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are we friends (or are we more?) by watchoutforthefanfics
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
17 Nov 2024
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“I'm gonna hang up now,” he deadpanned.
“Fuck you, Stan,” Eddie rolled his eyes -outside on his break at the diner, “-I'm just trying to figure this shit out-”
“You wanna ‘figure it out’?” Stan repeated, exasperated -in a rush of words, “-It would be so fucking easy to just talk to each other, but, if this is what I have to do to get Richie out of my fucking hair-”
Eddie could barely follow his words.
“-Then, fucking fine. What do you wanna know?”
Eddie blinked, a little taken aback by his tone, “I just… Richie acts differently with me. And I think… I don't fucking know, but I think-”
“Richie's been in love with you since the 2nd grade,” Stanley interrupted, flatly.
Eddie's whole body froze.
“What?!” Eddie screeched, face burning bright pink.
Stanley continued, unphased, “Does that help?”
Or Eddie (finally) figures some shit out.
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Beverly pulled the conversation that time, “Why don't you ask him out?”
Mike nodded at her, almost in agreement.
“Because-” Eddie started flailing his hands around a moment, “-I've had this dream since fucking 6th grade that Richie would ask me out.”
Beverly stared at him sympathetically then and opened her mouth to say something.
“You can ask him out first,” Stan interrupted, pointing out, “-and then he can ask you out. Simple.”
“It's not-”
“I get it, Eddie,” Mike followed, maybe trying to break up fucking… Stan, “-he's been flirting with you for so long, you just want to see him execute on it.”
“Yes, yeah,” Eddie sighed, running a hand through his hair, “-it's kinda fucked up if I have to finally do it.”
“Well,” Bev pursed her lips (cherry red, it was kinda her signature thing) like she was thinking, “-why don't you just kick it up a notch?”
Or Eddie is stubborn and wants Richie to make the first move (Beverly has a solution).
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Mpreg isn’t a funny joke, Richie🙄 by B0r3d_P3rs0n
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT (1990)
26 Feb 2023
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Richie has been acting off all day. Turns out he’s a pretty good actor.
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Regretti Spaghetti by SittingInACoffeeShop
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
13 Aug 2021
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“He thinks that you can’t stand to look at him without feeling sad,” Bill said softly.
Eddie whipped his head back up, “He said that?”
Bill didn’t confirm whether he did or not, he just fixed him with a harder stare and urged, “Talk to him.”
Eddie gave an exasperated sigh, “I don’t want to burden him with this, Bill! But I also...I also don’t want him to think I can’t stand to look at him. I love looking at him. I fucking...”
His eyes filled with tears.
“I fucking love him.”
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Richie made a Deadlights Deal with It, and Eddie is having a really tough time dealing with it.
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I See My Future (In Your Eyes) by sertraline (VastDelusion)
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
05 Aug 2021
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OR: 5 times Richie kissed Eddie at the movies + the 1 time Eddie kissed Richie.
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Inspired by the Lost Boys poster in the Losers Clubhouse in IT: Chapter Two.
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- Part 1 of Reddie 5+1 Things
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On the Edge of an Avalanche by Lil_Lizard_Leah
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
26 May 2021
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Graduation was upon them and Eddie Kaspbrak was eager to leave Derry behind. His one last hurrah would be the senior ski trip, earning him an escape from his mother and the looming stress of college admissions. It was supposed to be a relaxing vacation, until he got slated to look after resident pain-in-everyone's-ass, Richie Tozier.
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Come Home, Come Home, Come Home by DarkShadows_EvilMind
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
09 Mar 2021
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After everything that happened in Derry, Richie has at least one place he can call home: His partner. His rock. His dirty little secret. The
otherlove of his life that no one knew existed. His manager, Steve. And after everything that happened in Derry, Richie was never living in fear again. He couldn't risk losing another person he loved.Things could change. He could change. Richie Tozier could be free.
All he had to do was speak, and he'd been told a time or two that he was pretty good at talking.
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we could plant a house, we could build a tree by lefteyeastrology
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
10 Nov 2020
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"And really you’d think it’d be the other way around! You’d think it’d be the appropriately distant rockstar would be the “I-don’t-actually-like-boys” safe crush and the best friend would be the extremely cold bucket of gay ass water on Richie’s head. Not that Richie really wants it to be the other way around. Frankly, he doesn’t want this to be any way around. "
OR-Richie's knee-deep in denial until Kurt Cobain forces him to reckon with his sexuality and, in turn, his immensely inconvenient feelings for his best friend.
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Scratch my Eyes out I can't Scream by orphan_account
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
22 Sep 2020
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Richie has been acting weird lately. He’s been refusing to swim with the losers and wearing turtlenecks. What’s going on with him?
Title from the Aubreys’ song, Brother
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Richie Tozier: Personal Record by QueerOnTilMorning
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
20 Jul 2020
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Another Richie standup fic, this one featuring the Movie Theater Incident, Eddie's fitness routine, and a sneak peek of Bill Denbrough's forthcoming novel.
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Go Gay, Marry a Hypocondriac, the World Can Be Yours by colish3
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
22 May 2020
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"Yeah, I don't know how people are so shocked that I'm gay. People who have seen my shows before are shocked. I feel like most people in the audience just looked up at me and were like 'Yeah. That man has never had sex with a woman.'
"Just realized it's because most of my audience hadn't either. For them, it must have been like looking into a mirror. They looked into it and thought: if only I could be rich. See, when they talk about their fake girlfriend and everyone laughs, they aren't getting paid for it. For me though, it was more of a 'it's definitely normal for a grown man to use 3-in-1 shampoo,' and an 'I think I'm doing pretty well for myself' when I saw another 40 year old balding dude who definitely uses the 5-in-1."
It's Richie "Trashmouth" Tozier's half hour stand-up special! This time, it's about more than chasing pussy—it's about chasing dick.
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He didn't know who it was that made it feel this good when he touched himself. All Eddie knew was coming always felt so much better when it was for Him.
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If I die, before I wake by orphan_account
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
16 Apr 2020
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Richie is killed by Paul Bunyan in 1962 but pennywise left his soul or what not who knows and Richie wakes up 27 years later and befriends Eddie
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Once Upon a Nightmare... or a Vision? by Demiwitchwoodwalker
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 Mar 2020
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The Losers club thought everything was over after the summer of 1984, that their lives would go back to being normal, well as normal as anyone is Derry's life could be. Then Richie started having the nightmares, of a whole different city and a whole different monster. At first none of them really thought much of it, they were probably just dreams, they said, but a few weeks after they started, they changed from events to him being able to talk to someone who looks both exactly like him, and at the same time not at all; a boy who says his name is Mike Wheeler.
Everyone in the Party had nightmares, so Mike didn't tell any of the others about the new ones until huge earthquakes start shaking Hawkins, and the boy in the nightmares said they were hitting his town as well. The Party had no idea what that could mean, then suddenly the morning after the worst of the earthquakes hit, something happened, something that would change Hawkins and Derry forever.
(Sorry about the terrible summary... this is basically just a Stranger Things and IT crossover, which nobody asked for but I still decided to write.)
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Richie is sad, Eddie might have feelings, both are chaotic messes by Obsidian_Bandit for Snibbert
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King
10 Feb 2020
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Richie gets caught carving Eddie’s name on the bridge, fluffy angst ensues.
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It's Richie Tozier: Take 2! A new Netflix special featuring the infamous comedian himself after his year-long hiatus. He's back with brand new content, and a brand new him.
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That guy that I'd kinda be into by friendlystranger1312
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
24 Jan 2020
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It's Richie's senior year, and that should be a good thing!
And yet, Stan's ignoring him (which is absolutely not bothering Richie in anyway whatsoever). But hypothetically speaking, if it did, he may be getting a touch concerned. Mostly because the last time he spoke to him Stan spent all his cash on a wintergreen tic-tac.
But none of that has anything to do with Eddie Kaspbrak talking to him-or the way his hands are sweating right now- or the way he thinks he may be kinda into his best friends crush while also being into his best friend.
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"...And tonight, when you were telling your own jokes, stuff you’d written and worked hard on, I realized it again - that I want to be brave. I don’t want to be scared to admit it.”
(Or: Coming Out)
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Richie Tozier: Real American by shinycopperpenny for teqvilasunset
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
17 Jan 2020
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Armed with his own material, the formerly-edgy stand-up comic embraces a different kind of stage persona, offering his takes on growing up closeted and coming out at forty-one, his friendship with fashion designer Beverly Marsh, commitment, and gun control in the United States.
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- Part 3 of Things that Happen After
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He took another drag of his cigarette. At the sound of the rooftop door creaking open, Richie lifted his head from the ground to glance over. A mop of familiar fiery hair popped from behind the heavy metal door. He dropped his head back to the ground and exhaled the smoke, giving her a small wave with his free hand.
"I thought I might be able to find you here." Beverly said, her voice gentle and kind, a tone Richie couldn't stand to hear right now. It only confirmed his suspicions. He hummed in response and continued staring up at the clouds as he heard Bev walking over to him, sitting next to his head on the ledge where he was laying. He held out the cigarette for her and she took it, taking a drag before handing it back to him.
(In which Richie and Eddie are Romeo and Juliet in the school play and Richie has feelings he needs to figure out)