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Probably ‘Mycroft thinks we deserve a treat’ are the creepiest words John will ever hear coming out of Sherlock’s mouth, ever.
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Sometimes, inches are like miles.
[Originally posted on tumblr]
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There wasn't always a table open for Crowley and Aziraphale at the Ritz.
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Loose Ends by irisbleufic, procrastinatingbookworm
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Nov 2018
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The Last Part of an Epilogue to Certain Events occurring in the
Groundhog Day AU no one asked for, in strict accordance
with both Authorial Compulsion and Anon CuriositySeries
- Part 3 of Stay Put
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Aziraphale, Crowley, and the question of birthdays.
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- Part 1 of Crowley's Shenanigans in Ancient China
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Champagne at The Ritz by HannibabestheCannibabes
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Jul 2019
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Following 6,000 years of knowing one another, the Apocalypse-that-wasn't, and almost certain death, it's perhaps time for an angel and a demon to address how they really feel. Complete with a visit to The Ritz of course. Just pure fluff.
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Mr Fell and Mr Crowley were by no means strangers at the Ritz. On the contrary, they were near infamous. Spending habits aside, there was something miraculous about them both.
It only stands to reason that the Ritz herald some miracles back at them in it's own, special way.
Or alternatively, there's a betting pool, an American waiter, and a wedding to plan.
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Aziraphale accidentally tells Crowley more than Thank You.
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where the red's all red by brinnanza for Zetared
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Lucifer (TV), Good Omens (TV)
12 Aug 2019
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“So are you in town for long then?” Aziraphale asks in a honeyed voice. Crowley can hear the extremely tenuous grip on his temper in it.
“Nope,” says Maze, popping the p. She takes a long drink of the newly-poured wine and then reaches over to yank her knife out of the table, gesturing with the point. “Just came to collect my bounty, and I’m only here -” she makes a little circular motion with the knife to indicate the Ritz “- to tell you two to get your shit together so I don’t have to listen to Crowley whine about it anymore.”
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Contact by livingforazirowley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Sep 2019
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Aziraphale and Crowley have leaned on each other many times over the centuries. However, now it's different and Aziraphale struggles with it because they get to do it without needing an excuse.
(OR just another fanfic about Crowley and Aziraphale holding hands because there will never be enough of these).
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Luncheon of Revelations by anyofmany
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Sep 2019
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Aziraphale and Crowley are summoned to a business lunch to teach Heaven and Hell's emissaries how to better understand humanity. Very uncomfortable and enlightening questions ensue.
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Dining at the Ritz, we'll meet at nine by Adrenaline_Roulette
Fandoms: Queen (Band), Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018) Actor RPF, Bohemian Rhapsody (Movie 2018)
23 Oct 2019
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“I’m telling the truth! I know what – Who I saw!”
“Brian, just because the waitress and Roger’s friend have the same name, does not mean they are the same person.”
“Friend? I think she’s a bit more than that.”
“I’m sure I don’t know what you mean."
“A friend who you will not stop talking about? A friend who you couldn’t stop grinning after she agreed to have dinner with you? Shall I go on?”
“Freddie, I will kill you if you don’t shut up!” -
Dessert For Two by blondie_sarah14
Fandoms: Good Omens, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Nov 2019
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The sight of that tongue was sending pornographic thoughts into Crowley’s mind. Lately, all he could think about was ripping Aziraphale’s vest off and having his way with him.
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The First Day of the Brave New World by Brownies96
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Nov 2019
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About freaking time!!
After 6023 years Crowley and Aziraphale rebel against Heaven and Hell and finally get together.Series
- Part 11 of Good Omens Missing Chapters
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Not Ever by Depressedstressedlemonzest
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Dec 2019
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Crowley wakes up from a nightmare about the bookshop being on fire, he admits to Aziraphale that he has nightmares about it, about losing him.
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Our own mess by Phalaenopsis13
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 May 2020
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Crowley let’s out a laugh of relief.
„We‘re a real mess, aren‘t we?“
„Yes. But we are our own mess.“
„That doesn‘t make any sense whatsoever.“
Aziraphale flips him the finger with his free hand.
The demon cackles loudly.
„I‘m still discovering new sides of you every day.“ He marvels.
„Then I hope you like them.“ The angel teases back.Join our two favourite anxious bastards after Armageddon‘t trying to sort out their relationship and finally confess how they feel about each other. There will be angst, fluff and banter all along the way.
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an unusual dining experience by planetundersiege
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Feb 2020
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Crowley pinned Aziraphale against the wall, and in the blink of an eye, their lips were pressed together.
Made for the M25 server's prompt fill event, the prompt being "Aziraphale and Crowley get kicked out of the Ritz for having sex in the washroom"
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- Part 4 of M25 Discord Server’s Prompt Fill Fest
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Crossing The Line by equestrianstatue, Laura Shapiro (laurashapiro)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
09 Apr 2020
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His hands clenched in the angel’s lapels, and that was some kind of miracle in itself, because he could feel The Line trying to prevent it, the holiness of the angel working to repel his advance even as Aziraphale regarded him with mild surprise and walked gently backward into the wall. Now there was this -- this thing crackling between them, trying to push him away like his magnetic opposite, and Crowley was not just hissing but spitting as his mouth watered, his neck flushed, his skin tingled all over.
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There's an app for that. Or, how Aziraphale finally learned to use a modern phone by Periphyton
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 May 2020
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My lockdown fic. Aziraphale still needs some help distributing all the baked goods he's cooked. Crowley offers an alternative to messing with humans free will.
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My Big Fat Celestial Wedding by CopperBeech for KannaOphelia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Oct 2020
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In which Heaven and Hell decide to make lemons into lemonade and, since they can’t fight, embark on comity, with a mutually coordinated dynastic wedding ceremony as the first overture. Lighter than air. Copper needed silly.
Crowley sucked down a cup of coffee that would have scalded an ordinary mortal gullet, and yawned hugely with a display of flickering tongue. “Do stop flirting,” murmured Aziraphale, closing his eyes in mixed exasperation and concupiscence. “And read this.”
Crowley took the sheet of cream-laid paper and torn envelope, raked fingers through his already unruly hair, and scratched his shoulders with scientific thoroughness – he was pretty sure his snake form was going to shed soon – while he scanned the calligraphed text, the two signatures adorned with a little smiley face.
“Angel,” he said finally. “This is bollocks.”
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“You’re going to order for me,” Aziraphale says softly. The Ritz bustles around them in the midst of the dinner rush. “The usuals, and then I trust you know what I’d like off the specials.” He unfolds the napkin on his plate tidily onto his lap. “Six courses, please.”
Crowley’s sweating, his thighs clenched, his fingers clawing the tablecloth as he bites back the obscene moan building in the back of his throat.
“Angel,” he chokes out, “I can’t— when I’m like this— six courses— ”
“You can,” Aziraphale says. His voice is mild but his gaze is piercing. Crowley gulps. “And you will, my dear boy. For me.”
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In which Crowley has a vibrator inside him at the Ritz and Aziraphale has the remote in his pocket while he enjoys his meal.
Crowley trusts that Aziraphale will take his husband home and see to him quite thoroughly, soon enough.