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A re-upload of my story for the tenth anniversary! Happy ten years to Not Really A Prince on Fanfiction.net, it's about time I move it over.
His name was Eridan Ampora. He'd just killed his former Matesprit, and destroyed all hope for the restoration of the troll race. And now he stood on the roof of their hidden base, facing off against a Thief of Light and a Bard of Rage. But this time, things are going to go a lot differently. AU where Eridan survives Act 5, and continues with the group to Act 6.
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jake english is an international student from england. spending his year in the states, experiencing the roller-coaster that are the relationships he forms there.
dirk strider is a engineering major at the college jake has started attending. working in the mornings at an off campus cafe, the off chance that they run into each other is low but never zero!
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Lucas Roosevelt, (OC) meets John Egbert. Lucas is a laid back guy, not very social, and while in History class John asks for help on an assignment.
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Can’t three bros cuddle without it being gay? Sure, they might all be extremely gay (well, extremely bisexual if you want to get technical), and the summer heat might have gotten to them something fierce, but cuddling isn’t gay. What happens next, though, is.
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Dave is cuddling with his boyfriend and best bro when the urge strikes.- Language:
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Skaianet Archives Rewritten by Dottimessix, Katie Brown (Dottimessix)
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap
25 Nov 2025
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Pretty sure the ship name is Last Breath and that goes hard
John is a loner dumbass in this verson of post canon, Egbert goes to a party thinking irs a nice opportunity to hang out with some pals and realizes that they are having trouble socializing so they go up to a balcony to chill.
There, A Certain Guest follows as she'd like to help her friend.(they probably gonna Fuuuuck)
((After June realized shes a woooooman))
Update: She realizeds she's a woman through the death of her past sellllffffff!! They fuuuuuccccckkkk!! -
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John watches the fragile threads between him and Dave unravel, and for a breathless moment, it feels as if his whole world slips through his fingers.
But then he remembers. He’s not truly alone… is he?
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Isekaistuck - Act 2 - Parties, Problems, and Transmigration by IncessantPulse
Fandoms: Homestuck
24 Nov 2025
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4 kids continue their adventures in Tera, a world they only vaguely recognize from its similarities to Dungeons and Dragons. Having been asked to save the world and given magic and abilities they have only imagined. They continue their adventure, meeting new people and finding new problems.
A Dungeons and Dragons style world, filled with familiar homestuck concepts but repurposed to fit the setting.
You can check the status of the next chapter here
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- Part 2 of Isekaistuck - D&D
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Whoever these asshole trolls are, they have messed with the wrong guy's friends. Dave Strider is not taking this lying down. He doesn't take anything lying down. Dave Strider is the proverbial top. Hmm, Rose would have a field day with that figure of speech.
Whoever these fucking humans are, Karkat is going to make sure they know how little he wants to speak to them. Even if he's being forced to. How has it come to this? He's meant to be the gogdamn leader.
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John and Dirk find themselves in a bit of a prank war.
In which John Egbert, Prankster Extraordinaire, decides to take a conversation about lingerie very seriously. Not wanting to be beat at his own game, Dirk decides to take things up another notch with a masterpiece of his own creation.
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John goes to visit Dave for the first time. What could go wrong?
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The Alternian Candidate by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon, Real Person Fiction
24 Nov 2025
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In a hotel bathroom stood a twenty-three year old Medal of Honor recipient. John Egbert looked at himself in the mirror. He didn’t recognize himself. This was a normal situation for him.
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A “The Manchurian Candidate” story in the world of Homestuck, with LGBTQ themes and guest appearances by Lolita and Lawerence of Arabia among two dozen other things.Series
- Part 1 of The Three-Way Cold War Chess Game
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This is gonna be a collection of homestuck oneshots. If you have any requests, please send them in!!! I'd love to get some ideas for other prompts. More character tags will be added when said character is written for.
Characters that have been covered so far:
John Egbert, Dave Strider, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Karkat Vantas, Nepeta Leijon, Equius Zahhak, Gamzee Makara, Eridan AmporaGuys this is so sausage fest pls request the ladies
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Open my hands to catch a wall by Absolutely_Fishyy
Fandoms: Homestuck, Batman - All Media Types
24 Nov 2025
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When John opens his eyes, it is not to Earth C- where he just arrived and should be right now.
In fact, it’s not anywhere he recognizes at all.
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A silly crossover fic between Batman and homestuck. Most crossovers (of which there are few) that I’ve seen are just one set of these fandoms in the others position, but I’ve seen some really good ones where they meet and I liked them a lot and I think there should be more. So I decided to have some fun with it :D(Title is from My Angel by Adrianne Lenker)
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When the older soulmate turns 18, writing on your hand transfers from one soulmate to another. Today is December 3rd, 2013, Rose Lalonde's 18th birthday. To everybody's surprise, her soulmate turns out to not be Kanaya.
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- Part 1 of Homestuck Soulmate AU Fics
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John gets a lobotomy shit gets everywhere.
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John Egbert was a highschool teen beginning to feel like life didn't have that much meaning left. Ever since he and his friends skipped out on playing that game called SBURB, everything just felt...wrong. Boring. Aimless. After three years of drifting apart from his friends, a purpose finally lands in front of him. Nobody said that destiny often begins with shattering of a corpse's skull.
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Dave's family is bigger than ever with a new generation bringing new problems. As time goes on for everyone, and lives change in ways they never saw coming, this final Act brings the Perfect Little Freaks series to an end.
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- Part 11 of Perfect Little Freaks
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man maybe writing alternian titles actually is easier by criticalexponent
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Nov 2025
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In which two dorks meet in university class; one of them a stoic cool kid; (but really he is just an emotionally repressed loser); the other an overdramatic hopeless romantic with a penchant for foul language; / the two engage in a classic enemies to friends to lovers plot featuring the usual tropes; enough instances of miscommunication and obliviousness that it's a miracle either of our dense as fuck protagonists are smart enough to pass any of their classes; / including enough didactic drivel on platonic love that you might start to wonder why the subtitle to this thing isn't "friendship is magic"; and guest appearances by the author's other favorite homestuck characters (at least, the ones he thinks he can do justice).
ie. just a typical davekat college au
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Ten years after his 13th birthday, John Egbert is invited to a canonically significant picnic with two of his friends, and is presented a choice.
His choice is meant to determine the direction of the timelines, but…
What if he was granted another option?