Inappropriate Use of Poetry
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My Mistress' Eyes by cookies4phil
Fandoms: Something Rotten! - Kirkpatrick/Kirkpatrick/O'Farrell
01 Feb 2018
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My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.[Just a fluffy fanfic i had in my mind for a long time, super short, kinda dumb but this fandom needs more bard romance]
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Bad Teachers by iffyluv
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Fandom
13 Aug 2018
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Ben Solo is the hard line, up tight, AP English teacher, who never grew out of his angry teenage-boyhood worship of Hemingway. Rey Niima is the optimistic new Art teacher who’s quickly become every student’s favorite. Poe Dameron is the popular laid back teacher who makes History exciting and always brings his dog, BB, to class. Finn Rider is the cheerful Gym teacher, who can’t make it through sex ed without dying of embarrassment. Gwen Phasma is Finn’s hardass and competitive female counterpart, and she’s gonna take sex ed by the balls. Rose Tico is the adorable and surprisingly sassy Physics teacher whose class is interrupted by the occasional explosion. Armitage Hux teaches Civics and it’s a nightmare, just the way he likes it.
Throw in a bunch of dysfunctional adults, rampant teenage hormones, some bathroom graffiti and the homecoming from hell.
What could possibly go wrong?
(Basically this whole thing is just done for laughs.)
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There are all sorts of rituals. Not all of them cause the end of the world. Some just make you wish they had.
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Does what it says in the title. We all know why we're here, folks.
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I did a thing again, and podficced some smut, with Nary's permission. Still not 100% flawless, but good enough u.u
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be the food on love, play on by empyrean for twistedchick
Fandoms: A Knight's Tale (2001)
13 Dec 2021
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Chaucer has a unfaltering, unwavering in the power of verse to soothe aches, to drive men to tears and to make women's hearts to bend in his direction. Unfortunately for him, with Kate involved he's only half right.
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Time is a concept, Scaramouche thinks. A man-made cataclysm for history to repeat and rhyme like some kind of poorly constructed poem. An endless loop of similarities. They say you can’t trick somebody who knows the game— and Scaramouche has gotten the bad ending too many times to count, but lord does he want another shot.
Scaramouche squints. Perhaps Childe was onto something when he said that Scaramouche gets unreasonably philosophical when someone attractive is around him.
In which Kazuha is a competitive hockey player, and Scaramouche is the unfortunate troubled medical student whom he gets caught up with.
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Личная неприязнь by fagocitiruyu, WTF BOZHAN PAPAPA 2023 (bozhan_papapa)
Fandoms: Chinese Actor RPF, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF
18 Feb 2023
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— Дальше без меня, — добродушно шутит офицер, кивая на вход.
— В каком смысле?
— Драка в общественном месте в нетрезвом состоянии. Ночуете здесь, утром в суд.
— В каком смысле? — не понимает Сяо Чжань. — В одной камере?!Series
- Part 5 of Преступные элементы
- Part 2 of В одной комнате
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Reach Me Around My Tycho Brahe by VallesMarineris
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies)
27 Feb 2023
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Newly grounded after their second five year mission, Kirk takes advantage of Spock's new position as a Starfleet Academy instructor to propose they try out a little roleplay.
And Spock has always appreciated his talent for theatrics.
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White moonlight by aninfiniteweirdo for DC_Derringer
Fandoms: 琅琊榜 | Nirvana in Fire (TV)
15 Mar 2023
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When Prince Jing starts showing interest in his advisor, it is his advisor's job to teach him why that is not a wise course of action.
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Operation Walburga's Arbitrary No Kissing Ever Rule by courfee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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“Excuse me, you what?”
“I want you to take Regulus out on a date,” Sirius repeats casually as if he hasn’t just said the most absurd thing ever, watching the Snitch that had escaped James’ hand the second Sirius had made the ridiculous request the first time.
James stares at his best friend in disbelief, because what?
“Look, if you go on a date with Regulus, I can go out on my Moony date. My parents will realise that their stupid idea of cursing me with only getting to date once Regulus does didn’t work out because look at that, Regulus also dates! They reverse the magic, Regulus can happily go back to refusing to date anyone, I can go back happily dating Remus, and you can happily go back doing whatever you had planned to do this summer. Quidditch, I assume.”
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or: A 10 Things I Hate About You AU where James fake dates Regulus so Sirius can date Remus again
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Help Me Hold Onto You by AkaAari
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
07 Sep 2023
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Summer has slowly faded into September, and with its arrival it brings a fresh new start.
Fresh faced and fresh out of a relationship, Alex Claremont-Diaz moved to Brooklyn in the hopes of leaving behind past mistakes and hopefully to figure out what direction he wants his life to take. Everything seems to be going relatively fine-
Until a certain blond enters his life unexpectedly and simply won’t go away.
Basically an AU that no one asked for, where Alex is an absolute disaster with a concerning caffeine addiction, and Henry sort of has a whole tortured poet thing going on for him.
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Kinda had an impuslive urge to start writing a RWRB fan fic at 2 am when i literally have sixth form starting in 5 days. Oh well.
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Harry is still dealing with the loss of Sirius in the previous year. Hermione has been going through the schools yearbooks and ends up showing Harry a photo of the Marauders titled "The Dead Poets Society of Hogwarts." Harry ends up meeting with Remus afterwards in order to learn more.
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This is a fanfic of the Marauders don't let the summary fool you. I am writing this in procrastination to doing an essay so it may take a while to update. Also almost all of the poetry used is mine unless I indicate otherwise, please be nice I am aware that its kind of cringe and genuinely bad. Maybe I'll make a playlist or fanart but college is rough people so we will see.- Language:
- English
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- 2,718
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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- 115
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With trembling hands, he reached out for the stranger’s arm, holding onto it tightly, as if fearing that he would get lost again if he let go. The stranger remained still for a moment, contemplating his next move. Then, he quietly spoke up.”I can protect you,”
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Absolutely neccessary Marauders fame AU! (it's not neccessary) Trans, singer Reggie, Actor James, Singer Sirius... Heavily inspired by infamous VMA Taylor Swift and Kanye West interaction but i made it even worse. :)
(Reg is Taylor and Lucius is Kanye)Series
- Part 1 of Marauders fame AU
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When our antagonist, George Washington falls into hell, he’s accompanied by his savior Dhar Mann. Now out to find the ones who imprisoned him rightfully so, Celeste, Star, and Velvette are focused on the more luxurious things life has to offer. Although Celeste has a bigger problem to worry about.
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Dantiel the anxious man by poisson_is_a_fish33
Fandoms: Original Work, Team Fortress 2, Dantiel the anxious man - Fandom
08 Aug 2024
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Welcome to the tale of Dantiel!!!
Follow along as we find out how Dantiel became anxious man 👹(This written very shittly as this was based on a friend of mine and a conversation we once had. Hope y’all enjoy)
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- Part 1 of Dantiel and Co <3
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άτολμα σώματα by darkside_cookies
Fandoms: Το Τανγκό των Χριστουγέννων | Christmas Tango (2011)
13 Apr 2025
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Όλα αυτά συμβαίνουν σε ένα όνειρο ή, τουλάχιστον, όταν έχει πλέον τελειώσει ο χειμώνας.
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εμπνευσμένο από το chungking express και την ποίηση του Καβάφη