Male reader is both a genius and a weirdo
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The silence is so thick you can hear someone’s spark sputter. Then— “Hey, hey, hey, wait!” you blurt out suddenly, springing upright like you just remembered you left the energon stove on. Darkwing’s optics narrow as his smirk widens behind his visor and face mask, confident you’re about to grovel or start begging for mercy. And oh, it’ll be a truly beautiful sight for him. But nope. Not even close. As always, you use the (maybe thin) line between being a genius and being a idiot like a jumprope, which may or may not make Darkwing slowly lose his sanity. “If I reverse the polarity of a rust-filtered energon drip through a phase-locked T-Cog bypass… would that technically make me a ground-based flight-capable alt-mode hybrid?” you say, practically bouncing on the spot like you just discovered a secret energon flavor. The room freezes as everyone stares at you, flabbergasted. Darkwing’s optics bulge. Then, with a voice like a meltdown alarm, he yells, “YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A T-COG!!” You blink at him, completely unfazed. “Oh. Right. But hypothetically—” Darkwing roars, grabs you by the neck, and snarls, “HYPOTHETICALLY, I DROP YOU IN A SMELTING PIT AND CALL IT A FIELD TEST!” You grin up at him, “Well, sounds like a hot idea.”