15 Works in Gay Disaster Eivor (Assassin's Creed)

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    With Kjotve the Cruel defeated, and Norway now under King Harold's full control, Eivor travels to England along with his clan and dearest brother, Sigurd, hoping to build a new life there. But when the demand for alliances start to build, he travels to Ledecestrescire; to meet and forge an alliance with two great sons of Ragnar Lothbrok; Ubba and Ivarr Ragnarsson, Eivor soon realises that their sagas and lives are forever woven as one.

    Each chapter will be properly tagged and marked for any potential warnings/triggers.

    ((NEW CHAPTER OUT!))

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    COLLAB!!!
    Me (babyblainers) and Jove worked really hard on this one! I did the lineart and she did the absolutely amazing color!
    Enjoy!

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    Meet Eivor and Kassandra, two very unlikely best friends who own an auto repair shop.
    Alternatively: the pinnacle of lesbian fantasies written purely for personal satisfaction.
    Series of auto-conclusive drabbles and one shots (might become explicit in the future, eventual Randvi/Eivor and Kyra/Kass).

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    Inspired by this Tumblr post by aizia

    Eivor just wanted her to experience the thrill of releasing a firefly. It should be nothing more than a spark of joy brought to an overworked friend, but here she is, at the mercy of her overwhelmed emotions.

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    "I miss... Home." Kassandra sighed holding the small wooden eagle in her calloused hand, Eivor regarded the brunette with pity.
    "Why don't you come with me? There is always room for a friend in Ravenstorpe" The blonde said quietly, the little time she had spent with Kassandra had somehow swayed Eivor.
    "I can't Eivor, you know" Kassandra put the small eagle in place with regret.
    "Stop being a coward Kassandra, it's past time for you to stop and rest" Eivor squeezed the broad shoulder of Kassandra's armor and gave her a friendly smile, "Come on, there's a spare room in the Big House perfect for you"
    Kassandra gave in, a few days wouldn't hurt her, the brunette also felt some interest in Eivor, a friendship she had long since lost perhaps.

     

    An AU when Kassandra spends some time in Ravenstorpe, she becomes Eivor and Randvi's cupid and meets Astrid... She also becomes the sister Eivor did not know he wanted and needed until that moment.

     

    English is not my first language so I apologize for any possible mistakes.

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    A series of oneshots set before, during and after the main story.

    Twenty-fifth chapter - Marcid - incredibly exhausted.
    A thought starts to coalesce in Randvi’s mind, a small blaze before it bursts into a sizzling wildfire. She tries push it aside. Another day, perhaps. But while Eivor is pressing a line of kisses down her neck, the images in Randvi’s head are so vivid, so intoxicating as she replays them over and over again that she can no longer douse the fire. OR; Randvi asks Eivor to top her.

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    A collection of oneshots and drabbles of our favorite víkingr. Mostly female Eivor.

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    - Eivor is Jarlskona
    - Sigurd is dead
    - Randvi is present within story

    Introducing a handmade original character.

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    “Those words about my ale, sung by a honey-voiced angel! Tell me, which of you sang such sweet words to me?” Aldwyn flung the heavy door open like it had been battling tremendous pressure.
    He stood tall, with a full beard, cropped hair, and the most Gods-awful tunic doing all it can to avoid flattery. Was the man unattractive? No, not at all.

    “Those were my words. I told her what to say. She merely sang them.”

    “I wish to repay you, beautiful stranger...let’s warm up at my hearth. Or better yet, let’s do more than that.” The man gestured toward his home with a quick wink.

    “That sounds good. Let us go inside.” Eivor replied low, following Aldwyn into the small den.

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    Surely Eivor was mistaken in what he was seeing. Blinking did not change the images before him nor did looking away. The goblet pictured exactly what he believed he'd be mad to imagine.

    The silver artifact explicitly depicted two men, one beneath the other as the latter penetrated his lover.

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    Eivor shook her head. “You are not wrong, and you have not troubled me. I just did not expect you to…”

    “To guess the reason?” Randvi asked. Eivor had the misfortune of taking a sip of mead right when she added, “I have found women to be better lovers, myself.”

    Eivor choked and spluttered, losing herself to a fit of coughs.

     (A slightly younger Eivor comes to a realization, a year after she and Randvi first meet.)

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    even ravensthorpe's leaders deserve time away

    eivor and randvi adventure together

     

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    post-canon

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    Championship fighter Eivor is a legend both in the ring and amongst her horde of social media fans who can't get enough of her workout selfies.

    But all it takes is a single smirk from the gorgeous baker Randvi to make her weak in the knees. Eivor can't help but continuing to come back to see her and inevitably buying far too many baked treats. Now if only she could have gluten.

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    "What is all this, my love?" Randvi asks as she looks around, her voice barely above a whisper, the endearment rolling of her tongue with treacherous ease. The room is bathed in candlelight and smelling of mistletoe and mead.

    OR; Eivor just wants to spread some Yuletide cheer and maybe Randvi's legs.

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    “Here.” Randvi reached for her arm, not the one her head rested on, intertwining their fingers while pointing at the sky. Slowly so Eivor could follow, connecting the little sparks which made out the form of Nidhogg in the sky.

    Eivor smiled, fascinated. “Are there more?”

    Randvi’s face was gentle, the sparks reflected in her eyes and nodded. “This is Ratatosk.”

    Or,
    a pre Valhalla AU in which Eivor falls head over heels in love and takes a while to realize it.

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