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Next Year's Words by cathalin
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
29 Jan 2013
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Sometimes Bond has to seduce someone for the job. Occasionally he needs help with the details. Q enjoys giving directions. Bond likes taking them, sometimes, from the right person.
“Does she like long walks at sunset or is she more of a ‘fuck me against a wall’ girl?” Bond breathes quietly into the mic, following the glimpse of crimson silk flitting its way through the dark bar.
Brought to you by the prompts: voice, voyeurism, phone-sex, glasses. (Also orders, cardigan, smart mouth, technology, gadgets, against the wall, heat, blow-job, sleepy, morning, snark, talking, drowsy, pretend, control, public, snark, wall-sex, and probably quite a few others *coughs*).
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The World We View by bankrobbery, melfice
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
12 Nov 2012
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"If you were a woman he would want you."
He hopes that, if he were a woman, he might have better taste.
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The World We View by bankrobbery, melfice
Published: 2012-11-12
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"If you were a woman he would want you."
He hopes that, if he were a woman, he might have better taste.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2025/11/07
(Approximate) Last Read: 2025/11/07
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Q finds him, freshly released judging by his unshaven, dead-eyed appearance, threatening life, limb, and family of a vending machine in the break room.
While Bond battles for his crisps packet, Q tells him, “You know those kill about a dozen people every year.”
“Not very impressive, is it?” Bond grunts, hefting his weight against the machine. “I’ve tallied that in half the time.” The machine rocks back onto the ground. Bond’s bad leg almost goes out from under him for the effort, and the crisps remain firmly in limbo.
Q decides this is not the defeat Bond needs right now.
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- Part 2 of Out of Focus
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"Oh, 007," Q sighs, glancing into that beautiful, smug face, "It’s a miracle your knee is the problem when you’re so good at shooting yourself in the foot."
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Bond is a sad wet cat of a man in this. love my beautiful failwife <3
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the sheer lack of professionalism by scioscribe
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
15 Nov 2012
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Q rolled his eyes. “Oh, there are just bloody wheels within wheels to it, aren’t there, this kidnapping business? Really, you should give it up. You’re not cut out for it. Think about it, your first time out, and you pinch a national intelligence treasure and ask his MI6 boyfriend for ransom. It isn’t very promising, is it?”
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these absolute flops omfg i would never kidnap someone and ransom them for money but if i did i imagine thats the type of shitty ass kidnapping situation id be doing
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Brothers Never Beg by KatsatheGraceling
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies), bondlock - Fandom
01 Sep 2014
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Prompt: Can I get a 5 + 1 where Mycroft literally has to plead with his youngest brother Q to head the Quartermaster branch of MI6 (because they are all hopelessly lost)? Q resists, still liking his job as freelance hacker. Bonus points for Mummy Holmes.
- Ration306Or, five times in which Q refuses to be Quartermaster and the one time he accepts. Bondlock. Pre-00Q.
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- Part 3 of Long Bondlock Prompt Fills
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Q is a Holmes
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Bond managed to give him a lot of work even when he was no longer with 'the company'. Still, Q agrees to take care of the child that was left in his care until the unaware father drags himself back to England, and Alec is more than happy to assist the young Quartermaster.
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"You should have sex with other people," Q says once.
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The only acceptable office romance
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The Hunt for the London Guide by house_of_lantis
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), The Sentinel (TV)
01 Nov 2025
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In a world where Sentinels are humanity’s genetically heightened protectors and Guides are the empaths who balance them, James Bond, 007, stands as the Alpha Sentinel of London, powerful, disciplined, and dangerously unanchored after years without a bond. His perfect counterbalance has been beside him all along: Q, the brilliant but reclusive Quartermaster, whose sarcasm conceals his true nature as Edmund Montgomery, a Neural Architect-class Guide capable of harmonizing an entire city’s psionic network.
Years ago, Edmund survived a forced-bond attempt by Raoul Silva, a rogue Sentinel serving SPECTRE, leaving him scarred and in hiding. When Silva resurfaces to hunt the mysterious “London Guide,” Bond and Q are thrust into an alliance that tests every boundary of loyalty and control. Together, they must face Silva, stop a psionic war that threatens to consume the city, and confront what it truly means to trust.
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- Part 1 of Directive VALKYRIE
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Cupcake; small iced cake: a small individual iced cake, baked in a paper or foil cup or in a cup-shaped mold, usually topped with a sweet icing and sprinkles. [Five Times there was Bond, Q, and a nickname of the confectionary persuasion, and one time there were witnesses.]
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The most fan fiction fan fiction
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Q fell into the past and does his best to delicately nudge things for the better.
Whenever a mallet won’t work.
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“I’m not you, Bond. I don’t exactly have a technique for getting rich strangers to like me.”
“Just do your naive cute puppy thing, and they’ll be doting on you in no time,” Bond replies as he pulls up to the grand estate.
“My what?” Q asks incredulously. Bond doesn’t answer, simply giving him an indulgent smile. The fucker.
(or: 00q meets Gosford Park. Except not really.)
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If only you knew by apathyinreverie
Fandoms: We Are คือเรารักกัน | We Are (Thailand TV 2024)
26 May 2024
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It’s late.
It’s clear that Phum isn’t coming back.
It's also clear that Peem is, apparently, an idiot.
(Where the mall prank goes a little differently and everyone finds out about Peem und Phum’s arrangement early on. Certain people are furious. Who knew fine arts majors could be so vengefully petty?)
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When Q finds himself stranded in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, the very last person he's expecting to see turns up on a rescue mission.
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“Paperwork for the new head of Q-Branch,” Tanner said.
“Of course.” The words were like glass in his throat. Smoke inhalation was a bitch. His brain felt slow and foggy, like it was full of smoke too. “Who shall I take them to?”
M lifted one white brow. “They’re for you, Quartermaster.”
Bond and Q are drawn together by names, work, and a certain Aston Martin. In which Q is kidnapped once, Bond is poisoned twice, and Eve is a badass on at least three occasions. AKA that time I tripped and wrote 80,000 words of 00Q.
All titles unapologetically stolen from Alfred, Lord Tennyson.
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Denominations by WriteThroughTheNight
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
30 Sep 2014
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"Q confirms that he's an Empath three months before his first day of primary school, and the deciding of Denominations that comes with it."
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Q is smarter than anyone gives him credit for, and an Empath to boot.
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- Part 1 of Denominations
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He scours his parents' library and finds enough information that X manages to build his own shields. He knows what he's doing is impossible and dangerous, but that's what makes X special and different and unique.
007 tilts his head, and the Quartermaster is once again reminded of a predator.
And Bond's flat also gets a modified, possibly sentient microwave, but that's a story for another day.
"Oh god," Q says despairingly. "I blew my cover in attempt to fuel my caffeine addiction."
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“Sounds like astrology for maths majors.”
“Maths doctorates,” says Q, which is an interesting revelation, if only to imagine him in a classroom with a stick of chalk and a blackboard, tracing some A Beautiful Mind-style formulae for a crowd of perplexed undergrads. Perhaps these days it’s all on screens, though. “Obviously, the idea of prophecy via hidden numerical interpretation is bunk. But there are some extremely interesting ancient applications in the works of Greek philosophers, and even some early Bible scholars.”
In the darkness Bond closes his eyes, and considers the preferable option: silence, or Q’s esoteric dissertation.
“Tell me more,” he says.
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Potter world becomes Star Trek world by bc0
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Trek
07 Nov 2025
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In the wake of everything that Blofield and C did and Bond's departure from MI6, Q just wants to get on with it. But life is never that easy; when Q is kidnapped, MI6's most tenacious and protective 00-agents will do anything to get him back and keep him safe.
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- Part 1 of Keeping On verse
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Utility and Usefulness by drinkbloodlikewine, whiskeyandspite
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies)
18 Mar 2016
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“Beg pardon?”
“Weights, darling. Bring me the two twenty-kilo plates, would you?”
Bond and Q find a new way to play.
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- Part 7 of Concatenation Timestamps
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To Play Well The Scenes by Angel_Bazethiel
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Merlin (TV), Sherlock (TV)
06 Dec 2018
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25 August 2013
Three double-ohs are tasked to eliminate two terrorist leaders and destroy a powerful artefact, but not everything goes as planned. Naturally.
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- Part 1 of The Holmes Chronicles