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    The Smosh cast and crew... but they work at a mall!

    A year in the life of the employees of a Defy Enterprises-owned mall.

    (i'll figure out a better description eventually. probably. maybe.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,469
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    899
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    Werewolves. Villagers. Who will live? Who will die?

    If the werewolves meet up and team up, the human race won’t stand a chance.

    Together, the werewolves are unstoppable.

    ...Or are they?

    Is the Great Wizard, Spencer, powerful enough to take them down?

    Does he have sinister plans of his own?

    I will be rewatching each and every Ultimate Werewolf video chronologically to use for the plot (and add my own flare of course).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,165
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    219
  3. Tags
    Summary

    this takes place in an AU where SSG: Co2005 is really only a smosh summer games in spirit and more like survivor, with brand new RANDOMIZED teams, different contestants, different teachers, more episodes, RANDOMIZED elimination order, etc.

    ~~cast~~
    Ian, Anthony, Mari, Olivia, Courtney, Shayne, ‘uǝᴉɯɐp Spencer, Tommy, Jackie, Chanse, Angela, Arasha, Trevor - contestants
    Kimmy, Sarah, Garrett, Amanda - hosts/referees
    Many crew members and recurring Smosh guests in future chapters

    Chapter 1: Day 0 (arrival/vlog/break day) | 10.18.25
    Chapter 2: Day 1 (team formation/trailer filming) [ep 1] | ??.??.??
    Chapter 3: Day 2 (get 8th & elimination 1) | ??.??.?? [ep 2]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,758
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    52
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    “It’s like he’s a superhero,” Tommy says, indignant because he can be. Because he’s been thirsting over this DJ guy for months now while planning to sleep with this other guy, but they’re the same guy, and that’s fucked. Tommy sinks lower into the couch, scowling down at his drink, “or a serial killer.”

    “Oh please,” Amanda laughs, swirling the wine in her glass and raising an eyebrow, “he’s a radio personality, not Bundy.”

    “But still,” Tommy whines, voice petulant. He raises a foot up to the couch, forcing himself smaller.

    “He introduces himself like every thirty minutes,” Courtney adds, leaning forward and pressing hard on his arm, “It’s not like he’s keeping a secret identity.”

    Tommy frowns, sips at the vodka soda Courtney made for him, and picks a thread off of his jeans. “He calls himself ‘Spence’ on the radio,” he protests but it sounds stupid even as he says it. He shouldn’t be this frustrated, but it’s… shit, it’s kind of embarrassing, okay? Like, c’mon, what are the odds there’d be two guys on the night show at the station named some variation of Spencer who he had banter with?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    90,954
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    190
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    4,339
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    When Smosh was bought back, people were wondering why Anthony was the one to bring this idea to the table. He was fine for seven years, why the sudden need to want to be doing this again? Nobody questioned it until Anthony and Ian started to get comfortable, and all of a sudden everything was starting to make sense.

    or

    Anthony loves Ian and wants to be back in the same vicinity as him because he hasn't been for the past seven years. This is the story of their growing love!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,679
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    381
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    Inspired by other Smosh fanfics I've written, this is current Smosh time-traveling to the future to get dropped in the middle of a war with future versions of their friends. If you're confused by the format, I was writing this in Final Draft (commonly used to write scripts and screenplays).

    Pronunciations you might need:
    Exalos = x-a-lowes
    Loridh = lore-id
    Khan Badihr = khan ba-deer
    Arzela Calyvorra = ar-tzell-a kal-ee-vore-a
    Salonis = suh-lone-is
    Dracyr = dray-keer
    Khadirae = ka-deer-ay

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,516
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    140
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    In a DnD world where Rogue Guilds are ruling with fear, two barely alive strangers reach a tavern's doorstep begging for the help. The help they find is a tavern owner, a wanna-be entertainer wizard and, an outcast rogue? Will these unlikely allies help them rescue their troupe and avenge their loved ones or will they lead to their own downfall? Not to mention the others they'll meet along the way or the secrets that will be uncovered.

    Vox Machina tag and the Balur's Gate Tag are only there as my version/view of DnD is HEAVILY taken from them. Sadly, I've barely any chance to ever play :(

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,089
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    223
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Do you know that edited tweet that's like "When you're writing and trying to cram all of Smosh into a fic, like - damn, why is Erin Dougal driving da bus?"

    This is basically that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    926
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    372
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Smosh is debt free, and an effective enough operation to take in four more young soldiers off the streets. The older members are thriving, and powerful enough that Ian hardly worries about the future of the family if something were to happen to him.
    Ian even got to see a therapist once or twice, encouraged by Damian, fittingly enough.
    Everything’s been set up perfectly, to Ian’s knowledge. If this thing is meant to blow up in his face, it won’t be for lack of trying to make it go differently. The funds are set aside. He’s ready for Smosh to be his again.

    Or

    A slice-of-life Smo-fia AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,710
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,269
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    Summary

    During his first eat it or yeet it, Anthony begins to have trouble breathing. Surely it’s fine, right?

    Or:

    Anthony goes into anaphylaxis during an Eat It or Yeet It video.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,205
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,035
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Hi, babies.

    It's my pleasure to introduce a 200 chapter long collection of Shayne Topp, Damien Haas and Courtney Miller smuts. Just because AO3 doesn't have enough Smosh Smut content. This was previously published on my WattPad account. If you'd like to follow me there, I'll list my username below. If not, let's move on to what this book is going to contain.

    This book contains the following content:

    💕 - Shayne Topp X Reader (M/F)
    💕- Damien Haas X Reader (M/F)
    💕 - Courtney Miller X Reader (M/F)
    💕 - Damien Haas X Shayne Topp
    💕 - Shayne Topp X Courtney Miller
    💕 - Damien Haas X Courtney Miller

    Certain smuts will contain threesomes between the reader and the other characters or some might even feature independent characters that I have created.

    Don't forget to leave kudos and comments below. My WattPad username is: @pedropascalstattoos. Don't be afraid to message me with questions or comments. Have fun reading, my loves.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    524,520
    Chapters:
    192/200
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    658
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    68,458
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    It's almost every dancers dream to make it to L.A. at some point in their career. Katie has made it to L.A. and is now making her dreams come true. Or so she thinks. Her new roommate won't even let her move in! Luckily, the cute guy downstairs has a room available. She never thought she'd have to rely on YouTubers to help chase her dreams.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,109
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1,130
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    In September of 2006 trans man Ian gave his best friend the birthday present of unprotected sex. Little did he know, it would change his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    65,744
    Chapters:
    34/34
    Comments:
    277
    Kudos:
    333
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    7,602
  14. Tags
    Summary

    I'm branching.

    I like smosh so I figured I'd try my hand at a fiction. I really only know how to write whump so... 🙃

    You can probably guess what happens based off the tags

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    472
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,103
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    Summary

    With two clicks, the lighter lit, and Anthony put the flame to the dish.

    It caught instantly, blue flames climbing the dish.

    The flames climbed higher than Anthony inticipated.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    697
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    925
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    Summary

    ABANDONED FIC

    Basically a slightly more domestic continuation of "Guard Dog"

    -------

    Anthony was about ready to sink his teeth into Ian. “You had me tested, saw that I could get pregnant, and your response was to fuck me raw every single night?” To say it was a breech of trust was a bit of an understatement.

    “Didn't I tell you I wanted to be a dog breeder when I grew up?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,666
    Chapters:
    5/14
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,873
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    A handful of hours later, Shayne received the following text from Damien: “I think there’s a hidden meaning.” and the picture that came through next made Shayne grimace with disgust. It looked like a seedy, back alley that was most definitely downtown vibes and the focal point was that of a corpse hanging from their entrails from a fire escape, and written on the brick wall behind the corpse in runny blood was a message of: ‘Fuck off.’

    Anthony sure was cranky that day.

    It only took them six-years to successfully find him and now, Ian and Anthony were having another domestic, along while trying to take down some nameless gang that decided to fuck with their crew.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,114
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,599
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Angela can't handle seeing Y/N around other girls.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,660
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    2,045
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    There's the same ever-present sickness of watching all of his actual friends wither away-- heroin, mostly. It's no surprise, they're punks who had the ability to pirate Trainspotting as kids.

    Tommy’s the worst.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,485
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    537
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Cocktails? Fun and laughs with friends? Handsome strangers? What more could Reader ask for?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    72

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