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    Tyto Alba by , for AarinsRitsuka

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    06 Dec 2019

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    Written for the Good Omens Holiday Swap 2019 for Crowleyisms (Sparky)

    ** NOW UPDATED with art by Sparky!**

    This fic takes place in a fantastic reverse AU created by Sparky, where the demon Aziraphale has a library full of secrets for sale, and the archangel Raphael the Healer has fled Heaven due to the temptation to ask dangerous questions of God. Raphael is living in hiding on Earth under the name Crowley, reaching out to those hurting souls who need him via a radio show.

    “Crowley, bless him, was the biggest unanswered question in Aziraphale’s universe. Despite not really wanting to know everyone’s secrets, Aziraphale could not deny that answers, whether clear or secret, were weapons. They were armour. But around Crowley, Aziraphale had always found himself unable to mount much of a defense, or an offense, against his feelings. It should have made him avoid Crowley at all costs.
    Especially because, every once in a while, Aziraphale got the feeling that Crowley might desire Aziraphale in return.”

    Come get y'all wacky misadventures and sexual tension!

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    And I Don't Mean to Sound Hostile But The DEMON IS A COWARD by ,

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)  

    05 Nov 2025

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    “I’ll have the horniest sinners knockin’ these walls down to get in!” Angel Dust exclaimed. Right at that exact moment, Crowley walked in.

    You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.

    or

    After the holy-water bathtub incident, Beelzebub decides a better punishment for Crowley is to be the princess of hell's little assistant for her pet project; the Hazbin Hotel. A place where sinners can be "redeemed".

    Crowley would rather get discorporated.

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    The Ethereal Horticultural Revolution, or, Peas Is Our Professioune by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    06 Aug 2025

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    Aziraphale potters in the garden whilst Crowley lazes in the sun. But there are storm clouds gathering, and communication might still be a problem, even in the South Downs.

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    You Know What They Say About Customers by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    16 Oct 2019

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    “Angel,” Crowley all but yelled, smiling sharply. He hadn’t taken off his sunglasses, and it unnerved Annie a little that she couldn’t see his eyes. “Are you aware you have a customer?”

    The owner gave Annie a look that reminded her remarkably of a deer caught in a car’s headlights. “Well, ah,” he stammered.

    Crowley’s sharp grin didn’t abate. “Explains why it’s so... inhospitable in here,” he added, running one finger along a shelf. His finger came away dirty. “Don’t you know that damp is bad for books?”

    The lights seemed to dim again, and the ceiling began to leak in earnest. Annie thought about the book she had picked up, in a foreign language and so choked with dust it was hard to read, and then about her cousin’s allergies. “I should actually get going, sorry,” she said a little uneasily. She let the door shut behind her, shivering in the cold as she headed down the street. That was a bookshop she was never going to return to.

    [Five times a potential customer never returns to Aziraphale’s shop + one not-customer who promises he will]

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    Hot: Please Handle With Care by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    24 Jul 2019

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    Anonymous asked: A good omens prompt? Crowleys a snake, and snakes dont sweat/are cold blooded. No way to internally regulate temperature. So maybe something about that? Overheating in the gardens or something?

    Aziraphale is gone when Crowley wakes up, so he decides to get some gardening done. He can't sacrifice his Aesthetic, and there's a heatwave, so before he knows it, things have gone downhill. When Aziraphale gets back, he finds a collapsed and delirious demon to take care of.

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    Never Lift A Finger by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    16 Nov 2025

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    Basically, Crowley accidentally helps Aziraphale guide customers away from his shop without buying anything, mainly by unintentionally jump-scaring them.

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    Misfire by

    Fandoms: Supernatural, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    18 Feb 2020

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    Crowley finds himself in another universe; Aziraphale goes to fetch him. In the meantime, Team Free Will has to figure out what to do with the 6,000 year old demon that won't stay in a devil's trap and keeps rooting through Dean's vinyl collection. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Not Quite The Devil You Know by

    Fandoms: Supernatural, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    29 Jun 2014

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    Dean does not appreciate being stuck in London. Anthony J. Crowley does not appreciate being 'hunted' by two lunatics. Duke of hell Hastur is extremely annoyed that two strange mortals keep interfering with his plans to get revenge on Crowley himself, and Aziraphale disapproves mildly of the word 'assbutt'.

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    The Secret Agent Gossip Ring Of St. James's Park by , , , ,

    Fandom: Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

    05 Jan 2023

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    For as long as anyone can remember, secret agents have been feeding the ducks and holding clandestine meetings at St. James's Park.
    Naturally, secret agents gossip.

     

    And naturally, there is one particularly odd pair at the park about whom the secret agent gossip ring can't help but speculate. Their code names are Sunglasses and Tartan.

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    Hazbin Omens - It is time to take a stand! by

    Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)

    17 Nov 2025

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    Made in Heaven by

    Fandoms: Lucifer (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    02 Aug 2023

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    Lucifer... n'aime pas particulièrement les humains.
    C'est à cause d'Eux qu'il a chut, lui qui a refusé de se plier devant eux, parce qu'ils n'étaient Rien, par rapport au Tout Puissant. Sauf qu'Elle l'avait puni, et le voilà jeté hors de la Cité d'Argent, emportant bien des siens dans les fournaises du Début.
    Alors il les transforme en son royaume, les Enfers, et en devient le dirigeant, un Despote. Il crée le Premier Demon, retrouve son petit frère qui n'a rien à faire ici, et...

    Comment cela, il est sensé provoqué l'Appocalypse ?! Pardon ?!

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    Say Anything but What You're Thinking by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    09 Sep 2023

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    Aziraphale is in Heaven, trying to change everything for the better.
    Crowley is on Earth, trying to carry on without Aziraphale.
    Meanwhile, Heaven is trying to bring about the end of the world.

    Set immediately post-season two. Contains plot, feelings and at least one apology.

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    Beget the Stars by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    11 May 2023

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    As part of a post-Fall agreement between Heaven and Hell, newly presented Omega Aziraphale must mate with an Alpha demon. The Archangel Gabriel has prepared Aziraphale, warning him how violent and gruesome the process will be. Aziraphale is terrified, assuming that the coupling will be dreadful. Thankfully, the demon Crawley shows him otherwise.

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    What He Doesn’t Know by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    23 Jun 2025

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    Aziraphale loves his very normal, very human husband Crowley but after a disastrous doctor’s appointment Crowley decides it’s time to unleash a part of himself he never thought he’d see again.

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    dream is good with kids by ,

    Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Sandman (TV 2022)

    10 Dec 2022

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    you taste the wine by for alleyesonthehindenburg

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    24 Apr 2023

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    Crowley's not sure what to expect after the Ritz, after yet another meal spent staring raptly at Aziraphale as he ate; after 'To the world' said as if Aziraphale's entire world was encompassed in one person. In one demon.

    In him.

    No, he has no idea what could possibly follow that.

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    All in the Translation by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Supernatural, Good Omens (TV)  

    12 Mar 2020

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    When Sam and Dean find a box of scrolls written in Enoch, they call Cas to see if he can translate them. When he can't, he gives them the name of an Earth bound angel that just might be able to.

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      29 Sep 2025

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      Crowley se lo dio y chasqueó los dedos. Su pijama de seda se transformó en unos vaqueros ajustados y un jersey negro. Se revolvió la ropa, acomodándola en su sitio antes de girarse para mirar a los Winchester. "¿Dónde lo quieren?"

      Sam señaló por encima del hombro con el pulgar. «La biblioteca».

      Crowley sonrió. «Le gustará». Puso una mano sobre el hombro del ángel absorto y metió la caja de pergaminos bajo el otro brazo. «Guíame».

      Sam salió a liderar el camino.

      El demonio impulsó al ángel como si esto fuera algo normal.

      Dean lo siguió sin estar muy seguro de lo que estaba pasando.

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    Coq au Vin by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    02 Nov 2021

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    Tonight’s the night. He can feel it in his bones, in his wings, in his demonic soul. It’s going to happen—months of showering the angel with flowers and chocolates and perfect picnic lunches and walks thorough the farmers’ market, romantic row-boat rides on the lake and concerts in the park and dinner at the Ritz and everything in-bloody-between, are all culminating in this one night.

    Because Crowley is making Aziraphale dinner, and Crowley is going to kiss him.

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    Absit Omen by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    05 Oct 2025

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    A Magic School AU.

    Crowley should be in prison. He knows this, and Aziraphale bloody well knows it.. But for some inexplicable reason, the higher ups of The Divine Council have suddenly decided to give Occupational Reformation a go.

    So, the Demon will be starting a new life..
    Teaching at a prestigious ‘School for the Magically Gifted’ situated within an ancient Scottish castle.

    (No it's.. It's not that one, actually. We get that a lot... Does nobody read the brochure?)

    He has no wand, no magic to fall back on, and a rather unfortunate dark prophecy hanging over his head.
    Not to mention, his (former) best friend and (current) arch nemesis seems to believe he's some sort of murderer.. And not entirely without reason.

    Adam Young just wants to survive his first year of high school. It's a shame his new Potions Professor seems to be actively trying to kill him.

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    Good Omens Season 3 Script (my version) by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    13 Nov 2024

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    The end of the world is upon us...again.

    But Aziraphale and Crowley aren't speaking.

    As the pair try separately to thwart the oncoming storm, they're faced with new challenges and old friends.

    For Crowley, that means finding the apocalyptic High Entity of Hell known only as The Beast and coercing her out of retirement.

    For Aziraphale, that means making friends with JCC26 (Jesus Christ Clone 2026).

    In the end, it will take a mysterious heavenly package, a prison break, and some massive miracles to reunite the Ineffable Idiots and save all of humanity.

    :::

    This is my contribution to the Good Omens Season 3 Speculations but in TV script form.

    My background is not screenwriting so I'm sure the formatting is all wonky, but I had a lot of fun creating it nonetheless.

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