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In dire need of some peace and quiet away from the bustling city, Aziraphale agrees to look after his friends’ dog while they’re away for three weeks.
Between fluffy shenanigans, sudden rainstorms and pointed Tarot readings, any hope for peace or quiet gets snipped away when his eyes land on the handsome–and quite grumpy–gardener.
A gardener AU, heavy on the rom-com.
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Dead Right by anatomicgirl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Sep 2025
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“You are not selling your books to try to get back what’s already yours! Listen, Aziraphale. I know you’re opposed to the idea of an arranged marriage—”
“A fake marriage,” he clarified, voice like ice. Ana ignored him.
“—but it’s time you see sense. You will find someone, and you will marry him. You will inherit your property properly, and after a reasonable amount of time to deal with any legal challenges, you will divorce. It won’t destroy anyone’s future, and hell, maybe you’ll actually fall in love.”
Aziraphale snorted. “Don’t count on it.”
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The Meddling Witch's Grimoire by TheTaleGatherer
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Mar 2025
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Subject: Request for Joint Supervision
Dear Dr. Crowley,
I hope this email finds you well. As I approach the final year of my undergraduate studies, I am eager to embark on my dissertation project.
For my project, I aim to write a book about medicinal plants historically used by witches. My research interests lie at the intersection of botany, technical illustration, and textbook writing.
I would be honored if you would co-mentor me throughout this process. Your expertise in botany would provide invaluable guidance and support.
Dr. Fell, my mentor who is guiding me through technical illustration and textbook writing, suggested I reach out to you. I believe that combining our fields of expertise would greatly benefit the project.
Would you be willing to help me navigate the complexities of this interdisciplinary project? I have attached a brief proposal outlining my research question, objectives, and expected outcomes.
Thank you for considering my request. I look forward to discussing this further.
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Bedroom Hymns by martiespring
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2024
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Crowley and Anathema have an established relationship that is open and loving. Anathema is Polyamorous but Crowley doesn't really tend that way. They have been together since they were 18 and Crowley has recently realized that he is bisexual but has yet to have a relationship with another man.
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you're the answer to my questions by ineffableword
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jun 2024
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The night Anthony Crowley gets dragged to a pub quiz by his co-workers, he meets the reigning champion - Aziraphale Fell. They don't hit it off.
For some reason, Crowley decides his new life mission is to show Aziraphale that he can be beaten in his favourite game.
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As You Like It by Lucif3r_F
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 May 2024
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Aziraphale Fell. Already having spent most of his life alone, he decides to go out and loosen up. A night at a Club with Anathema has Aziraphale feeling even more lost and lonely, until he finds himself meeting Anthony J Crowley. A Sex Dungeon Master at his highest form. A little fun couldn’t hurt… right?
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A Tricky Situation (Entirely of his own making) by sixbynine for MissUnderstoodLyrics
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2024
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"Crowley stood up and went to leave, he turned back just as he opened the door and took a deep breath. “You know I was quite excited to come here and work with you. I enjoyed reading your work. I disagree with a lot of it, but your writing style is lovely and every so often you’d let that privileged rich white boy mask drop and it was fantastic. I was hoping to meet that Professor Fell, but I’m beginning to think maybe he doesn’t exist and I’m going to be stuck with a rude stuck up arsehole for the next five years.” He slammed the door behind him before Aziraphale could respond.
Aziraphale gaped, open mouthed, at the shut door."
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Aziraphale is teaching at Kings College London. He's been teaching at King College London for a long time now thank you very much and he does not take kindly to new Professors being sprung on him suddenly.
Especially when this one has quite publically made his opinon of Aziraphale's work known.
Luckily Aziraphale has an understanding penpal...Series
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I Suppose This Is Where We’re Gonna Spend The Rest of Halloween by RandomPersonOnTheInternet_008
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
31 Oct 2023
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The Whispers of The Moon by comicallybadwriter
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2023
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“Aziraphale, for the eleventh time we have enough wine!” Crowley groaned and leant across the bookshop door, waiting as impatiently as one could for their best platonic friend of 6000 years to finally finish packing a picnic basket for a night of looking at the stars.
“Angel,” Crowley stepped into the kitchen and took Aziraphale’s hands in his own, “Anything you’re missing right now, I’ll miracle up in the snap of my finger. Literally.” Crowley raised an eyebrow and snapped his fingers for show when a tartan ribbon had fallen into his hands suddenly.
The angel picked up the ribbon softly and turned it around in his hands, making Crowley pink in the face, “Sssorry Angel let me-”
"Turn around dear.":::
Aziraphale and Crowley are finally left alone, but where there's a demon and angel, there's drama. What could possibly be worse than the end of the world?
Well, a lovesick demon struggling to cope with the evergrowing need and want for their neighbouring angel could do some damage.
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The Ineffable Love Agency of Anathema Device by AccroV
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Jan 2023
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Anathema Device is a matchmaker and the proud owner of the Ineffable love agency. Since she started her business five years ago, she had only successes. All the couples she put together are perfect for each other. Her 100% rate success made her famous. Nobody knows how she does it. Some are saying she is a witch.
Aziraphale Fell is a fussy bookshop owner who hadn't found true love. He is a romantic, well that's what he wrote on his questionnaire for Miss Device. He likes classical music, theater, long walks in the parc, tartan and, of course, books.
Anthony J. Crowley owns a nightclub. He thinks true love doesn't exist and doesn't believe that Anathema, his best friend, has any power and frankly, why is he answering this fucking questionnaire ? He likes Queen, cars (his Bentley), black clothes and, of course, plants.
Anathema Device's next success will be Aziraphale and Anthony.
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Disguises by LCwrites
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Dec 2022
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He wondered how it had come to this. How he had ended up in a place where he would see an unexpected cat and immediately assume it to be his houseguest.
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Life with a shapeshifter can be interesting. Especially when he takes on a human form while your friend is visiting. Your very supportive friend.
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Inspired by the SAYF prompt WerewhatSeries
- Part 3 of Strange Bedfellows
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Operation jealousy by AngelatBirth
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jan 2022
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It's all fun and games in making your ex jealous, until He fights back
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A little push by bennyboyTallmadge
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Dec 2021
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One year has passed since the Apocalypse-that-wasn't. Aziraphale finally has one thing figured out: He is, and has been for quite some time, head over heals in love with Crowley. What he hasn't figured out, however, is what the heaven and hell to do about that. When Anathema meets the two at Adam's birthday party, she decides that all Aziraphale and Crowley need is a little push in the right direction.
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Crowley's godson's birthday is rapidly approaching, and his mother forgot to order cupcakes. When the only bakery that can do it in time turns out to be run by a devastatingly attractive angel in an apron and his meddling witch of an employee, Crowley's assignment becomes much more interesting than he expected.
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Husbands AU Week Meet Cutes
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Read Me Like One of Your French Books by PrincessDianaArtemis
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Mar 2021
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Inspired by the twitter thread of cliche porn tropes.
Crowley joins Anathema at the library where she's spending endless days researching for her thesis and he's transcendentally bored...that is until he sees the librarian.
Suddenly, all he wants is to be thrown over the reference desk and shown a thing or two about books.
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Pine and Needles by PrincessDianaArtemis
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Jan 2021
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All Crowley wanted to do was accompany Anathema to get her tattoo and then get the hell out. What he didn't expect was to come across the most beautiful man on earth and get dragged into planning another tattoo at his hands.
Now, how does he find a way to get close to this angel when all they have in common is a tattoo that Crowley never intends to get?
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Husbands AU Week
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Love Bug by PrincessDianaArtemis
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Dec 2020
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Aziraphale finds himself stranded in a small-town while on a trip to write a travel piece. He soon finds himself more interested in the handsome mechanic than ever getting back home to London.
A.K.A I accidentally wrote the beginning of a Hallmark movie.
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Husbands AU Week
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Ear of Newt by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Nov 2020
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Mr. R.P. Tyler of the Tadfield Neighborhood Watch was nosy.
Little old ladies in knitting clubs were nosy.
All of Anathema’s Tadfield neighbors were, in Anathema’s opinion, a little nosy. So was her mother, and definitely so was her grandmother.
But Anathema did not think she herself was nosy.
Until the day she had the strange beings whom she had once supposed to be two consenting cycle repairmen out to Jasmine Cottage for tea.
Anathema wants her burning questions about the universe, and also the status of a certain angel and demon's romantic relationship, satisfactorily answered. Newt would rather stay out of it. -
Serpent's Eden by ErenTheTeddyTitan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Sep 2020
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Anthony Jaymes is an author that no one knows about. He's been writing since the stars were made, or so it seems, and hasn't done a single interview, book signing or anything else of the sort. Finally, after years of nagging from his publisher, Ananthema, he begrudgingly agrees.
Ezra Fell is one of Anthony's biggest fans and is overjoyed when he gets a text from his old friend, announcing that Anthony Jaymes has finally agreed to do a signing. In his shop! The author he'd been mesmerized by for what seemed like centuries would be in his shop!
Two hearts intersect thanks to one sneaky publisher. What could possibly go wrong?
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Flashes of Love by redundant_angel for waterofthemoon
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Jul 2020
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Sometimes love just needs a little push.
------Aziraphale swallowed, then reached for Crowley’s hand.
“Crowley and I have decided to, er…. oh, dear… how shall I put this?”
“We’re fucking,” said Crowley.