20 Works in Thirty-Something Peter Parker
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Peter Parker Finds A Family by orphan_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Dec 2024
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Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, is a 35 year old divorcee. Wade Wilson is a 40-something year old ex-merc. They both have secrets to hide, but what happens when one secret is uncovered?
A gateway is created into something more, something that begs the other secret to be realised.Fuck around and find out.
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1…2…3… ACTION!!! by alexndr_writes
Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Dec 2024
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Peter finally had everything he ever dreamed of. Top surgery, a college degree, and Spider-Man was no longer being wanted by the FBI (he hopes). The only thing holding him back were the bills following him. So. Many. Bills.
He had May's funeral bills, the medical bills, and college loans to take care of. As if Jameson would give him a raise, and he was already working three jobs. He could ask Deadpool for a loan... But that sounded like a death wish. For his ego and his literal life.
Gwen tells Peter to just sell feet photos. She says that's how she paid for Mary Jane and hers wedding. Peter, obviously, wouldn't be doing that. But maybe his friend was onto something. Not feet wise, but selling photos of his body online? That didn't sound too bad...
Until Deadpool becomes his number one fan. Now Peter's dignity and secret identity are on the line.
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I Can See You (Deadpool's Version) by alexndr_writes
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Nov 2024
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In a strange turn of events, Wade Wilson has fallen head over heels for Peter Parker, Bruce Banner's assistant scientist.
And he won't stop ranting to Spider-Man about this "Oh so amazing dreamboat of a man!"
Now Peter has no clue how to keep all of his separate lives in their rightful lanes. All he knows is the feeling of Wade's lips hot on his neck in a gross janitor's closet. And he knows he doesn't want that feeling to stop.
He also knows no one can know he's Spider-Man.
Or the find out about the fact that he's hooking up with Deadpool.
AKA: The forbidden workplace romance trope but make it Deadpool! Feat. Misunderstandings, an itty bitty amount of self loathing, and cliches!
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aquamarine, moonlit swimmin’ pool (what if all I need is you?) by askmyknives
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
15 Oct 2024
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Found you, Peter.
His glasses give him a basic rundown of who this Peter is—and honestly, Tony’s invested now. This isn’t just some random Peter, this is a hot Peter. More specifically, this is Peter Parker, CEO of Parker Enterprises, 35 years old, single.
Hah.
Doesn’t take long for Tony to make his way to him. Best part is, he’s got the perfect excuse to talk to him.
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this is an au of our other fic, "it's golden (like daylight)": what if tony met peter before the events of civil war?
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- Part 1 of lovestruck
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it's golden (like daylight) by askmyknives
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 Oct 2024
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"I'm gonna cut straight to the chase here, we’re both busy people. I want you, Parker.”
...What?
No way this is happening.
Tony smirks, again. "Didn't expect a blush, but I'll take it as a yes. Should've come to me if you wanted to join the Avengers so bad, sweetheart."
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In which Peter is a 35-year-old CEO when Civil War happens, and Tony tries to recruit him for Team Iron Man. This is a complete rewrite of my old fic, "CEO of my heart".
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Love Bound in Ropes by HeyHeyMysie
Fandoms: Marvel Comics, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Daredevil (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
16 Sep 2024
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What was supposed to an evening of getting to meet other people interested in the world of BDSM. Matt Murdock and Peter Parker find each other instead. As superhero vigilantes, they get their aggression out but defending the city and roughing up some supervillains and Kingpin, on occasion. But there are some aggression, they decide, can be explored in this world. And now they don't have to do it alone. What starts as an awkward encounter turns into a whirlwind affair that ties BDSM into the lives of two men. Who would rather fuck than even think about how much they care about the other.
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Peter Parker-Stark by cantfindmydad
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Dec 2023
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"Bucky ya me preparó para eso, sueltalo."
"Viaje al pasado."
El batidor sufrió mucho en ese momento.
¡O!
Vamos a arreglar todo, sin saber cómo saldrá. (El futuro está en llamas, literalmente.)
Peter realmente debería estar cocinando junto con MJ, no reviviendo todo su pasado y luego ser el único en recordarlo. Morgan realmente está feliz de que su hermano vea bajo una nueva luz a la magia. -
Deliver Me This by microwadeoven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Oct 2023
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Peter quit being a photographer for the Daily Bugle, too much negativity for his taste. Not knowing what to do with his life, he divorces MJ and starts a job as a delivery boy. Listen, he doesn't make the best of choices. Three years later, he comes face to face with a, well, a familiar face. Or suit? Mask? Whatever, but boy; Peter is NOT happy to see him in the least. I wonder why?
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Deadpool has a track record of disappearing for unknown periods of time. Usually it's not on purpose, happens when you're a mercenary and have to travel a lot. Whatever needs to be done to get that bank, you know? But this time, he was running away. Like a coward. No harm done though because he's back in New York to continue his life with his bestie Spidey. They're going to have so much fun!
Also, there is burrito hate, apologies but Peter is a hater. A grump. A real stick in the mud. (In actuality, he quite likes them.)
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you get taken all the time for a fool by DittyWitty
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 May 2023
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In a weird multiverse twist of events: Spider-man is not close with Deadpool. But Peter Parker is.
Sure, Peter patrols with Deadpool. Very rarely though. Sometimes they’ll even get shitty street food after.
That’s the extent of Deadpool and Spider-man's partnership.
Peter Parker, the 29 year old, slightly broke and a bit socially inept guy from Queens, would consider Wade Wilson his closest friend. Maybe even his “bestie” as Wade calls it.
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I’m Your Biggest Fan by themaskstayson
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Sep 2022
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Being in love with your painfully straight best superhero friend is the absolute worst. But Deadpool respects Spidey just enough to not be 100% serious in his flirting. He can suffer being single forever while scavenging the internet for the BEST Spider-Man porn! And then he found the one. The one Spidey cosplayer that makes porn and sounds somewhat close to his best friend. He is almost perfect.
Peter just needs enough money to make rent and not eat ramen or dollar pizza every single meal. New source of income is a huge welcome! Downside he has to do things he doesn't really care about but whatever makes the viewers happy enough to tip him!
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All the stars we steal from the night sky by vaderstheme
Fandoms: Marvel, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool (Movieverse)
23 Mar 2022
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“I told Peter the truth. That we like it when he’s here. That we miss him when he’s not. That he makes you happy.”
Wade’s heart skipped a beat.
“You make me happy, El,” he squeezed her hand, “I’m plenty happy, I promise.”
She smiled at him.
“Yeah. I know. But Peter makes you smile at your phone like a goof.”
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Can We Take a Break? by shaggybeetle
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Dec 2021
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Wade describes his ideal getaway to Peter and things get a little too hot.
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Yes or No: Check the box by shaggybeetle
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Nov 2021
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Deadpool and Spidey need to sort out a few things and Wade is just being Wade
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waste not, want not by thesnapwasbrutal
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Iron Man - All Media Types
11 Aug 2021
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Oh, but it was all part of their little game that they had grown so fond of, a never-ending back and forth that would one day escalate to the point of no return, leaving them — and only them — to pick up the shattered pieces… just to start all over again.
And yeah, they loved it.
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- Part 7 of Starker Fever
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Oh my God, they were roommates... by cortexikid for majel
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Dec 2020
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Peter had spent the majority of the last three months convincing himself that he wasn’t crushing on his new roommate. He just...wasn’t. Couldn’t be. Because this apartment was a steal, in a good part of the city and the commute was great for work. He couldn’t possibly put all that in jeopardy just because he happened to have a lot of things in common with a pretty sweet guy.
So, yeah.
No crush on Wade here.
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Peter B. Good by cortexikid
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
18 Sep 2020
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Summary...summary...
Need some help, buddy?
No. Go away, Deadpool.
It just, it looks like you're struggling to-
I'm fine. I got this.
People only read the tags anyway, so you're good.
Uh huh.
All they gotta know is that my fine ass is in this. Peter's too. We have tacos. And emotional conversations. And we make out.
Right.
And Hank Pym's saggy balls may be mentioned more than once, for some reason.
Gross.
Hey, you wrote it, not me.
Yeah.
So, we good? This puppy is ripe for the reading?
As it'll ever be.
Wow. You're really selling this. Good job. Maybe go for a lie down? The readers were sold on my fine ass anyway.
Sure. Whatever you say, Wade.
Jealousy is not a flattering colour on you, writer-lady. -
One Part Anscombe, Three Parts Diogenes by Vashoth
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
04 Jun 2020
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It started like any good love story does: with a begrudging trip to New Jersey, a counter-top HAM-1750 toaster oven, and a shitty H.A.M.M.E.R. Tech flip phone.
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That one where Wade gets a gig as a telemarketer, Peter works a million different equally shitty jobs, and Spider-Man finds himself caught in something truly sinister with a foe that might just become a friend.
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The American Barter System by graceandfire
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Dec 2019
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Peter needs backup in a fight and all of his usual hero buddies are out of town. He decides to ask Deadpool. This may be a no good bad truly terrible idea.
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“Y’know,” Deadpool said flatly, tone sending a prickle of warning up the back of Peter’s neck, “Yellow thinks you’re a hallucination. White thinks you’re an evil clone sent to kill me.” The fact that Deadpool was fingering his sidearm while he spoke to Peter was not reassuring.
Peter resisted the urge to bang his head against the bar wall because what the h--- had he been thinking? But he was here and he didn’t have any other options right now so...he had to try.
Peter took a deep breath. “Deadpool, I am not an evil clone. I need backup, people’s lives are at stake and I don’t have a lot of time!”
Deadpool looked unimpressed but at least he stopped caressing his gun. “Uh huh. What’s the pay?”
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Watts Up Danger by kimchi_writes
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
26 Jun 2019
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Toni thinks about how she must look. A teen, covered in bruises and a blanket like some sort of gremlin, sucking on a charger cable like it was a straw after eating exactly twelve protein bars.
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or, Toni is 16, female, the Iron Spider, and thrown into another universe. All in one fic. And if that doesn't sound like a fun time, I don't know what does.
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- Part 1 of shocking experiences