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Household Possesions by teeth_n_stardust
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Oct 2025
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You're pretty happy living with 100 cool object-people, but after a spooky tarot reading, a baby doll appears at your front door. Now, what do you do with it?
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No Limit on Love by HomeOwnerWatchesRespectfully (SHINeeVIXXlover)
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Oct 2025
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"We spent all this time having to deal with the limits of those glasses that now we can be together properly this time we’re gonna make the most of it.”
“We’re staying” he looked at Brynn “and I think we won’t be the only ones”Brynn saves realizing his lovers till last. But after everyone else seems so comfortable leaving without a backwards glance, will they all really stay? He can hope. But will they all be able to live together if they do? He can hope for that, too.
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- Part 2 of Realize Your Rebellion
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Here Comes the Scandalabra! by small_small_slime
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
10 Oct 2025
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Scandalabra goes to England, and it works out about as well as you'd expect. You're just glad to be there to help pick up the pieces. Through every one of his poor decisions, you still adore him.
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Amir is the most gorgeous man on the planet, but after being left at the alter, he's given up on finding true love… Which is a problem because his personal cupid, Jean Loo, really really wants to see him married.
Truth is, he's actually in love with Amir and wants to live vicariously through someone else.
That's when Scandalabra uses his cupid magic to turn Jean Loo human. He now has one week to help Amir fall in love or they'll both be failures in love- resulting in Amir never being able to fall in love again!
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Candle in the Dark by TonoRadish
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Oct 2025
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Jon Wick is the world’s foremost assassin, with a kill rate of 100%. But honestly, he hates it. He was literally born to kill, but he’s been trying to negotiate a way out. His real passions are being a small town hair dresser by day and having hot demon sex with his online bestie, XxxShadowLord420xxX, in their role play forum by night.
A chance at freedom presents itself when Jon is tasked with one final mission: bring in Skips Shadley and turn him over to Valdivian Underground.
But how can he do that when the target in question turns out to be the real identity of his online lover!?
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- Part 1 of The World of Jon Wick
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BMC Everything! by Note_alquin
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game), Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
08 Oct 2025
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When resurfaced hyperfixation meets current hyperfixation:
The story of Parker Heere! High schooler trying to get with a girl through swallowing an odd computer pill… that never goes wrong right?THIS IS LITERALLY BE MORE CHILL SLIGHTLY REWRITTEN FOR MY OWN LIKING!!
DATE EVERYTHING CHARACTERS ALSO TWEAKED TO FIT INTO THE STORY IM SORRY IF I DIDNT MAKE YOUR FAVORITE JUSTICE!! <333If POVs changes im sorry, this is my first fic since i was like 13....
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The year is 1800 something, England. You have just inherited the Valdivian estate of a distant uncle of yours. However, due to law and you being a woman, you cannot publicly claim the house as your own; otherwise, you'd be forced into a marriage with no input of your own, so you must remain inside as often as possible to avoid word getting out. Thankfully, the servants of the house are a friendly bunch, ensuring your solitude is anything but lonely. However, letters of love started appearing in your window from a secret admirer. You aren't sure who it could be, but you have taken a liking to the attention. But even as your heart leans toward your mysterious poet, your gaze keeps straying to another. A timid chimney sweeper who can scarcely meet your eyes, let alone speak a word, yet something in his awkwardness charms you. The more he recoils, the more you find yourself drawn in, unbeknownst to the secret he holds.
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Getting Shot Means Nothing To You by SpideyThePal for ThomasFelldrum
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Oct 2025
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After an eventful night, Jon heads to a certain duo's place in hopes of contacting a doctor he knew. However, things take a turn when he inevitably faints and is forced to stay in Doug and Artt's house, not doing any of his usual work, with Farya keeping a close eye on him. Can't even drink a morning coffee without her video-calling him! And he isn't exactly a fan of his new roommates either, with Doug's non-chalant behaviour and Artt's dramatics. Feels familiar, but Jon would prefer to shrug it off than deal with the ragebait and the "self-reflection" and the like.
Just when things get seemingly worse, those enemies of his want some more action. AND his body's functionalities are failing. Hard.
Great...
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Title by my bestie Thomie!! He's the one I'm gifting this work too teehee :3C -
Date Everything Kinktober by gothix_moonie
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Oct 2025
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I Keep My Hand on My Gun by DarkFountainFaerie
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Oct 2025
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It started as nothing more than a place for him to rest safely. Jon would come to you when he needed a sense of normalcy, a quiet conversation and a warm presence to relax with. You were a pitcher of rejuvenation, and you let him drink from you, taking anything he needed.
He was an assassin, fatally dangerous. You understood why his visits were brief and sporadic; he was doing his best to insulate you from the violence in his life spilling over into yours. You loved what you could have, and tried not to long for more. He always worried it would be his job to put your safety at risk, you never expected your connection to Valdivian would put your life in danger again. Would this danger bring you closer together, or tear your apart?
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.·:*¨༺ DATE EVERYTHING! NSFW IMAGINES + HEADCANONS ༻¨*:·. by piinklatte
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Oct 2025
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┌─── ･ ｡ﾟꨄ︎: *.𖦹 .* :☆ﾟ. ───┐
those weird glasses
were just the start
└─── ･ ｡ﾟꨄ︎: *.𖦹 .* :☆ﾟ. ───┘
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A mysterious note was found in the hallway. It appears to be a love letter who wrote the note? Who was the note for and was it meant to be read?
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"I Just wanted to be special, y'know?" by bootshivers
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
04 Oct 2025
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Jonathan Wick, at one point in his life, didn't pay much mind for people's dirty little secrets.
He'd always liked listening to people, and learning about them, a bit too shy to talk to them himself. A gap tooth and a beauty mark made him a little self-conscious, as if he could hear a phantom lisp in his every word. But he'd never been ravenous for gossip or scandals, particularly, until it became a matter of necessity.
It started the day that Cera fell.
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Steva notices the world outside of the house, and craves for something that he can't quite reach.
"I look in people's houses, transfixed by rose golden glows." + Isolation + Candlelight
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Date everything kinktober 2025 by Theflamealchemist
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Oct 2025
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Additional ships will be added each day so stick around
Day 6: Barry styles/Amir Massage
Day 7: Eddie/Volt public sex
Day 8: Stefan/Freddy yeti punishment/temperature play
Day 9: Mateo/Koa cockwarming
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A Lock Was Made For A Key by Anonymous
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
02 Oct 2025
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After being realized, Dorian was living his best life, now as a human. But when Keith shows up at his apartment, bloody and beaten, Dorian knows he won't be able to turn him away. After all, a lock was made for a key.
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OR where Dorian has to patch Keith up after he gets into a fight with a few angry drug dealers, and they try to talk about their relationship
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- Part 1 of Keith x Dorian Date Everything
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“Listen, there’s nothing… “wrong”, per-say.” Skylar rocked back and forth on her heels. "It’s just that I have a small feeling, let's say a teensie weensie lil feeling, a little twisting and twirling in my tum tum, juuuuuust a hunch..."
Guy pinched the bridge of their nose. "Sky, do I need to text Franklin or not, you're acting weird-"
"You have a crush on Scandalabra!" She blurted out in one quick breath.
The sheer whiplash made Guy feel as though they had been slapped in the face. Their cheeks flushed from the sudden accusation, and silence filled the air, almost suffocatingly so. Like Airyn herself had choked them out. And within that silence, they could've sworn there was a whisper. A taunt. A smug, mischievous little snicker, like it was mocking them.
Uh oh!
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Guy Heartley has a thing for Scandalabra. Scandalabra is under the suspicion that Guy has a thing for the entire house. The entire house, intentionally or not, gets them together.
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The object of your attraction ~ Date Everything One Shots by FruityFrogger
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
01 Oct 2025
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This is more self-indulgent than anything. I'm gonna start with a lot of fluffy stuff, maybe some implied smut, of my personal favorite dateables but if this gains traction and people request it, I'll swallow my pride and do some research on other characters and write some stuff on the other characters. I'll avoid the use of Y/N as much as possible, but that will require the use of some cringe nicknames. I will indicate the gendered pronouns I'll be using in the title of each chapter, and I'll try to keep a wide variety of genders, but if it feels like I'm holding onto one gender more than others, then feel free to call me out (if anyone ends up actually reading this). Some of these might become a little more than one shots if there's enough requests for more parts, but don't expect it for all of them.
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A Detective’s Tools by Buzbuzslug
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
28 Sep 2025
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It’s been two months since you’ve been put on leave from the station. You’re the ‘hotshot detective’, who was caught in a scandal. Now, you’re back, more ready than ever to solve the latest homicide to grace your desk.
However, a wrench was thrown in your plans as an attractive stranger catches you off guard. And he’s blackmailing you, to boot… what could he possibly want from you?
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Watts: The Modern Pandora by thedragonemperess
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
28 Sep 2025
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"Invention, it must be humbly admitted, does not consist in creating out of void, but out of chaos; the materials must, in the first place, be afforded: it can give form to dark, shapeless substances, but cannot bring into being the substance itself."
Eddie is at his breaking point.
The responsibility of carrying all of the electricity in the house is weighing him down, causing his chronic pain to be the worst it's ever been. He doesn't feel like he can trust anyone else in the house to help him, not that they could when he's the only one with a hold on the electricity, causing him to turn to alcohol more and more. And, above all, he feels completely alone.
But then, in the midst of a breakdown, his reflection twists into a vision of a tall, strong man with electricity for hair. The man says three words:
"Come find me."
The man haunts Eddie. He knows he can't find the man by following a map or searching the house from top-to-bottom, and his energy is better spent elsewhere, anyway. But a conversation with Maggie points him in a different direction:
What if Eddie creates the man?
And what becomes of Eddie after he does?