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• I Needed the BATHROOM but I'll take the job by orphan_account

  Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man Movies, Marvel Origins, Marvel, A little bit of Marvel 616, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  05 May 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Avengers x Avengers
  • Everyone/Spider-Man
  • Everyone/Everyone
  • Sam Wilson/T'challa
  • Mostly Tony/Steve/Peter
  • Also Mostly Peter/Original Six
  • tony/peter
  • Steve/Peter
  • Thor/Peter
  • Bucky/Peter
  • etc. - Relationship
  • Natasha/Peter Parker
  • Tony Stark
  • Steve Rogers
  • Natasha Romanoff
  • Bruce Banner
  • Thor
  • Clint Barton
  • Loki
  • Maybe Coulson
  • Maybe Nick Fury
  • Maybe Pepper
  • Maybe Maria Hill
  • Avengers - Character
  • Spider-Man
  • Web Warriors (Marvel)
  • Team Web-Warriors
  • More Characters to Come - Character
  • Possibly Inhumans
  • crack fic ish
  • Peter needs a job
  • peter is 18+
  • Not specified though
  • Peter gets a job
  • Peter has very bad instincts
  • NOT AN ORIGIN STORY
  • Peter has had his powers for several years now
  • Idea that was based on a fanfiction.net fanfic
  • Tony is the first one who initiates the kiss kiss with petey
  • Peter loves the Avengers
  • Precious Peter Parker
  • Sassy Peter
  • Peter Parker Needs a Hug
  • Peter is a Little Shit
  • Protective Natasha Romanov
  • Protective Bucky Barnes
  • Protective Steve Rogers
  • Protective Avengers
  • Andrew Garfield Spider-Man?
  • You get more Andrew Spidey sassTM than Tom Holland sass
  • bodyguard Peter
  • Bottom Peter Parker
  • Virgin Peter Parker
  • Basic Avengers
  • No Vision
  • Demanding Avengers
  • They're actually kinda creepy with how possesive they are
  • but hey
  • it all works out in the end
  • what is this title
  • don't mind it
  • Iron Man 1 kinda Tony
  • He's a bit of a douche to start but he's my fav character so he doesn't stay that way for long
  • Flirty Tony
  • Flirty Avengers tbh
  • Domestic Avengers!
  • Peter Parker Speaks Italian
  • Tony Stark Speaks Italian
  • Into the Spider-Verse - Freeform
  • Characters are from different tv shows/movies/comics
  • Web Warriors Team
  • More marvel characters to come
  • I take it back
  • Nanotech is bae
  • So Tony has nanotech
  • No Thanos as far as I know
  • (Sex tags to come)
  • I don't know how to tag that
  • so as story goes along pls help
  • i'm also awful at at writing sex scenes
  • so pls help
  • really srsly pls help
  • when i need it
  • Constructive Criticism Welcome
  • Avengers (more than) Family
  • PTSD Peter Parker
  • Peter's spider sense is dangerous to him
  • toxic
  • Peter can't control it
  • Peter has severe anxiety problems
  • Peter has sever sensory overloads
  • Also RATINGS MIGHT CHANGE
  • Really understand that this is basically the Avengers being fuckbuddies with peter
  • Unfortunately discontinued
  • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued
  • tbh the avengers are actually pretty sweet
  • ig i really wanted people to know that this isn't a platonic relationship thing
  • i reread the tags
  • and i made them sound evil
  • which
  • they are possessive and shit
  • but they're not like
  • Evil
  • or anything

  Summary

  Peter is trying to keep his Spider-Man job a secret and he needs to get a job. On his way to one of the interviews, he ends up walking into Stark industries, which, whoops his bad, I'm looking for the bathroom miss. But THEN some weird stuff happens and suddenly he's the Avengers' bodyguard. What the hell...?

   

   

  Oh, and the Avengers and SHIELD are looking for Spider-Man.
  Lovely.

  Language:

  English

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