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The battle of Crait ends in the resistance mostly dead, Finn and Poe learn to accept their roles in the First Order.
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Reconditioned by DRReality
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Resistance (Cartoon)
22 Sep 2025
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"The error with Starkiller Base must be corrected. If you cannot, then I will find someone who can."
It wasn't his fault... He hadn't brought that Jedi to the base, he wasn't the one— it didn't matter. General Hux was in charge and Ren was the golden child who could do no wrong. There was no illusion in his mind that he was a misstep away from being replaced. Everyone seemed against him, he could feel the respect officers gave him dwindling by the day as he fought to regain Snoke's favor.
Only to be cast out on a mission planet side. Field work was never his forte, but at least Zheth is there and... Dare Armitage say he almost feels relieved to be free of the pressure?Things move quickly though and while some enemies seem to vanish mysteriously from the face of the galaxy, new ones rise... along with familiar faces. Zheth has woken up only to find herself deeper in the mess than ever. She's someone who strives to survive this war no matter the cost or side she must take but... loyalty to past friends still tugs at her heart.
"Careful, that almost sounded traitorous."
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- Part 2 of Corruption//Reconditioned
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- English
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- 2,053
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- 1/?
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- 1
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- 35
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Phasma wakes abruptly after having an unpleasant dream, and it's all she can think about. But...it wasn't a dream, not really. It was a memory, one that she'd much rather forget.
One she'd much rather get rid of.
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- English
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- 1,646
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 3
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weight (a pound of feathers; a pound of stone) by me_and_mine
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
21 Nov 2023
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Hux is almost gone when he says, unwillingly, pulled from him by something he doesn’t understand, “I killed my father.”
He expects Hux to keep moving, to continue on as if he had never said something so stupid, so pathetic. He is not looking for absolution, and if he were, Hux would be both incapable and unwilling to grant it.
After what seems like an eternity, Hux nods, once, like he’s putting his thoughts back in order. His mouth twists into a cramped, ugly line, like he’s not quite sure whether to glare or smile, and he says, “Who hasn’t?”
magnificent purpose and terrible thingsSeries
- Part 3 of love and other consumables
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the asynchrony of hand and knife by theleonhearted
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
06 Jun 2023
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Theirs was always an alliance of opportunity. (Against her, Hux always loses.)
Or: despite his efforts to best her with words, Hux is rendered speechless by Phasma.
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- English
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- 1,182
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 14
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Desire Spelled Backwards by Celestia_ships_reylo
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Reylo - Fandom
31 May 2023
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Ben Solo, a studious Slytherin prefect at the top of his class, is beginning his sixth year at Hogwarts. Rey, a fifth year Gryffindor, is quietly growing in magical talent.
Ben’s friends call her a Mudblood. Rey’s friends call him a jerk. However, both of them see something in each other that they never have in anyone else. The problem is, neither of them knows whether their feelings are reciprocated.
But reflections eventually reveal everything....
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It's your first ever exploration mission. You learn that if the instructions you've gotten say you shouldn't go through the meadow, you probably shouldn't go through the meadow.
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Shit Escalates, Resistance Thot Edition by EvilGayBastard
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
07 Feb 2023
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In which a certain Captain of the First Order unleashes her wrath upon the reader and a certain unnamed resistance pilot, dark shit occurs, you know the drill by this point.
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- Part 4 of The Space Dyke Hoebaggery Epic
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An Interlude Before Shit Really Hits the Fan by EvilGayBastard
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 Jan 2023
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In which reader attempts to shield a new captive from the Captain’s wrath and unexpected things occur.
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- Part 3 of The Space Dyke Hoebaggery Epic
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The Galactic Bodice Ripper of Your Hoebag Dreams by EvilGayBastard
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
07 Jan 2023
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In which the lovely reader pines for a fascist space cop, decides to snoop in said fascist space cop’s personal office, and subsequently gets her ass handed to her.
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- Part 2 of The Space Dyke Hoebaggery Epic
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In which the lovely reader’s home planet is invaded by a certain Captain of the First Order, and horrible-ness ensues.
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- Part 1 of The Space Dyke Hoebaggery Epic
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Terrific for PR by orphan_account
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
10 Nov 2022
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Hux is plotting to kill Snoke. Phasma and Opan are, as always, in on it. Unfortunately for the three schemers, it seems like Kylo Ren is also in on this one.
It isn't easy, balancing hundred-hour shifts with assassination plots, but if Armitage Hux can't do it, then nobody can.TL;DR: Hux character study ft. him and Kylo (and Phasma and Opan) plotting to assassinate Snoke together. With a side of gratuitous First Order politics and bureaucracy.
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Good Damage by orphan_account
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
12 Sep 2022
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Hux comes across Phasma training the troopers.
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Just a Taste by MurderOfCrowss for smallmarsupial
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
22 Feb 2022
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Rey is captured by Phasma and taken onboard her ship. The jedi finds herself cut off from the force and at her enemy's mercy.
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Poe-Ra, Episode One, “The Sword" by orphan_account
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
30 Dec 2021
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When First Order soldier Poe finds a magical sword in the Whispering Woods of Takodana, he had no idea of his true heritage.
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They've known each other for so long, it only makes sense that their relationship goes beyond simple collegiality. And privately sparring together is the least of it.
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Phasma's is very stressed lately - with Ren at the First Order's helm, who wouldn't be? - so it's fortunate that Her Highness General Organa gives her a reason to punish her.
PWP, Phasma has her sexual and nonconsensual fun with Leia.
(It's not a hard whump, to be honest, but "Leia whump" and "Leia Organa hurts so prettily" should be tags; she does it canon much more than Dameron, if only by the virtue of suffering in three films more - and suffering greater tragedies, and suffering the exact same things as him + some more, and being prettier...).
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It hadn’t been easy, learning to love herself...
Rey and Ben's relationship with a little bit of self-love and a lot of love for one another.
Part Two of Things are Looking Up!
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- Part 2 of Things are looking up
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Nerd!Ben X Punk!Reader - Old friends by Descendantofthesparrow for , Tessacat, momjeansenthusiast
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
25 Apr 2020
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Ben Solo hangs out day after day in the treehouse you and him always used to play in. now, years after you moved away, someone new is moving into your old house across his. and he doesn't like it.
the person who saves him from his daily bullying is someone he absolutely did not expect.inspired by the Wives of Ren discord group chat!!!
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Favours by Kyluxtrashpit (ApostateRevolutionary)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 Jan 2020
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You've heard rumours of sexual favours on the Finalizer before, though it's not something you ever considered doing. While it's not a common practice, you know it does exist. But now that you're in the position of wanting to escape a worse fate, offering your body doesn't seem like such a bad idea...
(Chapter 1: Hux/Reader
Chapter 2: Phasma/Reader
The story is the same either way, just two different options)