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Magical mystery shitposts by Marshdadragonfly (Phoenix_da_dragonfly)
Fandoms: The Octonauts (Cartoon), Real Person Fiction, South Park, Futurama, BASEketball (1998), The Beatles (Band), The Beatles (Cartoon), Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015), The Simpsons
26 Aug 2025
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Uhhhhhhh
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When the World Ends, Make Lemonade from Oranges by Dusker_Daybreak
Fandoms: Sam & Max (Video Games), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon), Count Duckula, Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015), Danger Mouse (Cartoon 1981), Psychonauts (Video Games)
26 Aug 2025
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Full Summary in the work since I couldn't fit the whole thing here:
In the calm following the events of the Devil’s Playhouse, Max time travels to reunite with Sam after the original’s death. In doing so, Max unintentionally sets off a giant domino effect that would be felt for generations after; not only did his and Sam’s timeline merge into one, but portals to other dimensions were ripped open in a forced, chaotic introduction that turned the multiverse on its head. In the chaos following the Great Universal Calamity, or the GUK for short as coined by Mama Bosco, occurred increasingly random and bizarre events: reanimating the dead, reversing gravity, making sentient toasters, blinking people out of existence and… creating babies? Not only do Sam and Max now have to juggle their home becoming the epicenter hub of newly opened dimensions but also raising an infant that strangely has their DNA and, just their luck, is a freakishly strong psychic.
And what to do when twelve years later said infant grows into a sarcastic and loner pre-teen that spends all her time in her Sub-basement-turned-laboratory? Send her off to a psych-summer camp of course!
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Both danger mouse 'fanfics'
Set after O.A Reckoning in my timeline, but S3 show wise.
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WOAHAOAOAOHOHOHOOOH CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE by genderfluidShadowTheHedgehog
Fandoms: Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)
27 Nov 2024
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Professor Squawkencluck and Penfold compete to be named Danger Mouse's Romantic Partner!!!! There will be laughs, saliva exchanged and tears (from me especially, because I wrote this nonsense. If you look very carefully, you can see my tears in between the pixels of the text :,D)
You will cry WITH me, you will cringe, you will bang your head against the wall.Chapters are coming out in pairs. Updates may not be frequent because I am a busy Year 11. But I really do wanna finish it (because that’d make me a hypocrite because i do not like unfinished fics)
If this is not finished by 2026, you have permission to nuke my house xx (yes you the reader can nuke my house. Actually just nuke france. I don’t live there but my dad was born there so in turn i am basically french )
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Deadly reunion by D0rtiii
Fandoms: Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015), Danger Mouse (Cartoon 1981)
30 Jun 2024
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When a mysterious flame from DM's past shows up, she claims to want nothing more than a reconnection. In a way, that much is true. It's just that the connection she holds to DM runs much deeper and darker than anyone could ever imagine, even the villain with whom this mysterious flame is closest to.
Can DM save his relationships and protect the ones he holds so dear? Or will it end with a deadly reunion..
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A Better Love Story Than Twilight (But It's Not Really A Love Story) by SariPhantom
Fandoms: Danger Mouse (Cartoon 1981), Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
22 Jun 2024
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Penfold receives a letter from his ill father asking him to return home to America and take over the family business. Okay, so he needs to step up for his family, no big deal. Turns out his domineering aunt plans to marry him off to a woman she chose for him to expand the family name, but Penfold doesn't want to leave his friends and job behind.
Meanwhile, a jealous relative, a con-artist, and his girlfriend plan to take the family fortune from Penfold by any means necessary.
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Danger is my middle name...and my first by Hollystop
Fandoms: Danger Mouse (Cartoon 1981), Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)
05 Apr 2023
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Danger Mouse wasn’t your average mouse. Besides his incredible physic, extraordinary brilliance, and impossible luck; he was also a surprisingly caring person. At least when it came to his assistant.
Ernest Penfold wasn’t your average hamster. He was much much worse. Somehow even without it in his name Penfold attracted danger constantly. Even going so far as to almost die at the hands of Crumhorn. Die! In a cartoon! Can you imagine the paperwork?!
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Danger Mouse 1981:It's Not Unusual, White Wonder? #2 by JamTart
Fandoms: Danger Mouse (Cartoon 1981), Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)
13 Nov 2022
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DM is tasked by the Colonel with caring for a VIP; and finds that said clientele proves a tad more Unusual than Not...
Part #1: https://archiveofourown.to/works/42689901
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Dirty Danger Mouse 1981: A Little Finkydiddle in the Mark III by JamTart
Fandoms: Danger Mouse (Cartoon 1981)
11 Aug 2022
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After an anti-climatic mission success, Danger Mouse must employ other means to get his end away-I mean, get rid of his excess energy~!
(My first attempt at a dirty Danger Mouse fanfiction. Good Lord.)
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Danger mouse is known to be the greatest secret agent in world. He has a certain expectation to keep up and cannot let emotions ruin his work. Except for when his assistant is assumed dead by everyone including him
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What if danger mouse couldn’t save Penfold from Crumhorns blast in “Mouse Fall” and he was the one to lose all his memories
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That DM fanfic (how the eyepatch came to exist) by Yellow_Facade
Fandoms: Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)
17 Mar 2022
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(It was a dare haha)
The story that takes its time about how Danger Mouse got his eyepatch and other misfortunes
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Danger Mouse reading a book by Hollystop
Fandoms: Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015), Danger Mouse (Cartoon 1981)
08 Jan 2022
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Penfold is still upset and DM will do anything to help his assistant.
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Danger Moth wasn’t always a beacon of truth like her colleagues. With Danger Mouse and Penfold away on holiday, she comes face to face with her past and learns to look towards the future.
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Maybe Love Isn't About That by highrollers
Fandoms: Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015), Danger Mouse (Cartoon 1981)
09 Jun 2021
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Because there’s so many different shades of good and evil, why can’t there be different shades of love? The family kind, the friends kind, infatuation, the team-ly type, the ripping ache of missing someone and the new feeling of reinventing yourself with someone else by your side, don’t they all count?
(a short collection of random ficlets pertaining to love, take it as you will)
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Danger Mouse confronts everything from online matchmaking, to perhaps the most important date he's ever had, to the meaning of lucid dreams, and ultimately a gauntlet of rogues, all to secure the coveted Rugby Diamond
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Valentine’s Day One Shots of 2018 With DM by TheDormantYankofPeace
Fandoms: Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)
13 Feb 2021
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Love, mishaps, embarrassments, chocolate, baking, tickling, secrets, blackmail, and fun with Danger Mouse and Shirakage Mouse. July 2019 is not important at the moment. Reserving story projects is.
Description Update 2/12/2021: This 2 chaptered story contains 2 Valentine’s Day one shots which I wrote up 3 years ago back in 2018. It’s high time I reserve them on this site as well.
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Trial Of Commitment: Chapter 2.3 by TheDormantYankofPeace
Fandoms: Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)
25 Nov 2020
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Professor Squawkencluck could care less about Danger Mouse going mad and searching endlessly for his missing Crumples the Clown doll. She would prefer to indulge in how she met one of the most brilliant scientists at her old college. But unbeknownst to her, the gift from her new colleague might prove hazardous to Danger Mouse's health. Takes place in between Chapters 2 and 3.
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The Price of Mischief Through an Apologetic Song by TheDormantYankofPeace
Fandoms: Danger Mouse 2015
12 Oct 2020
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Uncooperative and Conservative was one of Shirakage Mouse's stubborn traits. There wasn't a Danger Agent in the Secret Service who didn't know the countless, incorrigible stunts that Danger Mouse's girlfriend had pulled upon both Colonel K and Villains alike. Even Baron von Greenback had had it up to Here with her. How can the WGSA help convince her to settle down despite laughing?
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- Chapters:
- 2/?
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The Danger Agency does another charity fund, but this time, the main event is a Q & A, not that many of the questions actually get answers. But what else can one expect from a crazy agency with the word "Danger" in the title?
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Melting the Darkness in Shirakage Mouse’s Heart by TheDormantYankofPeace
Fandoms: Danger Mouse (Cartoon 2015)
21 Sep 2020
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Jeopardy Mouse has requested Danger Mouse to offer up his Danger Flat's guest bed room to her yearling foster cousin. Penfold has heard about this scary "Professor Shirakage Mouse", and goes into a panic. Even the American government can't deal with her moody attitude. Can Danger Mouse succeed in conquering this latest mission? And is Prof. Squawkencluck becoming Shirakage's BFF?
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- 2/?
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