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    Clark Kent gets accosted by an out of town vigilante while reading up on Bruce Wayne. He just happens to be a huge fan of said hero.

    Batman stumbles upon an attractive reporter reading up about his alter ego in an unsafe part of town. He escorts him home like the gentleman he is.

    This is a Clark Kent × Batman pairing.

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    Lex has gotten too used to having a well behaved dog. He doesn't know its his own dog misbehaving, however.

    In which Superman brat tames an annoying and obsessive Lex Luthor after catching him masturbating to his fights.

     

    This is a Superman × Lex Luthor pairing.

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    Clark Kent can't stand Bruce Wayne.

    He's also a huge, huge fan of Batman.

    This is a Batman × Superman pairing.

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    He wasn't cut out to be a hero. But he was never a monster. It just existed. And for Lex Luthor, that was enough — because he was his son.

    Conner was born in the shadows, an abominable clone created from Superman'S DNA and his greatest enemy. To the world, it was a weapon. For Clark Kent, a scary mistake. But for Lex Luthor, upon discovering his existence, he is only one thing: a boy. A frightened, bright, broken boy in need of a father.

    Willing to face the Justice League, the world, and his own demons, Lex will do anything for him. He will give Conner the life he never had, no matter what the cost. Meanwhile, Clark Kent is forced to confront his prejudices and decide which side he will take in this family War.

    A slow-paced story about unexpected Parenthood, impossible redemption, and the chance to start over. This time, Lex won't lose his family. Not again.

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    Part of the point of the Monday morning meeting is for Perry to give them marching orders—who's doing what, and when, and why. Usually it's basic. Sometimes it's not. "Kent, Lane, I want you two to follow up on that link between Luthorcorp and Gotham's underworld supply chains, see if you can get anything substantial."

    Clark looks up at Lois with a grin. The air in the bullpen is electrocuted.

    This is why it's important to be at the Monday morning meeting.
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    This is set roughly two years after Man on Demand :)

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    Bruce thought he was ready for anything. He wasn’t ready for Clark to vanish mid‑battle--no trace, no sound, no body. Just absence.

    For weeks, Bruce claws through shadows and dead ends, obsession carving him down to the bone. Finding Clark isn’t a mission. It’s a vow. A promise. A confession he’s never spoken aloud.

    When the trail finally leads him into the dark, Bruce discovers that saving Clark isn’t the hard part. Surviving what it means--what it feels like--is.

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    "Superman doesn't have panic attacks-" "Well Clark Kent does."

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    Lex's nudes are leaked in the middle of battle

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    A life in which Superman and Batman don't meet as heroes among men but instead as Billionaire Bruce Wayne and News Reporter Clark Kent. A friendship or maybe more found all without knowing the truth of the other.

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    Bruce paused, looked at him strangely for a moment and tugged at his collar, pulled it up a little further on his throat, “Well, rushing out the door didn’t present much of an opportunity to cover it up much,” He gestured at Clark’s chest, “It wouldn’t be too much to ask if you could keep it out of the circuit?”

    “I’m not on shift,” Clark said, looking down at the Press pass hanging about his own neck, “Just here with a friend. Besides, I don’t think I could keep it out of all the papers, sorry.”

    Bruce nodded, not really seeming all that disappointed to hear it. Instead, he smiled, all perfect white teeth and empty eyes that were more tired than the last time Clark had seen them, “If you’re not here for business, can I interest you in some pleasure?”

     

    Or: Bruce and Clark discuss art. Clark can't help but feel it's about something more than that.
    It's definitely about something more than that.

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    Batman drew back, finally turning to look at him with coal dark eyes, the whites of them bright against the paint framing them. The cut along his cheek and jaw was gone, nothing more than the faint impression of a silvery line at the microscopic level, a five o’clock shadow smudging it out. Clark’s gaze alighted on the new texture of the undersuit, cuts of matte carbon fibre, faint traces of sea salt caught in the weave. A patchwork of night and shadow and the fog that lingered in the spaces between buildings. Sweat mixing with the oil of greasepaint, the synthetic plastic stink of kevlar and the high cut notes of steel.

    It was the closest Clark had been to him since that night in the alleyway the first time they’d met. Close enough to feel the warmth radiating off him, to watch the way the weak glow of lamp and floodlights caught on his cowl. Close enough to touch.

    “Hn,” Batman grunted and the sound rumbled from deep within his breastplate.

    “You called for me,” Clark said, “Why?”

     

    Or: Batman calls for Superman.

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    The hologram of his biological father had initially made him overjoyed. To be able to see one of the parents who'd created him, to talk to him, to, at last, ask questions and have them answered - it had been everything he'd ever wanted since ma and pa had told him how they'd found him as a baby. It should've been a slotting into place, a joining of parts; a filling in of that terrible, aching gap in his chest he'd felt ever since the day his powers started appearing and he knew he was irrevocably different. This secluded haven, this part of Krypton tucked safely away in sheets of ice, snow, and permafrost, should've been a comfort.

    Instead, it was a burden.

     

    Clark struggles with an identity he feels he isn't worthy of.
    Bruce knows exactly who he must be.

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    “The Batman?”

    Clark's cheeks were warm but he pushed forward regardless, “What, um, what do you make of him? He's been working in Gotham for about a year now, right?”

    “I wouldn't know. I've never met him,” Bruce shrugged, “And I don't think I'd like to.”

    “How come?”

    “He's violent. I can't say he hasn't been of some benefit - anyone can see that he’s exposed quite a lot of Gotham's underbelly, pointed out the flaws. But running around in a bat costume can hardly be regarded as the actions of a sane and well-adjusted man,” He said, a faint tug at one corner of his lips, a huff of derision in his tone, “Wouldn’t you agree?”

     

    Clark and Bruce have lunch. Their not-quite-a-friendship seems to bloom.
    (continues directly from part 10)

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    Eyes open. Keep them open. Keep watching, see everything.

    Written for Whumpril Day 5: Neglect

    Title is from Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood

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    Clark knows Bruce is watching. He always is. Every inch of Clark's life is under Bruce's scrutiny.

    He wouldn't have it any other way.

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    Contrary to popular belief, Superman has experienced physical pain, even before encountering kryptonite.

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    when bruce is in little space, clark has to name bruce's plushies before he can fuck his pussy.

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    “Bruce and Diana are pressed together, swaying to-and-fro in a not quite waltz. Clark swallows and carefully relaxes his grip on the half-full champagne flute in his hand.”

    Several months after his resurrection, Clark Kent has had to reimagine almost every aspect of his life. So what’s one more little change? A lot, it turns out. If only falling in love came as easily to Superman as flying does.

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    re·frac·tion
    /rəˈfrakSH(ə)n/

    noun PHYSICS

    The fact or phenomenon of light, radio waves, etc. being deflected in passing obliquely through the interface between one medium and another or through a medium of varying density; change in direction of propagation of any wave as a result of its traveling at different speeds at different points along the wave front; measurement of the focusing characteristics of an eye or eyes.

    Or after everything happens, Clark seeks Bruce out to talk.

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    Despite the array of superpowers it grants, there's a reason Kryptonians should not live under the yellow sun for a prolonged period.

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