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    What does Jim do after getting dumped for the first time?
    Get absolutely shit-faced of course. He gets so drunk that he barely remembers the night before and ends up in some stranger's apartment. The weird thing is that the person whose apartment he ends up in is a Vulcan. Since when do Vulcans go to clubs?

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    “Andorian wine is very potent,” Spock says. “How much did you consume?”

    Jim chuckles. “Not enough. Not — hey.” His smile turns to a tight frown, and his gaze is startlingly clear when it finds Spock’s. His grip on Spock’s knee tightens. “Can you un-meld someone?”

    >or: Jim's got all of Spock Prime's memories crammed in his head

    Podfic of high water by spqr.

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    Tap. Tap. Tap.
    His right index finger against the bar. It is so polished that, when he stares into it, his eyes stare back. They have been staring for approximately forty-seven minutes.

    Spock, whilst attempting to cope with shore leave in a bar, encounters an unexpected fellow bar-goer, sitting alone. Soon enough, after being dragged over by a drunk Jim Kirk, they strike up a conversation.

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    —¿Quieres bailar conmigo?

    Un bufido leve salió de él, nunca podía contra los ojos de Jim. El doctor se frustraba por los, según McCoy, ojos de cachorro pateado de Jim, ya que eso lo hacía seguir (y a casi todos de la Enterprise) todas las órdenes de su capitán, sin rechistar.

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    Jim has too much to drink. It's up to his partners to take care of him.

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    Jim and Pam are having disagreements on their wedding and it's stressing the pair out. Jim copes by getting a drink and gets a little carried away but luckily Dwight is there to help him and get him sorted out.

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    Jim drinks alien juice and gets drunk. Obviously, the task of taking care of his high drunk ass falls to Leonard McCoy and Spock.

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    Chances to observe without notice are limited when the object of your affection is the Captain... Limited, but not nonexistent.

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    Three rooms for three individual men. It wasn't a tough ask, but of course something had to go wrong. Spock and Bones are sure it's Jim's fault. Well it's not like they haven't shared a small space before.

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    Spock sets his backpack on the small square table beside the couch. McCoy however, heads straight for the problem. A habit he has in both his professional and personal lives. Bones drops his bag unceremoniously on the bed. With a twist of his head, he finds the same problem Jim had. Instead of rolling his eyes, or frowning Bones shakes his head and smirks. From their years of friendship Jim could tell he was doing his best to keep from laughing. Turning back, the doctor watches Jim. McCoy throws a hand out, encompassing the bed in it’s wave. “You planned this, didn’t you?”

    “No.” He sputters the word out, before even processing the question.
    Where was McCoy going with this?

    The doctor smirks and rests his hands on his sides. “Jim there are easier ways to get someone into bed with you.”

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    Chris is woken by his comm in the middle of the night to pick up a very drunk Jim Kirk, because apparently he's the responsible adult around here. There are a lot of emotions all around. It's also Jim's birthday. Chris deals with it the best he can (he cares, a lot), and realises all his friends might have a point about him adopting the kid.

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    Short, unrelated one shots featuring Jim and Dwight

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    70/?
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    Bones. No, hey, come on—”

    Abruptly Jim swings himself up to straddle Leonard’s lap, cupping his face with both hands and forcing the eye contact Leonard’s been avoiding.

    “You,” he says, with all the confident sureness of drunken best friends giving emotional pep talks everywhere, “are never, ever a distraction. You’re what matters. You’re why I’m even here, Bones. Okay?”

    ---

    Or, the one where Jim is the captain now and he and Leonard need to work some things out.

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    While on their journey to Treasure Planet, Jim decides he wants to try a bit o' rum.

    What could go wrong?

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    Jim has a rough alpha shift and decides to relax in one of the two ways he knows how to. With whiskey and classic 2000's music.

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    Spock is the CEO of his million dollar company, Grayson Corp. Jim is hired to be his personal assistant. They start to develop feelings for each other.

    Then Spock asks Jim to join him to travel to Paris france for work. Then something happens between them.

    Then Jim finds out Spock is engaged and misunderstandings ensue.

    Will they get past this misunderstandings and get together or will Jim dissappear forever?

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    12/?
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    27
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    Jim and Moira decide to go to a bar and somehow Jim starts a bar fight, which causes Moira to save his ass.

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    45
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    6
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    jim, spock, and mccoy get together in a way that isn't expected

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    one more request, can i have confessing and first kisses for mcspirk? :))

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    A cute little winter holiday fic in August! Chekov thinks their Captain and First Officer are going at it, and Sulu thinks he's finally going to win a bet. He’s wrong, obviously.

    -

    I intend on creating and posting a companion piece of art for this sometime in the next week or so!

    Also I'm going to be at KiScon this year! Comment if you're going, or even if you're not, I'd love to get to know some people in fandom!!

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    Jim Moriarty would never go camping in a million years... or so he thought!
    Until his Tiger hatches a scheme to kill a group of criminals in their compound in the woods... which involves setting up camp in order to spring their surprise.
    But first... Jim will have to survive the horrors of the great outdoors (insects in the air! fish in the water! drinking too much and having feelings!)
    And Sebastian will have to survive an adorable psychopath long enough to drag out his feelings for a lovelorn sniper.

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    11/11
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    56
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    8
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