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• how scandinavian of me by sex_anderson

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Among Us (Video Game), McDonaldland, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Maury (TV 1991) RPF  

  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi, Other
  • Complete Work

  09 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gilderoy Lockhart/Grimace (McDonaldland)
  • Luna Lovegood/Daenerys Targaryen
  • Albus Dumbledore/Daenerys Targaryen
  • Harry Potter
  • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
  • Alan Rickman
  • Quirinus Quirrell
  • Ginny Weasley
  • Gilderoy Lockhart
  • Grimace (McDonaldland)
  • Peter Pettigrew
  • Cedric Diggory
  • Dolores Umbridge
  • Hermione Granger
  • Sirius Black
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Neville Longbottom
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Minerva McGonagall
  • Luna Lovegood
  • Daenerys Targaryen
  • Maurice Richard "Maury" Povich
  • Moaning Myrtle
  • Crack
  • 5+1 Things
  • Imposter!Harry Potter
  • Cannibalism
  • Queerphobic Language
  • 4tran Slang
  • Inappropriate Behavior in Front of Children
  • Slurs
  • Incest Kink
  • Sexual Roleplay
  • closest tag i could come up with for the situation of not having sex but sitting in front of someone saying what youre hypothetically doing
  • Holocaust references
  • Furry
  • Panic Attacks
  • Dissociation
  • Sexual Harassment
  • Forced Voyeurism
  • as in the voyeur isnt consenting
  • Blood and Gore
  • Racism
  • Consensual Non-Consent
  • but technically isnt this non-consensual consensual non-consent??? fuck it just consider it to be under Sexual Harassment
  • Implied/Referenced Suicide
  • Homophobia
  • BDSM
  • Japanese Rope Bondage
  • Tsunderes
  • Fake/Pretend Relationship
  • Implied Necrophilia
  • Ron Weasley Bashing
  • Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash References
  • Smiling Friends References
  • Jumanji References
  • Alantutorial References
  • Twin Peaks References
  • Jujutsu Kaisen References
  • Web Series: SnapCube's Real-Time Fandub
  • Castration
  • Dubious Japanese
  • Black Lodge (Twin Peaks)

  Summary

  five times harry wasn't sus enough, and one time he was.

  Language:

  English

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  5,853

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

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