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It’s been over a decade since that bright green architectural nightmare of a mansion burned down. Last night, the owner was found dead. Beaten, bruised, and stabbed 64 times. The murder follows the pattern of a local serial killer, dubiously dubbed Jack Noir by authorities. The large gaps in four womens’ memories beg to tell another story.
Terezi Pyrope, a pathetic paralegal that thrives on approval, seeing 20/20 only in hindsight. Charged by a nuclear power plant’s worth of self preservation, energizing her every selfish thought. Vriska Serket, a low-functioning know-it-all with problems so hereditary her blood runs hot with fire-scorched irons and cold with hemocyanin. Rose Lalonde, a verbose, self-righteous author that just wants a peaceful engagement with her fiance. Fugue states be damned. Kanaya Maryam, a neurotic problem solver and a devout obsessive-compulsive. A grudge-gripping Greek fury with a bad habit of putting others' needs before hers. Especially if they involve her fiance, Rose.
Their root connection? They all grew up within the Cult of the Green Sun, roaming the maze-like halls of the garish once-green pile of soot and closetbound skeletons.
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What if there was a universe where Hal got everything he ever wanted, he was in control, until he wasn't.
(I.e. Hal runs away with DS to escape a cult, Hal is perfectly comfortable never speaking to or associating with any man or woman with the name Strider ever again. Although once they finally find a sense of peace as new people, Hal finds out he wasn't the only Strider with the same game plan. )
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Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos
Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia
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whatever path you take (wherever you might go) i'll follow by thinkatory
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Oct 2025
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The impending end of civilization on Earth, Rose, Dave, and a connection that transcends a reboot of the universe.
Totally normal shit and not at all weird and convoluted as fuck. Yeah.
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Your name is Roxy Lalonde. Your best friend has been murdered. Nobody else has noticed.
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John lets himself in and climbs the stairs to the second-floor studio, where the piano lives, flicking on the lights as he goes. It’s well after most classes and dance companies have retired for the evening, and he usually has this place all alone. It’s a little lonely… but it’s better than nothing.
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undying love (shines around me like a million suns) by turntechnodhead
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Oct 2025
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Texas again. He looks down at his hands, takes a thin breath in through his nose and out through his mouth. Texas again, and Dave. Traveling between universes is the easy part, somehow. The hard part is convincing himself to get up.
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Dave Strider, clone of big time movie director David Strider never saw anything big for himself.
But when an alien empire takes over the planet Earth he starts to see a brighter future.
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This is a story about being a bad guardian, but trying anyway. It is also a story about falling in love (or something like it).
Two years post-resurrection, Bro Strider decides to face both of these things, perhaps somewhat unfortunately, at the same time.
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Rose and Kanaya have to go undercover to gather information for the rebellion. This takes an interesting turn.
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Jane comes home from boarding school early after hearing about her mother's death, and finds that her home town isn't quite what it used to be.
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Rose recounts an intimate encounter she had with a fan she met at a Complacency of the Learned book signing.
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==> Be David Strider.
You are now David Strider.
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Your name is Dirk Strider. But most people call you ‘Bro’, others call you Dad – but you hope it doesn’t stick.
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Bro's rehabilitation into a Cal-less society is immediately interrupted when he gets arrested.
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- Part 2 of locus of control
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You died, or are dead, or have been dead, for much longer than you anticipated, and you are lonely, or aren't lonely, or have always been lonely.
Bro wakes up in a dream bubble, and he is not alone. He's never alone, not anymore, and definitely not when he wants to be.
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- Part 2 of descend, ascend
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if you try to talk to someone well then someone has to die by chronicAngel for orangestorapples
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Jul 2025
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A potential revolutionary is interrogated by the best legislacerator the Alternian empire has.
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Twelve trolls rule over the Universe and are worshiped as gods. Four children are chosen to undergo apotheosis.
You haven't heard this story before, have you?
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- Part 20 of The Gods Have Horns
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"A light starts blinking in the corner of your eye, drawing your attention towards your idle monitor just before an incessant beeping starts up. The noise thankfully doesn’t begin to drive you out of your mind before a few clicks on your keyboard brings the screen to life. The beeping goes quiet but the light continues to flash and a shortcut on the home screen blinks at you. You navigate into the program that connects you to the observatory in New York and you look at the recorded anomaly - anomalies! - and a grin slowly stretches across your face. “Yes!” you cheer and throw your arms up, spinning away in your desk chair. “Finally!” When your foggy mind absorbs the rest of the relevant information, however, your stomach sinks like a stone in water.
There were three meteors within a week of landing which is… Well, it’s certainly not expected and you can feel the headache coming on as you imagine trying to explain to the twenty-somethings that surprise! You’re gonna be parents after all. Yeah, that’ll be great."
(Or, a Post-Scratch AU where Dirk and Roxy land at the same time as Jake and Jane. Oh, and some more familiar faces show up in the Alpha Session. Or, an AU just about as convoluted as Homestuck itself.)
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“You.”
“Yes.” His eyes flit back to your latest work. Spanning the entire length of your glass wall, from far-above ceiling to your marble floors, lies she. She’s adorned in a riveting flow of fabric, a recreation of her as Venus herself, though for some reason—for some reason—you fancy her as Mother Mary. Perhaps your next piece.
“You and a painting,” he deadpans, and it draws a sigh from you in return.
“Not a painting,” you reply, impatient. “Her."
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- Part 1 of batshit lesbianism rosemary edition
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Dave Strider, world-famous director and revolutionary, wakes up in a new world after dying at the hands of the Batterwitch.
Unfortunately, this world is filled to the brim with other Dave Striders, and they're all teenagers.