you stealing me! I don't consent!"
    "You consented the day you married me," Alastor said flatly.
    … “Damn, can’t argue with that logic.”
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    SICKTEMBER:
    9. "Get your butt back in bed!"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,454
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    276
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    Angel frowned, upset. “Yer enjoyin’ this, huh?”

    “My dear, I find you endlessly entertaining in all conditions.” He grinned wider, voice softening. “Though suffering is something I’d prefer not to see.”
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    SICKTEMBER:
    8. Aches and pains

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,402
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    204
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    Alastor rose to his feet where he’d been sitting by the bayous dock, smoothing down his waistcoat. His smile didn’t falter, it never did. But something softer, quieter, slipped into his posture. “Ahh,” he drawled. “So the loud-mouthed Angel Dust has finally been reduced to silence. What a tragedy…” He snickered. “... And what a mercy.”
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    SICKTEMBER:
    7. “There’s a frog in my throat”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,339
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    187
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    Alastor: How are you feeling, my dear?
    Angel: all good bb, wuu2?
    Alastor: Just waiting until you’re home again, do you have any idea how long you’ll be?
    Angel: nahh valz pretty pissed so dunno if im getting back later 2night or what but im fineee
    Alastor: I can guarantee you probably aren’t, but I’ll be waiting for you, do stay safe.
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    SICKTEMBER:
    2. “Forced to go to work while sick”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,050
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    242
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    When the small fit finally subsided, Angel let out a shaky laugh that wasn’t really a laugh at all, ironic if anything. “Hah… Couldn’t sleep,” He rasped, he sounded wrecked. “Feel like my lungs are tryna’ fuckin’ drown me.” He muttered.

    That was enough for him, moving forward Alastor gently brushed his hand against Angel’s back, rubbing it in circles. “You sound dreadful, Dear. Why didn’t you think to wake me?”
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    SICKTEMBER:
    1. “It’s the middle of the night, why are you up?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    278
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    Angel hiccuped. "But- It was so stupid, who does that? I don't even like how they taste- I shoulda remembered. Who even fucks up somethin' that simple? You're just gonna- You're gonna think I'm a fuckin'-"

    "Stop." He interrupted. Sitting up firmer as he actually climbed onto the bed, sitting besides his love. "I do not think you're stupid. I think you're frightened. And I think you need care. That's all."
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    Or: Angel accidentally fucks up when taking his meds, Alastor is damage control.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,797
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    425
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    Day 5: Tired Husk/Caring Alastor

    * He coughed lightly into his fist, groaning. His head felt like it was stuffed with cotton, nose stuffed up and throat slightly scratchy. Husk felt warm and had opted to dress a bit more casually today. Instead of his usual suits, he just had on a thin dress shirt, suspenders, and his more casual and comfortable dress pants. His wings ached faintly, feeling heavy and making Husk grow even more tired than he already was. *

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,875
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    406
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    When the others go out for a night on the town, Alastor is (reluctantly) left to take care of an unwell Charlie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    457
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    There was nothing wrong with some downtime after a *month* of festivities. Maybe a bottle of hard cider. And why does this jerk have to show up now?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    305

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