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    "That's Priest... I'm sorry Todd, Farah is dead. And now you're dead too..."

    The story of Osmund Priest and how he acquired his implacable reputation.

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    The universe has opinions on Dirk's romantic life. Apparently.

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    В этой истории точно есть проблемы на лестнице, обучение шейпшифтингу, призрак с важной миссией и долгожданные встречи с друзьями. Чего в этой истории нет? Абсолютно никаких лифтов. Только лестницы.

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    Amanda realises she has not contacted her parents in months.

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    “Let go,” yelled Dirk, slapping Todd’s hand away and accidentally hitting the lever on the side of the machine, which emitted a cloud of blue sparks –-

    “-- I still hate you –” yelled Todd –-

    –- and then, in a cloud of smoke and sparks and a roar like an oncoming freight train, the lab dissolved around them, and they were gone.

    Another Spring time machine throws a furious Todd and distressed Dirk ten years into each others' pasts. To get back to their time, Todd must convince a recalcitrant Svlad to join his case, as Dirk struggles to resist the allure of Todd at the height of his Mexican Funeral fame.

    Written for the Big Bang 2024, with art by @kezokinos.

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    You are Amanda Brotzman, the little sister.

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    For some reason, Todd had thought that it would take some convincing to get Dirk to a hardcore show. In retrospect, he should have known better. The man was a ball of energy obsessed with meeting new people he’d never talk to again, of course he’d love the sticky beer stained carpets of a noisy ass house show.

    Or: A series of hardcore shows that get progressively weirder and gayer until there's a case afoot.

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    Dirk’s gone, and Todd’s left to chase after him with no clues and no real hope of finding him. With his own past beginning to overwhelm him, Todd is forced to flee Seattle with ex body guard and failed military recruit Farah Black. Alongside them a sister who hates him, a teenager who hates him even more, and a man oddly comfortable with the idea of a holistic assassin and the universe as a whole.
    With only Amanda’s visions to guide them, Todd and Farah must locate and destroy an entire sector of the CIA, saving their friends and clearing their names in the process.

    Hugo Friedkin has never been good at much of anything. Overlooked, undervalued, and dismissed, Friedkin’s spent his life searching for that one thing that would click. Now, quite by accident, he’s found it. For the first time since its’ conception, Black Wing is getting results. And there is no way Friedkin will ever let that go.

    Strange things have always happened in Bergsberg, but unlike before, they are no longer so easy to ignore. When a local boy goes missing and a friend’s dog turns up dead, Tina Teventino is forced to rely on an interloper. Whatever's going on one thing is clear; something deeply sinister is happening in Bergsberg.

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    All of them, together again, like it was before, but better than before. And Martin is smiling and Amanda is laughing and Cross is leaving nail marks on his arm and Gripps is hugging him so tight he can’t even breathe but that’s ok because breathing is just, air, whatever.

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    “А может, у меня просто шизофрения?” - “Ой, не начинай!”

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    “Dirk, how can we write a song that is a love song and that isn’t a love song at the same time? Wouldn’t it make more sense just to focus on one?” Dirk’s face lights up.
    “Excellent point!” He says. “Wonderful assistant songwriting, Todd.”

    Todd Brotzman is a songwriter who hates writing pop music. Despite this, he's been assigned to work with Spring Records' newest up-and-coming pop star: Dirk Gently.

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    When the Rowdy 3 roll into a dingy bar, Amanda notices a creep far too late to protect a young girl named Alison. So, make up for it, they circle back a week later and break his fucking kneecaps.

    Warnings for attempted assault on Amanda, and implied assault on Alison. The main focus is Amanda's revenge on the man, and she lures him in by acting how we wants, but there is nothing specifically graphic of the assault at all. It's kind of an excuse to write a decently cathartic, likely OOC piece on my favorite characters beating the hell out of a creep at a bar that stemmed from a similar fic I'd read recently.
    Written in 2 days whilst incredibly sleep deprived.
    Considering the random is nine years old and nobody writes for the Rowdy 3, I doubt anyone will notice or care! Thank you if you do, though.

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    Not much to say that the title doesn't say.

    Todd Brotzman woke up late again. He was late to work, his landlord wanted his money, he'd forgotten that his parents thought he was bringing a boyfriend home for the holidays, and now he was stuck in an elevator for 41 floors with someone in a violently bright yellow jacket.

    Someone who had just offered to be his fake boyfriend for the holidays. Well offered was a strong word. More like he'd insisted after pulling out a ridiculously small pistol.

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    Everything is connected, in every way imaginable; this isn't limited to simply being in the right place at the right time.

    Or, Dirk believes they are soulmates, Todd thinks he's talking crap.

    Soulmates AU Season One rewrite, starting on Episode 3.

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    When they're in Seattle, the Rowdies use Amanda's old house as a base. She has mixed feelings about the place, as it brings up unwanted feelings from the past that echo into her present.

    Some short domestic rowdy fluff.

    For hittooclosetohome <3

    Feeling pretty rusty but hope there's something salvageable in here that you like :)

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    Farah Adrianne Black is good at a lot of things.

    Admitting that she likes the local drummer and leader of a gang of psychic vampires, is not one of them.
    So doing that while trying not to get the world taken over by robots is going to be tricky.
    Luckily, (or unluckily), Dirk lends a hand.

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    Steve Harrington was a perfectly normal white kid from Indiana, Hawkins thank you very much.

    In fact he was so perfectly normal that he was the King Jock of his high-school, the upcoming prom king. The boy with a promising future full of sports scholarships.

    He didn't get into fights (other than play fights with Tommy), he didn't get into trouble (other than fleeing the scene of underage drinking) and he didn't sweat (except at the thought that he would loose everything in a fleeting second).

    He was a straight-laced, straight (full-stop), simple kid with simple issues.

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    Sequel to "You're Mine"

    I'm Yours takes place with a brainwashed Dirk Gently ( Forced Svlad Cjelli ) working for Blackwing under Mr. Priest. Their bond slowly growing despite a new monster being put in charge of escorting both of them. Priest and Svlad are now on a case Svlad received through cryptic means, however, it has put them on the path with Project Cerberus. A grouchy Medium who hates his powers and everything to do with it who has two ghosts with him wanting to reach out to Dirk and bring him back to the person he used to be.

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    9/?
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    A new case has landed upon Dirk Gently's doorstep, delivered by the last man he ever wanted to see again.

    He knows he can't run from the Universe once it's decided to put him onto the playing field again, and he knows the importance of a case like this. Two former Blackwing subjects are attracting far too much attention, and it's up to Dirk to track them down before Priest does.

    Accompanied by the man responsible for all the things Dirk would rather not think about anymore (as well as Todd and Farah), he takes the case and all the consequences that come with it.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    16
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    25
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    7
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