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The Tower of Babble, or The Eliot Spencer Will Never Drink Again In His Life Job by Mizzy
Fandoms: Leverage
21 Oct 2011
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Eliot Spencer should have learned never to drink again after the incident at the Fresher’s Fair with the giant bunny and the empty beer keg. He never learned this vital life lesson, so life has decided to teach him the lesson directly – with Nate’s unavailable unbelievably hot arse, Hardison’s smart phone, and Moreau’s dirty smirk (and dirtier intentions) providing Eliot’s brain with possibly insurmountable obstacles.
But with his crazy-ass housemates Sophie and Parker, Nate’s past, and Eliot’s insane addiction to Poptarts joining the fray, Eliot may just have a chance of coming out of this with his sanity intact.
(His dignity, FYI, a lost cause forever.)
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Betwixt the Wind and His Nobility by Gileonnen for redletters
Fandoms: Henry IV Part 1 - Shakespeare
20 Feb 2013
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Kate and Hotspur attempt to renew their drivers' licenses.
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Crack AU of Shingeki No Kyojin where they're all employees working at a store similar to Walmart.
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The Segway Adventure by QueenAthenaTheFirst
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
07 Apr 2015
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Or else known at that weird crack AU:
When they arrived at the parking lot, Jason noticed that the only motorcycle there was, was a Harley Davidson, “Is this yours?” he asked, amazed by the beauty of the vehicle.
“Actually, I don’t own a motorcycle. Well I did have one but long story short, It got confiscated” the boy laughed nervously, he then pointed at an old Segway that was hiding behind the black beauty that Jason had been admiring some minutes ago “This is our ride”.
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Nathan Wuornos hid his magic and took up bartering his flesh for coin after watching his father burned at the stake. But one day, an aggressive client cries "witch!" and Nathan finds himself in the citadel jails. An unexpected reprieve appears in the form of shady priest Duke Crocker, who offers to release Nathan in return for his services… both physical and magical… in bringing down his hated enemy, corrupt Crown Inquisitor Lady Mara and her consort William. Nathan has no intention of betraying another witch, but he'll take the chance for freedom... and to play with the delectable priest's guilty lusts while he's about it...
Crack fantasy Mills & Boon romance magic hooker AU. Go here for an explanation.
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The Pirate AU – AKA the obligatory Crack AU by VelvetLapis
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
11 May 2017
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Ana assembles a few those from Overwatch and creates a crew of able seamen and basically roasts everyone
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um... yeah...
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- Part 12 of The Crack!Fics
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Kai lives in a fairly nice apartment in Tokyo. His moderately wealthy parents help him out with rent, while he funds any hobbies with a part-time job working odd hours at a konbini near his place. Well, he would spend his money if he actually had any hobbies. He does nothing and has no friends, until four strangers force their way into his mundane life.
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Undertale!AU
Tracer has fallen down a deep hole in Mount Gibraltar. What follows was something she never would have expected. -
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The infamous Shark AU
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The one where Nicole works at an aquarium and Waverly doesn't believe in sharks
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- Part 2 of Wayhaught Crack AUs
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Delphi is a snowy, cold, bleak place. Like Antarctica. You know what else Antarctica has? Penguins.
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Beautiful Disaster by ArgentGale
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Catalyst: A Rogue One Novel - James Luceno, Bloodline (TV 2015)
17 Apr 2017
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Orson Krennic is an architect in a well-respected architectural firm located in Miami. His passionate affair with Galen Erso has come to a crashing end. He makes many, many bad choices which include excessive drinking, drug use, whoring around. The final straw comes when he decides to start fucking his partner, Wilhuff Tarkin. After that affair ends, Tarkin not to gently suggests that Orson perhaps take a nice vacation away from it all to clear his head.
Sounds like a lovely idea. What possibly could go wrong at a quiet beach resort located in the Keys?
Danny Rayburn. That's what.
Orson Krennic makes bad choices 2k17
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Cat Grant has an untarnished reputation as the world's greatest art thief. So when a priceless painting is stolen in New York, insurance investigator Kara Danvers goes after the master criminal. The strong willed Kara has to entrap Cat, but the thief proves even more elusive than she expected.
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First Date Damage by LeynaEliza, oopsieshaha
Fandoms: Asagao Academy: Normal Boots Club, NormalBoots, Hidden Block (Video Blogging RPF)
17 Jan 2018
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Jeff and PBG try to go on their first date, but things don't go like they want it to.
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Theres really no words other than I was really into Into the Woods at one point and Thor. Yes this is purely indulgent and crack.
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Mitsuki can't hide his shame and disgust enough from the way his idiotic teammate just so happened to develop a nonsensical crush on his parent. It's hell.
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Shiro leans over to look at him abashedly, nervously tearing his eyes between Keith and Lance. “Keith, would you care to welcome our guest?”
Keith lets out a quick sigh, closing his eyes and turning his head towards Lance with all of his will, spreading the most ingenuine smile across his face. Shiro nods, pushing him forward. Keith feels his fists clench at his side, smile tremoring into clenched teeth. “Lord Lance,” His voice comes out dripping with sarcasm and he extends his hand to Lance before stomping on his foot with his entire body weight.
He turns away, only feeling a little more satisfied, huffing out of the room as he hears Lance wince from behind him. “He always does that!”
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Here’s the tea: I have all these ideas for AUs collecting in my brain so here they are for you to read and give feedback. Enjoy!
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Minhyuk believes Hyungwon needs a little excitement in his life, so he tries to make him believe he's going to eat him.
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COLOR-TV by Invader_FanGirl
Fandoms: COMMUNICATIONS Series - GHOST, GHOST | GHOST and Pals (Musician), The Distortionist - GHOST | GHOST and Pals (Song)
22 Jun 2020
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(Crackfic) AU where Kennith actually has his own television show! A variety show, as a matter of fact, where anyone and everyone can be a part of C-O-L-O-R!
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- Part 1 of COLOR-TV
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John's BAMFness and Sherlock's damsel-in-distress act are caught forever on camera. So Scotland Yard can mock. A lot.
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“You seriously hurt me. You stole and broke my precious toothbrush and you’re not even gonna be responsible about it? Here I thought we were friends.”
“Yeah, well, apparently we’re also fucking.”
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someone has been stealing hoseok's parking spot for a month, and he's honestly just really salty about it.
coincidentally, the cute new music production professor happened to show up a month ago.
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Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
Nature of Relationship:Friends with BenefitsSex Enemies
Length of Relationship: 4 minutesPlease Describe Jin's Dick:Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell. -
always use protection by hesselives
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
20 May 2020
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In which Lan Wangji attempts to hire a new bodyguard for his older brother, a well-known traveling exorcist. Jiang Wanyin doesn’t even make his carefully considered list of Top Ten Candidates, and yet here he is.
Lots of wandering in the countryside, distant yelling, and mildly inconvenient spirits.
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If he didn’t know any better, Jimin probably would have struck him over the head with something (maybe that ugly cat mug that Yoongi had gotten online for fifty cents), or do possibly anything else to talk Jungkook out of pursuing the one thing he couldn’t con or charm himself into getting.
But Jungkook was, among other things, a stubborn fucking kid.
Taehyung’s kale chip crunches fill in the silence between them until Jimin concedes in defeat.
“I love you, Jungkook. I really do. Just know that Namjoon isn’t exactly gonna keel over and let you fuck him in the ass over coffee and Overwatch.”
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Jungkook and Namjoon are opposites who are more similar than they think. All cliches aside, they navigate the world of love together.
alternative title: jungkook learns how to bottom
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Bookmarked by thvic
09 Jul 2020
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'and so... they were both tops' fic but with a happy ending (:
also known as 'that namkook au where their first date was watching lobsters fighting LMAO' fic
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McMafia by cereal_whore
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Dec 2020
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“Oh. Gojo, seems like you’ve caught Ryomen’s eye. Then again, you were always his one that got away.” Mei Mei giggles. “Murder is always romantic, isn’t it?”
“Are we going to ignore the fact that there’s a dead person in the kitchen and you just cooked food in there?” Kugisaki questions no one in particular. She's still eating the fries, though.
“Ah. So, Itadori-kun, what did Ryomen- or Sukuna, say about me?” Gojo hums, sounding pleased with himself. “That we had sexual tension? An intense rivalry? Or that I’m better than him? That he’ll never be able to kill me no matter what?”
“Yeah, he talked about you lots,” Itadori says, taking a sip out of Kugisaki’s coke. “He said you were annoying.”
Kugisaki chokes on her chicken nugget.
A beat of silence. Even the sound of cards patting the table stop.
“And that you had no sense of boundaries.”
Itadori just had to pee, Kugisaki just wanted a cheeseburger, and somehow they ended up working in a McDonalds that turned out to be a front for the cheesiest and most absurdly cliche mafia they've ever seen.
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prompt (day 4): mafia for gojo week except i kinda forgot it was gojo-centric.Series