10 Works in Tired Parent Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF)
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Way too much fur-Did I tell you about the fur on the floor? by GhostKitti
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
15 May 2025
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Jevin hugs a dog. It goes well? Kinda.
May 15: Jevin
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- Part 15 of GhostsHermitADay25
- Part 15 of The Orb Factory
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Tango, Bdubs and Keralis wanted to hand out candy for Halloween, who knew this was going to involve hot chocolate, falling, fear and a Boy in the Unicorn Costume.
May 14: Big Eyes crew!
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- Part 14 of GhostsHermitADay25
- Part 31 of The Orb Factory
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Dream mentorship on the Hermit craft server by Dannybakugo
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
02 May 2025
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- Part 1 of Dream mentorship on Hermitcraft
- Part 22 of Cartoon discipline
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One Big Chaotic Family (Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Drabbles) by StimmingRose
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
27 Jan 2025
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A collection of hermitcraft drabbles based on incorrect quotes (exactly what the title says).
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Chapter 1:
Person A: If I die first, promise to wait up for me, okay, Person B?
Person B: Oh, Person A. When I die, I’m taking you with me.
Person A: I can’t tell if that’s a threat or a compliment.
Person B: I’d think of it more as a grim inevitability. -
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For a moment Xisuma feels as though the world has dropped out from under him— as though he has been sundered from it, and there is nothing below or around him as far as the eye can see— as though there is no anchor and nothing to grab hold of, only himself and a vastness on all sides. This world that he has built, the world his players have built— negligible, at best, hardly realer than a flicker on a silver screen. It would crumple like wet paper, if he told it to.
He is the universe cradling his players, holding them in his palm above a silence that’d claim them if he let it claim them. It would have had Scar. It would have had Cleo. It would have Joe, now, if he allowed it. They are so terribly fragile.
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aka 4 times xisuma gets propositioned by his players who are expecting him to make use of certain admin privileges, and he is really not whatsoever interested in hurting them even though he theoretically should be according to some people. and 1 time that is, uh, NOT what happens.
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First Words and Abandoned Work by Detroit_become_Merlin for BunnyoftheDarknessVoid
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
24 Dec 2024
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A Christmas present to my dearest Bunny based on one of bun's quotes from the server
Baby Grian: babbling happily away
Xisuma, working on some code while keeping an eye on Grian: I know baby, it's a lot of work, huh?
Baby Grian: still babbling
Xisuma: I know, I know, but daddy will be done soon and then we can cuddle, alright?
Baby Grian: da!
Xisuma, pauses in his work: Grian, did you just-
Baby Grian: Da!
Xisuma, deciding his work can wait: oh, my precious sunshine! Your first word!
Baby Grian: Da! Da!
Xisuma: alright, cuddles now, work later. I'll have to see if the baby monitor caught that later as well. -
That which speaks through the silenced by Pintsized_Alchemist404
Fandoms: Hermitcraft RPF
01 Apr 2023
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No matter how far you run, your past will always find you. Grian finds this out the hard way. So he runs towards it instead, much to everybody's horror. Doesn't he know that they are a family?
Or; a story where eyes are hard to hide, world hopping is surprisingly easy, and in a small patch of grass a lonely flower grows.
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People are the Make it or Break it of Immortality by Okashi_GasterWhoOccasionallyGoesByLumine
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Hermitcraft RPF, Dream SMP
06 Apr 2022
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Tommyinnit, is an immortal parrot, given said abilities by his adoptive mother, the Goddess of Death. When he leaves to go join a new server, he forgets to tell her, and is trapped in hell for 8 years. He finally escapes, but finds himself not in the place he expected, but a place he welcomes none the less. I mean, if Grian Dreamslayer is there, how could it not be great?
Tommy really likes Grian btw- Cause they are both parrot men. -
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Since the emergence of the Cosmos, the wholeness of the universe has struggled against one single adversary. Grian's mere existence poses a threat against its sanctity, and the Cosmos has spawned countless safety measures against him: The most successful being an exceptionally skilled hunter who has declared it his life's purpose to hunt Grian down to the ends of the universe whenever he emerges. Mumbo knows that the safety of all live rests on his shoulders, so he has never faltered in his task to eradicate Grian as soon as he catches up to him. This time, however, it's different. This time, he looks into Grian's eyes and doesn't see the enemy.
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voidfishing, the new sport that nobody regretted partaking in (eventually, anyway) by kiwinatorwaffles
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
16 Dec 2021
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“by the way, kid,” xisuma remarks, watching the mystery child’s head perk up and turn around. “what’s your name?”
“for the last time, i’m not a kid! ” the (and xisuma does not change his mind in the slightest) kid retorts, pointing a carrot at xisuma accusingly. “and my name is xisuma, with an ‘x!’ learn it!”
now that’s a name he definitely recognizes.
or,
it's not an average day when xisuma fishes a random kid from the void.
Series
- Part 1 of oneshotting those hermits