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The Alternian Candidate by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon, Real Person Fiction
23 Jul 2025
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In a hotel bathroom stood a twenty-three year old Medal of Honor recipient. John Egbert looked at himself in the mirror. He didn’t recognize himself. This was a normal situation for him.
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A “The Manchurian Candidate” story in the world of Homestuck, with LGBTQ themes and guest appearances by Lolita and Lawerence of Arabia among two dozen other things.Series
- Part 1 of The Three-Way Cold War Chess Game
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Dave Strider, 30, has a problem: His formerly comfortable life in New Alternia Hills has been slowly uprooted over the past three years. His sister, Rose, moved away and left him her old house three months ago. After what feels like a lifetime of trying to find a new friend group, he breaks down and lets his ridiculously wealthy twin pay for some convoluted "rent-a-friend" scheme.
Karkat Vantas, 25, needs $20,000 to pay off his student loans, and he thinks he's found a (mostly) painless way to do it. All he has to do is avoid falling for his (admittedly pretty hot) employer.
Clearly, nothing can go wrong here.
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Basically Homestuck x Twilight but I change a lot to fit my story of them. I own nothing and none of the characters!!!!
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The Dersite royal family are famed for their powerful magic, but Prince Dave does not have any. Prospit is an insular nation who believes magic to be inherently corrupting and wicked, and yet Princess Jade has magic flowing through her veins. When their marriage is arranged to end a centuries-long war, they have a lot to figure out.
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Homestuck Act 5 Act 2 if Vriska forcefemmed John on top of her usual manipulation of him
this is a doomed timeline
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Long Distance Friends (I'll Walk 238855 Miles) by Rossmonster01
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Homestuck
22 Jul 2025
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John leaned back on his bed, phone held off the side. His new friend's story sure sounded probable, it didn’t quite feel right. Call it the intuition of someone who’d seen enough movies, but he had a hunch they were TOTALLY LYING.
==> Author: Make a Danny Phantom and Homestuck crossover to vanquish plot bunnies, but have it be in pesterchum to be lazy.
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When I was in high school I was too scared to admit I loved characters like Jade, John, and Jane. I didn't want to say I wanted to write an Aradia centered fic about talking to the dead. I wrote this fic to a friend when I was in high school after reading an update. Please enjoy.
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If there were any scientists left alive, they would agree with the wildly popular opinion that while 2021 sucked, what came afterwards deserved to be taken out to the back and shot.
It was subtle at first, a few cases here and there, nothing really too dire. Until it was everywhere. "Psychovirales" as it became known as was, in all simplicity, the classical, end of the world, zombie virus.
Your name is ROSE LALONDE, and you are much too tired for this.
(This work is a revised and reupload of "my god, it's full of stars". Updates will be most Tuesdays and Fridays.)
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Your name is John Egbert and you just wanted to be a designated third wheel for your best buddy, Dave. Except Dave's hot older brother is also at this bar, and so is a creep who won't take no for an answer.
Pretending that you're with Dirk is obviously the right move here. Especially since it gives you the perfect opportunity to test the waters. -
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“You nervous?” Dave turned to the sound of his brother’s voice, momentarily distracted from the half-folded paper in his hands.
“Nah, not really?” he replied with a shrug, partially surprised at the question. “This job seems pretty standard. Transporting a retired ship to its home planet for scrapping. Easy peasy.”
Born as a set of quadruplets, Dave and his siblings grew up attached to each others’ sides like a human monkey chain. Having each others’ backs proved more difficult once they became young adults, however. Their separate interests began pulling them in different directions, but thankfully Dave and his siblings did share the desire to leave Mars together. They had all decided to go the “interstellar traveler” route, and agreed to take multiple tracks at the Interstellar Travel Academy to become their own self-sustaining crew and eventually buy their own ship.
One morning Dave woke up to an Earth-based company looking for an individual with both engineering and pilot experience, which he was. With only one other crewmate aboard the payout would be insanely good, so Dave took it without hesitation. And now the day had finally come.
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One for the money, two for the show; I never was ready, so I watch you go. by ST4R__L1GHT
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Jul 2025
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Author uses Dave Strider to process his own emotional baggage. thats literally it theres basically no plot besides author venting his own frustration with life.
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- 718
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Post-vriskafic8ion freakery. I am in menorrhagia hell right now and I thought of this in a spiral at 4 am. 24 hours l8er...
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Roxy Lalonde gets asked to do a lot by a lot of people.
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En un multiverso infinito ¿Es tan difícil de creer que nunca existió ningún Sburb que iniciarse el fin del mundo? En un multiverso infinito ¿Es tan difícil creer que las amistades se deterioren simplemente por el paso del tiempo? No, la repuesta es no, aunque eso no implique que puedan volver a iniciar.
En un mundo completamente normal los beta kids viven vidas normales, casi separado por el tiempo y los diferentes intereses. O simplemente un par de historias que escribo de los chicos haciendo el tonto mientras reparan un vieja amistad.
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Karkat and Dave have obvious feelings for each other, although they never really went far to admitting it.
Everyone else have been trying to get them together but to no avail, since both of them can be stubborn to talk about their feelings to each other.
One day, in a project for their class, Karkat and Dave paired up as per usual as an excuse to spend time together. Although this time is different, because Dave finally let Karkat do their project at his place.
This will forever change their relationship.
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The game is over, and however many years it's been later the victors have found a way to bring those who didn't make it back to life. Eridan Ampora is among those few. The problem is, he's not sure he deserves to be there. It doesn't seem like anyone else is quite so sure, either.
This is a story about Eridan wrestling with gender, relationship issues, guilt, and his own deeply unpleasant personality. It's also about the beauty of discovering yourself, and about being stalked by evil mental illness demons.
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Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood.
He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the steps even faster. Don’t be late again. Don’t fucking do that, Vantas.
He stumbles out, heaving in breaths as he takes in the scene, brain working furiously to compensate for the terror thrumming in his veins and the pounding of his head.
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This was never the life you expected to live out. No one expects to live past ninety, much less past three hundred. You've enjoyed and hated how people have changed. How much people have learned but also how stupid they can be. The advances in technology. The ruthless slaughter. The world is a breathtaking thing, whether that be a good thing or not. You are stuck here for- well for as long as the cruel gods want you to be. Not even peanuts can kill you anymore. That might just be the one good thing that came out of this whole ordeal.
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- Part 4 of Hey HalJohns Come Get Y'all's Juice
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After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
After the frosty silence in the gardens
After the agony in stony places
The shouting and the crying
Prison and palace and reverberation
Of thunder of spring over distant mountains
He who was living is now dead
We who were living are now dying
With a little patience—"The Waste Land," T.S. Eliot
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The Abased Seer of Derse marries the Divine Heiress of Prospit.