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    So basically it's just a nerdy guy ( And no it dont mean a conveniently attractive guy that has glasses and reads in his spare time I mean a GEEK, a FREAK, a NERD.) and then a dumb jock... I hope I can pull SOME type of character development out my ass.

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    Ribbit had been in love with Jax for as long as he could remember.

    Thinking Jax doesn’t feel the same, he hides his feelings behind a stone wall - fully covered from the watchful eyes of his love as the cartoony world around them continues on. He has to catch himself from falling too deep again, and Jax’s hyperfixation on making him feel better during what they think is a small virus going around the circus isn’t exactly helping.

    Although, things suddenly get much more serious when he coughs up a petal.

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    I love fourx smut 😋😋

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    just a mix of random yuris that r freaked tf outt using kinktober prompts (will be out day-by-day)
    its also ALL doomed with little to no fluff/comfort so dont expect good endings....

     

    ! all crazy tags come up in later chapters, dont tweak !

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    They were meant to face the future side by side.

    One night, drawn by the quiet thrill of ambition, two eager students slip into a building abandoned by time, where silence inhales and the walls never forget. But in the end, only one returns, haunted by the memories. Now, as candles flicker on a cake meant to celebrate life, they find themself older than their friend ever will be.

    The past, whatever it was, never did like sleep.

    And the dead have a way of refusing rest.

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    Meet Ripley Barnes: a soldier who runs until his feet bleed, fights until his knuckles split, and only ever lets his dog close. In the dead hours of the night, his routine is all he has—discipline, pain, and the steady love of a Malinois named Puck. Before dawn, everything will change.

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    10/?
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    Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla are already dating In this but as one thing leads to another and who knows what's going to happen.
    this fic is still in the works I'm sorry guys please forgive my shitty writing.

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    Shadow milk gets a redemption arc!!!
    Not as easily done as it's said, huh. After pure vanilla was first physically confronted by shadow, he hurt him by accident. Like, BADLY, causing Shadow to become immobilized and practically USELESS.
    Pure vanilla being a kind hearted soul, takes shadow to his kingdom hoping, maybe, that same cookie pre-corruption is in there somewhere and he can help shadow to be redeemed... However pretty much everything gets in the way, the safety of his kingdom, his friends, the creme republic, and even shadow milk himself.
    Can shadow milk truly be redeemed? Or is pure vanilla holding onto false hope that shadow could ever open up to him?

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    After a long day and a failed heist, Junkrat is feeling miserable.

    Though, Roadhog knows how to make his pet feel better.

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    Guys make sure Kaz sees this please. I'm so sorry because idfk what's wrong with me I could be doing homework or studying for my science test, but instead I wrote ts. Anyways I will delete this if asked it was all for shits and giggles I'm sorry.

    The story is basically just these two getting it on. They get stuck in a room and idk they just do it there's no reason. There's hardly any plot and it's just pure chaos.

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    Exactly what it says on the title. I try to draw Forsaken characters. I can’t promise they’ll be well drawn or designed or I don’t forget to use a reference and leave out details, but I try…

    And you can request, but I take requests more as suggestions than requests.

    [Had to Anon this due to… reasons.]

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    This is based off of a headcanon I had seen on Tumblr, in which Mildred shows Guy her own stash of books after he guiltily reveals his singular book to her.

    I just think that they need to be happy. I love them so much and they deserve a happy ending :3

    So, why not give it to them?

    Hope you enjoy!

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    I'm using this series to process my feelings on religion, I suppose? Especially as an institution.

    Includes reference to self harm.

    Call it pretentious if you want; im trying to figure out how to post on here before I transition into fanfic. Cheers :]

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    В какой-то момент своей школьной жизни, Вилардо Адлер начинает получать записки от неизвестного отправителя. Его спину просверливает чей-то раздраженный взгляд изо дня в день.

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    Sonic and Tangle team up to retrieve a statue that Eggman might go after. Lanolin and Whisper try to break their tension while keeping an eye out on Duo/Mimic, Surge, and Kit.

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    𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧.
    𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧’𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙚.

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    Where fire and ice entwine, Park Jimin is the Unburnt Rose—a silver-haired, purple-eyed Omega pup of the ruling Targaryen Alpha Queen Seolhwa. Revered by the common folk for his humble beauty and gentle spirit, Jimin strikes an unlikely friendship with Jeon Jungkook, a Stark child hostage and a shifting direwolf of one of the most powerful lineages of the North.

    The maidens of the Red Keep and the bards of Kings Landing sing of their sweet, young love in ballads, but the arrival of powerful suitors from House Lannister and House Martell disrupt their tender world with a frightening reality.

    When an unfortunate incident places Jungkook’s life in peril, Jimin releases a great, dormant power—a force so fierce and untamed that it shakes the very foundations of the realm. Amidst the deadly politics and intrigue of the Targaryen court, the Unburnt Rose reveals himself as more than just a pretty face, but a dragon capable of bringing Westeros to its knees.

    And so begins the dance of death and steel.

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    There's a small rural town in Maine where a malevolent, mystical force torments people by making them face physical manifestations of their traumas. In theory, Tony Stark should be having a terrible time. In practice? He's fucking the buff tentacle monster.

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    Author's Note: Before we start, remember-this is fiction. Mostly. Any resemblance to actual Avengers is purely coincidental... and legally unprovable.

    Fury told me to "document the mission for internal records," and I, being the responsible genius billionaire philanthropist that I am, decided to make it entertaining. So here we are: two assassins, one penthouse suite, zero emotional intelligence, and a weapons auction that could end the world. Or at least ruin the mini bar.

    The Setup:
    Natasha Romanov has been assigned to infiltrate a luxury black-market weapons auction, posing as a high-profile heroes with expensive tastes-in both jewelry and company. Her "cover fiance" for the job? None other than James "Bucky" Barnes.

    Because apparently Fury thinks shoving two emotionally constipated assassins into a suite together is a good idea.

    Spoiler: it's not.

    Welcome to Agent Romanoff: Undercover and Under Covers—a slow burn with explosions, questionable room service charges, and exactly one bed.

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    She'd been caught staring, but it wasn't for the first time.

    She wasn't sure why she couldn't stop staring, she'd never looked at somebody like that before. But it was obviously nothing.

    The embarrasment, though, was overwhelming.

    "God, how do you deal with crushes, tisha?" she chuckled, a hint of hesitation in her voice. That made Tisha perk up a bit, in which she replied-

    "I don't, really. I never really tell anybody. Too busy half the time anyways.." she trailed off.

    "Wow, you actually like somebody?" This was new. She never knew that her friend had liked somebody, and now she was eager to find out.

    "It's nothing, really."

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