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    Jason Todd had seen a lot of horrors in his time, but what the hell was this disaster child doing to that poor innocent pasta?

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    Hood… Hood estuvo jugando con él durante toda la lucha. ¿Por qué? ¿Para qué propósito…?

    —Final de la línea, Robin —dice Hood, apuntándole con el arma, y la mente de Tim todavía está dando vueltas.

    —¿Algunas últimas palabras?

    Tim es… Tim tiene catorce años y no quiere morir. Pero está de rodillas con un arma apuntado a él.

    Y Hood es más grande, más rápido, más fuerte y mejor armado.

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    Dear journalists:
    In light of the shocking return to life of Jason Todd-Wayne, the Wayne family will be holding a press conference at the Wayne Enterprises building in downtown Gotham this Thursday afternoon. Bruce Wayne will be giving a statement, and afterward there will be time for questions for the whole family as a panel. They ask that you be respectful considering the topics of this discussion and accept if a member of the family prefers not to address a question.
    Thank you,

    Lucius Fox
    Board President, Wayne Enterprises

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    aka 5 times Marinette told Tim she loves him and the 1 time she realized Tim’s always been showing that he loves her

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    “That’s what I’m talking about!” smiled Nightwing, “No one messes with the Batfam!”

    “...the Batfam?” said Robin after a moment.

    “Yeah, you know,” shrugged Nightwing, “Like bat family? I don’t know, I was trying it out.”

    “Hey, Nightwing? Oracle wants it noted that you’re a dork,” relayed Batgirl.

    Nightwing folded his arms and snorted indignantly.

    “Are you alright?” asked Batman, approaching Robin.

    “Um… Yeah,” nodded Robin in response.

    “Good,” said Batman, “It’d be unfortunate if you had suffered any injuries during your final probationary mission.”

    “Wait,” gasped Robin in uncertainty, “Does that mean-?”

    “I’ve made my decision,” nodded Batman with a hint of a smile, “I would like to officially offer you the position of Robin.”

    “...ALRIGHT!!!” cheered Robin, leaping into the air in joy.

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    "Hi, I'm Bruce Wayne."

    "I'm Dick Grayson."

    "Damian Wayne."

    *crickets*

    "This is Tim," Bruce said, wincing.

    "He hasn't been properly caffienated yet."

    "And today," Dick took over, "We're taking the Buzzfeed Which Robin Are You quiz, which, for security reasons, is the Which of The One And Only Ever Robin's Multiple Personalities Are You quiz."

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    Imagine that the Wayne family has to do public appearances and media gigs.
    Like for example, Buzzfeed Celeb YouTube videos.

    Featuring Angel Cass Cain, Tired-of-Shit Damian Wayne, Energizer Bunny Dick Grayson, Passes-for-Sane-is-the-Craziest Duke Thomas, and Hasn't-Slept-for-10-Years Tim Drake. And I-Lived-Bitch Jason Todd trolling the comments. As you do.

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    Batman has got himself another Robin.
    Jason Todd - former Robin, current crime lord, undecided dead man - is not okay with this. He's going to prove once and for all that Robin IS dead, and needs to STAY dead.
    It doesn't. . . exactly. . . go as planned.

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    Cissie just wants Tim back for christmas

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    "Hi." Tim blinked. "What the hell are you doing in the kitchen at--" He squinted at the clock. "-- three forty in the morning?"

    Jason just stared. Tim looked around, noting a messy towel and some dirty dishes in the sink, as well as a bunch of baking supplies spread across the counter. Jason actually had a bit of flour on his shirt.

    "Whatcha making? Need any help?"

    "What the actual fuck?"

     

    Written for 12 Days of Whumpmas Day 10

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    Batman.

    Batman lived right next door. Batman surely had a generator, or at least a fireplace and wood, or some way to get warm.

    Batman took care of kids, and Mr. Wayne was really nice. He would at least let Tim warm himself back up. Maybe he could even stay just until the power came back on.

    It was worth a shot.

     

    Written for 12 Days of Whumpmas Day 6

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    Written for Whumptober Day 26: You Will Go Down With This Ship
    Prompt: fallen

    "Breaking your leg is a pretty good reason to cry, uh... what's your name?"

    "T-tim."

    "Tim?"

    He nodded.

    "After a fall like that, I'm gonna have to call you Timber."

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    “Um, Tim?”

    “God, you’re so pretty.”

    “What.”

     

    Aka, tim is a gay disaster and Kon is surprisingly emotional intelligent

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    Dick can cook. It’s just that he’s not liable to do so for himself. His siblings, though? Absolutely.

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    Written for Whumptober 2021 Day 8: Coughing Up A Lung
    Prompt: "Definitely just a cold."

    Tim whined at himself. He wanted snuggles. Instead, he got struggles. He got a cold, and a Cold Rogue, and he was cold, and he had a headache and was getting grumpy and needy on top of all of it.

     

    "I thought you were a /beta/."

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    “So- ehh,” Tim started. “What were you doing in a chaos torture cult?”

    Bernard shrugged, pulling his aviators off his head and pushing them into his shirt pocket. “What were YOU doing in a chaos torture cult?”

    ---

    or; Tim and Bernard go to Olive Garden, and you can't have shit in Gotham

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    An Italian pastry with a tube of fried pastry dough filled with a creamy filling, often containing ricotta. A popular topping is chocolate chips, though a variety of toppings and flavours can be used.

     

    Tim is ready to propose to Hana. However, deciding how he wants to propose? That's another thing altogether. Or,
    5 Times Tim Tried to Propose, Plus 1 Time He Didn't Need To

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    Jason had thought his and Tim's relationship was better after his attack on titans tower, but being stuck in the manor showed him how wrong he was.

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    Tim gets de-aged to a ten-year-old and Jason has to babysit him

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    Tim curses, and then does something....a little strange.

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    Soulmate AU: On your seventeenth birthday, you switch places with your soulmate.
    And Kon really didn't expect to wake up in the most dangerous city in America, but. Well. Maybe he'll see Red Robin while he's here?

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    Kon tugged Tim's hand closer to Tim, so Tim took a step forward. "Don't you think it would be unfair?" He ran a hand through his hair. "I mean... I'm a vigilante, Kon. I break the law on a daily basis. I can't be honest with anyone. Not my friends, not Batman, not the other Robins, not you..." Tim didn't notice that he'd filed Kon in a different category. Kon noticed. He didn't say anything. "I don't know if I can even be honest with myself." He bit his lip, a nervous habit, and looked down at the floor. "Wouldn't it be cruel for the universe to give me a soulmate? For someone to have to deal with my problems on top of their own? To deal with my secrets on top of their own? For them to have to live with all the things I can't tell them? For them to, inevitably, live without me? Wouldn't that be unfair?" 

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