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    Kevin finds something better than drugs could ever offer him.

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    “You’re disgusting, both of you,” Dick said, losing what little respect he had for his hero. Thank you so much, Bruce. He’ll never look Superman in the face again without knowing what a pervert he was!
    “Release tension. Horrible understatement!”

    “Dick…”

    “Wait, but what does Tim have to do with this? You were so lame that Clark got distracted by a cry for help?”

    Bruce pressed his lips into a thin line, “Worse. Tim was there.”

    Dick nearly choked on his spit. He leaned against the kitchen counter, “Wait, are you telling me that while you two were…intimate…a nine-year-old saw you?”

    “And he took pictures of us, too.”

    “What?!”

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    "W-What are you talking about?!"

    "Come on, Tsukasa-senpai... I just said I know what you're hiding. You like him!~"

    The scream the blond let out was nothing short of astonishing.

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    Mizuki realizes just what it is that Tsukasa's hiding, and makes a rather interesting comparison...

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    Black Sapphire and his wife, Black Forest, end up tumbling into R&R's universe. Lovely.

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    Everyone knows that the fight is fixed, and everyone's true in their own fashion.

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    Posts from my tumblr that I wanna post here too. Includes self-shipping, ocs, and lesbian nails.

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    What is going on in k-pop stan twitter?

     

    @howitsdundundun - who tf are the saja boys and why are they on my tl

     

    @mira.andrumi.andzoey.ohmy - FR i did not place this brick

     

    @sajaboyiluvyouah - SAJA BOYS RISE UP!!!!

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    The Shadow Triad follow a complex code of loyalty. Everything else in the world comes second to their leader, Ghetsis. After all, he saved their lives. They will live in his shadow forever.

    When the Gym Leader Burgh saves a Shadow's life as N's Castle collapses, he creates a paradox. The Shadow Triad serve Ghetsis because of their life debt... and yet now a life debt is owed to Burgh, too. The only choice is for this Shadow to leave her siblings behind, and try to repay the debt as quickly as possible.

    Burgh is NOT pleased.

    *

    ‘No,’ said Burgh. ‘Oh, no thank you, I do not need a ninja bodyguard, as much as I appreciate the offer you’d best go back to your life of torturing Pokémon, off you go, goodbye.’

    Shadow growled. ‘You do not get a choice in the matter,’ she said. ‘My loyalty is supposed to be to Ghetsis, alone and entirely. This is an aberration. Until it is resolved, I will be bound to you. That is not acceptable.’

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    A parallel pov of chapter 3 of thebookthiefstardis' polycule fic. How could a King let his Generals be so easily conquered by someone else's polycule :/

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    Kim Dokja just wanted to troll a Twitch streamer.
    Instead, he accidentally cyberbullied a silent FPS god with 15 million followers, the personality of a feral cat, and the exact face of his favorite webnovel protagonist.

    Now the streamer might be stalking him.
    Or trying to date him.

    Hard to tell when he doesn’t talk.

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    Yu Junghyeok leaned towards his mic, saying “You talk too much.” Kim Dokja almost dropped his phone. How the hell did this guy get blessed with godly good looks, otherworldly gaming skills and a hot voice as well? Now this just wasn’t fair.

    onlyreader: u speak now??

    onlyreader: wow ur like a reverse pokemon

    onlyreader: do i unlock new voice lines if i piss u off enough?

     

    There was no response, of course. Not verbally. But Junghyeok’s camera—normally perfectly still, unshaken by anything short of server crashes—jerked just slightly.

    A jolt. Like maybe, just maybe, he was sighing.

    Kim Dokja’s grin widened. “Ohhh,” he whispered. “He’s annoyed.”

    He leaned forward like a villain in a trench coat.

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    El segundo fanfic del Juano verso, un fanfic creado con mis amigos(con cosas que pueden ser ofensivas, así que disclaimer) (¡Aclaración por si las dudas! Todo lo visto en este fanfic es mera ficción y humor negro, si no te gusta o incomodan tales temas salir del fanfic‼️)(TODO ESTO ES UN AU CON CONTENIDO PROBLEMATICO, TODO FICCIONAL‼️)

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    For now, the two pledges are blissfully unaware of the greater plans that they are setting in motion— and so, when Satoru gets down on all fours to start crawling into the ventilation system, Suguru just can’t help himself.

    Taking advantage of his compromised position, Suguru makes a split second decision— the only warning being a muttered no homo before he smacks Satoru’s ass so hard that the sound echoes through the halls of the house like thunder.

    Or, two straight pledges find themselves in a sticky situation- gay panic ensues.

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    Leo and Ritsu get freakyyy

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    Seiko Yuki really wouldn't have minded being reborn into my hero academia, really she wouldn't. Except for the hero commission breathing down her neck because of her quirk, and the fact that if you think about it for longer than 30 seconds you realize that MHA is a deeply fucked up society.

    Other than that though she thinks it's going pretty alright.

    (This is just for fun, and probably very self-indulgent.)

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    Something is off about Hermione Granger. And everyone feels it. When she was younger, freshly adopted Hermione Granger believed she was an alien. The alternative — that she was just weird, easily distracted, and occasionally made nearby electronics combust — well, that felt worse.

    Then came Hogwarts.

    Now she’s surrounded by errant castle creatures, paranoid professors, and a suspiciously petty blond boy who looks at her like she’s stolen something from him. Magic is loud, chaotic, and breathtaking. But something inside Hermione keeps humming off-beat. Something old. Something sharp.

    She doesn’t know what she is yet.

    But she’s starting to suspect neither does anyone else.

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    Ron wakes up delirious in his hospital room and finds a number of bandages around his arm. He can't exactly remember why he's here or what happened but maybe the cute nurse by his side could help him.

    He may have partially lost his memory but that doesn't stop him with flirting with the adorable nurse.

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    So basically…
    A random avid JJK fan gets Isekai’ed.
    And instead of falling into a panic, they cope, quietly in the corner of Yuuji’s mind.
    ———

    Yuuji had expected Sukuna would be more vocal. Whispering threats in his ear, detailed descriptions of how he would possess his body and kill everyone that he holds dear, that kind of stuff.
    But Sukuna hasn’t, so while Yuuji moves into his new room he asks Gojo.

    “Gojo-sensei.”

    “Yup, Yuuji-kun.”

    “Is Sukuna, um, supposed to be so quiet?”

    Gojo holds his chin and tilts his head, thinking “Hm, the short answer is that I don’t know.”

    “And the long answer is?” Yuuji sits down on his new bed, soft, he notes.

    “The long answer is; History doesn’t tell you much about his personality, other than, you know, that he was blood thirsty and violent. But records do say that he was smart, which makes sense since he became the strongest of his age.” Gojo answers.
    “Of course the title of strongest belongs to me now.” He ends with a smirk, staring down Yuuji, well, Sukuna.

    Yuuji lays down that didn’t answer anything.

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    After his Father returns from America to whisk his mother away when he leaves again, Midoriya Izuku makes the only logical decision in the moment.

    Run as far in the opposite direction as possible.

    But as he takes these leaps away, he quickly finds a short-term solution to maybe 3 of his about 17 existing problems whilst creating 4 more: Vigilantism.

    Oh look, its even got a bonus on at the minute, you get a free new dad with it. Wait- never mind, two new dads? And, are those... friends?

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    i may change the summary and title once i figure this fic out a bit more but this thing's got a mind of it's own at the minute

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